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| Penny and Aggie | Aggie's Promises:
/ Open-door policy
/ Student's rights
/ Community outreach
/ Progress toward peace / Duane's Promises:
/ More arts support
/ More accountable government / Stan's Promises...
/ A pizza on every plate,
/ a parking space for every car...
/ and a passing grade for anyone who wants it badly enough!
/ He'll... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060227.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Wow...WOW. Is it concession time already?
/ Duane: Charming. / Duane: It's debate time.
/ Stan: Contest of words between me, Billy Bookworm and Rosie Radical? / Stan: That's even better! Geez...I had no idea you liked me this much! I'm so totally there! / Stan: No Backsies!
/ [[Stan walks away... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060228.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Okay, so nobody thought to ask for a moderator or prepare questions? / We are outsider candidates. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060302.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Well then why don't we all take turns asking questions, great, I'll start. / Stan: Agster, you talk a good game about peace...
/ But would you stop to break up a fight between strangers? / [[Aggie imagines Stan, Rich and Jack beating up somebody.]] / Stan: Answer carefully.
/ Stretch out this... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060303.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Aggie, Duane, and Stan are having a campain debate in front of a small crowd]] / Aggie: I think I would, now. I think I've grown. There was one time I didn't. / Aggie: 'Apologize, acknowledge...' I regret it. I told myself I didn't care. / Aggie: The truth was, the violent participants frightened... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060306.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Duane: Tell me, can we trust a man who's seen coming out of closed doors with six different ladies over the course of the semester? / Stan: Oh! You mean me! / Stan: Well, that's hearsay. / [[Jack is holding up eight fingers to some of Stan's male supporters.]]
/ Stan: But I try to be a people-pleaser... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060307.html |
| undefined | Last question, for you both.
/ In a stunning departure, I'd like to discuss the issues. / Are you in favor of them?
/ ...Huh?
/ The issues. I am. Are you? / You can't just - RINGGGGGG / If you voted today, who would you vote for?
/ Of-of course I'm in favor of discussing them!
/ Me too!
/ Good to see you... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060309.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Penny at the stand]]
/ Narrator: She said:
/ Penny: I hope to make your vote one of many times your voice counts.
/ Narrator: They heard:
/ Chibi Penny: *Please* stop pod-sharing that "Worse than Hitler" video! PLEEEEZ?
/ Dwayne: ...Plans for the lit mag, yearbook and auxiliary publications.
/ Chibi Dwayne:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060310.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: "Duane, I'm here ot offer you a shoulder... A just-friends kind of shoulder."
/ Penny: Yeah, that'll go over... / Aggie: Oh... Penny.
/ Penny: AAAAAA / Penny: AAAAAA! / Aggie: Did you just... jump out the window?
/ Penny: ...possibly.
/ Aggie: You know, I don't think I'm ever going to figure you... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060313.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Aggie is climbing out of the bathroom window following Penny, who has fallen out onto the ground]]
/ Aggie: Enemy of my enemy, Penny. Duane says rumor says Stan hated you when you were seeing Rich. / [[Aggie jumps down onto the ground. Penny looks to the side.]]
/ Aggie: You spent a lot of time around... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060314.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Outside the school]]
/ Penny: Look at you. Twisted beyond recognition. It's worse than anything I could do to you.
/ Aggie: What are you talking about?
/ Penny: In fact, it's... WORSE THAN A DEATH CAMP!
/ Aggie: Penny! What, what are you...
/ Penny: Why do you want me to be quiet, Aggie? Can you /feel/... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060316.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: You used to sarcass me and all my girls. We weren't "individual" enough to suit you. But nowwww... Youuuu care about being popularrrr....
/ Aggie: I'm here to appeal to a sense of decency you probably don't have.
/ Stan: I already won the debate. You can stop feeding me lines now. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060317.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Aggie: You can't keep these promises.
/ Stan: No, I can't. Not anymore. / Stan: I just learned my aunt's got a weak heart. If SHE learned I was in politics, like my old man... / Aggie: Oh my god!
/ Stan: I knew you'd understand. / Stan: Keep it on the low, okay? / Stan: It's not like I want to tell... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060320.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Stan: Awesome! / Jack: What's the angle Stan?
/ Stan: You wound me! / Stan: Awright. "Aieee Aggie" is right about promises. College admissions officers tend to frown on unpopular student leaders. / Stan: But by next election, everyone'll forget specific promises and remember that this election was... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060321.html |
| Penny and Aggie | He's lanky... a little overenthusiastic... but the sweet, sweet things he says...
/ Oooo. / What about you, Penny? You think Stan's hot?
/ ...Think he's my type?
/ More than Duane! / You don't think I already have a crush?
/ Oooo!
