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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 12 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Have you heard of the "three bites" diet?
/ The idea is that your taste buds stop appreciating sweets after three bites. So, rather than chase that diminishing rush, you just STOP after three bites. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: HA! ahahaha / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Ha Ha! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070312.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 13 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I could stand to lose a few pounds... and you and I could use a little quality time together... so let's start going to the gym. / SHELDON: The gym? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: The gym! / SHELDON: The gym. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070313.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 14 / 2007 | NARRATOR: A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Are you 45 or over, and thinking about going to the gym again? / GRAMP: Yes! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / shirt: Jazzercise / NARRATOR: And are you a male who last bought workout shorts in 1977? / GRAMP: Yes! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070314.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 15 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / Trainer: That concludes your tour of the gym. You ready to sign up for membership? / GRAMP: Well, I - / / [[Gym]] / Trainer: Before you answer, you should know we're running a 30%-off sale... but only for the next five seconds. / GRAMP: That doesn't sound ri - / / [[Gym]] / Trainer: Also, I'm authorized to... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070315.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 16 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / GRAMP: Um... this gym membership form says I'll be AUTOMATICALLY BILLED to my credit card each month. Can I pay by check, instead? / Trainer: Oh HECK no... / / [[Gym]] / Trainer: We know that you'll probably go to the gym for three months, tops. But you'll TELL yourself you should be going for another... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070316.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 17 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ugh. I'm never gonna make it to Europe at this rate. Maybe I should turn ba- HEY! A "Sooty Shearwater" bird! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: These guys fly across the Atlantic all the time. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070317.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 18 / 2007 | NARRATOR: The six types of people you meet at the gym: / / [[Gym]] / NARRATOR: The super-grunter / Bodybuilder: The world must know of the weight I bear / / [[Gym]] / Arrow: Legs could power the sun / NARRATOR: The new mom who is committed to dropping that pregnancy weight / / [[Gym]] / Arrow: Keysignal: only wearing flip-flops / Arrow:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070318.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 19 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / Man (Generic): You gotta keep yer elbows in. Yer not keepin' yer elbows in. / / [[Gym]] / Man (Generic): Then explode through the reps... 'splode! But don't whip yer motions. Yer whipping yer motions. / / [[Gym]] / GRAMP: ...Pardon me for asking, but WHO ARE YOU?!? / / sign: Unsolicited gym advice. / sign:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070319.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / NARRATOR: Most gyms have a 20-minute time limit on equipment when people are waiting. / / [[Gym]] / NARRATOR: But everyone quickly figures out that you can hide your timer behind THE IMPENETRABLE WALL OF MYSTERY AND UNKNOWING / (SOUND FX): drrrrape... / / [[Gym]] / NARRATOR: ...Your workout towel* / Woman... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / sign: GYM-WATCHERS FIELD GUIDE: "The Weightlifter" / Arrow: Obligatory ponytail: says "I may be able to lift a Buick, but that in no way has helped in my fashion sense." / Arrow: Spaghetti tank top: covers 6% of torso. ...Somehow is nastier than going shirtless. / Arrow: M.C. Hammer pants: ... for... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2007 | [[Gym]] / sign: GYM-WATCHERS FIELD GUIDE: "The Poser" / Arrow: Crisp, white, velvet Adidas tracksuit: never once touched by sweat / Arrow: Thick gold-chain bracelet: really? To work out? / Arrow: iPod: filled up mostly with "Black-Eyed Peas," "Black-Eyed Peas" remixes, and "Black-Eyed Peas"-inspired techno / Arrow:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2007 | sign: GYM-WATCHERS FIELD GUIDE: "The New Guy" / / [[Gym]] / sign: Sweat rag: full-sized beach towel
/ / Arrow: Gut: jiggles both vertically and horizontally. Mesmerizes passersby.
