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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 29 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: / OSO: / NARRATOR: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, From... / NARRATOR: Sonoki / NARRATOR: Colonel Sanders / DANTE: Check it: I'm Fully Operational! / NARRATOR: The Death Star / NARRATOR: a six-legged critter from "Avatar" / NARRATOR: Master-Blaster from "Thunderdome" / ARTHUR: Two... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101029.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 30 / 2010 | The Pilot: It's 3 AM Nosh. Do we hafta invent a name for me NOW? / Nosh: I say we go with "Pablo Picasso". You both are short, talented...
/ and wear no pants. / / The Pilot: I am NOT going by "Pablo Picasso". / Nosh: Oooo...wait. What if your name is "Mr. Fancy Pants"?? Then, every time you walked into room,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101030.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 01 / 2010 | [[Library (Information Desk)]] / Poster: READ
/ or I'll break your face / librarian: / SHELDON: / DANTE: Im just sayin he's not the BEST choice for the campaign http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101101.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 02 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / (SOUND FX): vooop / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / FLACO: / GRAMP: Ketchup on my cheeks, I presume? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101102.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 03 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: Open: / SHELDON: "...Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future and time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present all time is unredeemable. What might have been is an abstraction remaining a perpetual... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101103.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Coffee maker: / coffee pod: / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: Really?? Your gonna start usin these coffee-pod things? REALLY? / GRAMP: They're great! You can brew one cup of coffee in seconds...and it tastes pretty ok. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh I'm sure. Nuthin'says "fresh... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 04 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (Kitchen)]] / Coffee maker: / coffee pod: / Coffee Cup: / ARTHUR: Really?? Your gonna start usin these coffee-pod things? REALLY? / GRAMP: They're great! You can brew one cup of coffee in seconds...and it tastes pretty ok. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Oh I'm sure. Nuthin'says "fresh... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101104.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 05 / 2010 | [[Outside - Rocks]] / ARTHUR: / Bird: peck peck peck peck / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Bird: peck peck / ARTHUR: Dude, you are pecking at straight-up nothing.
/ ...you know that, right? / / [[Outside - Rocks]] / Bird: peck peck / ARTHUR: No ham sandwich is gonna suddenly appear: you are literally pecking at DUST / / [[Outside... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101105.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Night crew! ...How goes it? / The Pilot: Good, Captain. Everything is
/ hoooOOOO
/ HOLD ON / / / Nosh: We have been coming up with a name for our pilot, here! We both agree we like... / Nosh: SKITTER / The Pilot: ...STEVE! / / Captain Taneel: / / Captain Taneel: Well, lessee now.......
/ "Skitter" IS a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 06 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Night crew! ...How goes it? / The Pilot: Good, Captain. Everything is
/ hoooOOOO
/ HOLD ON / / / Nosh: We have been coming up with a name for our pilot, here! We both agree we like... / Nosh: SKITTER / The Pilot: ...STEVE! / / Captain Taneel: / / Captain Taneel: Well, lessee now.......
/ "Skitter" IS a... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101106.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 08 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / costume: / OSO: BATPUG
/ I AM THE NIGHT
/ ...but mostly, I just piddle on stuff http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101108.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 09 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: Hello. I'm Isaac Asimov. You might know me from my groundbreaking sci-fi books "Foundation" or "I, Robot". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: Or, you may know me from my three laws of robotics, which form a theoretical bedrock for how robots... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101109.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: / Frank Herbert: / Alan Moore: / NARRATOR: That's right, ladies: It's the luscious lads of sci-fi! Isaac Asimov: Signature pickup line:"A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being's awesome, awesome chops to come to harm."... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 10 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Isaac Asimov: / Frank Herbert: / Alan Moore: / NARRATOR: That's right, ladies: It's the luscious lads of sci-fi! Isaac Asimov: Signature pickup line:"A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being's awesome, awesome chops to come to harm."... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101110.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2010 | GRAMP: / ARTHUR: UNEXPECTED QUIZ! Who is the hottest person you've ever met? / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Quick! Unexpected quiz! Quick! / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Timer's about to go! Quick! The hottest! Quick! Wap! Wap! / / GRAMP: Well it's certainly not you / ARTHUR: BONNG. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 11 / 2010 | GRAMP: / ARTHUR: UNEXPECTED QUIZ! Who is the hottest person you've ever met? / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Quick! Unexpected quiz! Quick! / / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: Timer's about to go! Quick! The hottest! Quick! Wap! Wap! / / GRAMP: Well it's certainly not you / ARTHUR: BONNG. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101111.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2010 | [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / GRAMP: My dentist has...FISH in her waiting room. / ARTHUR: What's wrong with fish? / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: Fish don't have teeth! And this is an office dedicated to the preservation of teeth! ...They're displaying an animal that does Just Fine without teeth. / / [[Dentist's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 12 / 2010 | [[Dentist's office]] / fish tank: / GRAMP: My dentist has...FISH in her waiting room. / ARTHUR: What's wrong with fish? / / [[Dentist's office]] / GRAMP: Fish don't have teeth! And this is an office dedicated to the preservation of teeth! ...They're displaying an animal that does Just Fine without teeth. / / [[Dentist's... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101112.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 13 / 2010 | Captain Taneel: Oh. I see what you're asking Skitter. / The Pilot: STEVE. / Captain Taneel: -Skitter. This IS a pickle. You DO need to sleep at some point. / / Captain Taneel: But as soon as I relieve you, we have a statistically significant chance of hittin' a pebble and blowin' the heck up. / / Nosh: One option,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101113.