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| Penny and Aggie | I thought you were moving to So-Cal.
/ Didn't work out.
/ Why not?
/ Dad's a jerk...
/ You know? / No, I don't know.
/ There are different levels of jerkitude, you know? / Seen any good movies lately? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050330.html |
| Penny and Aggie | We need volunteers for a protest!
/ The historical society wants to tear down this mall and build a museum!
/ What? / Malls are proven stress relievers! Are they trying to give us heart attacks?
/ You're right! Somebody has to do something! / So good luck!
/ Yeah! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050401.html |
| Penny and Aggie | How did we furnish our homes before Ikea?
/ Everything's so simple, so lightweight... / FINIS... / ...TER? / So if you screw it up, you've really only got yourself to blame. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050404.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Oww! Ow! What if...What if I've thrown my back out? I...
/ SLAM / Hi, Aggie! Just had a small mishap with the bookcase and then...
/ Well, then I just got lost in a book! / / Dork. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050406.html |
| Penny and Aggie | You're lucky, Mr. D'Amour.
/ It's just a sprain.
/ It'll heal. / But I'm going to recommend a program of exercise.
/ Academics your age need - / "My age."
/ I'm in my thirties, doctor.
/ Thirties are the new twenties...
/ Everyone says so... / Sigh...
/ "My age..."
/ Boo hoo. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050408.html |
| Penny and Aggie | MENTAL AGE: 93
/ You kids stay off my lawn! / MENTAL AGE: 116
/ Mr. D'Amour? / MENTAL AGE: 17
/ My name's Charisma. I'll be your trainer today.
/ H...hi. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050411.html |
| Penny and Aggie | My goal's... to get... stronger, I guess.
/ I mean, I'm already strong, it's just... heh heh...
/ always room for...
/ Smooth. / Says here you're a teacher, like me?
/ Mm?
/ I never get to talk with someone in my line of work.
/ Would you like to get protein shakes, after this? / Oh, my god.
/ She's not making... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050413.html |
| Penny and Aggie | WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN, I WAS POPULAR... WITH GIRLS. BUT CHARISMA'S A WOMAN. SHE WANTS A MAN, NOT A BOY. / WHAT'S UP, DAD?
/ FEELIN' OLDER. / AWWW... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050415.html |
| Penny and Aggie | 2000: Pink is the new black.
/ 2001: Silver is the new black.
/ 2002: Black is the new black.
/ 2003: Montezuma brown is the new black.
/ 2004: Pink is the new black. /
/ 2005
/ Platinum blonde is the new black, honey. Lucky coinci--
/ Is it "the new black" because you say it is?
/ Lucky coincidence, wouldn't... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050417.html |
| Penny and Aggie | HELLO, WORLD. YOU DON'T DESERVE SUCH BEAUTY. BUT HERE I AM ANYWAY. / BECAUSE I'M A GIVER. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050418.html |
| Penny and Aggie | "Boys," we call them. Slobbering blobs of drool, that's all they really are. Disgusting Animals.
/ I hope they never grow up. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050420.html |
| Penny and Aggie | You ready?
/ Why do we have to go anyway?
/ Because families do things together. / I don't know why.
/ We just do.
/ (sign) Welcome to the Roaring Twenties Please wait to be seated
/ But no one under like seventy eats at "The Boring Twenties!"
/ Your mom likes quiet.
/ Now, throw something on and - / "Throw"... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050422.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Dressing for mood:
/ Sad
/ Angry
/ Happy
/ Too important to share any feelings with the likes of you. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050425.html |
| Penny and Aggie | The LATEST invention that will totally overhaul our lives is the RFID TAG!
/ Placed within ANY object--like a nocturnal teenager's CELL PHONE--the tag can tell you EXACTLY where it is, at ANY time!
/ Um...
/ PARENTS, YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER!
/ Honey, where's the RFID tag LOCATOR?
/ I don't know! Have you tried... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050427.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny? Is that a new outfit?
/ No, the BOOTS are old.
/ Sweetie... it's YOUR allowance, but spend it more CAREFULLY next time.
/ I'd like to see you make an INVESTMENT.
/ 24 hrs later...
/ Well...
/ Seasons CHANGE... don't they? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050429.html |
| Penny and Aggie | bo-he-mi-an (bo -he`me -?n)
/ N. an artistic person who disregards conventional standards of behavior and dress.
/ Adj. the style of a bohemian.
/ Bohemian? That's the Indian-Asian-African look that everyone's talking about, honey.
/ Stop co-opting the language!
/ Relying on the dictionary definition?
/ How... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050501.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Mom? What's the... prescription on your GLASSES?
