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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 09 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / SHELDON: Dang it. I lost my super-stylin' "coach" hat. I loved that hat. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: Where am I gonna find a replacement in time for the olympics? who even makes stuff like that? / / [[Factory: Hat]] / Hats: / ARTHUR: / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080809.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 10 / 2008 | [[the Olympics]] / Desk: / sign: U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
/ ...totally brought to you by Coke! / Woman (Generic): / ARTHUR: Hello! I'm here to check in an athelete for competition. / / [[the Olympics]] / Desk: / sign: U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
/ Seriously. Our logo is everywhere / Woman (Generic): Event? / ARTHUR: "Modern Pentathalon." / / [[the... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080810.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 11 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Let's make sure we have all of your supplies for the pentathlon. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Clipboard: / ARTHUR: Goggles?? Check. Running Shoes?? Check. Saddle?? Check. Gun?? Check. Sword Thingy?? Check. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080811.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 12 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Take a knee, champ. Time for ol' Coach to give you a pep talk. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / ARTHUR: SURE, you hadn't even heard of the Olympic Pentathalon before last week. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: And YES, you're up... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080812.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 13 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Binoculars: / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I've been scoping out your competition from other countries... / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Binoculars: / baseball cap: / ARTHUR: The Eastern European from Azkaban is MEAN. Dude sucks all the light and... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080813.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 14 / 2008 | [[the Olympics]] / Pistol: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Whoa! Did you know the Pentathalon is a MULTI-DAY event?
/ You swim, run and shoot one day, then ride and fence the next. / / [[the Olympics]] / Pistol: BLAM! / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Well, Jeez, this changes everything about our plans. EVERYTHING! / / [[the Olympics]] / Pistol:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080814.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 15 / 2008 | [[the Olympics]] / Bow and Arrow: / Athlete: / NARRATOR: The Olympics are a time of beauty... / / [[the Olympics]] / Diving Board: / Athlete: / NARRATOR: Of shared joy at athletic mastery... / / [[the Olympics]] / Finish Line: / Athlete: / NARRATOR: A time of triumphant spirits lifting up the world... / / [[the Olympics]] / Binoculars:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080815.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 16 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: To pump you up for your event, I'm gonna give you the most beautiful, inspirational pep talk in sports: Knute Rockne's "Gipper" speech. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / ARTHUR: I haven't heard the actual... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080816.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 17 / 2008 | [[Swimming pool]] / Diving Board: / Goggles: / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Listen: We've both heard of coaches who say they'll throw themselves off a bridge if their athletes don't win gold. I ain't that coach. / / [[Swimming pool]] / Diving Board: / Goggles: / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: I'm not gonna yell... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080817.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 18 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / FLACO: / Athlete: / NARRATOR: THIS ATHLETE, THIS TINY LITTLE ATHLETE, HAS REKINDLED THE OLYMPIC SPIRIT. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / FLACO: / NARRATOR: IN THE POOL, HIS INDOMITABLE SPIRIT CARRIED HIM TO VICTORY. AND NOW, ALL EYES FOLLOW HIM IN THE... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080818.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 19 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Coach hat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Ok - I talked to the Olympic stable master. He thinks he knows why your horse keeps bolting on you. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Coach hat: / ARTHUR: APPARENTLY... To SOME People... Your voice sounds... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080819.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 20 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Book: Open: / Coach hat: / ARTHUR: Check it out! The offical rules for the Olympic Pentathalon don't SPECIFICALLY use the word "horse". They just say "Mount". / FLACO: Squee? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Coach hat: / ARTHUR: Don't you see?? Don't you get it??... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080820.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 21 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass)]] / Coach hat: / stopwatch: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass)]] / Coach hat: / stopwatch: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass)]] / Coach hat: / stopwatch: / ARTHUR: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (grass)]] / Coach... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080821.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 22 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / OSO: / ARTHUR: My plan back fired, fellas. We don't get to pick our "mount" in the pentathlon. Each athlete brings a horse, then we all PICK one out of a hat. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Dragomouth-Klawn: / FLACO: oh, SQUEE. / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080822.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 23 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: No! You are NOT quitting! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: So WHAT if that horse is terrifying?! You can control him! / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / baseball cap: / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080823.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 24 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (field)]] / Coach hat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: It's not the end of the world to lose the equestrian event.
