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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 11 / 2011 | [[Moria]] / Reginald: / Gandalf: You... / / [[Moria]] / Reginald: / Gandalf: SHALL NOT / / [[Moria]] / Reginald: / Gandalf: PASS / / [[Moria]] / Gandalf: / Reginald: OK, OK! I shall not pass.
/ I SHALL NOT PASS
/ ... Relax mister http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110511.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 12 / 2011 | [[Moria]] / Fellowship of the ring: / Reginald: Guys! Guys! Hold up! You're leaving Moria??? / / [[Moria]] / Fellowship of the ring: / Reginald: You gotta take me with you!!! You gotta help a brother out / / [[Moria]] / Reginald: / Fellowship of the ring: / / [[Moria]] / Fellowship of the ring: / Reginald: there are orcs... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110512.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 16 / 2011 | [[Living Room]] / Book: / Chair: / ARTHUR: I want to be a moa. / GRAMP: A what? / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: A moa. It was this huge, 12-foot tall bird. ...Extinct now. / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: But... can you imagine being a 12-foot tall moa?? Ain't nobody gonna pick a fight with THAT. / / [[Living Room]] / Book: / Chair:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110516.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 17 / 2011 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I'VE BEEN THINKIN' A LOT ABOUT HUMAN MIGRATION / ARTHUR: oh boy: me too. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: NO, I'M SERIOUS, WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO TREK FROM ALASKA ALL THE WAY TO CHILE?? / ARTHUR: IT AIN'T LIKE THEY DID IT IN A WEEK. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: BUT THEY KEPT MOVIN'! KEPT GOIN'! WHAT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110517.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 18 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Hey! You bought raspberries! Nice choice! They look great / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Now... drive home immediately. Go! Go! Waste no time. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Oops, too late: They completely... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110518.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 19 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: Hey! You see that photo I posted on facebook today? / ARTHUR: squee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Oh. Well good. I was only askin' cause you hadn't... "liked" it, yet. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110519.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 20 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: Hey Flaco! You left your lap top on. / / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: And you're logged into facebook / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: And Hey, look. There's my posted pic, showin' up in your stream. / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110520.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 23 / 2011 | Photos: / ARTHUR: I find it secretly awesome that all your photobombs are just the top of your head. / FLACO: Squee! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110523.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 25 / 2011 | [[Car]] / ARTHUR: HA! Ha ha ha / GRAMP: I got a zit today. .... 65 years old, and I got a dang zit / / [[Car]] / ARTHUR: AMAZING. hahaha / GRAMP: Why doe this still happen? Shouldn't this have stopped like FIFTY years ago? / / [[Car]] / ARTHUR: Unless it's to make ducks giggle. / GRAMP: There's not even a good evolutionary... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110525.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 26 / 2011 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Hoooo! First swim of... spring!!! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: mahhhhhhh not yet not yet not yet not yet http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110526.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 27 / 2011 | NARRATOR: The Conceit of a "multiverse" postulates that every choice we make- or even quantum events- spawn an infinite number of parallel universes / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Did a radioactive atom decay slightly slower? Did you delay your departure this morning by mere seconds?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110527.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from May / 30 / 2011 | [[Convention]] / Dave Kellett: / Kate Beaton: / Randall Munroe: / NARRATOR: A Journal Comic... This weekend, I spoke at the National Cartoonist Society with Kate and Randall about Webcomics / / [[Convention]] / Kris Straub: / Scott Kurtz: / Jeff Keane: / NARRATOR: The Ncs has been hosting this incredible meet-up... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110530.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 02 / 2011 | [[Shower]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: How to take showers: / Somehow, a towel can be fresh out of the laundry / / [[Shower]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: Can look and feel clean / / [[Shower]] / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: ...Yet still smell like a cat rolling in cheese / / [[Shower]] / GRAMP: how can one towel contain so much cheese-cat?? / NARRATOR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110602.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 03 / 2011 | [[Bedroom]] / Pillow: / NARRATOR: Got insomnia? / GRAMP: Buhhh. / / [[Bedroom]] / Pillow: / NARRATOR: It's probably anxiety. / GRAMP: BUHHHHH. / / [[Bedroom]] / NARRATOR: Hey maybe try this: thought games! / / [[Bedroom]] / Pillow: / NARRATOR: 1. First, start with a weird question. / GRAMP: Why are there little hairs on toes?... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110603.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What? / ARTHUR: Hey, you know what? How about a nap? Naps are great. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: What? / ARTHUR: Maybe try eating less BAD things, and maybe eat more GOOD things. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING / ARTHUR: Walking on gravel? Man, make sure you got some dang shoes on.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110606.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: It never occured to us until we read icarus. Build your own wings! ... it's so simple! / SHELDON: Yeah, but... the end. You did read the end, right? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Nope. Got five pages in, and immediately... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110607.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Yeah... that dude was an idiot. / SHELDON: DO you even know the point of the Icarus story? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But Flaco's got a professional training him to fly: I got like 50,000 flight hour... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110608.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2011 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Eyes closed slow an graceful. Move with power. / / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Eyes closed and slow and graceful. move with power. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: biff / ARTHUR: Grace- / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110609.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Ok, champ, Here we are. ...The highest cliff for miles. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: best thing to do is just close your eyes and leap. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: I'll fly right next to you, shouting... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110610.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2011 | FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee / / FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee / / FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee / / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110613.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeee / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: ! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110614.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2011 | ARTHUR: znnnk? whassa flahgo? / / Chair: / / airline stewardess: / / ARTHUR: -Flaco? / / ARTHUR: Flaco??? / / ARTHUR: FLACO! / / ARTHUR: falco flaoc flaco flaco flaco flaco / / ARTHUR: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110615.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110616.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2011 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Dearest father, I hope this postcard finds you well. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: The trade winds carried me far afield... as they do ever and anon. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110617.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2011 | GRAMP: So sheldon tells me you'er a theater-lover. / Emily Kwan: ALL literature, really. / / GRAMP: / Emily Kwan: Nothing can do what a good book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new perspective. / / GRAMP: That's why stephen King and I aren't friend. OINK. / Emily Kwan: A book... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Mr. Moon, What are you doing out? It's three pm! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: This is Mr. Sun's time, not Mr. Moon's time. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Go back to bed Mr. Moon! Silly Mr. Moon / SHELDON: I can never.... I can never tell if he's being... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2011 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Lil' Butter: / NARRATOR: Lil' Butter: Action Cat! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lil' Butter: mow / NARRATOR: Solving crime! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lil' Butter: maow / NARRATOR: righting wrongs / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lil' Butter: maow / NARRATOR: Bringing Justice! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Lil' Butter: mao KAFF / NARRATOR: solving mysteries / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110817.html |
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