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| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 25 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: QUICK! QUICK! / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / (SOUND FX): KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: HI! COME IN! COME IN! / SHELDON: ...If it weren't for guests coming over, this house would never get cleaned. / ARTHUR: Thankfully we're not popular. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040325.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 26 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: GREAT. Now the house is clean, but I feel filthy... / ARTHUR: What smells like cat food...? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040326.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 27 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Our carpet is FILTHY. Why don't you use your new steam cleaner? / GRAMP: Not yet. I need to wait a few more weeks. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I want it to get a little dirtier before I steam clean it.
/ ...That way, the difference will be INCREDIBLE. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: That's the worst housekeeping excuse I've ever heard. / GRAMP: I stand by my statement. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040327.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 29 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Check out the slogan on this car's license plate? It says "Arkansas: the natural state." / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...The "NATURAL" state? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Naturally lame at coming up with slogans? / SHELDON: Apparently. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040329.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 30 / 2004 | [[Street]] / SHELDON: Is... is that Vermont license plate a tad SCARY? / / [[Street]] / ARTHUR: "Live free... OR DIE!!" / SHELDON: Right...? That's not just me, right?? That's pretty threatening ON A BUMPER... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040330.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from March / 31 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: I've done a little research, and I think I've discovered my favourite state slogan... / / [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: "Iowa - land of famous potatoes" / SHELDON: Or... "we've given up on ever being cool" http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040331.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 01 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: You know, the older I get, the more I find myself liking country music. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Is that a GOOD thing or a BAD thing? / GRAMP: I may have lost the ability to tell... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040401.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 02 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: I'm starting to appreciate the classics of country music. Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton... they're so REAL in their music. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: They're not manufactured in any way. Their lyrics are genuine, heartfelt poems about common life. / SHELDON: ...And what about MODERN country music? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: I HATE IT SO MUCH / SHELDON: WHOA!! Easy there, Dr. Jekyll... / ARTHUR: ...You're slobbering on your iPod. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040402.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 03 / 2004 | [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / / [[Inside (non-specific)]] / Poster: The ROCK / SHELDON: "And in those days, a man named 'The Rock' will continue to get big movie deals, defying all logic." / GRAMP: Well whaddya know... it IS a sign of the apocalypse. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040403.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 05 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Feel like playing a little Football? / ARTHUR: No thanks. I'm gettin' in some quality sitting. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: You're not kidding, are you? / ARTHUR: WHAT? ... I can't have HOBBIES? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040405.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 06 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / DANTE: Why do you suddenly want to play football? You hate sports. / SHELDON: Don't know. March madness, I guess. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / DANTE: Ok, A.) it's April, and B.) that's basketball. / SHELDON: Details. We playin' or not? http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040406.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 07 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: Ooo! The star running back blows past the defense! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: He's an unstoppable juggernaut of speed, agility... / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / (SOUND FX): CRICK! / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / GRAMP: ...And a trick back. / SHELDON: This is why we don't sprint after you. Nature does the work for us. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040407.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 08 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Dante, on this next play, throw it to me over Mrs. Wilkins' elm tree. / DANTE: OVER it? / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Sure - you just gotta make sure that the zenith of your parabolic arch is high. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / SHELDON: Um... just huck that sucker. / DANTE: GOTCHA. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040408.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 09 / 2004 | [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: Ok Arthur, I call this next play the "Bill Gates." / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / SHELDON: I'm holding the ball, and I refuse to share it. Now you can't compete and I WIN. / / [[nonspecific (white background)]] / ARTHUR: I don't like the "Bill Gates" play. / SHELDON: Your only hope is to schedule a game in Europe. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040409.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 10 / 2004 | [[Football Field]] / SHELDON: If you look at it, football is a heck of a lot like chess. You plan your strategy, position your pieces, and make your move. / / [[Football Field]] / ARTHUR: Yes. Yes, I suppose that's true. / / [[Football Field]] / ARTHUR: Remind me, though. Which one involves crushing skulls? / SHELDON: I didn't say they're IDENTICAL. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040410.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 12 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: You know, the more I meet people, the more I like my dog. / SHELDON: Um, you don't own a dog. / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I don't see how that changes the way I feel about people... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040412.