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| Penny and Aggie | WAIT... ALL I SAID WAS "I'M NOT RUNNING..." WHICH COULD MEAN "I'M NOT RUNNING TODAY..." / HE'S NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE... HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW OFTEN I RUN...
/ I CAN FIX THIS! / HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
/ SO THIS IS WHY THEY CALL THEM "SWEATS." http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050121.html |
| Penny and Aggie | It's been three days.
/ Three days since I saw him. / I can barely eat or sleep.
/ I can't think, without thinking of his sparkling eyes, the shinke of his hair, his shoulders, his chest...
/ Sometimes I can't breathe... / And I want this feeling to never, ever stop. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050124.html |
| Penny and Aggie | OH GOD, OKAY...
/ JUST ACT CASUAL, JOG RIGHT UP AND... / HH... HHH... HI...
/ HI, AREN'T YOU HOT IN THAT? / HE HATES IT. NO, "HOT!" HE THINKS IT'S SEXY!
/ NONO, WAIT... / HE'S... HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT M-- http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050126.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Don't wake up. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050128.html |
| Penny and Aggie | MARSHALL?
/ THIS GIRL JUST FAINTED!
/ WELL, BRING HER IN!
/ MARSHALL...
/ HIS NAME IS MARSHALL. / I COULD WRITE A SONNET... OR A SESTINA, FOR HIS EYES ONLY...
/ HE RHYMES WITH "PARTIAL..." / THANK YOU FOR HAVING SUCH A MUSICAL NAME. / MARSHALL
/ MARSHALL
/ MARSHALL
/ MARSHALL
/ MARSHALL. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050131.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Mmglpmmglp mmglp... / How do you feel? / Wet. / I... mean... good. I mean...
/ ... whatever you want me to mean. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050202.html |
| Penny and Aggie | That was really stupid. / What? / You could have given yoruself heat stroke out there.
/ I don't care how bad you want to look good...
/ You gotta take care of yourself.
/ No one else will... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050204.html |
| Penny and Aggie | AAAA-HAH-HAH-HAH-AAAAAAA-HAH-HAH-HAH! / Just go away!
/ My life is over!
/ Aggie. I was fifteen once, believe it or not.
/ And in love. / Yeah, but you were cool back then!
/ You're too cool to understand! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050207.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I really don't want to try this, but nothing else has worked.
/ You know, Aggie...
/ He might've been angry because he did like you. / "Remember when you tried to pet the tiger?"
/ "Mom never let me forget..."
/ "You know why she got upset, right?" / ...
/ Because she was scared.
/ Maybe you scared Marshall... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050209.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Oh, Marshall doesn't live here! He's just done yard work for us.
/ He mentioned a party on Maple Street tomorrow night. Maybe you could thank him there?
/ Thanks!
/ One more thing...
/ You know any of his hobbies?
/ Likes?
/ Dislikes?
/ Age?
/ Last name? http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050211.html |
| Penny and Aggie | This conversation will be different.
/ This time I have a plan. / Apologize.
/ Admit I'm new to jogging.
/ Then ask advice...
/ And pay rapt attention to whatever comes out of his mouth. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050214.html |
| Penny and Aggie | *sigh*...
/ Violence is wrong. / Violence is wrong.
/ Violence is wrong.
/ But I have to do something productive with this... / ...anger. / Perfect. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050216.html |
| Penny and Aggie | ...Overpriced, trampy man-traps.
/ Some boys want that.
/ Who'd...w-want a boy *sniff* who'd want... / SOB! / I...I was just...
/ I'm sorry.
/ Is...there anything..I can do? / ...
/ Maybe there is. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050218.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Here. / SNRRK
/ Thagyu...
/ 'Sokay. You said it was something Karen did? Wha-whatever it was, tell me and I'll... / SHE SNADGED AWAY THE MOS BOOTIFUL BOY IN THUH WUHUHUHUH!
/ ...try to understand. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050221.html |
| Penny and Aggie | AGGIE FACTS
/ 1. BIZARRE
/ 2. ANNOYING
/ 3. DRESSES WEIRD
/ 4. MISSES HER MOM
/ DID KAREN... DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL... LONELY?
/ UH-HUH... / THAT WOULD REALLY HURT IF MY MOM WEREN'T RIGHT THERE TO BUILD UP MY SELF-ESTEEM.
