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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 20 / 2002 | SHELDON: Are you kidding me? "WAESUCKS" is not a word. / ARTHUR: Oh yes it is. Double-word score. / / SHELDON: Where's the dictionary?!? I challenge! / ARTHUR: Don't trust the ol' scrabble master, eh? / / SHELDON: Hm... / / SHELDON: Wow. It IS a word. / ARTHUR: Thank God. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020320.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 21 / 2002 | ARTHUR: HA! It is in there!! / SHELDON: Lemme see... / / ARTHUR: No! No! It's in there! / SHELDON: So lemme see / / ARTHUR: No! NO! WHERE IS THE TRUST?? / / SHELDON: You fat liar... "Ductastic" is not a word. / ARTHUR: It is! It is! ...triple word score for me!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020321.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 22 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: 43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: Take one down, pass it around / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: 42 Bottles of -- / SHELDON: All right, all right! I'll make you a sandwich! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020322.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 23 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: 400,000 rubber bands. Voilą. Homemade slingshot. / ARTHUR: ... You two have a dangerously large amount of free time. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020323.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Humanity's first great step came with fire. / By taming fire, we took that leap toward inventing tools and machines... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: And our machines lifted us up... past the brute world of beasts and bare survival. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: We became the pinnacle of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: George Burns, he had Gracie, and Cagney had Lacey -- but I'm just a duck all alone. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I've never tried dating, all that woman and baiting -- and so I just sit here and groan. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But still there's reminders of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2002 | ARTHUR: I'd like to try dating... a quick dinner-date. / SHELDON: And where did this spring from, my web-footed mate? / / ARTHUR: It's nature, you see, for people to pair. / SHELDON: Yet singles have freedom, without all those cares. / / ARTHUR: But what could be better than a gal just for you? / SHELDON: My naive... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 28 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: So what's all this talk of a date with a gal? / ARTHUR: I think I just need a friend or a pal. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You have tons of friends! Why, you've got one right here! / ARTHUR: But a girlfriend brings kisses! And nibbles my ear! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: But she also will change... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020328.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2002 | ARTHUR: The flowers are in bloom, Sheldon! The sky is a sparkling blue!! / / ARTHUR: I'm in the best mood! I'm in HEAVEN!! / / ARTHUR: I'm in Love!! / / SHELDON: You're in "Cheerios."
/ / ARTHUR: Indeed! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: So who's the lucky lady that you've fallen for? / ARTHUR: She's a beautiful pop singer from Colombia. Her name is Shakira. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: "Sha-WHAT-a"? / ARTHUR: "Shakira". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...Isn't that the bread coating for chicken? / ARTHUR: That's "Shake 'N Bake"!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Your duck wants to date some pop star named "Shakira." / SHELDON: I know. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: ...He read somewhere that she "likes shorter guys." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: SHE DOES! / SHELDON: You're fourteen inches tall! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: This girl you have a crush on - what's with her name? / ARTHUR: What, "SHAKIRA"? It does sort of sound like a sci-fi name, doesn't it? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Like she's from planet Shakira-Seven or something. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: ... A PLANET OF CHAMPAGNE-FILLED JACUZZIS AND -- / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2002 | ARTHUR: URK. / (SOUND FX): Fwump. / / ARTHUR: Then I'll hold this pose until she runs over to perform C.P.R. / SHELDON: NO NO NO... there's gotta be a better way to woo this gal. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 04 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What's got you so blue? / ARTHUR: I just read in Gramp's "People" magazine that Shakira feels like "music will always be her only love." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Well, that's surprising! / ARTHUR: What? That she loves music? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: No, that Gramp subscribes to "People". / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020404.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: So I guess you won't get to date Shakira, eh? / ARTHUR: And thus, my second big dream in life has been crushed. / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Just out of curiousity, what was the oth-- / ARTHUR: Center for the Lakers. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2002 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: This failed romance of mine sure was a painful life-lesson. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: But it did show me one ESSENTIAL TRUTH: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[Silhouettes in front of Sunset]] / ARTHUR: Talking... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: So love let you down, eh duck? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Love can be TOUGH. It's like this "Ding-Dong" here - drawing you to it like a magnet... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: And like love, your first taste of it is bliss. You never want it to end. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: But... that was MY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2002 | GRAMP: Take a look at this thing! Have you ever seen an orange look so plump and juicy? / / (SOUND FX): Peel Peel Peel / / GRAMP: ! / / ARTHUR: False advertising. / GRAMP: I feel cheated. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Hey Arthur - Wanna go get an ice cream? / ARTHUR: No hank you. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: What'd you say? "No HANK you"? / ARTHUR: Sorry. I got a frog in my throat. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: COUGH! / Frog: Ribbit!! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I SO don't want an ice cream now... / ARTHUR: Sorry buddy.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 11 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: It is NOT an excessive purchase. / GRAMP: It IS excessive, and you're gonna return it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But... / GRAMP: No "buts". You're returning it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But Boeing doesn't take returns. / GRAMP: Don't sass me, young man. / ARTHUR: "Boeing"? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020411.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Did you read this? Some computer company is producing a 3-gigahertz processor. / SHELDON: Yeah I heard that. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Just imagine! A 3-gigahertz processor! Whoa nelly! / SHELDON: Frankly, I'm more surprised you even know what that is. / / [[THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: I sent an email through the air - It fell to Earth, I knew not where. / (SOUND FX): click! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: For, so swiftly it flew that sight - Could not follow it in its flight. / (SOUND FX): click click click CLICK CLICK / / [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldon's Office)]] / ARTHUR: I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2002 | DANTE: How 'bout loaning a friend one dollar for an ice cream? / SHELDON: No way. / / DANTE: C'mon... one dollar isn't gonna make a difference. / SHELDON: EVERY dollar makes a difference. Just like every vote makes a difference. Which is why it's so shameful that only 28% of the country votes! / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2002 | [[Outdoors]] / SHELDON: You know, the philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre said "Hell is other people." / / [[Outdoors (long line to the ice cream truck)]] / DANTE: Sartre must've bought ice cream on our block. / SHELDON: COULD WE BE GOING ANY SLOWER, PEOPLE?!? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2002 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: So how's the ol' company been while I was at school? / ARTHUR: We went bankrupt. / / SHELDON: WHAT?! / ARTHUR: Yep...but then our stock shot up over 600% / / SHELDON: So...we're okay then? / ARTHUR: No. We went bankrupt again ten minutes ago. / / SHELDON: I hate owning an internet company. / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 18 / 2002 | SHELDON: Agh! My stocks are tanking! I gotta sell! / ARTHUR: Wait! Wait! My psychic senses tell me the market will turn. / / / / / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Book: How To Cook Duck / ARTHUR: Easy man, eeeeasy... I SAID I was sorry. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020418.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2002 | SHELDON: It's amazing! My stocks went back up! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! / ARTHUR: I'm clear voyage. / / / / SHELDON: "Clairvoyant"? / ARTHUR: Uh yes, yes.. that too. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I don't understand it. My duck can see the future. How is that even possible? / GRAMP: How is it possible he can TALK? I still haven't figured THAT out. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: And how do YOU manage a company of 4000 people? And how'd you get so stinking rich doing it? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2002 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: My psychic powers can peel back the veils of time to reveal the glorious future! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I see... I see a towering, magnificent, gorgeous ham sandwich... / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: And it's being LOVINGLY made for me... by Sheldon. / SHELDON: PSHAW.
/ Yeah, right. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2002 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: If you can really read the future, tell me something that's gonna happen. / ARTHUR: Very well. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: The mists are parting... I see... Yes, I see it! It's coming in clearly now! IT'S.. . IT'S... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...A "Cosby Show" re-run, starting at eight. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/020423.html |
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