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| Give Her More Meat | [[A girl is sitting at a table holding a knife and fork looking forlornly at the plate in front of her which contains a tiny chicken leg.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/01 |
| Give Her More Meat | A hungry woman looks despondently at a very small chicken drumstick. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/1 |
| Incoming message | A kid with a backwards baseball cap stares at a large computer monitor flashing the message "INSANE CLOWN POSSE ACTUALLY KIND OF SUCKS". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/2 |
| Losing weight impossible? | A fat lady's chair collapses under her weight while filling out a gym enrollment form. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/3 |
| Online ordering is the greatest | An extraordinarily excited man does a happy dance in front of his computer. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/4 |
| Becoming A Millionaire Is a "Walk in The Park" | A rich man walks through a park filled with money. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/5 |
| why your computer is running slow | A computer is opened revealing a pile of mashed potatoes. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/6 |
| Don't waste the summer in pants | An apparently naked man shocks passers-by. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/7 |
| mistake in order | A man has ordered an incorrectly sized hat from Amazon. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/8 |
| Just hooked-up a webcam | An unattractive young lad checks out the internet action on his new webcam. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/9 |
| never be sick again! | [[A man in a spacesuit rolls along the street in a giant transparent hamster ball. A man walking a dog looks on in confusion.]] http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/010 |
| never be sick again! | A man is wearing a biohazard suit and has sought refuge inside a large plastic bubble. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/10 |
| We have located several horny women in your area! | Two scientists have invented a special radar that detects horny women. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/11 |
| can you help me out? | A somewhat shocked man looks away from another man whose head is on upside down. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/12 |
| LOOK AT ME IM RICH | A man in a monocle and top hat, who is shaking off currency with his excited vibrations, points to himself. Passers-by are uninterested. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/13 |
| this is pretty neat | A man displays keen interest in one of those executive toy clacky ball things. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/14 |
| Why dont you think ahead | A man chooses to play "Bobbing for razor-sharp shards of glass" instead of "Bobbing for apples". http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/15 |
| Make all your dreams come true | A man has won first place for the World's Biggest Gnocchi. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/16 |
| who will know? | A Starbucks barista has secretly replaced their regular coffee with Folger's Crystals. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/17 |
| Olsen Twins use online Pharmacy | A couple of skeletons use a computer. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/18 |
| Tiny teen takes on the giant one-eyed monster! | A tiny teen takes on a giant, one-eyed monster, with a bow and arrow. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/19 |
| you were wrong cabinet sanchez | A Zorro-like hero faces off against a file cabinet that's wearing a sombrero, bandolier, and curly mustache. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/20 |
| We have your medicine | Two tall kids play keep-away with a smaller kid, tossing his bottle of pills back and forth. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/21 |
| On a lo-carb diet? Not anymore.. | A man is sitting on the floor, stuffing himself with donuts. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/22 |
| I want you to talk to me | A man hides his face behind a newspaper while a kid is waving an American flag, playing a trumpet, walking with pots on his feet, and wearing an "ATTENTION" sign with flashing lights. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/23 |
| She's got a suprise in her pants ;) | A delighted woman holds up a pair of pants. Emerging from the waist of the pants is a cake, labeled "happy birthday" and festooned with confetti, streamers, and lit candles. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/24 |
| The ultimate men's health solution | A man runs excitedly, trying to snatch a bottle of beer which is being levitated several yards away from him by a metal clamp attached to his head. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/25 |
| Bill Gates didnt get one either | The pages for signatures in the Central High Yearbook are blank. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/26 |
| who likes masturbators! | In a line of people, one man is extremely excited and raising his hand. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/27 |
| look at this-i have more hair | A man is startled to see his friend's new, bulging masses of armpit hair. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/28 |
| denied! | EZ-LOAN Inc. denies a man's loan application using the ol' boxing-glove-on-a-spring method. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/29 |
| remember your teen years? | A teenage boy, holding a 3 1/4" floppy disk and wearing a Commodore t-shirt, stands in the doorway to a computer lab. A "No Girls Please" sign and a diagram of a microchip decorate the wall. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/30 |