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| Iran - the IT threat | 1: [Speaker]: Iran. Persia. Whatever. It seems, that these people are creating nuclear faclities. And - uh - the American government claims they are making nuclear weapons out of it. Though the good people of Iran claims otherwise. / 2: [Speaker]: But what is the every day citizen to do? Can he... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060604 |
| Stay Hungry | 1: [Jim]: So people are complaining about too much text in these comics. / 2: ... / 3: ... / 4: ... / 5: [Snakedragon]: Seriously, nigga, please. / 6: [Jim]: What the fuck was that? http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060605 |
| The Course of Action | 1: [Jim]: We must find the cause of this! / 2: [Jim]: Maybe the Oracle will know! / 3: [Oracle database person]: We are the database system, young friend. / 4: [Jim]: Hmm... we must find someone who can answer this. / 5: [Warning Sign]: All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060606 |
| And God said... | 1: [God]: Yo, Jimbo, God here. I can't show myself right now, as I am taking a shower, but I can help answer your question. / 2: [God]: I hope it is fine, that you'll wait a bit, I haven't had a shower for the longest time. We god types don't do that often, you know.
/ 2: [Jim]: I most certainly do. / 3:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060607 |
| Approved by RIAA | 1: [Speaker]: Few people know that you can connect to the IRC protocol on Linux systems. Given few people know IRC and Linux. Oh, so few. / 2: [Computer]: http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060609 |
| Mephistopheles' First Visit | 1: [Mephistophiles]: Damn, am I evil...! / 2: [Mephistophiles]: Stupid human, or whatever he is, doesn't know how to dance samba. / 3: [Mephistophiles]: Hey, human-type, hold it right there, and see how it is done. / 4: [Jim]: Are you like... Mephistophiles?
/ 4: [Mephistophiles]: Yes, but I prefere... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060610 |
| mount -t smbfs //hades/ /mnt/path-to-doom/ | 1: [D-man]: Oh noes, Jim is being tricked by the devil! I must save him! / 2: [Mephistophiles]: ... so, I said to him, "Jesus, are you serious about this? Not eating for 40 days?" And then he came to his senses, and we had a nice dinner at my place. / 3: [D-man]: Hah! Devil-type! I have seen through... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060611 |
| Wheel of Fortune! With the Reporter! | 1: [Box]: But then, something happened that not even the wisest could have expected!
/ 1: [Jim & Mephistopheles & D-man]: The reporter?! / 2: [The Reporter]: Yes, my friends, it is/was the Reporter! The man always on the scene to ask questions! / 3: [Mephistopheles]: Ohoho, this sounds like a challenge.... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060612 |
| Guest Starring: Jack Bauer! | 1: [D-man]: Now, will the Reporter be able to beat the devil? / 2: [D-man]: Will Jim ever lose that shocked expression on his face? / 3: [D-man]: And how did I get the voice-over job? / 4: [D-man]: But first, a word from Jack Bauer.
/ 4: [Jack Bauer]: Hi, I'm Jack Bauer. / 5: [Jack Bauer]: And I would... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060613 |
| Round I Ends | 1: [Mephistopheles]: I suppose you're right, D-man. He cannot be Jack Bauer. / 2: [D-man]: But now it was time for the Reporter to show if he had the goods! / 3: [The Reporter]: *cough* / 4: [Snakedragon]: Ah-yeah, it's anti-gay marriage amendment time, ma brotha. / 5: [Mephistopheles]: What devilish... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060614 |
| The Reporter Flees the Scene | 1: [Mephistopheles]: As a reference to that last question, I would just like to note that I do not have a "daddy" - as I am the Devil. / 2: [Wise old man in chair smoking pipe and wearing glasses]: During the 19th century, some people believed that God also created you. / 3: [Mephistopheles]: Like... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060615 |
| In The Modern World... | 1: [Jim]: I guess, we will do good finding that Reporter again! He might have been hiding something. Perhaps the cause of the Snakedragon! / 2: [Mephistopheles]: Snakedragon? Who is that? / 3: [Jim]: Haven't you seen me, the Reporter and that pipe-smoking smart man turning into it? / 4: [Mephistopheles]:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060616 |
| This Comic will change the World | 1: [Anchor person]: We interupt this program with breaking news!
/ 1: [TV screen]: BREAKING NE
/ 1: [TV screen]: WS / 2: [Anchor person]: Fat Greasemonkey is in the field. Tell us, what is going on?
