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| graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=killroyandtina&view=current | It is about time you arrived, Mogul! / WHAT. / Do you not understand? The incident with the FAQ? Your imprisonment and subsequent release? Our reunion? All has gone according to plan, Mogul! / Yes? / You throw Mogul and blast in face. I am Mogul. / You certainly are! / I KNOW. / Your points, both... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5090&name=killroyandtina | It begins / Killroy: Gentlemen! / K: The rigid, longstanding defiance by the People's Republic of Viagarus VII has worn far too thin! They leave us with one option: CONQUEST! / K: Who among you is at my side? / dudes: We are at your side to our deaths, SIR! / K: Splendid. / Wraith: I would not count... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=killroyandtina&view=archive&chapter=5102 | Prologue: Building a Mystery |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5107&name=killroyandtina | K: You cannot stop me, Wraith... / K: No one can! / W: I am the Void, Killroy. No amount of power can harm me. / W: Not even your own. / F: Get up, Killroy. / F: Countless innocents have died in your wake. Your judgment is at hand. / [Wraith, Killroy, Fulcrum] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5174&name=killroyandtina | K: Fulcrum, what is the meaning of this?! / F: You have been warned of the cosmic imbalances you have created. The Fulcrum now intervenes. You are hereby sentenced to bionetic bonding. / K: Ah! And who is the fool to be conjoined with the great despot Killroy? / F: A 17-year-old Earth girl. / K: Clearly,... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5175&name=killroyandtina | Teacher: Ms. Matthews? Tina? / Tina: Oh! Hey! Um... Present! / Teacher: Tina, attendance was 20 minutes ago. Now please open your text, and at least pretend you're in a classroom with the rest of us? / T: Right! Sorry! What was the question aga-- / Teacher: Sigh. Sometimes it's like that girl's on... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5179&name=killroyandtina | T: Aaiieee!!!! / K: Sigh. / T: Omigod omigod omigod... / F: Do not worry, Tina. Please remain calm. You are in no danger. I will explain everything to you. / K: Ha! She does not even know yet? Have you left your senses, Fulcrum? / T: What's going on? What are you guys, some freaked out cult?! / K: Yes.... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5188&name=killroyandtina | In the moment it takes for light to reach one eye from another, Tina learned of Killroy, and all his titles. / Killroy the Murderer. / Killroy the Enslaver. / Killroy, the Destroyer of Galaxies. / [Tina, Killroy, Fulcrum] / T: OK, so this Killroy guy was an ass. What's that got to do with me? / F: You... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5190&name=killroyandtina | F: Now you are bonded. / T: uhnn... / T: So, you can just randomly **** with people's bodies? How the hell does that work? What gives you the right? / K: My clothing is ... altered. / F: It is the uniform of a marked one, Killroy. And Tina, please understand. There is no vendetta against you. This is... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5191&name=killroyandtina | K: Fulcrum! Coward! I cannot be dismissed so easily!! Wraith, return me at once! Wraith!! / clerk: Um, just you and me here, man. You trippin' on somethin? / K: Fool! I stand level on my feet. You will tell me where to find the 17-year-old Earthling, Tinamatthews! / clerk: If she's 17, she's probably... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5192&name=killroyandtina | F: Timelord, Spacelord. Our work here is finished. / Timelord: Fulcrum... / Timelord: Did the child recognize you? / F: No. I believe it was too dark for either her or Killroy to make the connection. Besides, I would have remembered something like that. / Timelord: Indeed. I suppose this must have... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5193&name=killroyandtina | teacher: Tina?! / T: Oh! Right! Slope over intercept! / teacher: Yes, but I asked you that 20 minutes ago. Class is over, Tina. / T: Seriously? No way! / T: God, how long was I asleep? / Brandon: Hey, babe. You nod off in class again? / T: Brandon! / T: Brandon, I just had the weirdest dream! / B: Is... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5194&name=killroyandtina | T: Who are you?! / W: I am Wraith. I am the void. / W: I come to advise. Do not dismiss the events today as dreamscape. They are as real as our conversation here and now. / W: The despot Killroy was bonded with you, his lifeforce and abilities conjoined with your own. He returned with you. He roams... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5197&name=killroyandtina | W: Why are we on your roof? / T: I come up here sometimes to think. Tell me some more about this "5 Kilometer power" stuff, Wraith. / W: Very well. When you and Killroy are within five kilometers of each other, you both gain Killroy's former strength, laser vision, et cetera. However greater distances... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5199&name=killroyandtina | K: Ow! Pain. Odd... / Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Bruce. / K: Leave. Now. Or be eviscerated. / Bruce: Rough Day? / Logan: Hey! Banner! Who's your girlfriend? / Bruce: Shut up, Logan! / K: Indeed. I had... difficulties finding someone in a "high school." / Bruce: Don't worry. There's always tomorrow. / K:... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5200&name=killroyandtina | Matilda: ... No, don't do anything. I'll be there as soon as I can. / Matilda: It's another late one tonight, Tina. Looks like you'll need to fix din-- My god, honey. You look like hell. / T: I had... trouble getting to sleep last night. ... Hey mom? / Matilda: Hey yeah? / T: What would you say if I... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5201&name=killroyandtina | T: Brandon, I've been seeing strange stuff lately. Weird visions and things. I don't know what to do. / B: You see dead people? / T: No. / B: You see ghosts? / T: They're the same! / B: So what are you gonna do? / T: I just said. I - don't - know. / B: Sounds like you need a little bit of vitamin B. ...... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5202&name=killroyandtina | [Killroy, Tina, Brandon, Jump Jump Revolution] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5203&name=killroyandtina | T: Crap. I shouldn't have stayed at the library so late. Maybe if the buses are still running, I can get home before Mom calls the F.B.I. or something. / T: Brandon's probably still worki-- / Meow! / T: Huh? / T: Aww! God, how can people do this? Like the animals have a choice! / Mew! / T: Hey, wait a... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5204&name=killroyandtina | Guy: Shut up, we're going for a ride. / T: Erk! / T: Get off me!! / T: Holy cow... / Guy: Bad move, girlie. That was a lucky punch... but your luck's just run out... / [Tina, Killroy] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5205&name=killroyandtina | Crush!! / Smash! Slam! Crash! / Crunch!! Tear! Snap! / Mash!! Twist! French Braid!! / Cram! Splort! Splat! Squish! / Squish squish squish squish / T: A-hem. / Squish squish squish!! / T: That's enough! / K: You are now safe, Tinamatthews. / T: Really? From that puddle? Yeah, thanks for... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5206&name=killroyandtina | K: Where do you think you are going? / T: Home. Bye. / K: You will do no such thing. You are to stay with me. / T: You don't get it, do you? You can't just strongarm anyone into submission. Not here. / K: How dare you presume to tell me what I can and cannot do!? I am the great despot Killroy! I have... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5207&name=killroyandtina | K: Tinamatthews, hold your position. / T: Back the f*ck-- / T: Off? omigodomigod omigodomigod. Um, are you dead? / K: No, I am not. You will be, however... As soon as I stand up. / [Killroy, Tina] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5208&name=killroyandtina | Matilda: Hey Brandon, is Tina over here? I tried calling but the line was busy. / B: Nope, ahven't seen her since after school. Hey, did you know it's like two a.m.? / M: I had to work late and haven't seen her since I got home. Think you could help me find her? / B: She's always on the roof. Did you... |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5209&name=killroyandtina | Chapter 2 Star Man |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5210&name=killroyandtina | Little Town... It's a quiet village... / Every day... like the one before... / Little town... full of little people... / waking up... to... say... / K: SUBMIT!! Or I will crush you like a dog! / T: What kind of metaphor is that?! Who crushes a dog?! / [Killroy, Tina, Welcome to Wakefield pop. 125,000] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5211&name=killroyandtina | [Killroy, Tina] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5212&name=killroyandtina | T: Wait a minute. Something's wrong. / T: Something's wrong with my contacts! / T: I think they melted to my eyes. I can't see! / K: Such a large pity, for such a small girl. / [Killroy, Tina] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5213&name=killroyandtina | K: A pity indeed. She had the heart of a warrior. / K: But the flaws of a human. / K: And her humanity... ... proved her downfall. / K: *cough* --ERK!! / FWUMP / [Tina, Killroy] |
| graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5214&name=killroyandtina | Gaylord: ...so then she jumps like 50 feet up, and the vampire lookin' guy beats her ass anyway, and they both pass out. Glad that ain't my car. / Bundy: Dude. Whusup withat? / Gaylord: Craziest thing I ever seen in my life, Bundy my man. / B: So you gonna call the cops or somethin'? / G: Nah, man.... |