/ I asked for a pair of UGG boots.
/ They're the most "ugh" boots I could FIND! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050502.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Hey.
/ Um... / I got something I think you'll enjoy.
/ Who are you? Who do you think I am? Drugs? God... just run! / Now the bass tempo's a little alternative, but if you... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050504.html |
| Penny and Aggie | The theory goes that as skirt hemlines rise, so does the stock market. / So how can you PERSECUTE us for this? We're doing our PATRIOTIC DUTY! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050506.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Your Daily Horoscope
/ Scorpio You have a way with words. Today favors writing and getting your message across. / The Sri Lankans need more than just- / He's gonna put that up his nose!
/ Ewwww! / I hate it when I let my horoscope down. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050509.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I don't feel good today...
/ This wouldn't have anything to do with that PIMPLE, would it? / No, I think I'm really sick! Look at this!
/ Well... maybe you are. / If you were just fooling, I don't think you'd resort to using the cat's thermometer. / What do you mean the pimple's why you couldn't stay... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050511.html |
| Penny and Aggie | New Year's resolution, Monday:
/ "To be a better poet, I'll write every day."
/ I think I'll try a 40-line ode. / Wednesday:
/ Hmmm...
/ Should the rhyme scheme be ABBAABBACDECDE, just to take it easy today? / Saturday:
/ Poem.
/ A tree.
/ It be.
/ The End. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050513.html |
| Penny and Aggie | WATCH OUT FOR THOSE, DUANE.
/ DAD SAYS WORD PROBLEMS ARE REAL BOOBY TRAPS.
/ YEAH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, BUT... / WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER?
/ SHALL I START WITH THE A'S? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050516.html |
| Penny and Aggie | She's able, attractive, athletic... / Aesthetic, assured, audacious, alluring, adorable...
/ Attired attractively in apricot, aphrodisiacal. / I have to admit, that is an impressive display.
/ Thanks, Ag...
/ But it doesn't help me get to know Penny. / I mean, who wants to hear somebody praise them... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050518.html |
| Penny and Aggie | DUANE, I ADMIRE YOUR TALENT--I'M A POET TOO-- BUT YOUR TASTE IN WOMEN SUCKS. / DUANE, I ADMIRE YOUR--
/ DON'T SAY THAT! / BUT...
/ YOUR...
/ NONO! TALK TO THE HAND! NO...
/ DON'T TALK! AT ALL! / A LITERARY MAGAZINE EDITOR MUST BE UNBIASED!
/ I WILL HEAR NO FLATTERY!
/ ETIT... ETID...
/ EDITOR? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050520.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I THINK... I COULD HELP YOU. WITH PENNY.
/ NO WAY.
/ SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. / 'SAMATTER? SCARED HE'LL SAY NO?
/ I'LL SHOW YOU! / BUT DON'T YOU GUYS FIGHT. LIKE, ALL THE TIME?
/ ...YOU... JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND GIRL FRIENDSHIPS! / FORTUNATELY. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050523.html |
| Penny and Aggie | POP
/ WHAT IN THE NAME OF PEACE WAS THAT? / HELPING A FRIEND.
/ A "FRIEND" WHO CAN GET YOU PUBLISHED! "HELPING" HIM GET SOMETHING THAT'S NO GOOD FOR HIM! / SO WHEN DOES MY SHOULDER DEVIL SHOW UP?
/ YOU DON'T GET ONE! YOU KNOW WHY? YOU ARE ONE! / SHAME! SHAAAAAAAME! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050525.html |
| Penny and Aggie | SO FIX HIM UP.
/ PENNY'S ALWAYS GOING OUT WITH CUTE GUYS, RIGHT?
/ AND I KNOW HOW TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.
/ HOW HARD CAN THIS BE?
/ I'M SORRY, SEAN. I'M BOOKED THIS MONTH! BUT YOU KNOW I'LL BE CHEERING FOR YOU ON THE STANDS, RIGHT?
/ ON THE INSIDE, I MEAN. YOU KNOW, MENTALLY.
/ I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY VOIC... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050527.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Hey, Penny - free ticket.
/ If you want to thank me, I'll be two rows down, wearing the red shirt and black jeans. / I'm scary good at this! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050530.html |
| Penny and Aggie | This?...
/ Some stalker put in my locker.
/ Ticket to the Fencer show.
/ Tells me what he'll be wearing there. / Yik. / Technically she- he's not a stalker if he tells you what he looks like. / You think I should go, Sara?
/ You might learn something important.
/ Or...not.
/ How should I know?
/ Anythin... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050601.html |