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| show em all what you can do | A child asks a man, "Hey mister, wanna hear me pop my shoulder?" and pops his shoulder joint several times in a row without waiting for a response. The man is discomfited. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/182 |
| Stop punching a clock | Police intervene in a domestic violence incident involving a short-tempered man and a grandfather clock. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/183 |
| Enjoy your love life as much as he does | Sleazy, mustachioed Troy walks in on a couple in bed. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/184 |
| can't beat this....ox | A man playing chess against an ox overturns the board in frustration. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/185 |
| Your application was accepted | A man has been accepted into the American Association of Complete Losers. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/186 |
| this is what the big dogs do | A giant dog lifts its leg over a fire engine. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/187 |
| Become deb free | An unsure man presses a button on a wall. Deb falls through a trap door. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/188 |
| *** Security Issues *** | The First Fiduciary Vault Building is protected by barbed wire, a chain-link fence, a bolted and padlocked door, spikes, and cameras, but a cat emerges from it through a kitty door. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/189 |
| she likes peeping on girls | A bird sits in a woman's hair and peeps. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/190 |
| with this miracle patch you can lose unwanted fats | A man applies an adhesive patch to one arm while Fats Domino lurks in the background. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/191 |
| home alone and bored | A man attempts to play "Twister" by himself. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/192 |
| Too many decisions | A man screams in agony at being asked to select wheat or white bread for his sandwich. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/193 |
| sometimes your life experiences are better than a post graduate education | A barechested, tutu-wearing man, waving a US flag, happily rides a coin-operated horse. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/194 |
| AWARD WINNER! | An emcee smiles for the cameras as he presents a trophy and microphone to the man who has, rightly, won the "DUMBEST FACE" award. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/195 |
| Double penetration ! In vogue | A woman having her hair permed at a salon flips through Vogue magazine, and is shocked by what she sees. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/196 |
| CRY FOR HELP | Two bearded men with glasses look with suspicion upon a third, who is wearing an "OS/2 Warp" t-shirt. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/197 |
| New High tech product thats sure to please | An ad features a silhouette of a person eating toast out of a small toaster hung on a lanyard around his neck. The background shows a butter knife slicing a stick of butter, and the slogan: "2 slices. In your pocket." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/198 |
| This is faster than I thought it would be | Santa Claus hangs on for dear life to the end of his speeding sleigh. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/199 |
| Better late than never | Jovial firefighters take their time getting to a burning house. A man in a bathrobe is not in a laughing mood. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/200 |
| Do not open | Ominous foreboding surrounds the person about to open "Pandora's smooth 'n' creamy peanut butter." http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/201 |
| When will you start dating again | A man offers a woman a jewelry box the right size for an engagement ring, but when she opens it, foam snakes pop out, shocking her and amusing him. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/202 |
| guess what happened | A man opens a door to discover a man wearing a top hat and a barrel, waving a rake at a donkey. The donkey has captured a pair of men's briefs, and has climbed upon a television on a table, knocking the antenna off. Carrots and a broken lamp, which has caught fire, litter the floor. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/203 |
| The mighty cucumber lives again! | A spotlight shines on a heroic cucumber wearing athletic shoes and a cape. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/204 |
| We called you 7 times | An unhappy mayor confronts a chagrined Batman in front of a burning city. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/205 |
| Are your doctors too far away | A glum-looking doctor tries to use a stethoscope on his glum-looking patient from several feet away. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/206 |
| Are your doctors too far away | [[A doctor with a stethoscope stands on the left side of the office while the patient sits on the exam table on the right side of the room quite a few feet away. There is a picture of a fish hanging on the while as well as some various jars in the room, a desk and a stool.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/206[/url |
| Would you let me in your dreams | Caption: Would you let me in your dreams / [[A man is sleeping in bed with an uncomfortable look on his face. Above his head is a dream bubble. Inside the bubble is a different man wearing togs, a flotation device around his waist that has a rubber ducky pattern on it, arm floaties and flippers on his feet. Next to him is a penny-farthing bicycle.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/207 |
| Superman in a bottle | Lex Luthor laughs at Superman's plight, having stuffed him into a small glass bottle (although a bit of cape hangs out). http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/208 |
| this might be a perfect fit | Instead of a baseball cap, a fedora, or a conical party hat, a man with a cylindrical head considers trying on a stovepipe hat. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/209 |
| amazing new pleasure for men | An X-Box connects to a "Fry Daddy" deep fat fryer peripheral. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/210 |
| I'm waiting for your decision | A demon waits impatiently while someone makes a choice for their roommate in hell: either Paris Hilton or Adolf Hitler. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/211 |