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| Penny and Aggie | Karen to her friends: Then it got cultish. She was telling me how to talk, what movies to watch... / Penny to her friends: Kind of a stalker-in-training, watching my movies, wearing my clothes, talking my talk... / Penny: Don't know what was next
/ Karen: Lipo, maybe
/ Penny: Blonde wig
/ Karen:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060105.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Karen is looking at Penny expectantly. Penny hasn't yet turned around.]] / [[Penny turns around and they smirk at eachother.]] / [[Penny hands Karen a book.]]
/ Penny: Happy birthday. / [[It is a Peanuts book: "Happiness is"]]
/ Penny: You know, just in case you ever feel down.
/ Karen: I feel fine.
/ Penny:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060106.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Karen: I can smile without an instruction manual.
/ Penny: Some people need one. / Penny: They get what they want...... Cocktail dress, hot guy, full house.... and forget to enjoy it. / Karen: You'd know.
/ Penny: Oh yeah. I'm real bad. Don't be like me. / Karen: .........
/ Penny: You do know how not... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060109.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Karen: Tell me more. I want to be sure I get this. / Karen: Did you forget to be happy and just try to be popular? / Karen: Did that make you do anything to feel guilty about? / Karen: Specifics. Details! Spill! Otherwise, we might think you just wanted to look modest. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060110.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: Bad deeds, huh? You throw one heavy party.
/ Karen: You're right. Let's make it a game. / Karen: Truth or Dare. '
/ Karen (thinking): And if you pick "Dare," we'll know you didn't dare. / Penny: Truth?... Here's... one: ... I kicked you when you were down...
/ Karen: I wasn't that "down." / Penny:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060112.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Marshall: Hope so, cause here's another. / Marshall: I met Karen in the gym. No one looks good when they're doing it right. But I saw something in her. / Marshall: She's allways pushing, searching, trying to get more out of life. That inspires me. I hope it inspires everyone.
/ Penny (thinking): What... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060113.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Karen: My hero.
/ Marshall: Well, I meant it. / Samantha: Please tell me we've got something vile in store for Miss America. I could sneak into her locker, cut breast-holes in her blouses...
/ Marshall: What? / Penny: Samantha... other people have seen Mean Girls, too. And that didn't work in the movie,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060116.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny and friends are leaving the party]] / Sara: You got to her, Penny. I could tell.
/ Penny: But they couldn't. / Penny: I was hoping for a meltdown, but that's not happening while Metrosexual Man's backin' her up.
/ Michelle: ...I think- / Penny: At best it was a draw... which favors the challenger.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060117.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Rich and friends exit the party behind Penny and company, convienently in earshot]] / Drunk Jack: I'm sho shorry, man... I luv oo...
/ Penny: And she's patched some of her old weak spots. / Michelle: She's not bogarting her looks any more.
/ Sara: Or she's got new "consultants," and when she's done... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060119.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny's convoy reaches Sara's car]] / Michelle: My crack about her weight just bounced right off her.
/ Penny: My bad. I gave you bad info. / Penny: I thought she hated me because I'm thinner... or cooler... but no. / Penny: I did something I don't think she'll ever forgive. I helped her. Watch out... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060120.html |
| Penny and Aggie | You're right, Daddy.
/ I will try to... get along better with people...
/ That's all I'm asking.
/ I know. / Do what's in your heart, honey!
/ (Save the whales.) / Whisper Whisper
/ Hey psycho.
/ Good one! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060123.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [School Hallway, Aggie fumes as she overhears]
/ Karen: "Well, I figure if natural selection wanted the animal to Survive, it wouldn't be a stole. / Girl: Brandi! There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance! / [Outside, Aggie still fuming]
/ White Trash Guy: We're Just gonna have to kill as many of... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060124.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Duane: And if you need a nasty editoral about Karen... in Dactylic Hexameter...
/ Penny: You got me covered. / Katy-Ann: He's cute.
/ Penny: As a button.
/ Katy-Ann whispers: You guys...?
/ Penny whispers: No. / Penny: No kissing, No real dates, Nothing.
/ It's weird, Katy-Ann. I feel like I'd like to... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060126.html |
| Penny and Aggie | ...mass extinction.
/ OMG... / Look, we're trying to get together for lunch here?
/ If you like making speeches so much, run for President. / Fine!
/ I will!
/ ........ / That has to be the best comeback in the history of conversation.
/ Tread lightly. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060127.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Hey, um... problem.
/ I'm running for President and everybody hates me. / You haven't exactly built to this course of action, have you?
/ I still want to try. / I have my own campaign...
/ You do?
/ Know what?
/ I'll tell you how to get liked, you show me how to get noticed.
/ "Noticed," I can do. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060130.html |
| Penny and Aggie | When you're on the defensive, you got to go with Three A's.
