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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 08 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Dante LOST all the money you gave him? / SHELDON: Yeah. He fell for some scam. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well, it's easy to be fooled by an e-mail pitching "half-priced Nigerian gold...." / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040708.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 09 / 2004 | SHELDON: Did you steal 2.5 billion dollars from Dante? / ARTHUR: NO! YES! WHAT? / / SHELDON: You DID! You little thief! / ARTHUR: I did! I'm sorry! / / SHELDON: Well you gotta give the money back. / ARTHUR: I can't. I already spent it. / / SHELDON: You spent 2.5 billion dollars? On what? / ARTHUR: ...a wide variety... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040709.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 10 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So it's come to this. You've STOLEN billions of dollars. / ARTHUR: Well, sheesh... it sounds horrible if you make it sound like THAT. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Oh... forgive me. How should I make it sound? / ARTHUR: I dunno.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040710.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 12 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: I did what you told me.
/ I sold all the mansions I bought with your stole money.
/ Here's a check for 2.5 billion... / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: WHAT? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: Made a little profit for yourself, I see. / ARTHUR: What gives you that ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040712.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 13 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...How is it that I've managed to do all three? / SHELDON: And still... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040713.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 14 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: "Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!" / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: EWWW... GROSS. There's jelly smeared on the back!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: So much for THAT. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040714.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 15 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Being old is a funny thing, duck. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I may be bald, overweight, and get tired doing the smallest things... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: But in my heart, I'm still an 18-year old. / ARTHUR: A bald, fat, easily-tired... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040715.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 16 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Klingons rock so fully. / GRAMP: Excuse me? / / [[Space]] / SHELDON: Klingons. They rock so fully! When I grow up, I wanna be a Klingon warrior! / / [[Space]] / SHELDON: Flying through the universe... Seeking honor in battle! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040716.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 17 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040717.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 19 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Uh-oh... Here comes my head accountant. ...He hates the way I spend my money. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I wonder what today's complaint will be? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: ...Are you gonna criticize the "Willy Wonka-vator" I just bought?? / Head Accountant: IT'S... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040719.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 20 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You bought the elevator from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"?? / SHELDON: It's a WONKA-VATOR. Hop in. I'm going to Pittsburgh. / / [[Wonka-vator]] / ARTHUR: Pittsburgh? Why Pittsburgh? / / [[Wonka-vator]] / SHELDON: It's the only button that's labelled in this darn... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040720.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 21 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Hey Wonka! This Wonka-vator you sold me doesn't work! ...No! I tried that! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Oh... Okay...That's fair. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: He's gonna send over a service technician. / Oompa Loompa: - You fellas call with a problem? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040721.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 22 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: See? The capacitor is totally ruined. / Oompa Loompa 2: ...And the whole circuit board is fried. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: UH-OH... SOMEONE'S COMING! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompas: OOMPA, LOOMPA, doompa dee doo!! / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: Anyway, let's work on the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040722.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 23 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DOO... I have another message for you!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Yes? / Oompa Loompa: This is so embarrassing. I'm totally blanking. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040723.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 24 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: We found the problem with your “Willy Wokna-Vator.” / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa 2: It turns out that your circuit board had completely melted. / SHELDON: MELTED? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: Yeah. We really gotta stop making everything out of candy. / Oompa Loompa 2: …My... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040724.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 26 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: Before Willy Wonka brought us to his chocolate factory, we had a horrible life in Oompa Loompa Land. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa: We worked endless hours for horrible pay. No one appreciated us. We were treated like dirt.... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Oompa Loompa 2: Jim worked... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040726.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 27 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa 2: Wha...? What happened to you? / ARTHUR: I'm not sure. You fellas had left some gum out, and- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: Our gum?? You ate our gum? / Oompa Loompa 2: ! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompas: OOMPA, LOOMPA,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040727.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 28 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: "Fix you"? / ARTHUR: YEAH! How are you gonna fix me?? ...In the movie, you always magically fix people. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: HMM... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: Well, we could try Atkins. / Oompa Loompa 2:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040728.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 29 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: The Oompa Loompas say this will wear off in a few days. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: All I can do is try to entertain myself in the meantime. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: HEY!! Where'd my feet go?? / SHELDON: Gross. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040729.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 30 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I sort of feel like a superhero. ...Like being huge is my cool superpower! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And I could spring into battle with my famous line... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Umm... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "FEAR MY... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040730.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from July / 31 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It's time for you oompa loompas to GO. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Oompa Loompa: What? But we still haven't fixed your broken- / SHELDON: I don't care! Look what you did to my duck! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040731.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 02 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: Listen to this: "The game of golf is a good walk, spolied." / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: HA! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / GRAMP: A-heh... A-heh... A-heh... WOO! / / [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: It's sad to watch the ones we love get old. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040802.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 03 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: I can have a beautiful sketch in my head, But when I go to draw it, it looks HORRIBLE. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: I can never get the image in my head to match what I end up drawing. / ARTHUR: Well, there's an easy solution to that. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040803.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 04 / 2004 | DANTE: My still life drawing sort of got away from me. / ARTHUR: No, no... I think Godzilla holding a taco was a natural choice. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040804.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 05 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Dang it!
/ It's impossible to draw a still life with this dumb bug buzzin' around. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): FWAP! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: There. Now... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040805.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 06 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You're drawing too much from the right side of your brain. You need to relax and draw from the LEFT side of your brain. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040806.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 07 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: You worry too much about drawing a "good" picture. You have to approach art like Picasso. Here, I'll show you... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): PA-TOOEY! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): SMUDGE SMUDGE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040807.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 09 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: When I noticed that all my “Post-It” notes were missing, I didn’t think anything of it. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: But then I noticed the company supply closet was empty, too. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: That’s when I started to suspect employee theft. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040809.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 10 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I never intended to steal office supplies... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "It started out so small - pencils, paper, that sort of thing." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "But then I just got carried away." EEEEASY now. This lobby... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040810.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 11 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: It's ridiculous how many office supplies Arthur's been stealing lately. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Pens, staplers, fax machines... it keeps getting worse and worse. I'm afraid to see what he steals next. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / Sheldonsoft employee: I do believe there's a duck trying to pick... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040811.html |
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