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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 30 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: What am I gonna do? The girl of my dreams has fallen for Dante. / ARTHUR: Not to worry... Dante says he has a fool-proof plan to fix that. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Arrow: Clearly worried pig http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from January / 31 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: I've tried EVERYTHING to get this girlfriend of yours not to fall for me. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: ...But no matter what I say to her, it backfires on me. I SWEAR. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Maria: ..And he said... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030131.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 01 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: When YOU'RE actively trying to WOO a girl... and I'M actively trying to scare her off...
/ ...and STILL she prefers me... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: It says really only one thing: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: One of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 03 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: The romance troubles begin. / SHELDON: I'm telling you - that girl is coming between us. She's tearing apart the sandwich of our friendship! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: So I propose a little contest: for one week, we both try... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030203.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 04 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Sheldon can't seem to grasp the fact that I don't want to compete for this girl's heart. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Not only do I NOT like her, I strongly suspect she has cooties. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030204.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 05 / 2003 | DANTE: All right Shel... If we're gonna compete for this girl's heart, I've got one ground rule... / / DANTE: You can't use your money. / SHELDON: ...No money? / / SHELDON: But without my billions, I'm left only with... with... / / DANTE: ...Your painfully shy personality. / SHELDON: THIS IS SO ROYALLY UNFAIR!! / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030205.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 06 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: This stinks. I'm not allowed to use money to compete for the girl I adore. / GRAMP: That's as it should be. As the Beatles wisely put it, "Can't Buy Me Love". / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Didn't they also say "I am the walrus, koo - koo - ka - choo"? / GRAMP: Only later,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030206.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 07 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Word on the street has it that you're competing with Dante for some girl. / SHELDON: YEP. Yep. Yep. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Rumor also has it that you're taking it WAY too seriously. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030207.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 08 / 2003 | Maria: Sheldon! Who do you think you are, having a contest to win my heart? / / Maria: I'm not some prize to be won at the state fair, bub...
/ And I'm certainly not gonna play along with your little "contest"! / SHELDON: But... but I already got you a double-dip fudge ripple... / / / Maria: Principles are a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030208.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 10 / 2003 | ARTHUR: So you'll go along with the dating contest, Maria? / Maria: SURE! ...As long as Dante's involved. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: He's involved, but... uh, you've gotta give BOTH OF THEM a chance to win your heart. / Maria: Sure, sure, whatever. As long as Dante's in the contest. / / / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030210.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 11 / 2003 | NARRATOR: The competition started out so well. / SHELDON: Poems! I'll write you poems, fair Maria! / ARTHUR: Songs! I'll sing songs about your eyes! / / NARRATOR: But the competition heated up... / DANTE: Chocolates! / SHELDON: Flowers! / / NARRATOR: And the true ten-year olds came out. / SHELDON: Say uncle! SAY UNCLE! / ... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030211.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 12 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Maria: STOP IT!! Both of you - stop fighting over me! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Maria: Look at you... fighting like animals! I want you to apologize to each other. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030212.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 13 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: I got into a fight over a girl once, too. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: My best friend Jimmy and I fought like dogs over Susie. After two hours of boxing, Jimmy won her heart. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / GRAMP: But... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030213.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 14 / 2003 | SHELDON: I… I just wanted to give you this flower, and tell you that I REALLY REALLY like you. / / SHELDON: And… um… I was sort of wondering if you felt the same way about me. / / DANTE: …Ask her if she’s ready to have little mannequins with you. / SHELDON: JUST LEMME PRACTICE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030214.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 15 / 2003 | SHELDON: As a token of my affection Maria, I wrote you a little animated computer program. / / SHELDON: It features Jabba the Hutt singing "On the Wings of Love", while little Boba Fetts dance around him. / / / SHELDON: Why isn't she taking it? / Maria: I wonder if he could catch up if I suddenly started spr... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030215.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 17 / 2003 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / ARTHUR: I dunno about you writing a romantic poem, Dante. You just don't seem like a lovey-dovey guy. / DANTE: How hard can it be? I'll crank this puppy out in five minutes. / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / DANTE: What rhymes with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030217.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 18 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE (generic room)]] / ARTHUR: About this poem you're writing... / DANTE: Yes? / / ARTHUR: "Your dear, dark eyes dart 'round deliciously, like a 'Ding Dong' on a dew-kissed day." / / DANTE: Notice the alliteration? / ARTHUR: I'm noticing the snack-cake. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030218.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 19 / 2003 | [[Table]] / DANTE: A poem to Maria:
/ Your face is like the softest stuff that I have ever seen... / / [[Table]] / DANTE: Your voice could calm the big and tough... and even all the mean. / / [[Table]] / DANTE: Your hair is sweetly soft and... fluff? ...buff...?