/ Acknowledge, Apologize, Advance. / A's again? This is a thing with you, isn't it?
/ Last summer it was haiku. / "I was wrong, I'm sorry.
/ But the passion I showed there is passion I can put to work for you." / "I was wrong.
/ "I'm sorry.
/ "The... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060131.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Tired of letting other people do all the talking? / This is Aggie D'Amour, commandeering this intercom to announce my candidacy for Class Presidency. / And if our Principal thinks he's mad about it now, wait till he learns about the loophole in the school constitution that allows this.
/ This campaign... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060202.html |
| Penny and Aggie | If you want your voice to change your world...
/ then I seek your input, and your vote.
/ Watch the walls.
/ (Speak up.) / Hello! Here to silence me? / Whoa.
/ Yeah.
/ We have a class President?
/ (Speak up.)
/ (Vote your voice.) http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060203.html |
| Penny and Aggie | ...wanted her to do well, but...
/ I don't actually want to get beat. / So grab more attention.
/ She's a screaming peacenik.
/ You only raise your voice in poetry slams.
/ Mm. / ...for President.
/ I'm a resident Editor-in-Chief,
/ responsible, ensconcible, and in brief,
/ I want to beef up the publications... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060206.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Duane: Teabag?
/ Aggie: Dipped... but not stirred! And so begins our bitter rivalry. / Duane: Uh-oh. Point of disagreement walkin' up at two o' clock...
/ [[Aggie glances behind her at the approaching Penny]]
/ Sara: Penny... / [[Penny passes, glaring at Aggie]] / Penny (to Aggie): I will say this,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060207.html |
| Penny and Aggie | That was subdued.
/ We have a mudslinging campaign of our own, remember?
/ Karen? / Sure that's why, Penny?
/ Duane complicates this.
/ He's loyal to her... / I'm not giving her an excuse to drive us apart.
/ Besides I don't need to cut her down now.
/ Pretty soon she's gonna realize-- / Will you just!...
/ Kiss... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060209.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Sara: I try and try to coax you both past this wall. / Sara: She leaves a message...
/ You pretend it's from a guy...
/ You date the ox...
/ She says no big... / Sara: And all the while there's this seething, roiling bond between you that neither one wants to explain... Because you can't admit what everyone... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060210.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[No dialogue to this comic. Penny in a nice jacket, purse slung over her shoulder, her hand gripping the strap. Wind ruffles her hair, and blows a leaf past her. Tree in the background is bare of leaves. Can also see nearby school building and a fence. Penny's eyes are wide with shock, a slight... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060213.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Chelsea in 2046 / Hahaha! Lobotomize the humans! / CEASE LIFE, IN-FER-I-OR A-LI-ENS. HA. HA. HA. / heat death of the universe http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060214.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Aggie: Hey, Dad-- / Nick d’Amour: So you're running for PRESIDENT! Honestly, Aggie, Principal Guilian tells me more about your day than you do. He's re-writting that rule you exploited... / Aggie: He's mad.
/ Nick d'Amour: Um, d'yeah!
/ Aggie: Are you? / Nick d'Amour: Standing up to authority for principle,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060216.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Come on! You want to take those flush kids' toys away from 'em, right?
/ Naw.
/ Well, this is actually an election that can be stolen with only a modest investment! / It's the American Dream!
/ It means becoming the Man.
/ The Man with power! / Is it your dream, Stan?
/ Oh, now you've done it... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060217.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Mr. Teague says he's responsible. Ms. D'Amour promises Response.
/ I say we can do more than steer this ship. It's time for a renaissance. / Hall fights, broken lights, student's rights. Every issue needs time in the sun. / It's got to get done. And I'm the one.
/ I'm the man.
/ Vote. Stan. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060220.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Little girl with flower]]
/ Eisenhower: These are the stakes: To make a world in which all God's children can live, or got into the darkness. We must love each other, or we must die.
/ [[picks petals]]
/ 7...8...9
/ [[look of shock]]
/ <<3...2...1>>
/ [[nuclear destruction]] / [[Brandi wearing... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060221.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Campaign posters: He's the man. Stan]]
/ Stan: See, THIS...
/ Stan: THIS is why I need to ALWAYS give you my UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. / Jack: Yeah, ABOUT that...
/ Stan: LADIES!
/ [[Posters: He's the man.]] http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060223.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Computer Monitor showing scene from "The Race Card", Aggie evicerating Penny, subtitled "CLICK FOR RINGTONE!"]]
/ Aggie: WORSE THAN HITLER!
/ Dwayne: He's out-poeted ME, out-politicized YOU, and out-postered us BOTH. / [[Dwayne talking to Aggie in front of computer monitor]]
/ Dwayne: He's been in the... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060224.html |