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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So even though you run Google, you've never rigged the search results? / Larry Page: Depends on how you define "rigged". ...What if someone theoretically fixed it so a certain company never appeared in search results? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051012.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It's good I don't run Google. I'd be tempted to gather all sorts of "info" on people I know. / Larry Page: You mean like the "My Little Pony" you have under your bed? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sergey Brin: You freak... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051013.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! You're back! How was Google? / SHELDON: Good! That place is running like a Swiss watch. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: A what? / SHELDON: C'mon! You know what a Swiss watch is! They make the best watches in the world! ...Or, at least, they used to. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: They once had... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051014.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Wow! Gramp, look! Someone took the time to make a pinball game into a real, 3-D scultpure. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: ...A sculpture? / SHELDON: Yeah. Pinball is that game that came preinstalled on our pc. But some fan has taken the time to build... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051015.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 16 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Wait... so you're saying Pinball is REAL? It's not just a video game? / GRAMP: Of course it's real. "The Who" even wrote that famous song about it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: The WHAT? / GRAMP: The WHO. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051016.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Hey Gramp... ? What color is "taupe"? / GRAMP: Taupe? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ...What was the question? / SHELDON: Taupe. What color is taupe? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051017.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: "Alien vs. Predator" was on tv last night. Watched a few minutes of it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I... I'm so sorry. / ARTHUR: I'd rather not talk about it. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Halloween costume? / DANTE: Yep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: ...And you are...? / DANTE: A hat rack. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: A hat rack. / DANTE: Hats...pinned...to a shirt. Not my Mom's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: So your mom dressed you up as a hat rack for Halloween. So what?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Looking like a moron has big advantages you're not seeing. / DANTE: Like what? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Like you are going to get... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2005 | [[The House]] / ARTHUR: You can't guess my costume?? C'mon, it's easy! It's a trashbag! It's white! It's... / / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: White Trash! / / [[The House]] / / [[The House]] / GRAMP: How many minutes of thought did you put into that? / ARTHUR: A solid three. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: / SHELDON: Hey! Are those my spare glasses?
/ Why do you have my glasses on?!? / ARTHUR: OH! Uh... no, no. These are mine. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: / SHELDON: And why do you have my Klingon shirt on? / ARTHUR: Um, because I love Klingons!
/ Yep!
/ Love 'em right up! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2005 | [[Store]] / SHELDON: Storekeep! I require the coolest Halloween costume you have. / / [[Store]] / SHELDON: Every year, I get made fun of for my nerdy sci-fi costumes. BUT NO MORE! / / [[Store]] / SHELDON: This year I'm gonna have the coolest, slickest, hippest costume on the block! / / [[Store]] / Clerk: Sorry, kid...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2005 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / sign: Just take one! / NARRATOR: It's the ultimate moral test for a trick-or-treater: an empty house with a MASSIVE bowl of candy on the porch. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / NARRATOR: It sits there mocking you. Tempting you. Testing you. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / NARRATOR: On the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051024.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sheldon? / SHELDON: Yep! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What the heck are you supposed to be? / SHELDON: I'll give you a hint: one ring to rule them all! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Launcelot? / SHELDON: Oh never mind... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Hey! Is that Sauron? Are you going as Sauron? / SHELDON: I am. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Oh man... now I totally know what I should be for Halloween! Hold on...! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: "I love you, Sam Gamgee! In a platonic-but-vaguely-creepy way"! / SHELDON: Heh heh... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: If you guys are gonna play "Lord of the Rings" for Halloween, can I play too? / ARTHUR: Sure! You can be Tom Bombadil! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: "Tom Bombadil"? I don't remember him. What does he do? / SHELDON: He dances around like a ninny, mostly. Wastes about 30 pages. / ARTHUR: And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051027.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: Give me my ring, Frodo! / ARTHUR: No, Sauron! I must cast it into the fires of Mount Doom! / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / (SOUND FX): bloop / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: ...Was that my college ring? / ARTHUR: ...Is this tonight's pasta sauce? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051028.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2005 | [[Studio]] / GRAMP: We pride ourselves on being a comic strip for the average Joe. / / [[Studio]] / GRAMP: But once in a while, we have a week like this one, where the storyline nerds it up BIG TIME. / / [[Studio]] / GRAMP: Why do we do it? Because, well... because... / / [[Studio]] / ARTHUR: ... Because we care? / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: TODAY! The 6 different types of trick-or-treaters / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: The standard kid.
/ / Child (generic) 1: Trick or treat! / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: The cutest kid you ever saw in your life. Ever. / Child (generic) 2: TWIG O TWEET! / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Week one: it looks good / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: Week two: it's still kinda presentable / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Jack-o-lantern: Young people scare me. / NARRATOR: Week three: it's suddenly become Andy Rooney http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051031.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Time to put away all the Halloween supplies. / ARTHUR: ...What are these? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh, those are flyers I hand out to older kids on Halloween. / ARTHUR: Flyers? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: "Am I too old to be trick-or-treating? ...A short quiz." / GRAMP: "Question one: Am I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Every year, that dentist down the street gives out toothbrushes for Halloween. ...And every year, I grudgingly take one. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: And long after I've eaten all my candy ...I still have this darn toothbrush. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Guess I might as... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / ARTHUR: Aigh! Bird flu! It's reached Canada! / GRAMP: Calm down, calm down... it hasn't passed to humans. It's only dangerous to- / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: Oh. / ARTHUR: AIGH! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2005 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: The problem with bird flu is that it’s carried by birds. We’re too mobile. We go everywhere. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: It would've been so much better if it was carried by slow-moving creatures that don’t do anything. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: ...Like a tree sloth? / ARTHUR: …Or a FEMA... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: "Ingredients: wheat, sugar canola oil..." Canola oil? What's a canola? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: "Canola oil is made from rapeseed."
/ Wait... what the heck is rapeseed? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hmmm... "a mustard-like seed used in cooking oils and biodiesels"
/ BIODIESEL?
/ / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2005 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Little fish, little fish, wont you jump in my beak? For you are the breakfast-y treat that I seek. In rivers, or lakes, or even this creek... there's no better snack in the world - you're unique! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: You're fantastic! Delicious! And your form is so sleek! Like... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I'm off to my annual physical, duck. ...Off to learn what new and strange Latin words afflict me in my old age. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Do I have a blocked glonkula?? ...A hypersensitive leptococus? ...A weakening hooptie-goatal? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I'm so excited to find out! What... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2005 | [[Doctor's Office]] / GRAMP: Are you serious? Lose weight? / Doctor: I'm very serious. A man your age shouldn't be that heavy. / / [[Doctor's Office]] / GRAMP: But I feel grea - / Doctor: You have man-breasts / / [[Doctor's Office]] / / [[Doctor's Office]] / GRAMP: Sheesh, doc, you're really bringing out the big guns. / Doctor:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2005 | [[Doctor's Office]] / GRAMP: So when you say I need to "lose weight", what do you mean by that? / Doctor: Well, medicine has tricky terminology sometimes. But to put it in layman's terms - / / [[Doctor's Office]] / Doctor: Tee-hee. / / [[Doctor's Office]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/051110.html |
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