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Devil's Panties - Wednesday, November 8, 2006 [[Jennie returns from her Halloween adventure in her Scary Godmother costume]] / Jennie: I'm home! Halloween was awesome! / Jennie: There were TONS of kids! / [[She washes the green off her face]] / Jennie: Did I get all the green off? / Will: Uh. It looks like you gave The Hulk a blowjob.
Devil's Panties - Thursday, November 9, 2006 [[Jennis is hammering a wire snake]] / <><><> / Will: What are you doing? / Jennie: Bending the new wire snake to fit into the old holder so I can fix the sink! / Will: So you're breaking the new tool to fit into the old one to fix the broken sink? / Will: Why not just get...
Devil's Panties - Friday, November 10, 2006 [[Jennie is trying to fix her sink with a plunger]] / [[Jennie pours a very potent sink pipe cleaner product down the drain to fix the sink]] / [[Jennie uses a wire snake on the sink]] / [[Jennie pours boling water down the sink]] / Jennie: Yes, boiling water. You laugh, but it worked.
Devil's Panties - Saturday, November 11, 2006 [[A cat sits on Will's lap while he eats a slice of pizza]] / Cat: How is that food?
Devil's Panties - Sunday, November 12, 2006 [[Sunday art: A water color painting of the Brute Force Leather lady]]{{At least I think it's her?}}
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, November 13, 2006 [[Pixel the cat and Will sit at the computer when a sound comes from the kitchen]] / <><> / Jennie: YES! / Jennie: I fixed the sink! I fixed the sink! [[Jennie does a small victory dance]] / Jennie: Behold! The badass landlord skills! / Jennie: I'm awesome! [[Jennie sits on Will's...
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, November 14, 2006 [[Two stick figures stand in the panel]] / [[One of the eyes of the stick figures starts to grow]] / [[The eye grows bigger]] / [[The eye is disturbingly large]] / Stick figure: Cut that out!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, November 15, 2006 [[Will is standing next to Jennie with his back turned on her, while Jennie sits on an office chair looking at him. A poster of a flying monkey and one of her freaky fairy tales posters are on the wall.]] / [[Jennie puts her hands under Will's shirt]] / Will: YEEOW! / Will: Your hands are cold! / [[Jennie...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, November 16, 2006 [[Will smells Jennie's hair]] / Will: <><> / Will: Your hair smells delicious! / Jennie: I just got back from a burger place... / Jennie: ... You haven't eaten yet, have you? / Will: Mmm. [[hugs Jennie]]
Devil's Panties - Friday, November 17, 2006 [[Jennei and Will are sitting cuddly at the sofa. Posters of Angel and Devil Jennie are in the background] / Will: Pass the remote? / Will: The other remote... No, the OTHER one! / Will: This is ridiculous. / Jennie: I'm glad you realize that.
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, November 18, 2006 [[Pixel the cat is sitting in a pie on the kitchen counter]] / Pixel: What?
Devil's Panties - Sunday, November 19, 2006 [[Sunday art: Devil and Angel Jennie are sleeping on each other's legs using them as makeshift pillows]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, November 20, 2006 [[Jennie lies curled up in bed. Pixel the cat is with her. A poster of yesterday's strip is on the wall]] / [[Will enters the room. A dirty laundry basket has a hatchet or axe in it]] / Jennie: YAY! My bedwarmer is here! / [[Will looks dissaprovingly at Jennie]] / Jennie: I mean, my BOYFRIEND!
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, November 21, 2006 [[Jennie and Will lie in bed all snuggly with Pixel on Jennie's pillow]] / Will: Ha, ha! The cat's sitting on your pillow. / Jennie What? [[Jennie notices Pixel]] / Jennie: Ew! No! OFF! [[Jennie removes Pixel from the pillow]] / Jennie: Now I cat butt cooties on my pillow.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, November 22, 2006 [[Jennie is drawing on the sofa with Lessa, who is petting her cat. Happygoth and Happygoth's husband are behind the sofa talking]] / Happygoth's husband: Well, I guess this will fit. But I know how you like a big thick knob. / [[Jennie's shocked]] / Jennie: Happygoth! Did your husband just say THICK...
 
