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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 29 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: I can't believe I lost 4 billion on the stock market. What a horrible day... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Hey! Lookit the crazy duck dancin' around! What a crazy duck!! / SHELDON: Ain't Helpin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040429.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 30 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: C'mon...snap out of it. Sure, you LOST four billion dollars, but you gotta look at all that you've GAINED. / SHELDON: Like? / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: uh... / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Woo! Lookit that wacky duck, dancin' aroun- / SHELDON: OUT! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040430.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 01 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: I told Gramp about the four billion dollars I lost. / ARTHUR: You did? What'd he say? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: He said that life is a series of lessons, and all we can do is try to learn from them. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040501.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 03 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Magazine: Field & Stream / Television: We now return to "CSI: Des Moines..." / SHELDON: Boy, they are milkin' this concept for all it's worth. / ARTHUR: You ain't kiddin'. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040503.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 04 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Hey look - Arthur's dreaming! You can see his little legs kicking. / DANTE: I wonder what he's dreaming about? / / [[Arthur's dream]] / ARTHUR: NO WANNA WANGA! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Probably about catching fish. / DANTE: Probably. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040504.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 05 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: HEY ARTHUR!
/ Where ya goin'?
/ Whatcha doin'?
/ How ya be / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Sure is a pretty day!
/ Pretty day!
/ Lots to do!
/ Lots to see!
/ PRETTY DAY! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Can you PLEASE not give him "super choco fudgies" cereal for breakfast? / SHELDON: Hey, I can see m house... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040505.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 06 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): FWIP! BROING! / SHELDON: I think we need better counter-weights for our diving board... / DANTE: No way! That was awesome! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040506.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 07 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): DA-DUM / / [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): DA-DUM / / [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): DA-DUM / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: Shark week's on t.v. again! / SHELDON: 'Figured. / ARTHUR: MEDIC! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040507.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 08 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: How cool must it be to be Charles Dickens? To leave such a mark on the world that your name becomes a NOUN?!! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: You mean like, "You scared the Dickens out of me", or "You're such a little Dickens."... / SHELDON: Yeah! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040508.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 10 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (very hot day)]] / DANTE: So... very... hot... out... can... barely... move... / SHELDON: Wish... duck... would... go... fetch... ice cream... like... a... good... pet... / ARTHUR: Would... counter... with... witty... insult... for... ugly... child... but... can't...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040510.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: You said it, brother. Humans can be so ridiculous when it's hot out. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "It's SO hot out"... "I can't stop sweating." BLAH BLAH BLAH / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Figure out how to cool down or quit yer... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: The forecast says this 90° heat is gonna break soon. There's a dense mass moving in from the North. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / DANTE: Ah! Here comes the dense mass now! / GRAMP: Heh-heh... Are you referring to "El jefe" here? / (SOUND FX): PAT PAT PAT / ARTHUR: HEY! This isn't a NASCAR race! How... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 13 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (very hot day)]] / SHELDON: HEY! / Ice Cream Man: Sorry, sir. The company isn't liable for damage to the merchandise once it leaves the store. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040513.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 14 / 2004 | SHELDON: The food industry has fooled us all.
/ This grape-flavored super ice pop tastes nothing like real grapes. / / SHELDON: It's just some weird sugar concoction that they colored purple.
/ It's completely phony. / / SHELDON: And yet, I could eat TWENTY of these puppies. / DANTE: ...I think I like fake grapes... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040514.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 15 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!" / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: ...Although some of us more than others. / ARTHUR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA / SHELDON: You've already inhaled THREE, you little porker, I'm not buyin' you four... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040515.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I wonder if it's possible to get a worse impression of humanity... / / [[Kinko's]] / GRAMP: Than being in a "Kinko's" at two in the morning? / weird person: I NEEDS TO PHOTOCOPY MY FEESH! / weird person 2: ...Must collect all the scraps. ALL THE SCRAPS. / weird person 3:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at Sheldonsoft... / SHELDON: Pack your bags, Arthur. We're going on vacation. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Really? A vacation!? / SHELDON: Yep. Got the brochure right here. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: WOO-HOO!! Sun! Sand! Attractive peopl- / SHELDON: "The Annual Computer Programmer's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Because we're family, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm going to the computer programmer's conference. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: But while I'm gone, I'm gonna need you to do something... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: I really don't wanna go to this computer programming conference. / SHELDON: Why? This stuff bore you? / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: No... THIS CROWD scares me. / nerd: WHAT?! I'll kill you for that! I haven't slept in two weeks! I swear I'll... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 21 / 2004 | [[Convention]] / sign: C++ Fan Club / shirt: Linux / ARTHUR: You know what I like best about computer programmers? / / [[Convention]] / ARTHUR: They're such social lepers that they have NO VERBAL SKILLS to defend themselves with. It's great! / / [[Convention]] / Nerd 1: YOU STOP! NO NICE!! MEAN, MEAN DUCK!! / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040521.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 22 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / NARRATOR: At the programmer's conference... / man (generic) 2: Urk. / (SOUND FX): WAM WAM WA / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / (SOUND FX): FLIP! YOINK / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON: Apple vs. pc.... / ARTHUR: Ahhh. / nerd: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040522.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 24 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: You know, this isn't so bad after all. I'm glad I came to this computer programmer's conference. / SHELDON: REALLY?! / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: ...Good Lord NO. This is the ninth circle of Hell. / SHELDON: No, no... Say how you feel. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040524.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: So I said, "Not if you have the fish you won't!" ha ha ha / Nerd 1: Bob! Getta load of this!! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: HEY! / Nerd 1: It's a talking robotic duck! / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Nerd 1: The programming must be wicked! / ARTHUR: OOF... / Nerd... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / NARRATOR: At the computer conference. / ARTHUR: 4.6 / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / shirt: Linux rocks / ARTHUR: 4.9 / SHELDON: What are you doing? / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: Developing my nerd-radar. I'm getting pretty good at it, too. Uh-oh...... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON: Your nerd radar is way off. / ARTHUR: 9.5 / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON: I'm not a "9.5". / ARTHUR: 9.5 / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON: It must be broken. / ARTHUR: Do you have your Klingon underwear on? / / [[computer programmer's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 28 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: It turns out that my nerd radar is remarkably accurate. Watch. / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: You! You're 32, you still live at home, and you re-read the entire "Dune" series every year! / nerd: It's... It's true. / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / shirt:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040528.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 29 / 2004 | [[computer programmer's conference]] / ARTHUR: We've gotta go home. This computer conference has fried my nerd radar. / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON: You can't sense nerds anymore? / ARTHUR: No! Not at all! / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / / [[computer programmer's conference]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040529.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 31 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Well we're back from the computer conference. / DANTE: Hey! How'd it go? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Ugh. Way too much spam. / DANTE: Oh. Problems with the ol' e-mail, eh? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: No, with SPAM. Sheldon and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040531.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 01 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Doe, a deer, A female deer... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Ray, A drop of golden sun... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Me, A name, I call myself... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...Far,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040601.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What would you DOOOOOOOOOO for a "Klondike" Bar? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Remarkably little, apparently... / ARTHUR: CAN I STILL HAVE IT?? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040602.html |
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