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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2002 | DANTE: So Sheldon tells me that you can see into the future... / ARTHUR: Yep. / / DANTE: Well then, Mr. Fancypants, tell me what I had for breakfast. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / (SOUND FX): blink blink / / Chalk Board: <-- Past, Future --> / DANTE: whoa, whoa, WHOA... go over it again... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 25 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Exceptionally good work. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Exceptionally good work. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Exceptionally good wor / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: I see the ol' employee reviews are comin' along. / SHELDON: I'm doing exceptionally good work. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020425.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2002 | SHELDON: "I hold this paper in my hand" / / SHELDON: "Its well-trimmed edges, smooth and grand." / / SHELDON: "I add this pen to form a plan" / / sign: Poems / SHELDON: "I'll draw a small electric fan" / ARTHUR: USELESS POETRY! GET YER USELESS POETRY HERE! / GRAMP: How much for it to "go outside"? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Washing Machine: chugga chugga / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Clock: tick tick tick / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Washing Machine: chugga chugga / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You've checked the laundry FOURTEEN TIMES so far. / GRAMP: Retirement is a harsh mistress, Duck. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2002 | GRAMP: There's gotta be a way to keep my retirement from being boring. What I need is... / / GRAMP: Um... C'mon, what's that word? / / GRAMP: What I need is... uh... / / ARTHUR: ... Fewer "senior moments"? / GRAMP: ... A plan http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Fellas, I've decided I'm gonna get a job in public radio! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: IMAGINE! I'll be working alongside big stars like Nina Totenberg, Robert Siegel, and Bob Edwards!! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I don't know who any of those people are. / ARTHUR: When you're... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2002 | GRAMP: Excuse me, I'm here for a job interview.... could you point me to the offices of "National Public Radio"? / Man (Old): Yer lookin' at 'em. / / / Man (Old): ...We're gettin' the car fixed after our next pledge drive. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 02 / 2002 | [[NPR Radio Station]] / GRAMP: Café? / / [[NPR Radio Station]] / GRAMP: Cough, I? / / [[NPR Radio Station]] / GRAMP: Coffee? / / [[NPR Radio Station]] / Radio Personality: "KOFI"! IT'S "KOFI ANNAN"!! / GRAMP: ....What's a "Kofi Annan"? / NARRATOR: Gramps tries out for National Public Radio. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020502.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hey! How goes the job at National Public Radio? / GRAMP: Not so hot. / / GRAMP: Today we did a story on the social life of yak farmers in Lithuania. / / SHELDON: Oooo... sounds pretty dull to m- / GRAMP: I PASSED OUT FIVE MINUTES IN, SO HELP ME... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Gramp lost his job at National Public Radio. / DANTE: What? WHY? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: When he found out they were in trouble with their budget... ...he suggested they start running PAID ads. / DANTE: uh-oh. / / ARTHUR: ....I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020504.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Gramp, do you think that George Clinton and Parliament truly brought the funk that they so often promised? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Can we ever truly know the levels of musical funk of which they were capable? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What the heck is that boy on about? / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2002 | [[Classroom]] / DANTE: For show 'n tell today, I've got a joke: "why did the turtle cross the road?" / / [[Classroom]] / DANTE: "...to get to the 'Shell' station"!! / / [[Classroom]] / / [[Playground]] / SHELDON: Then it's agreed. Dante is never allowed to "show 'n tell" again... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hey, shouldn't you be at your office right now? / SHELDON: Nah... I'm taking the afternoon off to read Shakespeare. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Which play? / SHELDON: All of 'em. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: In one afternoon? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / housecleaning robot: OBJECT: DUCK. STATUS:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 09 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Have you seen Sheldon? / GRAMP: He's been hitting the books too hard, so I sent him outside to play a little ball. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You sent him outside? With a ball? / GRAMP: Yeah. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon? OUR Sheldon? / GRAMP: Yeah. Why? / / [[Outdoors]] / GRAMP: No No N... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020509.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2002 | [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: No matter how many times you see it, it is always astounding. / / [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: A bird! Riding the wind like a perfect, majestic ANGEL! / / [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: And look! Look how gracefully it turns toward you... / / [[Outdoors]] / NARRATOR: And whacks right into a sliding-glass... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I'm worried that I hurt my neck in that crash... Should a neck be making these sorts of sounds? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / (SOUND FX): SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! / / SHELDON: Not unless it's a major breakfast cereal. / ARTHUR: That's what I was thinking. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Neck pain is pretty serious stuff. You should see a doctor. / ARTHUR: No way. I HATE doctors. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But you can't just ignore it. You really gotta see a doctor. / ARTHUR: Nope. Not me. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Look, I'm putting my foot down! You HAVE to see... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2002 | ARTHUR: No way am I seeing a doctor! / / ARTHUR: And there's no way you can make me go! / / ARTHUR: You'd have to pick me up and carry me, 'CAUSE I AIN'T MOVIN'... / / SHELDON: My five-pound duck would like to see the doctor. / ARTHUR: Poop. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2002 | [[Doctor's Office]] / ARTHUR: So what's the verdict, Doc? / Doctor: Well, to be honest, I'm not sure. / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: I normally work on people, so your biology has me a bit stumped. / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: I don't even know how to tell a girl duck from a boy duck! / ARTHUR: Surprisingly,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 16 / 2002 | [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: I'm afraid to say that the damage to your neck is going to require surgery... / ARTHUR: SURGERY?! Oh no no NO!! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: I'm afraid so. / ARTHUR: There's not some other option we can try?!! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: Like what? / ARTHUR: ...Like force-feeding... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020516.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2002 | [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: Okay Mr. Duck, I'm going to begin your anesthesia now... / / [[Doctor's Office]] / ARTHUR: What the....? I must be having an out-of-body experience! / / [[Doctor's Office]] / ARTHUR: I'm floating above the scary surgery... Heading toward the light... / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: Get... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2002 | [[Hospital]] / Doctor: The operation on your Duck was a complete success. But the traditional post-surgical treatments aren't going well. / / [[Hospital]] / SHELDON: He's not in any pain, is he? / Doctor: Not in any physical sense... / / [[Hospital]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon?! Is that you?? I... I can't see you from behind... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2002 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't care what the doctor says, I look ridiculous in this cone. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: LOOK AT ME! I'm a walking joke to everyone! A WALKING JOKE!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Think... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2002 | [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: YESSIR! When life deals out lemons, THIS duck makes lemonade! / / [[Kitchen]] / ARTHUR: I may have to wear this silly medical cone, but that won't stop me from enjoying the finer things in life. / / [[Kitchen]] / GRAMP: What's he babblin' on about? / SHELDON: He poured "Cap'n Crunch" in there... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2002 | ARTHUR: My health has returned! All my medical problems are behind me! / / ARTHUR: Life is my oyster! I can run and skip and jump! I can do anything I want!! / / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 23 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: ...You look at history, and sometimes you think to yourself: humanity is doing all right. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: We started out with nothing, and slowly we’ve built something for ourselves. You think: fire, democracy, pre-sliced bread… We seem to be making real progress / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020523.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: No way! Ducks are clearly superior to humans! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Ducks can walk on land, and swim, AND fly, AND dive underwater. Humans can't compete with that! Ducks rule! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You know what I say to that? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: "Duck Paté." / ARTHUR: S... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Man--I love Saturday afternoons. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Nothing can go wrong on a Saturday afternoon! / ARTHUR: ...says the boy, as a bug crawls up his shorts... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2002 | SHELDON: Duck... duck... duck... "GOOSE"! / / ARTHUR: The logic of this game boggles my mind... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2002 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Duck... Duck... Duck... HUMAN! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Well I DON'T KNOW.... How does "Duck- Duck-Goose" make any more sense? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020528.html |
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