Devil's Panties - Thursday, November 23, 2006 [[Jennie and Will have just finished dinner]] / Jennie: Oooh, I HURT! / Will: Nothin' like deep fried tater tots and corn dogs for dinner. / Jennie: What you think about coffee and ice cream for dessert? / Will: I think I'm gonna start taking notes for the coroner's report.
Devil's Panties - Friday, November 24, 2006 [[Jennie is riding her car with someone]] / Jennie: Thanks for doing a ride-along. I hope it makes the noise for you. / Man: Yeah, me too. Though I don't usually see a girl driving a stick. / [[The car has a devil rubber ducky, Gir and a piggy for decoration]] / Man: I'm surprised you can even drive...
Devil's Panties - Saturday, November 25, 2006 [[Pixel strip: Pixel the cat swipes it's claw at a hand that is trying to pet him]] / Pixel: I'm done being cuddly now!
Devil's Panties - Sunday, November 26, 2006 [[Sunday trump playing card: A four of hearts card with Nigel hanging from a hook in the upper heart.]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, November 27, 2006 [[Jennie and Will arrive at Joe's and Tammy's (Will's sister) house for Thanksgiving dinner]] / Jennie: Hey guys, Happy- / Tammy: Hold this a minute... [[Give Jennie her baby]] / Tammy: .... Could you take out the kitty litter? [[Give Will the kitty litter]] / Jennie: .... Thanksgiving? / Joe: Did you...
 
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 [[Jennie and Will are visiting Tammy and Joe's home. Joe is showing Jennie his kids]] / Joe: Ah, will you look at my boys! / Joe: This one's a future gardener... / Joe: ... adn this one's a future windows washer! / [[Jennie and Joe sit on a sofa. Jennie is smilling]] / Joe: What? Why else would you...
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 [[Jennie and Joe are in the backyard with Joe and Tammy's toddlers]] / Jennie: No, see, you just fold up his legs like this. / Joe: I still don't think he'd fit. / Jennie: Sure he would. You just gotta get them when they're still flexible. / [[Jennie holds the baby over a boiling pot]] / Tammy (offpanel):...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, November 30, 2006 [[Joe and Jennie are in the kitchen, Joe is holding his babies and notices Jennnie's phone]] / Joe: Is that a new phone? / Jennie: Yup, I just got it. / Joe: Wanna know where the money for all our cool gadgets went? / [[Joe stands in front of shelves full of baby products]]
Devil's Panties - Friday, December 1, 2006 [[Joe sits on the sofa with his babies]] / Joe (to himself): I bought a minivan, painted a room yellow, and own strollers. / Joe: I've lost my manhood. / [[He looks at his babies]] / Joe: AH WOOCHY KOOCHY GOOO!
Devil's Panties - Saturday, December 2, 2006 [[Pixel the cat lies on the floor trying to look as cute as possible]] / Pixel: How can you NOT adore me?!
 
Devil's Panties - Monday, December 4, 2006 [[Tammy and Jennie are getting to cook the Thanksgiving turkey]] / Jennie: Okay, I got the wire thing off of it. / Tammy: Now rinse it out and dig out the giblets. / Jennie: The what? Oh! - [[Jennie puts her hand in the turkey]] / Jennie: EW.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, December 5, 2006 [[Will is sitting on the sofa petting a cat and Joe has a baby on his lap and the TV remore in his hand]] / [[The cat's hair stand on end]] / [[The cat flees]] / Joe: My nephews must be here. / Nephews: CAT! CAT! CAT!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, December 6, 2006 [[Tammy hands her baby to Will]] / Tammy: Say "Hi" to your uncle. / Will: Uh.... / [[Tammy hands the other baby to Will]] / Tammy: Hold your other nephew for a sec. / Will: .... Um. / [[The terror twins appear]] / Twin 1: HI! / Twin 2: HI! / [[The terror twins climb on Will]] / Will: They're everywhere...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, December 7, 2006 [[Will is sitting on the sofa with Tammy's babies on his lap]] / Baby: WAH! / Baby: WAH! / Baby: WAH! / [[Will pokes the baby]]<><> / Will: Where is the off button?! / Baby: Wah!
Devil's Panties - Friday, December 8, 2006 [[Will, Jennie and the rest are watching TV]] / Man: Why are we watching this sissy boy cooking channel? Why aren't we watching NFL? / Jennie: You mean the spandex, muscle bound men who smack each others butts? / Jennie: I love the part where the guys grabs the other guy's butt towel, licks his fingers,...
 

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