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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 23 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / roman: / roman: I don't understand this idea of a Roman public bath. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / roman: We all just go there? Together? Naked? All the bits 'n pieces just...on display? / roman: I guess. I'm not that clear on this aspect of Roman life. / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100923.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 24 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / ARTHUR: When the Roman Empire fell, most technological advances just STOPPED. Europe stagnated in 1,000 years of "The Dark Ages." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / ARTHUR: But imagine if Rome HADN'T fallen! Imagine... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100924.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 25 / 2010 | NARRATOR: On his 150th year as a Maker, he was again eligible to test for the Collegium. / / NARRATOR: He had failed in his 50th and 100th year: Too little command experience, too thin a grasp of the Theology, and most importantly...too few Spirits birthed. / / NARRATOR: But the intervening 50 years had been... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100925.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 27 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I'm older than I am young, duck. And my time on this earth is short. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: I've gotta seize every moment! Carpe all my diems!...Pack my remaining days with living! Non-stop living! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100927.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 28 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I don't understand the name "Nebraska Cornhuskers". / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I mean, that's basically food preparation, right? Husking corn? So...they named their team...after food preparation? / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100928.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 29 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Book: / GRAMP: Whoa...listen to this: Before they were called "Cornhuskers," Nebraska was called "The Bug Eaters." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Good Lord...Seriously? Someone needs to pull Nebraska aside at a party and have a quiet chat. / GRAMP: What,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100929.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 30 / 2010 | [[Home Depot]] / Bag: / cash register: / Counter: / Clerk: Thank you for shopping at Home Depot. / GRAMP: Oh no, my friend. This isn't goodbye. / / [[Home Depot]] / Clerk: What? / GRAMP: We'll be seeing each other countless times today. / / [[Home Depot]] / GRAMP: You see, I am working on a sink. Which means I will break... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/100930.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 01 / 2010 | [[Home Depot]] / cash register: / Cashier: Back again so soon? / GRAMP: Yes...well...I got out to the parking lot and realized I MAY have bought the wrong-sized pipe fittings. / / [[Home Depot]] / GRAMP: I wrote the measurements on my hand, and they seem to have smudged.
/ ...Does this look like I wrote 1¼" or... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101001.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 02 / 2010 | NARRATOR: He could've spent and extra day on his design: Bringing more art to the Artefact, more spirituality to the Spirit. / / NARRATOR: But they told him he would get no food while he worked - and that just made him angry. / / NARRATOR: So, with more than a little spite, he finished the task and exited... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101002.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 04 / 2010 | [[Starbucks]] / GRAMP: I'd like a vanilla latte, please. / Barista: Comin' right up! / / [[Starbucks]] / Barista: / GRAMP: Epp pep pep… and I'd like it at 130 degrees, with almond milk instead of milk, vanilla syrup instead of powder… an in an extra-large cup, to make room for the foam. / / [[Starbucks]] / GRAMP: You... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101004.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 05 / 2010 | [[Coffee Shop]] / Coffee Cup: / cash register: / GRAMP: I notice you offer a "small" coffee. / Barista: We do, yes. Small, medium, and large. / / [[Coffee Shop]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: But that's...that's for show, right? The small? No one ever says "Gimmie the smallest coffee you got" ...right?? / / [[Coffee Shop]] / Coffee... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101005.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 06 / 2010 | [[Bed]] / [[Bedroom]] / [[THE HOUSE (at night, Bedroom)]] / Bed: / Pillow: / Blanket: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: You have lived on this earth for decades, and gone to sleep just fine every night. / / [[THE HOUSE (at night, Bedroom)]] / [[Bedroom]] / Bed: / Pillow: / Blanket: / NARRATOR: But once in a while, when you roll over... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101006.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 07 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Book: / ARTHUR: / OSO: hype hype hype hype hype hype hype hype / GRAMP: Guhhh! Don't you ever STOP barking? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: The only time he stops barking is when he's poopin' / GRAMP: WELL I WISH HE'D POOP ALL THE TIME, THEN! ALL THE TIME! / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101007.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 08 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / GRAMP: / OSO: hype hype HYPE hype hype HYPE HYPE hype HYPE hype / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / GRAMP: / OSO: hype hype HYPE hype hype HYPE HYPE hype HYPE hype / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Chair: / Book: / GRAMP: / / [[THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101008.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 09 / 2010 | Orla O'Malley: Captain?
/ I'm sorry-
/ we have to...go. / Captain Taneel: "Go"??
