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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 09 / 2006 | [[Pond]] / SHELDON: Did you know that "five" in German is "foomf"? / ARTHUR: As in, "I have foomf fingers on my hand"? / PUP: - / NARRATOR: * Fünf / / [[Pond]] / SHELDON: Or "The human body has foomf senses" / ARTHUR: Or "Bruce Willis starred in The Foomf Element" / PUP: - / / [[Pond]] / SHELDON: - / ARTHUR: - / PUP: - / / [[Pond]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2006 | [[Bridge]] / SHELDON: Foomf! / / [[Bridge]] / SHELDON: Foomf! Foomf! / / [[Bridge]] / SHELDON: Der foomf! / ARTHUR: Der foomf foomf foomf! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: This has been today's installment of: FUN MIT GERMAN! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / SHELDON: ...Hey Arthur? / ARTHUR: ..Yeah? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / SHELDON: "FOOMF". / ARTHUR: Heh heh heh... still comedy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: If penguins only live in the South Pole, why haven't humans flown a few hundred to the North Pole? ...Start a new breeding colony?? / SHELDON: 'Cause we don't mess with nature like that. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Oh, you don't?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 13 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: There is a cookie..... called "Hobnobs." It is the finest, most unbelievably tasty cookie in the world. / ARTHUR: In the world. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But for reasons that we can't fathom, this cookie is sold only in the U.K. / ARTHUR: Only... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 14 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Yesterday, I mistakenly promoted the British cookie "Hobnobs" as the tastiest cookie in the world. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Boy, was I wrong! You couldn't find tastier cookies than right here in the good ol' U.S.A! / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 15 / 2006 | NARRATOR: 3 ways Americans can enjoy Britain's "Hobnobs"..... the best cookie in the world: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Dream of the day when they appear in U.S. stores / ARTHUR: Awww, how cute. He must be "running" down the aisles... / SHELDON: Z / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Buy them online from overpriced importers / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 16 / 2006 | [[Studio]] / Laptop: "Dear Mr Kellett: as the makers of Hobnobs, we thank you for your kind words about our product" / NARRATOR: As a cartoonist, I sometimes get surprisingly nice emails / / [[Studio]] / Laptop: "We're sorry they're not sold in the U.S....
/ Could we perhaps air-ship you a free crate as an apology?" / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060216.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 17 / 2006 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: So you're saying that a professor, once they get tenure, can pretty much do or say whatever they want? / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Wow! Can you imagine if tenure was possible with ANY job...? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Woman (Old): No NO, Stevens! ...Mop the floor! / janitor:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 18 / 2006 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Think about it! Once a professor earns tenure, they have unlimited power! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: They can do and say whatever they want! They can fight the system in ways most folks could only dream! / SHELDON: Like how? / / [[office]] / sign: Office hours cancelled / Professor: ZZZ / (SOUND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 19 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: Hey! Get out of there! That sauce is for tonight! / ARTHUR: Sorry. TENURE. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / apron: HOT STUFF / GRAMP: What? / ARTHUR: I have tenure. I can do whatever I want. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / apron: KISS THE COOK! / GRAMP: SEZ WHO?! / ARTHUR: ...My peer-review... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 20 / 2006 | [[Tatooine (cantina)]] / Han Solo: I... I gotta be honest... I have NO idea what you're saying. ...I haven't understood one *§*!! word in 15 years. / NARRATOR: It was, sadly, the last beer they'd ever share. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 21 / 2006 | [[Barber Shop]] / Wookie: Hey... do you guys do Brazilian waxes? / NARRATOR: Jim quits his job http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 22 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Wookie: Mmrong! / Wookie 2: Mmrong. / NARRATOR: When a wookie meets a wookie, coming through the rye. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 23 / 2006 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Sometimes in cartooning, it's impossible to please ANYONE... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Our HIP readers found our recent Chewbacca jokes to be "boring" and "trite". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: ...While our FANBOY readers found... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060223.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 24 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / NARRATOR: You first try for "perfect form" when you go bowling / ARTHUR: Ooo... gutter ball. Six lanes over / / [[Bowling alley]] / Ball return: Lane 6 / NARRATOR: And when that doesn't work, you nudge your "starting point" to the right / ARTHUR: Um... / GRAMP: Hush. I'm trying something. / / [[Bowling... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 25 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / GRAMP: Bowling is a metaphor for life. ...You throw everything you got at life, trying to knock down all those little problems. / / [[Bowling alley]] / GRAMP: And just when you think you've knocked 'em all down... life sets up a whole new set of problems! / / [[Bowling alley]] / GRAMP: And...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 26 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: What's the deal with Sarah Jessica Parker? / GRAMP: What do you mean? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I mean, why is she on magazine covers and stuff? How did she become a superstar? / GRAMP: That show, I guess... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But I JUST DON'T GET IT. You ask any guy, and they'll... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 27 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / SHELDON: Man! I'm having the greatest time! Bowling is such a great sport! / ARTHUR: Well, it's not really a "sport". / / [[Bowling alley]] / SHELDON: How do you figure? / ARTHUR: The ol' rule of thumb: if you can comfortably eat cheese nachos while "playing" it, it's not a sport. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 28 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / GRAMP: It's dumb! Bowling balls are supposed to be black. Why do they have to color-code them? / / [[Bowling alley]] / GRAMP: And why do the lighter weight balls have to be pastel? I am NO LESS of a bowler if I use a reasonably weighted ball! / / [[Bowling alley]] / ARTHUR: You're a little bummed... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 01 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / NARRATOR: Nervous about using rented bowling shoes? Well don't be! / / [[Bowling alley]] / Arrow: protective layer /
/ / Arrow: congealed sweat / Arrow: bacterial sub-strata / Arrow: bird flu / NARRATOR: Before you rent your shoes, we use a high-tech device to seal off harmful residue. / / [[Bowling... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060301.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 02 / 2006 | [[Bowling alley]] / NARRATOR: Nowadays, computers do all the score-keeping in bowling. Which is good, as NO ONE has ever understood how to score a strike. / ARTHUR: Does it involve a hypotenuse? / SHELDON: Lord knows. It MIGHT. / / [[Bowling alley]] / NARRATOR: Folks have tried for years to figure out how it works / Employee:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060302.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2006 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You know how our cable company gets that German channel? / ARTHUR: Yeah. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: They were playing a horribly translated version of "Batman" today. The "I'M BATMAN" line killed me... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Batman: ICH BIN DER FLEDERMAUS-MANN. / Man (Generic):... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / SHELDON: What is it, boy? Trouble?? You say Arthur fell down a well?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / OSO: Hype! Hype! / SHELDON: And...and he's stuck?? How could this happen? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 05 / 2006 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Loki was the Norse god of LIES? What is THAT all about? / SHELDON: Whaddya mean? / OSO: Hype! Hype! Hype! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, in most polytheistic religions, a god specializes in things you need. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060305.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 06 / 2006 | [[Well (outside)]] / SHELDON: Are you REALLY stuck? / ARTHUR: YES I'm stuck. / / [[Well]] / ARTHUR: I would've flown out otherwise! / SHELDON: Ok! I'll go get a rope and lower myself down. / / [[Well]] / ARTHUR: But Sheldon...? / SHELDON: Yeah? / / [[Well (outside)]] / ARTHUR: ...Didn't "Mark Trail" do this exact storyline... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060306.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 07 / 2006 | [[Well (outside)]] / SHELDON: Ok, I'm comin' down! I'm gonna try repelling! / ARTHUR: No no NO! Just go slo- / / [[Well]] / (SOUND FX): WAM / / [[Well]] / (SOUND FX): WAM / / [[Well]] / (SOUND FX): WAM WAM WAM / / [[Well]] / ARTHUR: Smooth move, Ex-Lax. / SHELDON: THUNDERCATS! HO! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060307.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 08 / 2006 | [[Well]] / SHELDON: Assuming they were on a 3-hour tour, they'd only be 1.5 hours offshore when the storm hit. / / [[Well]] / SHELDON: So when "the weather started getting rough", the skipper SURELY would've turned back toward the shore, right? Before "the tiny ship was lost"? / / [[Well]] / / [[Well]] / ARTHUR: We... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060308.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 09 / 2006 | [[Well (outside)]] / GRAMP: You're kidding me. You're BOTH stuck down a well? / ARTHUR: YES! / SHELDON: YES! / / [[Well (outside)]] / GRAMP: All right. Stay put. I'll go get a rope and pull you up. / / [[Well (outside)]] / GRAMP: Ooo... waitasecond, guys? / SHELDON: Yes? / ARTHUR: Yes? / / [[Well (outside)]] / GRAMP: Wasn't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060309.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 10 / 2006 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: You forget to completely seal the bean grinder before you start / (SOUND FX): BRAAP! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: You mistakenly put two paper filters in the machine, resulting in lightly-browned water / GRAMP: ? / / [[Car]] / NARRATOR: You spill the entire scalding cup on your crotch as soon... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060310.html |
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