You're browsing the archives of Spamusement!.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

Give Her More Meat [[A girl is sitting at a table holding a knife and fork looking forlornly at the plate in front of her which contains a tiny chicken leg.]]
Give Her More Meat A hungry woman looks despondently at a very small chicken drumstick.
Incoming message A kid with a backwards baseball cap stares at a large computer monitor flashing the message "INSANE CLOWN POSSE ACTUALLY KIND OF SUCKS".
Losing weight impossible? A fat lady's chair collapses under her weight while filling out a gym enrollment form.
Online ordering is the greatest An extraordinarily excited man does a happy dance in front of his computer.
Becoming A Millionaire Is a "Walk in The Park" A rich man walks through a park filled with money.
 
why your computer is running slow A computer is opened revealing a pile of mashed potatoes.
Don't waste the summer in pants An apparently naked man shocks passers-by.
mistake in order A man has ordered an incorrectly sized hat from Amazon.
Just hooked-up a webcam An unattractive young lad checks out the internet action on his new webcam.
never be sick again! [[A man in a spacesuit rolls along the street in a giant transparent hamster ball. A man walking a dog looks on in confusion.]]
never be sick again! A man is wearing a biohazard suit and has sought refuge inside a large plastic bubble.
 
We have located several horny women in your area! Two scientists have invented a special radar that detects horny women.
can you help me out? A somewhat shocked man looks away from another man whose head is on upside down.
LOOK AT ME IM RICH A man in a monocle and top hat, who is shaking off currency with his excited vibrations, points to himself. Passers-by are uninterested.
this is pretty neat A man displays keen interest in one of those executive toy clacky ball things.
Why dont you think ahead A man chooses to play "Bobbing for razor-sharp shards of glass" instead of "Bobbing for apples".
 
Make all your dreams come true A man has won first place for the World's Biggest Gnocchi.
who will know? A Starbucks barista has secretly replaced their regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.
Olsen Twins use online Pharmacy A couple of skeletons use a computer.
Tiny teen takes on the giant one-eyed monster! A tiny teen takes on a giant, one-eyed monster, with a bow and arrow.
you were wrong cabinet sanchez A Zorro-like hero faces off against a file cabinet that's wearing a sombrero, bandolier, and curly mustache.
 
We have your medicine Two tall kids play keep-away with a smaller kid, tossing his bottle of pills back and forth.
On a lo-carb diet? Not anymore.. A man is sitting on the floor, stuffing himself with donuts.
I want you to talk to me A man hides his face behind a newspaper while a kid is waving an American flag, playing a trumpet, walking with pots on his feet, and wearing an "ATTENTION" sign with flashing lights.
She's got a suprise in her pants ;) A delighted woman holds up a pair of pants. Emerging from the waist of the pants is a cake, labeled "happy birthday" and festooned with confetti, streamers, and lit candles.
The ultimate men's health solution A man runs excitedly, trying to snatch a bottle of beer which is being levitated several yards away from him by a metal clamp attached to his head.
 
Bill Gates didnt get one either The pages for signatures in the Central High Yearbook are blank.
who likes masturbators! In a line of people, one man is extremely excited and raising his hand.
look at this-i have more hair A man is startled to see his friend's new, bulging masses of armpit hair.
denied! EZ-LOAN Inc. denies a man's loan application using the ol' boxing-glove-on-a-spring method.
remember your teen years? A teenage boy, holding a 3 1/4" floppy disk and wearing a Commodore t-shirt, stands in the doorway to a computer lab. A "No Girls Please" sign and a diagram of a microchip decorate the wall.
 

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 >>