/ ...gruff?
/ .... / / [[Table]] / DANTE:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030219.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 20 / 2003 | DANTE: They're WHAT? / SHELDON: ...Putting the decision of our contest up to a vote. / / ARTHUR: That's right friends! You decide who wins the date... Sheldon or Dante! Just E-mail dave@davekellet.com to vote! / / ARTHUR: ...Will it be Sheldon, the incredibly attractive and witty software wonder-kid, or....... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030220.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 21 / 2003 | ARTHUR: Ladies and Gents, the results are in!
/ After 24 hours of intensive voting for Sheldon and Dante, we have a clear winner!! / / ARTHUR: Write-in candidate Jed Clampett of "The Beverly Hillbillies!" / DANTE: What? / Jed Clampett: Then one day I was shootin' at some food... / SHELDON: When up through the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030221.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 22 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: It's gonna take a little while to figure out who won the contest, fellas. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: We're having trouble counting up the E-mail votes. ...But not to worry. I've got a crack team of high-tech experts working... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030222.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 24 / 2003 | ARTHUR: Good news, Sheldon! You won the contest, And Maria's agreed to a date! / SHELDON: Really? / / Maria: Well, it depends. Where are we going? / SHELDON: Wow! Uh.... WOW. / / SHELDON: I mean, you know.... Wow. This is just... Well... Wow. / / ARTHUR: Truly a ladies' man in action. / DANTE: You can almost warm... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030224.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 25 / 2003 | [[Non-Specific (White background)]] / ARTHUR: Whoa there, dapper Dan! Don't you think you're a bit overdressed for your date? / SHELDON: No, no... Girls like it when you dress up. I distinctly remember that from those ZZ TOP lyrics... "Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man." / / [[Non-Specific (White... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030225.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 26 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / NARRATOR: Behold the shy kid put his foot in his mouth... / SHELDON: I think you're real neat, Maria. You're kinda like a... a... uh... movie. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Um, because... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030226.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 27 / 2003 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Maria: I've had a really fun day with you Sheldon, which makes this hard to say... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Maria: But... Well... I still think Dante's a total and complete hottie. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Well... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030227.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from February / 28 / 2003 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I'm sorry to hear that your "date" didn't go well, boss. / SHELDON: Yeah... It sorta hurts. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: More than anything in the world, I just wanted Maria to like me. If only she - HEY, LOOK! MINNOWS! COOL! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: HERE FISHEE FISHEE!! / NARRATOR: Thus proving... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030228.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 01 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Now that their silly contest is over, how are Dante and Sheldon holding up? / ARTHUR: Oh, they’re fine. …They’re watching “The Matrix” in super slow-motion and arguing over special effects. / / [[THE HOUSE (living room)]] / GRAMP: So it’s back to the nerd Olympics. / ARTHUR: Pretty much. / DANTE:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030301.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 03 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / GRAMP: Explain to your grandfather the appeal of this movie "The Matrix." / SHELDON: "The Matrix"? Oh, it's... It's FANTASTIC. The special effects are incredible. / / [[Living Room]] / SHELDON: ...And its idea of a dual life lived in the real world and a technological world really hits home... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030303.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 04 / 2003 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I hate it when he gets hold of the remote... / GRAMP: Are you gonna do this every time P.B.S. runs a special on ducks? / ARTHUR: SSH! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030304.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 05 / 2003 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: I just saw some guy in the lobby wearing a tie and a pressed-shirt... But with Hawaiian shorts and cowboy boots. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: Oh, that's Paul, my senior programmer. He's a bit of a free spirit. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: There's such a fine line between "free-spirited"... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/030305.html |
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