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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Camp Counselor: Hi boys! Welcome to camp! / DANTE: Thanks! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Camp Counselor: Umm... what's wrong with your friend? / DANTE: He's never been away from his computer. It's kinda tough on him. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He's gonna hate it. / GRAMP: Are you kidding? Sheldon's gonna LOVE summer camp. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Out in the wild, he'll forget all about computers and the interweb and all that.
/ Why, I bet he's gazing at the wonders of creation right now. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Behold! I am Gorrak, mighty Klingon warrior! / Camp Counselor: Sheldon? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Yes, Ma'am? / Camp Counselor: What did we say about the Klingon talk? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: That... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2005 | [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (Camp, Forest)]] / [[The House]] / SHELDON: Are you crazy?! Put that firecracker away - the Camp Counselor will kill you! / DANTE: HA!! What can she do? / / [[Outside (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[The House]] / ARTHUR: Blow her little whistle at me?
/ With my thirty-cent... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 18 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It's so weird having Sheldon out of the house. / ARTHUR: Yep! He's flown the coop! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He blew his pop stand! He's off like the sleeves on a vest! He... uh... he... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: He looked a gift horse in the mouth! / GRAMP: Now you're embarrassing... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050618.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 19 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / DANTE: Wow! Look at that bright shooting star! / SHELDON: That's not a shooting star. That's the International Space Station. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / DANTE: But I made a wish on it! / SHELDON: Well it's wasted now. You can't wish... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050619.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 20 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Shel, don't panic.
/ ...You've walked into a swarm of bees. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: You need to slowly, calmly walk toward -
/ uh-oh... a wolverine. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Ok... ok... he'll probably... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050620.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 21 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / SHELDON: ...And if you listen carefully, you can still hear the fax machine whirring in the forest. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (night)]] / girl (generic): Wait. How would the fax machine... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050621.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 22 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Camp Counselor: Hey, cabin 6! What's the best cabin ever? / SHELDON: Cabin 6...? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Camp Counselor: I can't hear you! / SHELDON: Cabin 6! / DANTE: Cabin 6! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Camp Counselor: Say it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050622.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 23 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Can I have the top bunk tonight? / SHELDON: Tell you what... let's "rock paper scissors" for it. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): wiggle wiggle / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: What was that? / SHELDON: Atomic mushroom... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050623.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 24 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: When I was 17, it was a very good year... / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: It was a very good year for small town girls who lived up the - / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: StairssaAAAAa!!! / / [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom)]] / GRAMP: When did you get home from summer camp?!? / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050624.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 25 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: It's a big world out there, duck. And somewhere out there is the perfect woman for me. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: She's not looking for a phony Tom Cruise or a big-wig Bill Gates. She's looking for me. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...A heavyset, bald, retired dude? / GRAMP: And heck...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050625.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 26 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: Have you tried all the fad diets, only to fail miserably? / (SOUND FX): crunch crunch / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: Are you munching on celery morning, noon, and night... but still can't seem to drop the pounds? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: Well why not eat everything you ever wanted... with the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050626.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 27 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: 230 pounds? / GRAMP: Well, c'mon now... a lot of that is water weight. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Water weight"? That's the worst excuse ever.
