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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: What? What do you want? / Duck (Not Arthur): QU QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: SERIOUSLY. Buddy. What do you want? / Duck (Not Arthur): QUA QUACK QUAC QUACK / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 07 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Freaky, invisible spider-webs to the face". Mother Nature's favorite... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031107.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / TV: Friends, do you sneeze every once in a while? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / TV: Why not ask your doctor about new SNEEZE-A-ROL, and eliminate occasional sneezing with one easy-to-swallow caplet! Side effects may include: / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / TV: Vertigo, gas, numbness,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: You LIVE for moments like this. / ARTHUR: I RIKE 'EM DOO COME DOO MY MOWT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2003 | [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: The secret door to Narnia! I've found it! / / [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: ASLAN! ...I can't believe I'm here... in Narnia... with you! / Aslan: ...YOU'RE NOT! / / [[Baseball Field]] / ARTHUR: Lordy! You really clocked him. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2003 | [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: Wait... So I'm not actually in Narnia? / Aslan: Nope. You're actually passed out... / / [[Narnia]] / Aslan: ...Your unconscious mind has recreated the land of Narnia from your memory of the books. / / [[Narnia (Loch Ness Monster above)]] / SHELDON: Which would explain why the Loch Ness Monster... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2003 | [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: If I created this world in my mind... I can do anything I want here. / Aslan: Yes, that's true. / / [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: I could FLY... or turn myself into a dinosaur... or travel into space... / / [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: Or... or... / / [[Narnia]] / SHELDON: Eat... as many... WAFFLES... as I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 14 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[Narnia (beautiful landscape)]] / SHELDON: It's amazing that my mind created this entire world! What a sense of imagination!! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[Narnia (stick figure landscape)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / [[Narnia... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031114.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: YIKES. I really nailed him with the ball... / ARTHUR: I think he's passed out. / SHELDON: THE WHITE WITCH WILL RULE ALL OF NARNIA UNLESS WE WORK TOGETHER, MR. BEAVER! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ooo!! I see a dog! / SHELDON: And there's a shoe! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Oo! Oo! A rosebud! / SHELDON: A dolphin! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Oo! Oo! Hail! / SHELDON: Hail? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): WAP! WAP! WA WAP! / ARTHUR: Is there anything worse than running home in a hailstorm? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): dink! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Freezing... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): WAP! WAP! WAP! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: BRR. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): WAP! WAP! WAP! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, look at me! I'm worth two in the bush! / SHELDON: WHAT? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: TWO IN THE BUSH! "...A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 21 / 2003 | [[Bridge]] / / [[Bridge]] / / [[Bridge]] / / [[Bridge]] / SHELDON: Sorry. / ARTHUR: LEARN TO CONTROL YER *&@$# PLANE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031121.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / SHELDON: Contemplating your own mortality? / ARTHUR: ...Thinking about how much I'd LOVE an omelette. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Oh my goodness... I'm seeing spots. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: ...A big chunk of my vision has gone blurry... WHAT AM I GONNA DO?? IT'S... IT'S... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Oh... wait. It's just a piece of lint on my eyelash.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: If you had to pick ONE thing, what would you say is the worst part of getting old? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Hm. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...I'm guessin' the lightning-fast mental powers. / GRAMP: Z http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Your grandson is worth billions and BILLIONS of dollars. Doesn't that make you feel insecure as head of the household? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: UH.... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Maybe a little. / ARTHUR: And this belly sure ain't helpin' the ol' ego, I'm sure... / GRAMP: HEY!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: THANKS for GIVING me your slice of pie... / SHELDON: What? No... I've already given you THREE pieces. This is MY slice. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: THANKS for GIVING me your slice of pie... / GRAMP: But... You already ate the whole apple pie. This is the last piece. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 28 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Let's use the Socratic method to get a philosophical dicussion going. Here's how it works: YOU ask ME a series of questions that get us into a thought-provoking dialogue. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...What kind of questions? / GRAMP: GOOD! YES! We're off to a good start!... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031128.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2003 | [[Easy Chair]] / ARTHUR: Let me ask you a hypothetical question. / GRAMP: Ok. / / [[Easy Chair]] / ARTHUR: ...Suppose I don't know what a "Hypothetical Question" was. Would I know it when I asked you one? / / [[Easy Chair]] / / [[Easy Chair]] / GRAMP: That's either a brilliant turn-of-phrase, or the question of a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: So, the old question is... "If God is all-powerful and all-good, WHY IS EVL ALLOWED TO EXIST? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[THE HOUSE (Bedroom)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[THE POND]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: - Need cash now? - Cheap pills 4 u!!!! - Mortage rqx3mt / (SOUND FX): DELETE. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: - Timeshare riches - For guys like u - Sleep off weight / (SOUND FX): DEL DELETE DELET DE / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Aha! FINALLY!! ...An e-mail from someone I know. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031202.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 03 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: YOU have an e-mail account? How does a duck have an e-mail account? / ARTHUR: I'm a duck that can TALK. E-mail is, like, number THREE on the "list of weird things about my life." / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Wait...so what's number two on that list? / ARTHUR: "How is it that a duck so THIN...can... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 04 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Sheldon, the screen pointer-thingy is stuck... / SHELDON: Ooo... looks like your software froze up. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You've probably lost all the data you typed in. We'll have to restart. / GRAMP: That's horrible. Why would they make software that does that? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2003 | [[THE POND (A dock)]] / GRAMP: YOU! You own a software company—what are YOU doing to fix all these programming glitches? / / [[THE POND (A dock)]] / GRAMP: I want you to march right inside, mister, and figure out a way to make all this software stuff actually work. …ALL OF IT. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: My chores... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Magazine: Comix / SHELDON: You ever notice how "love to hate" and "hate to love" essentially mean the same thing? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Magazine: Comix / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Magazine: Comix / DANTE: ...I love to hate his... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: Do you want mayo? / ARTHUR: No, but go heavy on the earthworms. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP: I'm not putting WORMS on it. / ARTHUR: Hey, your exact words were, "I'm gonna make you the best sandwich ever." And the best sandwich ever has earthworms. / / [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 09 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Surprise! I made you an earthworm sandwich. / ARTHUR: Really? ...You dug up worms for little ol' me? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Oh heck no. I bought 'em down at the bait shop. / ARTHUR: The WHAT shop? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: The bait shop.
/ ... They sell pre-packaged worms and bugs for fishermen. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031209.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I just found out about this place called a "bait shop." Apparently, it sells worms and bugs and flies! ALL YOU CAN EAT! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Yeah, it's for fishermen. They sell fish guts, too. You'd love it. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031210.html |
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