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Penny and Aggie WAIT... ALL I SAID WAS "I'M NOT RUNNING..." WHICH COULD MEAN "I'M NOT RUNNING TODAY..." / HE'S NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE... HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW OFTEN I RUN... / I CAN FIX THIS! / HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF / SO THIS IS WHY THEY CALL THEM "SWEATS."
Penny and Aggie It's been three days. / Three days since I saw him. / I can barely eat or sleep. / I can't think, without thinking of his sparkling eyes, the shinke of his hair, his shoulders, his chest... / Sometimes I can't breathe... / And I want this feeling to never, ever stop.
Penny and Aggie OH GOD, OKAY... / JUST ACT CASUAL, JOG RIGHT UP AND... / HH... HHH... HI... / HI, AREN'T YOU HOT IN THAT? / HE HATES IT. NO, "HOT!" HE THINKS IT'S SEXY! / NONO, WAIT... / HE'S... HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT M--
Penny and Aggie Don't wake up.
Penny and Aggie MARSHALL? / THIS GIRL JUST FAINTED! / WELL, BRING HER IN! / MARSHALL... / HIS NAME IS MARSHALL. / I COULD WRITE A SONNET... OR A SESTINA, FOR HIS EYES ONLY... / HE RHYMES WITH "PARTIAL..." / THANK YOU FOR HAVING SUCH A MUSICAL NAME. / MARSHALL / MARSHALL / MARSHALL / MARSHALL / MARSHALL.
 
Penny and Aggie Mmglpmmglp mmglp... / How do you feel? / Wet. / I... mean... good. I mean... / ... whatever you want me to mean.
Penny and Aggie That was really stupid. / What? / You could have given yoruself heat stroke out there. / I don't care how bad you want to look good... / You gotta take care of yourself. / No one else will...
Penny and Aggie AAAA-HAH-HAH-HAH-AAAAAAA-HAH-HAH-HAH! / Just go away! / My life is over! / Aggie. I was fifteen once, believe it or not. / And in love. / Yeah, but you were cool back then! / You're too cool to understand!
Penny and Aggie I really don't want to try this, but nothing else has worked. / You know, Aggie... / He might've been angry because he did like you. / "Remember when you tried to pet the tiger?" / "Mom never let me forget..." / "You know why she got upset, right?" / ... / Because she was scared. / Maybe you scared Marshall...
Penny and Aggie Oh, Marshall doesn't live here! He's just done yard work for us. / He mentioned a party on Maple Street tomorrow night. Maybe you could thank him there? / Thanks! / One more thing... / You know any of his hobbies? / Likes? / Dislikes? / Age? / Last name?
 
Penny and Aggie This conversation will be different. / This time I have a plan. / Apologize. / Admit I'm new to jogging. / Then ask advice... / And pay rapt attention to whatever comes out of his mouth.
Penny and Aggie *sigh*... / Violence is wrong. / Violence is wrong. / Violence is wrong. / But I have to do something productive with this... / ...anger. / Perfect.
Penny and Aggie ...Overpriced, trampy man-traps. / Some boys want that. / Who'd...w-want a boy *sniff* who'd want... / SOB! / I...I was just... / I'm sorry. / Is...there anything..I can do? / ... / Maybe there is.
Penny and Aggie Here. / SNRRK / Thagyu... / 'Sokay. You said it was something Karen did? Wha-whatever it was, tell me and I'll... / SHE SNADGED AWAY THE MOS BOOTIFUL BOY IN THUH WUHUHUHUH! / ...try to understand.
Penny and Aggie AGGIE FACTS / 1. BIZARRE / 2. ANNOYING / 3. DRESSES WEIRD / 4. MISSES HER MOM / DID KAREN... DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL... LONELY? / UH-HUH... / THAT WOULD REALLY HURT IF MY MOM WEREN'T RIGHT THERE TO BUILD UP MY SELF-ESTEEM. / THAT WITCH!
 