/ Something you're not telling us? / I guess it depends on who you ask. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060323.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Duane is holding the school newspaper, which has a picture of Duane and the headline: "TEAGUE ELECTED." Aggie is looking at it from the side.]]
/ Duane: Stan's endorsement counts a lot.
/ Aggie: Y-you had a better platform... / [[Cut to the office. Duane puts newspaper down.]]
/ Duane: Better'n Stan's,... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060324.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: (thinking) So it's not "beardism" or "reboundism" or the latest Cosmo theory... I'm just not into him. I guess the time to tell him is now, after the loss to Aggie has sunk in... / Duene: Presidential greetings, milady.
/ Penny: You... you won? / Duane: Dewey did defeat Truman. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060327.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Penny: EEEEEE! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! / [[Penny kisses Duane]] / Duane: Wow. / [[Penny and Duane are in each other's arms. Penny is looking surprised.]] http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060328.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Caption: Where are you going this spring break?
/ Penny: New York! Fashion magazine capital of the world! / Sarah: Greece. I hear the food's good, and I really want to have a secret weapon for ancient civ finals. / Rich: Get on my bike, keep on ridin'. See where the wind takes me. Maybe this'll be... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060330.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Brandi: Hel-LO, little caribbean cabana boy... / Duane: Hell-O? San Diego chess CHAMPIONSHIPS? / [[Aggie looking right]] / [[Aggie looking left]] / Aggie: (whispers) Baghdad. http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060331.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Aggie is standing in front of her house with two pieces of luggage. She is on the phone.]] / Duane: (over the phone) Aggie, you can't DO this. / Aggie: I can't NOT do this, Duane. I'm a person of conscience. Are we put here to help others or not? / [[Close-up of Duane. He is very unnerved.]] / Duane:... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060403.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Duane is in his car.]]
/ Aggie: (on phone) Duane...
/ Duane: Aggie, I can't let you risk this. I'm comin' to your place and tattling to your dad. / Duane: ...um, can I get directions? / [[Duane knocks on a door, which is answered by a complete stranger.]] / [[Aggie goes by in a taxi.]] http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060404.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Aggie: Peace. / [[A soldier shoots at Aggie]]
/ Soldier: PEACE OFF! / Aggie: Tell MSNBC ...
/ Aggie: Myyy ...
/ Aggie: Storyyyyyyy ... / [[Aggie's father Nick wakes up, agitated]] http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060406.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Nick: [[Sometimes it feels like we don't go anywhere.]]
/ Nick: [[I know.]] / Nick: [[I know what made that boy your age go to Iraq…but I know what his mother felt, too.]] / Nick: [[I want you to grow strong, stand tall. I want you to fear nothing. But…not just yet, okay?]]
/ Nick: [[Wait till you're... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060407.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Shoposphere
/ Story: T Campbell
/ Art: Gisèle Lagacé http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060409.html |
| Penny and Aggie | I SHOW ONE SIDE TO MY FRIENDS, / ONE SIDE TO MY PARENTS, / LOL, see you later, k?
/ SaraConCarne: B-)
/ ONE SIDE TO MY AIM-BUDDIES... / AND THERE ARE OTHER SIDES I'VE BARELY EXPLORED / I'M MORE THAN WHAT YOU SEE HERE.
/ THERE'S A LOT TO ME / i KNOW PEOPLE CALL ME "PENNY'S LEFT EYEBROW." THEY'RE WRONG.... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060410.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Caption: Christmas shopping, two days ago: / Caption: Brandi
/ True religion woodstock destroyed jeans. She's been playing it safe with stylish, upscale stuff this year... she needs a little push toward something new. / Caption: Katy-Ann
/ Lorac "flush" blush... she's concerned about toning down her... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060411.html |
| Penny and Aggie | Adn for the woman who has everything, we ask advice from the sum of all minds. / Product feedback aggregators, gathering information from across the web: number of people who likes a product, number who didn't, what they have to say. / And then people rate the ratings ("43 out of 56 people found this... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060413.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[On screen: Product search: beauty
/ Result: Clinique moisturizer]]
/ Yeah, sure, if your foundation has the complexion of a zombie... / [[On screen: Product search: blonde
/ Result: a book callen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]]
/ Hm. Was hoping for some way to bring out blone highlights. / [[On screen: Product... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060414.html |
| Penny and Aggie | [[Sara is sitting at her computer when her dad walks in.]]
/ Sara: A-ha!
/ Dad: Dear, you want to go to the mall?
/ Sara: No thanks, Dad. I'll hit it with my friends, later. / Dad: But how will you buy for them without them knowing?
/ [[Sara gestures to her computer monitor]]
/ Sara: Et voila. / [[Shot... http://pennyandaggie.com/d/20060417.html |