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 13 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Why hello, Mr. Fish! Aren't you cute, popping your little head out of the water! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Yes you are! You're just the cutest little thing! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: You're so adorable, I could just eat you up! / / [[THE POND]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040413.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 14 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: I think I've figured out politics. ...The trick is to have a candidate with the shortest possible name. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Subconsciously, voters will think a short name is strong, confident and POWERFUL! / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: So if you wanna win, you need a candidate named "Rex", or "Zeus" or "Thor". / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Heh-heh... "Thor in 2004!" / SHELDON: ... But my theory breaks down if "Cher" runs for office. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040414.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 15 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / DANTE: I like my name. I like that there was someone famous named "Dante". It's a good sign. ...Was there ever a famous Sheldon? / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Sheldon Lee Glashow! Theoretical physicist! Won the 1979 Nobel Prize for his work on electromagnetism and weak interaction! / / [[THE POND]] / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: ...Been waitin' years for someone to ask. / DANTE: So I see. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040415.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 16 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: You ever notice how a scientist can make a groundbreaking discovery which changes the course of human history, and no one knows their name? / / [[THE POND]] / Magazine: People / SHELDON: ...But at the same time, some no-talent, do-nothing celebrit- / DANTE: Britney's got a new belly ring. / ARTHUR: OO!! OO!! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040416.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 17 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: No matter how important we are in life, no matter how much we accomplish, eventually we all have to jump in the shower again. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: If you look at it, life is just one long series of showers. / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: ...Are you trying to tell me something? / SHELDON: I'm gonna sit a little further over here... http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040417.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 19 / 2004 | [[Pond]] / SHELDON: We should pick a name for our little lake. / ARTHUR: It already has a name. / / [[Pond]] / SHELDON: It does? / ARTHUR: Yep. "Lake Arthur Fantástico Supremo". / / [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: (looking up in the air) / SHELDON: (looking sidelong at ARTHUR) / / [[Pond]] / ARTHUR: (turning to SHELDON) I named it. / SHELDON: (covering mouth in mock surprise) No. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040419.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 20 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: One fish,
/ two fish,
/ red fish,
/ blue fish. / / [[THE POND]] / SHELDON: Is that Seuss? / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: WHA? / / [[THE POND]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040420.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 21 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Ah, the awakening of spring! The green leaves bursting forth! / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: The colorful flowers on display! The blue skies overhead! / / [[THE POND]] / (SOUND FX): FWOOP! / / [[THE POND]] / DANTE: The slippery green moss on the rocks. / ARTHUR: ...The gentle searing pain down my spine. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040421.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 22 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / GRAMP: Look, I agreed to go swimming on one condition: that we all act like civilized adults. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: I claim this belly for Spain! Queen Isabella shall hear of my conquest!! / SHELDON: That belly be England's, matey! Prepare to be BOARDED!! / GRAMP: Wonderful. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040422.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 23 / 2004 | [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: Look at the way your chest hair grows. The follicles make little spiral patterns. / GRAMP: Wow. In my 65 years, I’ve never noticed that. That’s sorta cool. / / [[THE POND]] / ARTHUR: “Cool” in the Carney sense of the word? / SHELDON: …Or cool in the “Chia pet” sense of the word? / GRAMP: See… this is why I don’t go swimmin’ with you fellas. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040423.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 24 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: It's a dog-eat-dog world, Arthur. / ARTHUR: WHAT? Dogs eat dogs? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: No, no... that's just an expression. / ARTHUR: So dogs DON'T eat dogs? / / [[THE HOUSE]] / GRAMP: Of course not / ARTHUR: Oh. ...So then it's NOT a dog-eat dog world. / / [[THE HOUSE]] http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040424.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 26 / 2004 | [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: Hey, have you gotten heavier? / GRAMP: No. These pants just make my midsection look bigger. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: ...Your "midsection"? / GRAMP: Yeah. / / [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] / ARTHUR: My good man, you have a "section". "Mid" has conquered all... / GRAMP: HEY HEY HEY! http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040426.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 27 / 2004 | [[THE HOUSE]] / ARTHUR: Are you still on that Star Wars fan website? / SHELDON: YEP. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: This site is AWESOME! It talks about the new movie and reveals all the plot points. / ARTHUR: ...But you've been on the site for six hours. / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: Such is my addiction. / ARTHUR: ...For the last time, being a fantastically huge nerd is not technically an "addiction". http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040427.html |
| Sheldon Comics comic strip from April / 28 / 2004 | [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Bad news, Sheldon. The stock market just nose-dived. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / ARTHUR: Sheldonsoft stock is down 34%. You personally lost four billion. / / [[Sheldonsoft]] / SHELDON: You know, Benjamin Franklin put it best when he said - / / [[THE HOUSE]] / SHELDON: CRUD. http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/040428.html |
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