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show em all what you can do A child asks a man, "Hey mister, wanna hear me pop my shoulder?" and pops his shoulder joint several times in a row without waiting for a response. The man is discomfited.
Stop punching a clock Police intervene in a domestic violence incident involving a short-tempered man and a grandfather clock.
Enjoy your love life as much as he does Sleazy, mustachioed Troy walks in on a couple in bed.
can't beat this....ox A man playing chess against an ox overturns the board in frustration.
Your application was accepted A man has been accepted into the American Association of Complete Losers.
 
this is what the big dogs do A giant dog lifts its leg over a fire engine.
Become deb free An unsure man presses a button on a wall. Deb falls through a trap door.
*** Security Issues *** The First Fiduciary Vault Building is protected by barbed wire, a chain-link fence, a bolted and padlocked door, spikes, and cameras, but a cat emerges from it through a kitty door.
she likes peeping on girls A bird sits in a woman's hair and peeps.
with this miracle patch you can lose unwanted fats A man applies an adhesive patch to one arm while Fats Domino lurks in the background.
 
home alone and bored A man attempts to play "Twister" by himself.
Too many decisions A man screams in agony at being asked to select wheat or white bread for his sandwich.
sometimes your life experiences are better than a post graduate education A barechested, tutu-wearing man, waving a US flag, happily rides a coin-operated horse.
AWARD WINNER! An emcee smiles for the cameras as he presents a trophy and microphone to the man who has, rightly, won the "DUMBEST FACE" award.
Double penetration ! In vogue A woman having her hair permed at a salon flips through Vogue magazine, and is shocked by what she sees.
 
CRY FOR HELP Two bearded men with glasses look with suspicion upon a third, who is wearing an "OS/2 Warp" t-shirt.
New High tech product thats sure to please An ad features a silhouette of a person eating toast out of a small toaster hung on a lanyard around his neck. The background shows a butter knife slicing a stick of butter, and the slogan: "2 slices. In your pocket."
This is faster than I thought it would be Santa Claus hangs on for dear life to the end of his speeding sleigh.
Better late than never Jovial firefighters take their time getting to a burning house. A man in a bathrobe is not in a laughing mood.
Do not open Ominous foreboding surrounds the person about to open "Pandora's smooth 'n' creamy peanut butter."
 
When will you start dating again A man offers a woman a jewelry box the right size for an engagement ring, but when she opens it, foam snakes pop out, shocking her and amusing him.
guess what happened A man opens a door to discover a man wearing a top hat and a barrel, waving a rake at a donkey. The donkey has captured a pair of men's briefs, and has climbed upon a television on a table, knocking the antenna off. Carrots and a broken lamp, which has caught fire, litter the floor.
The mighty cucumber lives again! A spotlight shines on a heroic cucumber wearing athletic shoes and a cape.
We called you 7 times An unhappy mayor confronts a chagrined Batman in front of a burning city.
Are your doctors too far away A glum-looking doctor tries to use a stethoscope on his glum-looking patient from several feet away.
Are your doctors too far away [[A doctor with a stethoscope stands on the left side of the office while the patient sits on the exam table on the right side of the room quite a few feet away. There is a picture of a fish hanging on the while as well as some various jars in the room, a desk and a stool.]]
 
Would you let me in your dreams Caption: Would you let me in your dreams / [[A man is sleeping in bed with an uncomfortable look on his face. Above his head is a dream bubble. Inside the bubble is a different man wearing togs, a flotation device around his waist that has a rubber ducky pattern on it, arm floaties and flippers on his feet. Next to him is a penny-farthing bicycle.]]
Superman in a bottle Lex Luthor laughs at Superman's plight, having stuffed him into a small glass bottle (although a bit of cape hangs out).
this might be a perfect fit Instead of a baseball cap, a fedora, or a conical party hat, a man with a cylindrical head considers trying on a stovepipe hat.
amazing new pleasure for men An X-Box connects to a "Fry Daddy" deep fat fryer peripheral.
I'm waiting for your decision A demon waits impatiently while someone makes a choice for their roommate in hell: either Paris Hilton or Adolf Hitler.
 

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