/ THAT WITCH! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050223.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Can't believe she'd do that!
/ ...It's...not all her fault.
/ How do you figure?
/ She didn't know how I felt.
/ What human being wouldn't feel like you feel?
/ ...Maybe you're right. / Heh.
/ It's crazy, but all I can think about is wrapping myself around...heheh... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050225.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Oh, it's a guyyyy!
/ I thought it was more important! / Babe, there are so many things more worth crying over than boys!
/ Drugs, periods, missed periods, chipped nails, carbs... / How about people who casually dismiss your deepest feelings?
/ Eh, don't give them the satisfaction. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050228.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Seriously, boys are fun...like Skittles.
/ But don't get attached.
/ They have the attention spans of gnats.
/ You'll learn this, in time.
/ I'm just farther along than you are. / Must be nice to be old. / What..did...you...call...me?
/ I guess the hearing's the first thing to go. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050302.html |
| Penny and Aggie | THANKS FOR "SHARING YOUR MATURITY!" I'M LUKY TO KNOW YOU!
/ ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK OF SUMMER BEFORE MENOPAUSE SETS IN! / FINE! ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK AS A SILLY LITTLE GIRL BEFORE YOU NEED COUNSELING FOR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!
/ FINE!
/ FINE!
/ FINE! / WHY DO I EVEN TRY? IT NEVER HELPS ANYTHING!
/ I FEEL SO... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050304.html |
| Penny and Aggie | "The last days of summer..."
/ Heh... / Leaves can be such drama queens. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050307.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Maturity time.
/ He's taken.
/ I'm outclassed.
/ He's not interested.
/ There's no chance.
/ I have to accept I can't have him. / Yet. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050309.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Your rosy cheeks flash brighter than the sun.
/ My brain o'ercooks.
/ I sweat, I bake, I squint.
/ A Clytie to your Phoebus as you run, I swoon to keep step with your godly sprint. / Can't go wrong with mythology! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050311.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Yet sunrises of change shine cold upon us.
/ I will not always blanch to face your face.
/ An Aphrodite to your fair Adonis, I will transform until I match
/ your pace. / Thought I'd never rhyme "Adonis." http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050314.html |
| Penny and Aggie | She may mislead you now, your light turn black.
/ Adonis, too, fell to Persephone.
/ But Venus won him back.
/ Kore's strongest rack could not defeat her love and won't stop me. / So there. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050316.html |
| Penny and Aggie | SUNS SET, SUNS RISE. ANOTHER SUMMER NEARS. SHE HAS YOU NOW, BUT I'VE THE TIDE OF YEARS. / I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THIS TO HIM... / LOVE POEMS - CRAZED STALKER / ...MMMAYBE ON OUR TEN-MONTH ANNIVERSARY. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050318.html |
| Penny and Aggie | What's wrong, Ag?
/ This whale.
/ They've been tracking whale songs for over 12 years, and no other whale sings quite like it.
/ They think it's the last of it's kind...
/ The loneliest whale.
/ POP! / Come on!
/ Everybody!
/ "I've toured around the world!
/ from London to the Bay!
/ It's Hammer, go Hammer,
/ M.C.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050320.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Can you order it in something a little more fuchsia?
/ Last day... / Been good having you, Penny. Let me know if you need a reference.
/ Free! / I'm free!
/ I never have to smile at an annoying customer again!
/ WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/ Now what? / Can you order it in something a little more magenta?
/ Last... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050321.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Attention shoppers.
/ The mall is about to close. / To make you leave, our P.A. system will now play hits from five years ago that you can't believe you ever thought were cool. / ...I don't want no scrub...
/ This should be a felony. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050323.html |
| Penny and Aggie | It's never been quite the same since they put a bus stop in here. / I just don't like bus riders...the way they look, the way they smell...
/ Um-- Personal space?
/ Anyone? / I'm not prejudiced!
/ Shut up, Aggie.
/ I didn't say it.
/ You were gonna. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050325.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Michelle?
/ Penny! / Michelle!
/ Look at you!
/ So tan, so svelte!
/ Look at you!
/ Your skin just shimmers!
/ And you're really growing into your milkshake! / Oof!
/ In fact, it's probably time to lay off the milkshakes.
/ Geez, girl, eat something! http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20050328.html |