/ And it implies that you've been taking in an excess of water. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050627.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 28 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Did you tell Gramp he's FAT? / ARTHUR: Yeah. So? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: SO?!? So that means he'll go on a diet. / ARTHUR: That's the idea. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But he does the grocery shopping. If HE goes on a diet, WE go on a diet! / ARTHUR: You... you mean... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050628.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 29 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Without candy in the house, I think I'm starting to lose it. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I'm seeing candy everywhere. ...Peanut-butter cup coffee tables. ...Candy-corn lamps. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: AND... AND GIGANTIC MARSHMALLOW PEEPS... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Don't come near me... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050629.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 30 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Champ, you're not thinking straight. You're going through sugar withdrawal / SHELDON: Whatever you say, Mister Peep. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I'm not a Peep! That's your mind playing tricks. You're just craving a Peep. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050630.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 01 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: His mind thinks the entire world is CANDY? / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's a terrible affliction called "DDS" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: DDS? / ARTHUR: "Dom DeLuise Syndrome". There's no known cure. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: But we've got... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050701.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 02 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You cured your sugar withdrawal? / SHELDON: Yep. Ate three "pounder" bags of M+Ms. Feelin' good. Feelin' good. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Mind's clear. In control. Lots of energy. / ARTHUR: I can HEAR your heart beating from here. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Yeah. Side effects. I also can't... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050702.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 03 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / SHELDON: I don’t understand the whole fireworks thing. / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / SHELDON: Doesn’t it seem an odd way to celebrate the birth of a nation…? …By blowing stuff the heck up? / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / GRAMP: Look, this great nation is built on the principles of life,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050703.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 04 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Yesterday, we showed Arthur with a rather large firework. / ARTHUR: IT WASSH BYOOTIFUL! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But today, we'd like to remind you that fireworks aren't safe, right Arthur? / ARTHUR: DASH RIGH, KIDS! SAFETY FIRST! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050704.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 05 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Day ONE / GRAMP: This is the best purchase ever! I just tap on the little step, and the trashcan lid pops right up! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: Day TWO / GRAMP: That's odd. Seems to be sticking a bit. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: EVERY single day after that / GRAMP: *§@!!! BROKEN PIECE OF... / (SOUND... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050705.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 06 / 2005 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Luke jumps out of his snowspeeder, lightsaber in hand. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Directly ahead, the giant AT-AT comes stomping toward him. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I said, "The giant AT-AT comes stom - / ARTHUR: GET THIS STUPID STORMTROOPER OFFA ME! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050706.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 07 / 2005 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: It's time we took a roadtrip, fellas.
/ A roadtrip to discover America. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: And not the cookie-cutter, mini-mall America where every town's the same. No, the REAL America, where there are no Starbucks or Home Depots or Walmarts. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050707.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2005 | [[AAA]] / Clerk: Welcome to AAA / GRAMP: Hi! I'm here to pick up the road maps I ordered? / / [[AAA]] / Clerk: Very good, sir. And per your request, we've circled all the national parks and museums on the map... AS WELL AS, and I quote... / / [[AAA]] / Clerk: "Every conceivable rest stop in this time zone" / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050708.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: Next rest stop 110 miles / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: Next rest stop 75 miles / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: Next rest stop 10 miles / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / sign: Oops... our bad. 15 miles / Everyone:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050709.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2005 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Ah, the good ol' summer family roadtrip! / Everyone: On the road again! Just can't wait to get on the road again... / / [[Car]] / NARRATOR: There are games to play... / SHELDON: Scissors beat paper. / ARTHUR: But LOOK AT ME! All I can play is paper! / / [[Car]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050710.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 11 / 2005 | [[Car]] / GRAMP: Every sitcom has a goofy looking, heavyset, blue collar guy married to a gorgeous wife. Yes Dear, King of Queens, According to Jim... / / [[Car]] / GRAMP: They're all the same! They all think every American male is a complete fatty wishing for a supermodel wife. / / [[Car]] / / [[Car]] / ARTHUR: ...How... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050711.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2005 | [[Car]] / / [[Gas Station]] / / [[Car]] / / [[Gas Station]] / / [[Car]] / / [[Gas Station]] / / [[Gas Station]] / GRAMP: Travel America: see its gas stations. / ARTHUR: Weren't we JUST AT this Chevron? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050712.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2005 | [[Car]] / NARRATOR: Have you ever played "Alphabet Bingo" on a roadtrip? / SHELDON: "All-star trucking"! / ARTHUR: "Beauty parlor"! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: It's where you look for words that start with letters of the alphabet. First one through the alphabet wins. / Someone: "Coffee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/050713.html |
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