Penny and Aggie Can't believe she'd do that! / ...It's...not all her fault. / How do you figure? / She didn't know how I felt. / What human being wouldn't feel like you feel? / ...Maybe you're right. / Heh. / It's crazy, but all I can think about is wrapping myself around...heheh...
Penny and Aggie Oh, it's a guyyyy! / I thought it was more important! / Babe, there are so many things more worth crying over than boys! / Drugs, periods, missed periods, chipped nails, carbs... / How about people who casually dismiss your deepest feelings? / Eh, don't give them the satisfaction.
Penny and Aggie Seriously, boys are fun...like Skittles. / But don't get attached. / They have the attention spans of gnats. / You'll learn this, in time. / I'm just farther along than you are. / Must be nice to be old. / What..did...you...call...me? / I guess the hearing's the first thing to go.
Penny and Aggie THANKS FOR "SHARING YOUR MATURITY!" I'M LUKY TO KNOW YOU! / ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK OF SUMMER BEFORE MENOPAUSE SETS IN! / FINE! ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK AS A SILLY LITTLE GIRL BEFORE YOU NEED COUNSELING FOR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! / FINE! / FINE! / FINE! / WHY DO I EVEN TRY? IT NEVER HELPS ANYTHING! / I FEEL SO...
Penny and Aggie "The last days of summer..." / Heh... / Leaves can be such drama queens.
 
Penny and Aggie Maturity time. / He's taken. / I'm outclassed. / He's not interested. / There's no chance. / I have to accept I can't have him. / Yet.
Penny and Aggie Your rosy cheeks flash brighter than the sun. / My brain o'ercooks. / I sweat, I bake, I squint. / A Clytie to your Phoebus as you run, I swoon to keep step with your godly sprint. / Can't go wrong with mythology!
Penny and Aggie Yet sunrises of change shine cold upon us. / I will not always blanch to face your face. / An Aphrodite to your fair Adonis, I will transform until I match / your pace. / Thought I'd never rhyme "Adonis."
Penny and Aggie She may mislead you now, your light turn black. / Adonis, too, fell to Persephone. / But Venus won him back. / Kore's strongest rack could not defeat her love and won't stop me. / So there.
Penny and Aggie SUNS SET, SUNS RISE. ANOTHER SUMMER NEARS. SHE HAS YOU NOW, BUT I'VE THE TIDE OF YEARS. / I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THIS TO HIM... / LOVE POEMS - CRAZED STALKER / ...MMMAYBE ON OUR TEN-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
 
Penny and Aggie What's wrong, Ag? / This whale. / They've been tracking whale songs for over 12 years, and no other whale sings quite like it. / They think it's the last of it's kind... / The loneliest whale. / POP! / Come on! / Everybody! / "I've toured around the world! / from London to the Bay! / It's Hammer, go Hammer, / M.C....
Penny and Aggie Can you order it in something a little more fuchsia? / Last day... / Been good having you, Penny. Let me know if you need a reference. / Free! / I'm free! / I never have to smile at an annoying customer again! / WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! / Now what? / Can you order it in something a little more magenta? / Last...
Penny and Aggie Attention shoppers. / The mall is about to close. / To make you leave, our P.A. system will now play hits from five years ago that you can't believe you ever thought were cool. / ...I don't want no scrub... / This should be a felony.
Penny and Aggie It's never been quite the same since they put a bus stop in here. / I just don't like bus riders...the way they look, the way they smell... / Um-- Personal space? / Anyone? / I'm not prejudiced! / Shut up, Aggie. / I didn't say it. / You were gonna.
Penny and Aggie Michelle? / Penny! / Michelle! / Look at you! / So tan, so svelte! / Look at you! / Your skin just shimmers! / And you're really growing into your milkshake! / Oof! / In fact, it's probably time to lay off the milkshakes. / Geez, girl, eat something!
 

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