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Science! It's ever-changing! For example: science used to think dinosaurs walked upright, and dragged their tails. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Glasses: / Lab coat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: But science now holds that dinos leaned... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101115.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 16 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / leash: / ARTHUR: / OSO: / GRAMP: I'M GONNA START A QUEST... TO FIND THE BEST CUP OF COFFEE IN TOWN. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: AND YOU'RE GONNA... WHAT? BLOG ABOUT IT? / GRAMP: NO, NO...JUST FIND GOOD COFFEE. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101116.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 17 / 2010 | [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: GOOD SHOPKEEP! I SEEK THE FINEST COFFEE AMONG YOUR OFFERINGS! / Barista: DUDE. EASE UP ON THE REN-FAIRE SPEAK. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: OH. Umm can I have your best coffee? / Barista: SURE. THE HOUSE BREW IS PRETTY SOLID. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / GRAMP: THE HOUSE BREW? NO, NO, NO... I WANT... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101117.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 18 / 2010 | GRAMP: / Barista: HERE AT "CAF BOURGEOIS," WE HAND-ROAST OUR COFFEE BEANS IN A PATENTED 7-STAGE PROCESS. / / Barista: WE GRIND AND TAMP OUR BEANS IN A LABORIOUS TWO-PERSON DANCE. / / Espresso: / GRAMP: / Barista: AND FINALLY, WE BREW USING A CUSTOM REDESIGN OF ROBERT NAPIER'S 1840 "VACUUM COFFEE POT." / / Espresso:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101118.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 19 / 2010 | [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / Counter: / GRAMP: WOW. THIS MCDONALD'S COFFEE ISN'T.... BAD. / Cashier: INDEED! IN BLIND TASTE-TESTS, WE OFTEN BEAT STARBUCKS. / / [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / Counter: / GRAMP: I'M... SORT OF AMAZED. / Cashier: WE'RE QUITE PROUD OF IT. / / [[McDonald's]] / cup of coffee: / cash register:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101119.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 20 / 2010 | [[Outside House]] / Candle on a stand: / / [[Outside House]] / Candle on a stand: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Candle on a stand: / Nosh's Grandfather: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Candle on a stand: / Nosh's Grandfather: WAIT. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Couch: / Nosh's Grandfather: I HAVE seen those creatures before!... At the fuel depot... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101120.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 22 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: What the heck is goin' on over there? / ARTHUR: I just bought a new Mac. This is their 3-minute welcome video. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: Wow. It's music and galaxies and a whole choreographed… thing. / ARTHUR: Yeah. It's superslick. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / GRAMP: Makes... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101122.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 23 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / Laptop: Welcome to your brand new, out-of-box computer! Before we start, shall I check for software updates? / ARTHUR: Sure / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / Laptop: EEESH. Found four "critical" updates, two "grave security" updates, and one... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101123.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 24 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: There is a Zen-like joy when you work on a BRAND NEW computer. It's fast. It's Perfect. There are no crashes / (SOUND FX): Vrooooooooooooo / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: but then you start installing the most basic things... / (SOUND FX): oommmmmmm / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101124.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 25 / 2010 | [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: Seriously, champ? Whole pie pan on the belly? Seriously? / GRAMP: Go 'way! This is the last of it! It's mine! / / [[Living Room]] / ARTHUR: But dude...right from the pan? / GRAMP: Go 'way I said. Go 'way. / / [[Living Room]] / TV: ...new, from Weight Watchers! A simple way to- / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101125.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 26 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Table: / Plates: / fork: / SHELDON: / GRAMP: PHOO! THAT TRYPTOPHAN HAS TIRED ME OUT. / NARRATOR: ANYTIME YOU TUCK INTO A TURKEY, SOMEONE GOOD-NATUREDLY SAYS / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Table: / Plates: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: BUT THERE'S ALWAYS THE KNOW-IT-ALL COUSIN WHO'S GOTTA BE "THAT GUY" / cousin:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101126.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 27 / 2010 | NARRATOR: The act of CREATION is the organizing principle of the continuum.Since biological reproduction is immediate, painless, and IDENTICAL for them...the birth of a new machination - a new "spirit" - is the ultimate individuating act. / / NARRATOR: It illuminates the universe with the declaration "I... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101127.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 29 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: ! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR: ....what? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (tree)]] / Book: / Tree: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101129.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from November / 30 / 2010 | [[Grocery Store]] / Cart: / GRAMP: Really? This exist? This is a thing? Really? / / [[Grocery Store]] / cash register: / money: / product: / Cashier: / GRAMP: OK: I'll give it a try. How weird could it beeeeAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / / [[Bathroom (at the sink)]] / neti pot: / GRAMP: This is weird this is weird this is weird... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101130.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 01 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Newspaper: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I know it came from India... but doesn't the CONCEPT of the Neti pot sound like an old mountain hick came up with it? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: "Uncle Neti, I done gots trouble with my smeller" "Well what if we tried shootin'... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101201.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 02 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / SHELDON: / ARTHUR: Wait - How did Superman cut his hair?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (forest)]] / rock: / Trees: / ARTHUR: I mean he's invulnerable right?? But his hair's still growin'. So how's he cut it?? / SHELDON: Well he... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101202.html |
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