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| Penny and Aggie | Michelle: Heyyy, Stan.
/ Stan: Well, hey, pretty lady. / Michelle: How you holdin' up?
/ Stan: Oh, I'm... fine.
/ Michelle: Workin' the study hall shift? / Stan: Well, y'know, these polos don't pay for themsel-- / Michelle: I hear this library has a book discussing all kinds of films. All... kinds. With... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060609.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Film student?
/ Michelle: Oh, yes. I've got lots to learn. Hey... you're a filmmaker, aren't you? / Stan: Sure.
/ Michelle: I'd love it if you took me to your studio.. showed me how you... do things? / Stan: Count on it, Red. / Rich: (from Stan's imagination) You schmuck. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060612.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Jack: She wants you.
/ Stan: I get that impression.
/ Jack: She ain't crazy.
/ Stan: No more than the usual.
/ Jack: You didn't say you loved her, did you?
/ Stan: C'mahn.
/ Jack: So...?
/ Stan: She's Rich's. / Jack: She...? Rich browsed her for, like, all of fifteen seconds.
/ Stan: There's a code here, Jack. / Stan:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060614.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Helen: I... I don't wanna do this.
/ Charlotte: "No sense of fun." / [[Helen is singing letters with "Katy-Ann". All that can be seen of the text is "will be." on one and "will." on the other.]] / [[Scene change: Duane meets Penny at the lit. mag.'s door.]]
/ Duane: Hey...
/ Penny: Duane! Great to see... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060616.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Code of behavior, J-dawg. "Thou shalt not covet thy hero's fling." / Jack: Rich. Hero.
/ Stan: He's a colossus. Risks his life daily.
/ Jack: Ain't a soldier... or a saint.
/ Stan: No, but... how can I put it... / Stan: He's more than you or me. Somehow he's more. / Jack: This is really touching.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060619.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Note: God works in mysterious ways. For instance, He lets me put a question mark box in the front lawn, so that you can all question H(h)im. Then he let me put a bomb inside it so you can all die. God's will. Katy-Ann / Jack: I'd worry about Michelle.
/ Stan: Red's golden. She's hot, plus she knows it,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060621.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Maybe I gotta take another look at this
/ Jack: Or maybe you don't.
/ [[Jack and Stan talking]] / Jack: Sometimes those "looks" give you perspective...
/ [[Aggie looking at essay posted on wall]] / Jack: And sometimes they're just puttin' things off.
/ [[Penny in shock at Duan's valentine]] / Jack:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060623.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Duane: Godivas. They weren't cheap, but hey...
/ Duane: Y'only live once. / /
/ Penny: Duane... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060626.html |
| Penny and Aggie | /// ////! ///'// //// //// /// /// //// // ////! / My name's Aggie d'Amour.
/ I'm an activist. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060628.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: I can't...accept this.
/ Duane: It's okay. My Dad made a ton of sales this week. / Duane: C'mon, you like stuff.
/ Penny: But...I can't... / Duane: What's this some "I'm not worthy" thing? Penny, you're a A. "A" for "A-plus." / [[A little Duane stands behind them]]
/ Little Duane: "Duane" stands... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060630.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: Duane... Ever since I kissed you... I've asked myself... Why didn't I want to do that before? And ... Why don't I now ? There's nothing wrong with you. / Penny: Nothing. You're the kind of guy I've always said I want. Devoted, going places... but ... I don't ... want to kiss you. And I think... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060703.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Duane and Penny in the room he set up for her, turns away. She reaches for him.]]
/ Duane: If it has to, it HAS to.
/ Penny: Duane, anyone else would swoon at something like this. / Duane: That sure works out for me.
/ Penny: Angry. / Penny: I made him angry. And you know what? / [[In the bathroom,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060705.html |
| Penny and Aggie | And God is seeing us... / And God is seeing us... / And God is seeing us... / From a distance. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060707.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Narrator: God is *seeing* us...
/ [[Penny, leaning heavily on the bathroom sink, looks down. She can't meet her own reflection's eyes.]]
/ Narrator: God is *seeing* us...
/ [[At Aggie's home, Aggie walks unseeing past her father, looking down. Nick, lying on the couch, looks up from his book curiously.]]
/ Katy-Ann... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060710.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[An arial shot of Penny and Aggie's school. Parking lot isn't very full. Two sets of two people are walking along towards the school. But otherwise, the entrance is void of pretty much anything.]] / Narrator: Distance. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060712.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Helen: No, Aggie, it won't be okay. I've seen Charlotte like this before. / Helen: When she decides someone's not her friend anymore, that's it. You wouldn't understand. You're nothing alike. / [[Charlotte yelling at a mirror.]]
/ Charlotte: You're disgusting! / [[Aggie in bed.]]
/ Aggie: (thinking)... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060714.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Raining. Aggie walking to school.]]
