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Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 Jennie: Will... could you make me some tea? / Will: Sure, just let me finish this... / [[Jennie stares at Will]] / [[Jennie shoves her monkey skippers into Will's face]] / Jennie: THE MONKEYS DEMAND TEA! / Will: ACK!
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 [[Pixel sleeps]] / [[The monkey slippers approach]] / Jennie: MONKEY ATTACK! / Pixel: HSSHH / Will: JENNIE! / Jennie: What? / Pixel: SSSSSSSS
Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 19, 2005 Jennie: Mornin' / [[Jennie nibbles Will's neck]] / Will: AAH OFF! OFF!! / Jennie: <><> Mmm / Jennie: But I gotta have my daily dose of Will. / Will: Have fun at work. / [[Jennie closes the door behind her]] / Jennie: Have you seen my car?
Devil's Panties - Friday, May 20, 2005 [[Jennie calls the police to report her stolen car]] / Jennie (on the phone): I'd like to report a stolen car. / Jennie: '97 White Dogde with a red dented hood and electrical tape holding the headlights. / Jennie: No, both headlights. / Jennie: Yeah, I don't know why they bothered either.
Shilling for Kunicon [[Shilling for Kunicon]] / <> / <> / <> / <>
 
a watercolor [[Actual art. I know i can't do it justice. Needs improvement.]]
Could you describe the painting? [[Cop asking Jennie questions]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Jen says straightforwardly:]] / <> / [[And...
IF you'd SHUT UP I could get ON with my life {{No situation is so bad your subconcious can't make it worse.}} / [[Jen's shoulder team second-guess and hindsight analyze the conditions leading up to the car being stolen]] / <> / <> / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050524.html
What did the insurance company say [[Jennie on the phone, going a teensy bit spare]] / <> / [[Face in hands, she goes on]] / <> / [[Hangs up, collapses on the sofa up against...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, May 26, 2005 Jennie: I called the police and the insurance company. / Jennie: There's nothing more that can be done. / Jennie: SNIFF. Goodbye Whoopty. / Jennie: HELLOO VESPA! / [[Starts to search online for a Vespa]]
 
Goth Eeyore Pez dispenser [[A black cloud of doom hangs over Jennie, collapsed on the couch. A small but heartfelt 'sigh' sinks to the bottom of the cloud.]] / [[WIll tries to console Jen, who's draped across his lap in dejection.]] / <> / <> / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050527.html
Devil's Panties - Saturday, May 28, 2005 [[Announcement stips, Jennie has a tag labelled "Hi, I'm God"]] / Jennie: We're doing the Wizard Con. in Philadelphia next weekend. / Devil Jennie: HOLY FUCK! SETH GREEN'S gonna be there!! / Angel Jennie: I want to maul him.
watercolor [[Actual art. Lack the knowledge to do it justice. Need Improvement]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, May 30, 2005 Policeman (on phone): Hello, is this Jen with the Dodge? We found your car? / Jennie (on phone): : YES THANKYOU THANKYOU! Is it all in one piece? / Policeman (on phone): Well, there's some dents and tape holding on the headlights. / Jennie: Yeah, that's normal.
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Will: So how is it? / Jennie: Well they ripped out the ignition... / Jennie: But other than tat everythings here: Glasses, comics, even the twenty bucks in the glove box. / Jennie: Only thing they took was the D.P. painting.... / Jennie: And I think I'm kinda flattered by that.
 
Is this what they mean by [[Jen and Will at the impound, teeth showing (and not in a smile)]] / <> / [[Teeth showing, clenched]] / <> / [[Teeth are...
Devil's Panties - Thursday, June 2, 2005 Jennie: So the car repairs cost more than the car is worth and I gotta get the title reissued... / Jennie: The plumber charged me $100 not to fix the sink and the tow company fucked up my credit info. / Man: Hi there, how are you doing?? / Jennie: CENSORED see below* / [[*Something to do with the Universe,...
Devil's Panties - Friday, June 3, 2005 Will: I got Chinese food and some drain gel for the sink. / Will: Here's the key to my old car and there's a new "Venture Brothers" episode tonight. / [[They start to eat and watch TV]] / [[Jennie lays her head on Will's shoulder]]
Devil's Panties - Saturday, June 4, 2005 [[What never to say in the bedroom]] / Voice: Um.. WHAT'S THIS?
actual art [[actual art.]]
 
These ARE my winter clothes [[The Pirate meets Jen in baggage claim. The sign "Flight 246 Atlanta GA" reinforces the fact that Jen is from Georgia.]] / <> / <> / [[Outside, Jennie screams and covers her bare legs]] / <http://www.devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050606.html
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 7, 2005 [[Motor City Con 2005]] / Jennie: Oh GOD, comic convention! AAAH! / Voice: Doors will open in 5 minutes. / Jennie: NO! I'm not ready yet! / Nigel: Haven't you been doing cons for, like, a YEAR now? / Jennie: EEK / Jennie: And I still have NO idea what I'm doing! / Voice: Open the flood gates.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, June 8, 2005 [[Motor city con 2005. A world of my own crossover]] / Anna: Finally! Motot City Con!! / Arienna: Must find Jennie. / Arienna and Anna: JENNIE JENNIE JENNIE JENNIE JENNIE JENNIE JENNIE / Jennie: Something TINGLY this way comes.
We're REALLY Big fans! [[Jennie sketches at her convention booth]] / <> / <> / [[Jen reacts to the shout]] / <> / [[Two well endowed women walk up to the table.]] / <> / [[Jennie (looking at the...
Devil's Panties - Friday, June 10, 2005 [[Motor city con 2005]] / Jennie: Hey, can you guys watch my booth? I gotta pee. / Arienna: Sure. / Jennie: Thanks. / Arienna: GHASP! / Anna: YOU LIE! / Arienna: You're not short! / Jennie: Uh oh.
 
Devil's Panties - Saturday, June 11, 2005 [[Famous Last Words]] / [[A pig-tailed woman lurched over a guy]] / Woman: Hold still...
Artwork [[Actual art]]
Devil's Panties - Monday, June 13, 2005 Jennie: Oh no! It's BEGUN! / Arienna: What? WHAT?! / Jennie: Well the farther North you go there's more gravity so the women are shorter with bigger boobs... / Jennie: The farther South they get taller and narrower. / Jennie: I've been in the South too long! / Arienna and Anna: NO! / [[Jennie footnote:...
Devil's Panties - Tuesday, June 14, 2005 [[Motor city con 2005: A World of My Own crossover]] / Arienna and Anna: Ooh! Hey YOU! Come here! / Anna: You gotta read this! / Arienna: You'll LOVE it. / Arienna and Anna: Giggle! Squeal! / Jennie: Jackpot.
Devil's Panties - Wednesday, June 15, 2005 [[Motor city con 2005: A World of my Own crossover]] / Jennie: NIGEL! NIGEL! / Nigel: WHAT?! WHAT?! / Jennie: I've got MINIONS! / Nigel: Well done! / Jennie: NO TOUCH! They're MINE! / Jennie: MWA HA HA. / Nigel: Eek?
 

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