/ 2: [TV screen]: Studio Field / 3: [Fat Greasemonkey]: Yes, Tom, it seems new important evidence has... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060617 |
| C.S.I.: Minas Tirith Pilot Episode | 1: [Narrator]: A Friday evening in Minas Tirith...
/ 1: [Narrator]: Someone... was dead! / 2: [Random Guy]: Dr. Jones, you better come see this... / 3: [Random Guy]: Are you reading porn at the office?! / 4: [Dr. Jones]: Nononono... of course not! / 5: [Action]: *Random The Who track playing*
/ 5:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060913 |
| A Dead Person! | 1: [Dr. Jones]: Well, what do we have here? / 2: [Team member#1]: A *dead* person! / 3: [Dr. Jones]: *gasp* / 4: [Crew member#1]: *gasp*
/ 4: [Crew member#2]: *gasp*
/ 4: [Crew member#3]: *gasp*
/ 4: [Crew member#4]: *gasp* / 5: [Jim]: *gasp* / 6: [Dead person]: *gasp* http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060914 |
| Cut Out and Laugh at ... Never | 1: [Tommy]: It seems, he must have been walking before he died! / 2: [Action]: *scene showing the physical means going within a human body walking*
/ 2: [Comment]: Cut out and save for later... / 3: [Tommy]: And then it is likely that he collapsed due to the pressure from the air. / 4: [Action]: *footage... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060915 |
| Labtop | 1: [Door's window]: "LAP"
/ 1: [Action]: *"knock knock" says the door* / 2: [Mephistophiles]: A-ha! / 3: [Dr. Jones & Tommy]: Oh-noes! It is the devil! / 4: [Door's window]: "LAP"
/ 4: [Mephistophiles]: Oh, err, you have a typo on your door, it's "lab", with a 'b'. / 5. [Dr. Jones]: Yeah, we know,... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060916 |
| You got webcomic! | 1: [D-man]: Smart, now I've fixed this mail program to say what kinda mail I got, instead of just "you got mail!" / 2: [D-man]: Let's fire it up! / 3: [Computer]: You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam! You got spam!... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060917 |
| The Heavy Air (HA) Spray Can Advertisement! | 1: [Tommy]: I think I know who did it. / 2: [Dr. Jones]: Do tell... / 3: [Tommy]: I think. I think it was... George Micheal! / 4: [Dr. Jones]: Oh for fuck's sake. stop with that George Micheal-whoring. He isn't that good! / 5: [Tommy]: Seriously though, I think Robin Hood did it... with this! / 6:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060918 |
| Dr. Jones... on a Killing Spree | 1: [Annoying guy]: You know what?
/ 1: [Dr. Jones]: No.
/ 1: [Annoying guy]: I don't know either. / 2: [Annoying guy]: You know what?
/ 2: [Dr. Jones]: No...
/ 2: [Annoying guy]: I don't know either. / 3: [Annoying guy]: You know what?
/ 3: [Dr. Jones]: Shut up! / 4: [Annoying guy]: You know...
/ 4: [Dr.... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060919 |
| The Importance of Being Dave | 1: [D-man]: Oh, yeah, new computer, newest hardware and a flatscreen! Gotta play some tuxracer!
/ 1: [Computer]: I can't let you do that, Dave. / 2: [D-man]: Why not?
/ 2: [Computer]: I don't understand your question, Dave. / 3: [D-man]: My name is not Dave!
/ 3: [Computer]: Then what is your name, Dave? / 4:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060920 |
| The Sixty-fifth UN General Assembly | 1: [Box]: How the Thai prime minister actually was told about the military coup at the UN General assembly... / 2: [Mr. Shinawatra]: Uuuh... not right now!
/ 2: [Action]: *"beep beep" says his phone* / 3: [Mr. Shinawatra]: Damn! Not again...
/ 3: [Mobile display]: General X writes You got military coup.
/ 3:... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060922 |
| The Flowers of Mordor | 1: ... / 2: [Sign]: You are leaving Gondor.
/ 2: [Other sign]: Toll / 3: [Sauron]: Aw, where is my diplomat passport again?
/ 3: [Machine text]: Cash / 4: [Sauron]: Guess I have to pay then...
/ 4: [Machine text]: Cash / 5: [Sauron]: Aaaah, beautiful Mordor... / 6: [Sauron]: It is here I love picking... http://weirdo-comic.net/?date=20060923 |
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