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| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5245&name=killroyandtina | Three... two... one... Go. / Guy: Hey! / Guy 2: Freeze! / BLAM / Nng! / SLICE!! / Auugh! / KRAK! / Nggn! / BLAM BLAM / ? / [Furies] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5246&name=killroyandtina | Alexis: Mrrrrrrr.... / Gil: Oh my God! No! No! I'm not ready! / Gil: Please! I'll do whatever you want! I can get you anything on the face of the earth! Just go! / Meg: Gil Bates, you sold your soul in exchange for 20 years of unlimited riches and power. Is this correct? Just say yes or no.... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5247&name=killroyandtina | MEANWHILE... / Bird 1: More humans! / Bird 2: Up ahead! / K: Hmm. I believe the opposing team is attempting to ambush us as we ready ourselves. Have all "modifications" been tested? / Dave: I think so, but I'm still not sure that tweaking my chair will help. I am "challenged," after all, and you can't... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina | Shawn: I don't understand how this works. / B: Killroy already told you, Shawn. Press the red knuckle and voila--paintball ballet. / S: No. I mean, I know how to use it. It just makes no sense. This machine shouldn't work under the laws of physics. / B: Killroy's eyes shouldn't be glowing, either.... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina | Guy: Bye, dude. / Thoom! / Dave: Shields. / SPLORT / Guy: The hell? / Guy2: That guy's freakin' flying! This is too weird. I'm outie, man. / Bundy: Word. / Dave: Aren't you going to leave, too? Um... Ooo-kay... / Well, bye, dude. / [wheelchair paintball] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina | Dude: *huff huff* I think we'll be clear up ahead. / Kid 3: I choose you, Pikachu! *toss* / KRAKOOM! / Kid 3: Balls power! / MEANWHILE... / Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! / Dave: Uh, Shawn? I think you got him. / Shawn: Jeez, man! What happened to you?! / Dave: Went for a spin.... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5251&name=killroyandtina | Tina: Thanks for coming out with me today, Penny. I really want to take advantage of this time without Killroy. / Penny: Is that the guy living at your place? Brandon told me about him. / P: How is my cousin, anyway? / T: You know Brandon. Same as he ever was. / T: He's actually helping me today... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina | K: Child. Do not prod the captives with that stick. / Guy: Gonna stab you in the throat, little punk. / K: Use the taser, as I instructed. / Shawn: Hey, Killroy? / Shawn: Looks like we're about done here. I'm gonna go home, alright? / K: Fine. / Dave: Wait a minute. There's still one more. What... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5253&name=killroyandtina | B: Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby! You gonna die! |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5254&name=killroyandtina | B: Well, I was finally able to make Gaylord live up to his name. Just you, me, and a couple of guys. Just men--heroes, really. Getting together, to get the job done. / Kid 3: Mom's here! Bye, guys! / K: Good-bye, Samantha. / B: Well, she's the last one. Who knew she was a chick? / K: I did.... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5255&name=killroyandtina | Killroy in... A Stare to Remember! / K: Samantha! Is something amiss? / Samantha: Sob! Those big dumb bullies said I couldn't play football with them. And then they mashed dirt in my hair. / K: How unfortunate for you. Perhaps these Finster's Natural Pop-Up Tarts will help! / K: They are packed... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina | Chapter 5 Learning to Fly / [Killroy jumping shark] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5257&name=killroyandtina | B: You're walking to school? Crap! What did I do now? / T: Nothing, hon. Just wanted to enjoy this beautiful morning. / B: Oh, okay. Meet you at school. And remember, tonight's our "Reba" night! / T: Gotcha! / T: Eleanor Rigby died in the something and something, and something her name... / Seven... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5258&name=killroyandtina | Gaylord: Hey, Matthews! Nice granny bra! / Teacher: I'm sorry that you lost your backpack, Tina, but that's no excuse. If you can't come to class with a text, don't bother coming in from now on, understand? / Girl 1: Check it out! Someone thinks she's Jem. / Girl 2: God! Where did she get those... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5259&name=killroyandtina | T: Dammit! When will this fucking rainstorm end? My day hasn't been this shitty since Mom and Dad divorced. / T: I hope my backpack's in this shithole alley! It's been a few weeks, but if I don't find it, I'm out eighty bucks for a goddamn science book! / Thug 1: Don't. Fucking. Move. Or, I swear... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina | Thug 1: Back off, bitch! / BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! / Holy-- Krrk! Gyah! / Tina: I said... Get away from her! / Girl: Thank God. If you hadn't shown up, I don't kn-- / *wugh* KRAK! / T: Oh. Wait. Oh crap. |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5261&name=killroyandtina | Tina: A pulse. Good. / T: This is a pretty dangerous alley, when you think about it. They should block it off or build a McDonald's, or something. / T: If I can just prop her up a bit... Classy. / T: Good enough. Now that hte heavy raining has stopped, someone should see her pretty easily. / T:... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5262&name=killroyandtina | The distance between earth and basically anything else, is space. / This is why it is called "space," rather than "Steve" or "Victor." / Or, God forbid, "Finnegan." / To most scientists, an errant meteor is earth's only real otherworldly threat. / But that's wrong. / Stupid wrong. / Ariek: Status... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina | B: Hey hon. Killroy's in the kitchen making popcorn or som-- god, you look like shit! Have a bad day? / T: Horrible. The worse. I just wanna curl up in a ball and die. / B: You're in luck. The healing balm that is TV's Friends is about to start. I think this is the episode where Chandler says... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5275&name=killroyandtina | K: So your day was trying, Tina...? / T: You're the last person I want to talk to now. So just shut the hell up. / K: Or should I say... DEMON-GIRL? / T: You saw that, huh? *sigh* God. One of those guys may never walk again. / K: It is difficult to manage such power, is it not? Eventually you... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina | Tina: Wrath or Shade, or wahtever the hell your name is! Get up here! NOW! / W: I'm Wraith. Also, isn't it a bit cold now to be out in pajamas? / T: Shut up. I need answers. / W: Certainly. / T: Why am I bonded to Killroy? What do I do to stop it? / W: Oh, wait. That sort of question. I'm... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina | B: So are you really gonna have Killroy train you, Yoda-style? / T: I said I was thinkin gabout it. Nothing's certain. I still trust the guy as far as I can throw him. I just don't want to hurt anyone again. Ever. / B: Still worried about all that "Demon-Girl" crap? / T: Kinda sorta. / B: This is... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5278&name=killroyandtina | MEANWHILE... / ...should've gone as Demon-Girl for Halloween... / ...anyone really seen her? / ...newslady called her a hero... / ...probably a publicity stunt... / ...al Qaeda experiment... / ...late night talk show... / ...has four arms... / Everyone has forearms, chode. / MEANWHILE... / K: You misunderstand.... |