/ / sign: Workout shoes: also double as "yard-work shoes" and "painting shoes"
/ / Arrow: Reading material: "Gourmet" magazine. ...Never... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 24 / 2007 | [[Kazakhstan]] / NARRATOR: Kazakhstan is a huge country...the 9th largest in the world. And the high desert plains where they land Soyuz capsules stretch for 100's of miles. / / [[Kazakhstan]] / NARRATOR: Trying to find ANYTHING in this environment is almost impossible. / / [[Kazakhstan]] / NARRATOR: And trying... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070324.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: A pug weighs 13 pounds or so
/ And feels like he was made from dough / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: He has no girth, nor strength at all
/ He's just a weakling... oh-so-small. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2007 | [[In front of the television]] / SHELDON: Watch. Watch this fight scene. Yoda is BEATING the emperor. He's countering every move from the Emperor…and he's winning!! / / [[In front of the television]] / SHELDON: But after ONE FALL, Yoda gives up. He runs off. Says he's too weak. Moves to Dagobah and never tries... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Why was Naboo's queen ELECTED? That's so counter-intuitive. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: And why did no one, NO ONE, try to save Anakin's mom for 10 years?? What happened to a jedi's selfless concern for others? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: And Leia! Leia is Luke's twin sister... why is... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / SHELDON: And do you remember that Star Wars scene where Leia is telling Luke about her mother? / GRAMP: No...not in the slightest. / / [[THE HOUSE (Living room)]] / SHELDON: She says, and I quote, my mother "died when I was very young. She was very beautiful. Kind... but sad." IT'S... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, my boy, I love you to the ends of the Earth. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: But you gotta stop obsessing about this Star Wars stuff. It’s meant to be ENTERTAINMENT. …A momentary lightening of mood in an all-too-weary world. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: And when you nitpick all these USELESS... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: ... Then Gramp said if I wanted something fixed in this world, I had to fix it myself. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna fix all those Star Wars problems that have driven me nuts. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2007 | [[Kazakhstan]] / FLACO: Squee squee squee squee squee squ e squee squee sque squee / ARTHUR: Slow down, buddy... slow down. You don't have to tell me all your adventures in one breath. We can talk the whole flight home. / / [[Kazakhstan]] / FLACO: Squee? / ARTHUR: Of COURSE I'm flying you home. Did you think... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070331.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2007 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Sheldon takes a meeting with Joss Whedon / Joss Whedon: Are you kidding? I'd love to remake Star Wars! / SHELDON: Great! I can't think of anyone I'd rather see do it. "Firefly" was AMAZING. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Joss Whedon: The first... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Let's compare, shall we? The coffee cup lid vs. the sippy cup / NARRATOR: Both are designed to avoid spills with people who don't know better ("Caution! The drink you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. ...you doofus, it's coffee.") / NARRATOR: Both have tiny,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2007 | [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: Things were different when I was a boy / ARTHUR: Oh Lord. Here we go... / GRAMP: You had coffee, and you had the mug to hold it. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: But now you have this throw-away cup that's so thin, you need a cardboard sleeve around it to protect you hand. Which is useless,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: A filmed presentation by:
/ CROTCHLEY LABS
/ copy-right 1955 / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Ever wonder where the coffee cup lid came from? Why, it came from the good folks at international business machines! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2007 | sign: A filmed presentation by: "CROTCHLEY LABS trade-mark" - filmed in Kodak visi-true tecna-scope! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Once the flimsy coffee cup lid made its way into the American workforce, productivity soared! / Employee: I just invented the automatic transmission! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2007 | sign: A film by CROTCHLEY LABS - Makers of lungly cigarettes. They're GOOD for you! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Coffee! It's the All-American drink! Grown in Iowa, it's as American as Mom and apple pie! / / [[office]] / sign: NO DAMES IN THE OFFICE / NARRATOR: And at Crotchley labs,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2007 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: "Coffee cup lids" / ARTHUR: HEY-O! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / SHELDON: Mr. Lucas, I've met with Joss Whedon, Peter Jackson, and ten other directors, and none of them have the right touch for Star Wars. / / [[nonspecific (colored background)]] / SHELDON: So, for better or for worse, I have to admit YOU'RE the best guy to handle Star... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm sorry I got mad at you for all the Star Wars plot-holes and inconsistencies, Mr. Lucas. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I mean... SO WHAT if a whole bunch of stuff from the first trilogy doesn't match up with the second trilogy? ...And so what... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2007 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / George Lucas: Listen, kiddo... I know Star Wars isn't perfect. And I feel bad about that. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / George Lucas: But it's a darn good franchise! If it wasn't, then I wouldn't have made billions in film, tv, video games, toys, books, comics,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/070410.html |
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