/ Aggie: [[thinking]] I make all those grandiloquent speechifications, but witness an actual hate crime and I shrug like Rumsfeld... Hypocrite. Coward! / Aggie: [[sitting on a bench next to Lisa, still thinking]] Can't tell Helen. Can't tell anyone. No one knows... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060717.html |
| Penny and Aggie | iPod: Case my wooooman done left me
/ Lisa: Eh, you looked bluesy. / Lisa: If you want to feel more heroic, I got some Beethoven. / Lisa: Or if you're gonna get uppity again, I can hit you with the bagpipes. / Aggie: Hmm-m-m-m-m-m-m
/ Lisa: Okay, you're a freak. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060719.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Aggie: We got off on the wrong foot. I'm Aggie.
/ Lisa: Chyeah- duh, I know! / Lisa: Old "rebel without a cause."
/ Aggie: (thinking) ouch.
/ Aggie: What's your cause? / Lisa: Eh. Is apathy rebellion?
/ Aggie: No. Inertia's the worst kind of conformity. / Lisa: See, I rebel against that idea.
/ Aggie:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060721.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Aggie and Lisa are walking down the hall at school]]
/ Lisa: ...but if the corporations got control, we couldn't share any modern music till we're in our mid-fifties. If ever.
/ Aggie: Corporations?
/ Lisa: You know "Digital Rights Management"?
/ Aggie: "Rights."
/ Aggie: You're speaking my keywords...you... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060724.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Lisa cares way more about James Blunt than about Gitmo prisoners or street crime -- but maybe joining her kind of cause will be the practice I need. / Aggie: Play it again, Lis. Number three. "Eroica." / Drag the record companies to their knees, rewrite copyright law, set this feeling free... / It'll... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060726.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[View of a closed door with a poster of a Jolly Roger consisting of crossed skate boards and a skull with the word 'PUNK" written underneath. Scotched taped to the door at each corner but the upper left which is starting to curl over blocking parts of the poster.]]
/ Narrator: OKAY, EVERYBODY LISTEN... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060728.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[We see a party, mostly faceless people in the background. Closest to us in half of some girls face on the right side of the frame. To the left of her, we see Jack, obviously drunk and angry. Stan is behind/beside him with a hand on Jack's shoulder.]]
/ Narrator: KAREN'S BIRTHDAY, TWO MONTHS AGO...
/ Jack:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060731.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Jack, Stan and Brandi are in the wash room. Jack is drinking from the sink]]
/ Brandi: You guys seem to have found ways to entertain yourselves.
/ Jack: Water tastes funny. / [[Stan places his hand on Jack, who is in the foreground.]]
/ Stan: He's actually very shy. I'm trying to break him out of his... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060802.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Karen: You know, there's only one thing that could make this night better.
/ Marshall: Karen. No.
/ Karen: Don't you WANT to?
/ Marshall: Of course. But we're KIDS. / Karen: Not in the eyes of the LAW, not any MORE! BIRTHDAY girl! / [[Karen pouts]]
/ Karen: Birthday girl wants CAKE.
/ Marshall: Birthday... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060804.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[opening a door]] Karen: Spare clothes in here.
/ Marshall: You didn't spill that on purpose, right?
/ Karen: Relax, I'm not gonna jump you. [[thinking]] I'm totally lying.
/ [[going through the door, Karen and Marshall see a couple making out, stopping dead in their tracks. Karen and Marshall stand for... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060807.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Now.
/ Aggie... I've met someone.
/ It's beem three years. Three... years... / It's time for "out with the old!" / Do as I say, not as I do! / Lipstick on... Oh! Lipstick on my collar. Yes. Well, the good news is... it isn't my lipstick. / Aggie... I've... met someone... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060809.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[A tackle at a football match]]
/ Audiance: Ohhhhhhhh! / Rich: @#$%! MODED! He just made him his woman, @#$%!
/ Stan: Put him in a frilly dress and braided his hair.
/ Jack: Nice image. / Stan: But it's more like he made him a woman than his woman. After the dress is on, anybody'd be free to... to womanize...
/ Jack:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060811.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: It's like, there's your woman, and then there's "Eh, I'd hit that."
/ Rich: We still on this?
/ Stan: Like me and Brandi. Just casual with us. / Stan: She could give Duane a poetry slam, and I'd be cool. It's not like she's mine. Not like you when you were baggin' Penny.
/ Rich: ...right.
/ [[Stan's... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060814.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Michelle: (whisper) Penny?
/ Penny: (whisper) yuh? / Michelle: (whisper) I think I might be... um... gettin' lucky this weekend.
/ Penny: 'bout time! / Penny: See, I told you you just need to wiggle a little, and it's like dangling string in front of cats! Who's the muffin?
/ [[Michelle is looking at... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060816.html |