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| Prince got one | The artist currently known as Prince holds a melon baller, the words "Melon Baller" written out in the sky behind him! His chest is a little hairy. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/302 |
| Pyrex is the obvious choice for adult pleasure. | A man distorts his face by pressing a Pyrex baking dish into it, which another man finds hilarious. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/303 |
| Shake The Extra Fat, You Will Be Surprised | A fat man shakes his belly, and a quarter pops out. A dachsund is surprised and delighted! http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/304 |
| on fly of professor billiards | A ladybug is on Professor Billiards' fly. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/305 |
| Three Legged Babes Show off Their Tools! | A couple of three-legged babes show off their tools. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/306 |
| Guess Who Is Coming to Town | Zombie Santa rises from the grave to terrorize children the world 'round. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/307 |
| Amazing, Margaret | [[Margaret is sitting on a table with a spoon on her hand]] / [[Margaret puts the spoon on her nose, where it stays put]] / [[Margaret takes two more spoons, one in each hand]] / [[Margaret puts the two other spoon inside her eyelids where they stay put]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/308 |
| Skanky Milf Spreads | Skanky Milf Spreads / [[bagels and knife sit on table alongside small butter tub which reads:]] / S-M
/ from her table to yours http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/309 |
| Bad Bunny. Bad, Bad, Bad Bunny | [[A UFO has landed, and next to it, several carrot-headed aliens are stunned, with visible bites taken out of them. One has dropped a sign which reads:]] / We come in peace / [[Nearby, a man gives a bunny a scolding look. The bunny wiggles his nose affectionately.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/310 |
| You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. | A man in the background is being loaded into an ambulance. / A billiards table with cue ball and striped ball slightly askew and other balls in normal billiards formation are in the foreground. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/311 |
| It`s time to Refill armadillo | [[A man's arm is seen in the foreground, holding a self-service gas pump nozzle.
/ An frightened armadillo is seen huddled against a wall.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/312 |
| Your Dog Will Love It! | [[A man is sitting on a sofa reading a newspaper.
/ Attached to the right (Reader's left) side of the sofa is a car door with an open window. A dog is sticking its head out of the window, tongue out and face being blown backwards.
/ In the foreground is an electric fan, pointing at the dog.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/313 |
| The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates. | Stephen Hawking calls for help, as his home is consumed by fire. He is foiled by a curious kitty. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/314 |
| get rid of premature ejactulation and last longer | [[A piece of paper entitled Baby Names that has various names listed as bullets:]] / Baby Names
/ William
/ Joeseph
/ Premature Ejaculation
/ Thomas
/ Last Longer
/ Jacob http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/315 |
| HELLO ME NOT DEAD | [[The cookie monster is emerging from a casket with an outraged look on his face. Bert, Ernie, Grover, and Big Bird look on in horror.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/316 |
| thank snoop | [[A man lands on his head after being launched out of a car with overactive hydraulics.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/317 |
| beaver news | [[A beaver sits behind a news desk. A picture of a log is inset in the background]]
/ {{Title: beaver news}} http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/319 |
| You have received a postcard! | The postcard reads, "Wish you were here!" and contains a (crude) depiction of Hell. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/320 |
| Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process? | {{title text:Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process?}} / [[A man stands in front of a photographer's backdrop, a bead of sweat on his temple, eyes creased with concentration. Above the man' head is the edge of a sign for the Department of Motor Vehicles. In the foreground, a computer topped by a bobblehead smiley-face shows a reduced image of the man's head, and a hand holding a photographer's camera button.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/321 |
| God at nightly games | The glowing oversized foam hand of God with the words "We're #1" on it comes down on a football field, disrupting play, to the great annoyance of everyone present. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/322 |
| Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! not appreciated for what you know | [[annoying Monty Python fan walking around being annoying]]
/ Fan: We are the knights who say ni! This isn't an argument! Yes it is! Nudge nudge, wink wink! I want to buy some cheese! This is an EX parrot! Crunchy frog! Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson! Spam spam eggs and spam! / [[fan getting the crap beat out of him by an angry mob of fan haters]] / [[fan lying in a pool of his own blood. Broken, but not finished]] / [[Paramedics come. Fan is loaded on to a stretcher and into an ambulance]] / [[Ambulance driving away. Lights flashing, siren blaring]]
/ Fan: It's only a flesh wound! / [[Ambulance parked at the edge of a cliff dropping fan off a cliff, stretcher and all]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/323 |
| Laverne News Line | An anchorman for the Laverne News Line presents the breaking story "Glove on Bottle" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/324 |
| sexy baby and bad erection? | [[Baby in make-up in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa]] / Cartoon has been stamped: "REJECTED - Spamusement Quality Control" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/325 |
| test oyl | {{Title: "test oyl"}}
/ [[Popeye squints at a pregnancy test stick, ept box in hand.]]
/ Popeye: "oh my garshk" http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/326 |
| Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You? | [[Medieval-looking erection chastity device sitting on a table with an open padlock while a man looks on from the side]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/327 |
| a hot jack hammer rocked the hell out of Minnie | [[A jack hammer is seen stuck in a wall. A police officer stands behind police line tape, near a pool of blood which contains one of Minnie Mouse's shoes.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/328 |
| Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Impress the Females | [[van reading SEXUAL WIZARD, man leaning against van, wearing sunglasses and a wolf shirt]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/329 |
| Get a bigger flute | A flautist accidentally jabs an unfortunate violinist in the chin with his oversized flute http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/330 |
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