/ We just got here, Orla. / / Orla O'Malley: It's a...um...full-fleet recall. The...SHIP is patching it through. / Captain Taneel: What? Why would the ship call YOU instead of ME? / / Orla O'Malley: Implant on the fritz, maybe? / Orla... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101009.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 11 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Doe, a deer, a female deer! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Ray, a drop of golden sun! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Me, a name I call myself! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Far, a long long way to runnnnn! / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101011.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 12 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / NARRATOR: It's time to play spot where the lyricist kinda went off-track (Frank Sinatra edition) / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / iPod: / GRAMP: / Frank Sinatra: Chicago! Chicago! That toddling town / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / iPod: / GRAMP:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101012.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 13 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / - no prop -: / ARTHUR: NASA, I GOT THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM: HOW DO YOU SEND ASTRONAUTS TO MARS? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / - no prop -: / ARTHUR: I UNDERSTAND: YOU SEND ASTRONAUTS TO MARS, AND THEY'LL GO A LITTLE BONKERS WITH THE BOREDOM OVER THE 7-MONTH... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101013.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 14 / 2010 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / worm: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / worm: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / FLACO: *slurp!* / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / rock: / FLACO: SLURRRP / ARTHUR: .... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101014.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 15 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sign: / SHELDON: Look at this word. / ARTHUR: ..."Eighth."? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / sign: / SHELDON: But LOOK at it. Really look at it. / ARTHUR: Eighth...eighth...eighth...it's ridiculous. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: It's totally ridiculous.... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101015.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 18 / 2010 | [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Television: What would you doo-ooo-ooo... for a Klondike bar! / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Television: / GRAMP: / / [[Living Room (In Gramp's chair)]] / Television: / GRAMP: / / [[Conference room]] / graph: Klondike Sales / CEO: / Crowd: http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101018.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 19 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / GRAMP: / NARRATOR: If you're a HARD-CORE coffee-drinker, you eventually run up against the worst possible moment / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coffee Cup: / Second Coffee Cup: / NARRATOR: YESTERDAY'S left over coffee-with-cream, sitting next to TODAY'S... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101019.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 20 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / SHELDON: Look at this word. / ARTHUR: ..."Eighth."? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / SHELDON: But LOOK at it. Really look at it. / ARTHUR: Eighth... Eighth... Eighth... -- it's ridiculous. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101020.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 21 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: cause / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: draws / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of paper: / Pencil: / DANTE: / NARRATOR: pause / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Sheet of... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101021.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 22 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / paper: / DANTE: flaws flaws flaws / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / paper: / DANTE: pause / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / paper: / DANTE: thaws / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / paper: / Pencil: / DANTE: draws http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101022.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 23 / 2010 | Fernando ('Nando): Nosh! We have to GO! / Nosh: ...what?
/ We are just arriving. / / Fernando ('Nando): No...it's...um.
/ We gotta GO-go. / Nosh: oh. OH.
/ ...Grandpapa has facilities, if you need. Veetans are not savages. / / Fernando ('Nando): No. It's...
/ We just...
/ We gotta... / Nosh: Is nothing to be ashaming... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101023.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 25 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I have a concave section on my rum from sittin' up here - you know that? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: My butt... has developed a shape-memory of your scalp. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / GRAMP: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: it's Friennddshippp / GRAMP: stoppppp http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101025.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 26 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background) (no borders)]] / Cookie: / ARTHUR: / NARRATOR: / NARRATOR: Should I Have A Cookie? / Do you deserve a cookie?
/ *--> YES! --> But... am I lookin' a little chunky lately? #-->No! --> Ok... One cookie then --> Cookie
/ #--> A little -->No cookie for me, then --> ...after this... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101026.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 27 / 2010 | [[THE HOUSE (desk and stool)]] / Laptop: / FLACO: / NARRATOR: Pokes
/ Arthur has poked you / / [[THE HOUSE (desk and stool)]] / Laptop: / FLACO: / / [[THE HOUSE (desk and stool)]] / Laptop: / / [[THE HOUSE (desk and stool)]] / Laptop: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Laptop: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: / (SOUND FX): BAP http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101027.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from October / 28 / 2010 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Choco-Fudgies: / NARRATOR: How to secretly eat Halloween candy (...from a bag that hasn't been opened yet) / NARRATOR: 1. Cut a hole in the middle of the bag's seam (...under the flap!) / NARRATOR: 2. Make the hole TINY: Just wide enough to fit the width of the candy...not... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/101028.html |
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