/ ...C'mere. Reel it in for a hug. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Coach hat: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: You got second place with the pistols...and first with... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080824.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 25 / 2008 | [[nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel, no borders)]] / NARRATOR: Today! How to win gold in Fencing: / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / Fencer: / NARRATOR: Option one:
/ Train for years under the world's best coaches, crafting your body into the ultimate dueling weapon. OR.... / / [[nonspecific... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080825.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 26 / 2008 | [[Medal Ceremony]] / Medallist Podium: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Hey, where's the guy who won the bronze? / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: We're missing the final nationality... / / [[Medal Ceremony]] / Medallist Podium: / FLACO: / Athlete: / ARTHUR: CZECH PLEASE! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080826.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 27 / 2008 | [[the Olympics]] / suitcase: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: What a great Olympics! Man, a totalitarian state with billions to spend can sure put on a good show! / / [[the Olympics]] / ARTHUR: If the 2008 games were this good, imagine how cool the 2012 LONDON games will be! / / [[London]] / Man (generic) 5: / NARRATOR: Meanwhile,... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080827.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 28 / 2008 | [[Airplane]] / ARTHUR: It's basic evolutionary biology. If an animal's eyes face forward, like a lion or human, they're a HUNTER.
/ ...if their eyes are on the side of their head, like a bunny, they're HUNTED. / / [[Airplane]] / FLACO: squee squee squee / ARTHUR: HUNH.I guess my eyes ARE on the side of my head.
/ ...guess... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080828.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 29 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (the front doorway)]] / ARTHUR: Home again, home again, jiggety-jig! Time to unpack and add that gold medal to your trophy wall. / FLACO: SQUEE! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / gold medal: / Emmy Award: / Plaque: / Bear Claw Trophy: / Rose: / Badge: / FLACO: Squee! / Lable: Olympic Gold Medal / Lable: Emmy for "CSI: Cleveland... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080829.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 30 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Towel: / ARTHUR: Aw man, NO. We've talked about this. / GRAMP: What? I'm just going to my morning shower. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Towel: / ARTHUR: Yeah but you don't need to go there in a towel. Put on some dang clothes. / GRAMP: I'm not going to put ON clothes just to take them OFF again. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / Towel:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080830.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from August / 31 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE (Bathroom Hallway)]] / OSO: / GRAMP: LORDY. WHAT SMELLS LIKE DANNY DEVITO IN HERE?? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / garden hose: / OSO: / GRAMP: sheesh. NOW YOU JUST SMELL LIKE A WET DANNY DEVITO / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / soap bubbles: / GRAMP: / OSO: / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080831.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 01 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (lawn)]] / Golf Club: / Golf Ball: / FLACO: / ARTHUR: Some words really broadcast that they bring bad news. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I'm talking about words where you never learned the meaning, but you can tell it ain't good. / / [[nonspecific (white... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080901.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 02 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Computer: / rock: / ARTHUR: How does computer code BREAK? How can it work 100 times in a row, then break on the 101st? / SHELDON: It's like carbonated soda. The bubbles are in there ALL along... But they don't get stirred up 'til it's moved. / / [[Bubbles]] / Computer:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080902.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 03 / 2008 | [[THE POND]] / Ball: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: Quick! Arthur, QUICK! Throw me the ball! / / [[THE POND]] / rock: / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: C'mon! Quick! We can catch the last double-feature if we hurry! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: / SHELDON: But not if I cannonball you real quick! Ahahhaha ...WHAT UNENDING FUN! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080903.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 04 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / Towel: / ARTHUR: Aw man... NO. We just talked about this. Nobody wantin' to see you in a towel. / GRAMP: HEY! I'm just as God made me, Mister. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: ...God and Betty Crocker. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080904.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2008 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I can see why the microwave has one-touch buttons for "Popcorn" or "Hot Beverage"...THOSE make sense. / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave: / ARTHUR: But nuthin' says "This microwave was designed by and for a dude"... / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 05 / 2008 | [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave: / GRAMP: / ARTHUR: I can see why the microwave has one-touch buttons for "Popcorn" or "Hot Beverage"...THOSE make sense. / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave: / ARTHUR: But nuthin' says "This microwave was designed by and for a dude"... / / [[Kitchen (near Counter)]] / Microwave:... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080905.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 06 / 2008 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / Car: / Parking Meter: / GRAMP: What? Are you genuinely gonna give me a ticket?? My meter JUST ran out. / Cop: Yup. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: O but man, PROUD man,Dress'd in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he's most assur'd, his glassy... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080906.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from September / 07 / 2008 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: / SHELDON: There are only four reasons why one should have to go to school. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: #1: LEARN A TRADE. ....But I already own a billion-dollar company..... so, I don't need that one. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: #2: TO BETTER YOUR OWN LIFE. ...But I think I've done PRIT-ty... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/080907.html |
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