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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 17 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Magazine: Wired / GRAMP: I'm home! And I got the stage one Halloween candy! / SHELDON: The WHAT? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The stage one Halloween candy. You know... The stuff you buy for Halloween, but end up eating yourself. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Which forces you to rush out and buy stage two... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041017.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out... you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself about... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: That's what it's all about! / ARTHUR: ...It continues... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: It makes no sense that humans are the dominant species. / GRAMP: It makes perfect sense! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Humans have incredibly powerful brains AND the dexterity of an opposable thumb.
/ ...We can think and do almost anything. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - How are you? I am fine. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I am writing to ask you to make the ducks the dominant species. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Ducks can fly, walk, swim underwater and lots of other cool stuff. We... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - A lady was mean to me at the grocery store today. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: She said I was an abomination. ...That ducks aren't supposed to talk. It hurt my feelings. / / [[nonspecific (black background)]] / ARTHUR: I think we need... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (black background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - You know how there's mean people in the world? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: What if you made it so they all smelled real bad? That way, we'd know when bad people were coming. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Just a thought.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Whatcha doin' ? / ARTHUR: Writing a letter to God. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Really? What do you have so far? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: "Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret." / ARTHUR: ...Little joke between He and I. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 24 / 2004 | [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: You're watching Sesame Street? / ARTHUR: Indeed. This Big Bird fellow intrigues me. / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Just look at him! He's ten feet tall! To see him is to KNOW FEAR. He could crush you with his mighty wings! / / [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: What are you talking about? He's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041024.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - I have been a very good duck this year. Could I have a pony? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: You're confusing "God" with "Santa Claus". / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Nevertheless, how's that... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - Gramp says I shouldn't bug you with petty requests. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: He says that I should pray for big stuff. ...Important stuff. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: So let me just emphasize how important it... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Dear God - I'm sorry I've been bugging you with all my silly requests. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Instead, I should be thanking you for the wonderful, glorious, amazing gift of my life!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: ... and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041027.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I have a question for you about my letter to God. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: If God already knows EVERYTHING, do I even need to put this letter in the mail? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wow! That's a surprisingly philosophical question for you. / ARTHUR: ...I'm just tryin' to save myself... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041028.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2004 | [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: Here I stand, with sweets in hand, awaiting trick-or-treaters. / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: And here are girls with hair all curled, in costumes looking sweeter. / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: And here are boys like scary toys, all dressed up oh-so-creepy. / / [[Front door]] / NARRATOR: And... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / sign: HAPPY HALLO / NARRATOR: You've worked all week to decorate with goblins, ghosts and more. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: The yard looks great with candles lit, and pumpkins at the door. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR: And finally, the kids arrive, all dressed up looking dandy. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 31 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / SHELDON: One advantage to being a billionaire... / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / SHELDON: You get to buy pretty awesome Halloween decorations. / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / Magazine: Modern Fogie / DANTE: ...I can't believe your grandfather said "yes" to this. / GRAMP: HE ASSUMED YOU WERE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041031.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You ate all the trick-or-treat candy?!? / ARTHUR: I did. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: But I didn't even get a piece! / ARTHUR: Relax. I saved you a Tootsie Roll. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Did you save it for me, OR DID YOU GET SO FAT YOU COULDN'T REACH IT?? / ARTHUR: ...A... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I can't believe you ate all the Halloween candy!! / ARTHUR: I didn't mean to! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Initially, I just ate one. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: And then I ate one more. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: And then you ate 48 more! / ARTHUR: ...And then I ate 48 more. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Look, I'm sorry I ate all the Halloween candy. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: If it makes you feel any better... eating that candy was AN HOUR OF PURE BLISS. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: ...AND WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BET - / ARTHUR: ...Followed by six hours of gastro-intestinal... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Look at you! Can you even stand with all that weight? / ARTHUR: I AM standing. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Wow. / ARTHUR: See? Now I'm sitting. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Can you carry me into the kitchen? / SHELDON: No. Get there on your own. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: On my own?? Look at me! I CAN'T JUST MAGICALLY FLY INTO THE KITCHEN! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You are a complete train wreck. / ARTHUR: You wouldn't say that if I could flip myself over. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hey Gramp! What do you think of my invisibility cloak? / GRAMP: AIGH! Where'd you get that?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I bought it from a Japanese scientist.* Pretty amazing, huh? / GRAMP: ...Um, yeah. Yeah it is. / NARRATOR: *http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/2777111.stm / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: But... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I've put Arthur on "the Infomercial Diet". / DANTE: What's that? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I force him to watch infomercials for 30 hours straight. / DANTE: And how does that help him lose weight? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Want some fudge? / ARTHUR: YES. But... can't seem... to... look... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: You diet worked. I lost 25 pounds just by watching infomercials. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Yessir... 25 pounds lost for good. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / boxes: Purty teeth in minutes - chisel included / ARTHUR: ...Along with 40 GRAND in ridiculous infomercial purchases. / GRAMP: WHO ORDERED 500... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: You spent 40 grand on infomercials? / ARTHUR: Yes. But only on stuff that I really needed. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Oh really? Like this home breast-enlargement kit?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Box: BE POPULAR! / ARTHUR: The... the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: C'mon... help a brother out. / SHELDON: No. I'm not giving you 40 grand. You have to pay that off on your own. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: But it's 40 grand! Where can a duck get 40 grand? ...SELLING MY FEATHERS FOR PILLOW STUFFING? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Can I borrow 40 grand to pay off a debt? / GRAMP: 40 GRAND?? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Yeah. I bought crateloads of stuff from infomercials. ...I was dieting. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Why can't I have a NORMAL house pet? One... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: ART! / SHELDON: SCIENCE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: ART!! / SHELDON: SCIENCE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: COMMERCE! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (backyard)]] / SHELDON: Ooooo.... the dreaded over-slide. / ARTHUR: DANTE?? DANTE?? If you can hear me... you've just made a tremendous fool of yourself, and now... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: Who are the people in your neighborhood? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: In your neighborhood,
/ in your neigh-bor-hoood / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Television: Who are the people in your neighborho / Magazine: Nerd Times / ARTHUR: Awfully nosy fellow, this Mister Rogers. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/041115.html |
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