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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 28 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: In all seriousness, what DO you think Bill Gates worries about? / ARTHUR: Look, even though he has billions and billions of dollars, I'm sure he has all the normal, day-to-day worries we all do... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Bill Gates: Uh-oh... did I leave the gas... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030828.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 29 / 2003 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: How come you have toes, and I have webbed feet? / SHELDON: Evolution, I suppose. Every species has its own unique parts. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: But I want toes. / SHELDON: Sorry. We're stuck with the parts we have. You can't change parts. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030829.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 30 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Did you know that the defense minister of India is named George Fernandez? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Don't you think that's weird? An Indian defense minister named "George Fernandez"? ...That's pretty weird. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: ...No weirder than YOU knowing anything about the Indian... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030830.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 01 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: I am in the best mood today. I'm feeling really gruntled. / SHELDON: "Gruntled"? Gruntled isn't a word. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sure it is. If you can feel DISgruntled, then you've gotta be able to feel gruntled. / SHELDON: No... no you can't... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030901.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 02 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: So... This thingy. / SHELDON: The DVD. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Yeah. The DVD. / SHELDON: ...Plays movies. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Plays movies. / SHELDON: Yep. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: But it don't fit... / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030902.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: A friend of mine wants to become an engineer and build roads, but he can’t afford college.
/ …So he’s gonna have to get a scholarship.
/ / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I guess… I guess that’d make it a ROADS SCHOLARSHIP, eh? / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother - What will I be? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...You know, she always said I'd be taller. / SHELDON: Que será, será. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: Today, STAR TREK fans were shocked to hear that the entire t.v. and movie franchise was sold to an anonymous individual. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: And what can fans expect from the $500 million dollar sale? The mysterious buyer simply says: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Radio: "Set phasers to EXCITEMENT." / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: My grandson just bought the entire STAR TREK franchise for $500 million. / ARTHUR: Yeah, I heard. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What's a grandfather to do in a situation like that?? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I mean, I TRY to be supportive... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: ...But some of those movies are... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 08 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: So now that you bought the rights to "Star Trek", what are you gonna do with it? / SHELDON: I'm gonna make movies. With Klingons. Lots of Klingons. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...And I'm bringin' back William Shatner to play Captain... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030908.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 09 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: How do I know you're really William Shatner and not some imposter? / William Shatner: 'Cause... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shatner: I AM... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William Shatner: William... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / William... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030909.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 10 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I've gotta round up the original Star Trek cast for my movie. ...But I have no idea where to even START a search like that. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Where would you expect to find ex-superstar actors from a hot show like STAR TREK? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030910.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 11 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Leonard Nimoy: Captain, the dilithium crystals in the core have destabilized. We're going to have to drop out of warp in the neutral zone. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / SHELDON: See? I told you! Leonard Nimoy's voice can make ANYTHING sound like poetry! Even cruddy sci-fi dialouge! / Leonard... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030911.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 12 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Look what I bought for my Star Trek movie. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Is that the robot from LOST IN SPACE? / SHELDON: Yep! Bought it on eBay. Little sucker still works, too! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / B9 robot: DANGER! DANGER ....We're... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030912.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 13 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: So you're gonna be in Sheldon's Star Trek movie? / B9 robot: Affirmative. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And just think! After this movie, you'll get to sign autographs at endless Star Trek conventions for the REST OF YOUR CAREER. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030913.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 15 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / B9 robot: Sheldon, I no longer desire to be in your Star Trek film. / SHELDON: WHAT? Why? You're scene is great. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / B9 robot: Yes, but these Star Trek fans! They're... THEY'RE... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Chekhov: CRAZY !! ...They... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030915.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 16 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So what are you gonna call your new "Star Trek" movie? / GRAMP: I was thinking of something along the lines of "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones". That was good. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / (SOUND FX): POINK. / (SOUND FX) 2: POINK. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030916.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 17 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm going about this all wrong. I shouldn't be making a Star Trek movie. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I bought the rights to Star Trek so I could do cool stuff with the material. Stuff that's never been done. / ARTHUR: Like what? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030917.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 18 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Leonard Nimoy: No no NO no no... .
/ We can't do a Star Trek musical. / SHELDON: What? Why not? / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Leonard Nimoy: 'Cause William Shatner sings like a dying baboon!
/ ...He scares children!! / SHELDON: SPOCK - NO! Logic! Use LOGIC! / William Shatner: No, no -... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030918.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 19 / 2003 | [[stage]] / NARRATOR: Star Trek: The Musical / SHELDON: Come on people! We've got a show to do! Places! PLACES! / / [[stage]] / SHELDON: VULCAN dancers! I need bigger "jazz hands" from you! Just 'cause you're logical, doesn't mean you can't show PEP! / / [[stage]] / SHELDON: FERENGI chorus, I can't see you in the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030919.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 20 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: NO! You have the show order all wrong! First, the Vulcans finish their ballet... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Then the Klingons sing... / Klingons: IF YOU GET LOST BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEW YORK CITY... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030920.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 22 / 2003 | [[stage]] / SHELDON: STOP! Stop the music! What's going on here? / Klingon: I'm sorry, sir. I don't understand my motivation in this dance number. / / [[stage]] / SHELDON: Look, you're a savage Klingon warrior out for glory in battle. BUT, you've just seen your two brothers killed in front of your eyes. And the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030922.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Sheldon! Sheldon! The first review is in for "Star Trek: The Musical". / SHELDON: AHH! I can't look at it! Tell me what it says. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Well, it has a nice, big picture of the opening scene, where Spock dances the electric slide with Gary Coleman. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030923.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2003 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm gonna have to cancel "Star Trek: The Musical". Not a single person has come to the last three shows. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: People just think the concept is lame, I guess. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Who would've guessed... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030924.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Well, I sold "Star Trek". / ARTHUR: Really? You found someone to buy it? The whole thing? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Yep. All 500 million bucks. / ARTHUR: Where in the world did you find another nerd with that much dough? / / [[Microsoft]] / sign: Microsoft / Bill Gates: HOT DIGGEDY!! / Someone:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030925.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 26 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Well I'm sorry I brought it up, Mr. Critical. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I propose ONE THING and you crush it without a thought. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Well... well FINE. That's just FINE. Great. Whatever. / / [[OUTSIDE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030926.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: How can you deprive me of a driver's licence? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: The open road... the wind in your face... the joy of an automobile hurtling down the highway. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: ...Driven... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030927.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 29 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: But you've got tiny little duck legs.... How are you gonna drive a car? / ARTHUR: Easy... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: While I work the steering wheel, my friend MR. TWO-POUND BRICK will work the gas pedal. / (SOUND FX): Pat pat... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030929.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2003 | [[Car (driver's seat)]] / SHELDON: I'll prove to you that you can't drive a car.
/ ...Sit here and TELL ME how you plan to work the pedals. / / [[Car (driver's seat)]] / (SOUND FX): blink blink / / [[Car (driver's seat)]] / / [[Car (driver's seat)]] / / [[Car (driver's seat)]] / ARTHUR: SHEER WILLPOWER. / SHELDON: OUT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030930.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: You just got a $370,000 check in the mail for a MacArthur Genius Grant. / ARTHUR: Oo! Yay! It arrived! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Why are you receiving a MacArthur Genius Grant?? / / ARTHUR: For my groundbreaking... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/031001.html |
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