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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Do you ever have that daydream where you’re stuck in an elevator with a Saudi prince? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And the Saudi prince starts to have a heart attack in the elevator? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But you save his life by giving him mouth-to-heart-recess-addition? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070610.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 11 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Get it, buddy! Get the ball! / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Uh-oh. He lost it. He doesn't see it. / SHELDON: To the left, buddy! It's to your left! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: No, buddy!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070611.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 12 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! Hype / SHELDON: C'mon buddy! Get the ball! It's to your left! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: Hype hype hype hype / SHELDON: No... no... BUDDY. It's... this is EASY. It's right here. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070612.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: And now, a public safety message about seatbelts, from Flaco the lizard / FLACO: Squee. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: Squee, squee squee "squee" squee... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: Squee squee squee... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070613.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / SHELDON: You ever dream they'll bring "Firefly" back to tv, like they did with "Family Guy"? / (SOUND FX): Sigh / ARTHUR: Can we clear something up? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / ARTHUR: Just because Family Guy came back, it doesn't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2007 | [[Store]] / GRAMP: Hey duck - I'm at the store. Could you check if we need milk? / ARTHUR: Are you on your cell? I can barely hear you. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I said - / (SOUND FX): Keeeeersh crkkklkrk / ARTHUR: Your phone is terrible. Maybe you need to rethink that cheap-o phone. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Harry Potter and the low-fat pudding / FLACO: Squee! Squee! / ARTHUR: What? "...A baby brother"? What are you talkin' about? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: Squee. Squee-squee squee?? / ARTHUR: No... you never mentioned you've been praying... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2007 | [[Store]] / GRAMP: Hello? / ARTHUR: Hey, so, listen: I wanted to call back and apologize / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I got frustrated with your bad cell phone quality... but I shouldn't have insulted YOU / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're not lame. You're not lame at all. If anything, you're one of the most stand-up... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: But in every episode, all the Klingons are wearing DIFFERENT outfits. / SHELDON: Yeah, so? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: SO? So it means that SOMEWHERE on the Klingon homeworld, there's a Klingon fashion designer. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070618.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2007 | NARRATOR: We now return to the season premiere of... GA'ARTH: KLINGON FASHION DESIGNER! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon: Ugh... these cuffs are so... blah. Why can't Klingons look fabulous when going to battle?? / Klingon 2: Ga'arth! Ga'arth! Bad news! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070619.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 20 / 2007 | NARRATOR: We now return to the season premiere of... GA'ARTH: KLINGON FASHION DESIGNER / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon: Our culture is entirely based on battle! The warrior is king! But what if... what if... you could design an outfit so amazing... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070620.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2007 | NARRATOR: We now return to... GA'ARTH: KLINGON FASHION DESIGNER / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon 2: Ga'arth! Ga'arth! The empire needs you! We are going to war... and we need 100,000 new soldiers' uniforms. /
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Klingon 2: This is it! It's what you've been... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070621.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Ha! And then the Klingon would be all, like, "Your poorly hemmed trousers have no honor!" / GRAMP: All right! Enough with the Star Trek talk already!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You've been talking about it ALL DAY LONG! / ARTHUR: Easy, Cujo. We're just jokin' around. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070622.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey there, sport... are you lost? Where's your mom? / Little Duck: Mwack? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Oh! Right! Of course! You only speak Duck! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Yikes! I haven't spoken Duck... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070623.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2007 | [[Garage]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It's the weekend ! And you're probably doin' chores around the house. So here's YOUR GUIDE TO STORING EXTENSION CORDS PROPERLY ! / / [[Garage]] / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: 1. Hold the end of the cord in your palm, and bend your arm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070624.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Nancy Drew / ARTHUR: How much cluck could a good duck cluck if a good duck could cluck good? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Nancy Drew / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Nancy Drew / ARTHUR: I'm, like, super rad to be around,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070625.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): Got a do-it-yourself project comin' up?
/ Well come on down to "The Home Depot"! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): We've got everything you need to complete your project. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Man (Generic): ALL WE ASK is... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070626.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 27 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Buying from Home Depot is easy! Just pick out the hammer you need, and get in line. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: ...then wait for a while... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: ...Pass time trying to guess where those checkout-line... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070627.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Switzerland. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: SWITZERLAND. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Switzer-Land. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "...Land of the Switzers"? / SHELDON: Apparently. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070628.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): CRRRACK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Aww, dang it! I JUST BOUGHT these sunglasses! And these weren't my cheap ones! / ARTHUR: You, my friend, have just discovered the fourth law of thermodynamics. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The what? / ARTHUR: "For any sunglasses purchased over $3, an... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070629.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Trust me, champ. Searching by air is the best way to find your mom. / Little Duck: M...Mwack? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Yeah - we're pretty high! But as long as you hold on tight, you'll be totally sa- / Little Duck: QUACK! / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070630.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2007 | [[Starbucks]] / NARRATOR: Starbucks' Headquarters... / Man (Generic): Ladies and gentlemen... we've done an excellent job of making coffee central to our customers' day. / / [[Starbucks]] / Man (Generic): In the morning, people's FIRST THOUGHT is our coffee. / / [[Starbucks]] / Man (Generic): And we've got them in... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070701.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2007 | GRAMP: Grngh. Caffeine-headache!! Can't... think... straight... / / GRAMP: NGNNN! / / GRAMP: HRPHNN. / / ARTHUR: ...And why do you drink coffee, again? / GRAMP: Makes... me feel... alive... and energetic. HRNNNN http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070702.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So let me get this straight: You only get a caffeine headache when you STOP drinking coffee? / GRAMP: YES. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...And the only way to get rid of this headache is to drink MORE coffee? / GRAMP: YES. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: So, essentially you're now stuck drinking... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070703.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 04 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Oh no, you don't. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Seriously, NO. I see it in your eyes. NO. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: Hey duck! Come get your boy! He's got that crazy, Donald Trump look in his eyes agai- / (SOUND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070704.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Halloween is all these costumes that you end up making / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / NARRATOR: Thanksgiving is a constant stream of cooking / frying / baking / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Christmas is three long, long months of prepping to spread cheer. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2007 | [[backyard]] / ARTHUR: How's your Fourth goin'? / GRAMP: Fantastic!
/ It's beer... and brats... and beer!
/ Just what the doctor ordered! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / GRAMP: ..No? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070706.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Flaco! The baby duck! He's falling! We've gotta catch him! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): Thwip! / (SOUND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070707.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2007 | [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[Fish dealer]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070708.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey - you haven't used your gift certificate on the fridge. / GRAMP: What gift certificate? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: The one I got for you! For your birthday! The day-spa package! / GRAMP: Oh... uh, right. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You're gonna love it. It's a mani-pedi, and a full-body... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070709.html |
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