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Fish Kebabs (BYOELOI) Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / [[Rabid is spear fishing in a river.]] / Rabid: Next time I am keeping my big mouth shut. / Dr Quickly: It seems my high-concept "BYOELOI" restaurant was an utter failure! Instead of "Bring Your Own Entire List Of Ingredients" it should stand for "Barrel Yields...
Fish Kebabs (Lifestyles) Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / Rabid: Where's the damn bus!? / Rabid: COME ON YOU DOWNLOADING BASTARDS!! / <> / [[Rabid waits for an elevator.]] / Rabid: ffffFFFFF / Dr Quickly: "Generalized impatience disorder" / Rabid: CAN I GO YET!? / Dr Quickly: Fortunately there...
Fish Kebabs (Butt) Rabid: Why are my fish kebabs so late? / [[A noxious gas floats off the kebab, a poison jug of "NOT MARINADE" in the foreground...]] / Noel: Heh heh heh / <> / [[An ambulance takes Rabid away.]] / Noel: HA HA HA / Dr Quickly: Poisoned fish kebabs, poisoned meat loaf, poisoned pesto, poisoned...
Failure Week Part One {{title text: Originally drawn 31 Toboctor 2007 as part of "CHOICE" series}} / Rabid: Well? Which one do you CHOOSE!! / Rabish: HOW can I POSSIBLY DECIDE?! / Rabish: I mean, you're not seriously going to kill that wiggly little toy dog animal if I choose the book, right? And how is it even possible...
Failure Week Part Two {{title text: Originall drawn 31 January 2007 as part of "MILK" series}} / A Voice: HEY! / A Voice: HEY WAKE UP!! / A Man: I... I was having that dream again... / A Lady: The milk? / [[The lady vomits huge amounts of milk.]] / A Lady: THE MILK!? / [[Rabid is drowning in milk.]] / Rabid: AHHH NO / [[At...
 
Failure Week Part Three {{title text: Originally drawn 22 March 2007 for "PET STORE" series}} / Rabid: I'll take two, please! / Rabid: No! Bad! You're supposed to hold the drawing on the fridge! / Rabid: I'm starting to think neither of you knows which way North is! / Rabid: Come on! Erase the hard drive! The cops're knockin'...
Science Failed (Water) Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / Dr Quickly: Science DIDN'T fail me! When my impact vapourized me -- I SURVIVED! / Rabish: RABID! The mysterious talking gas is back! / [[A big bottle of water labelled: "SOURCE QUICKLY SPRINGS naturellement gazeifiee par phantomes"]] / Space Frog: THE WATER...
Science Failed (Fountain) Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / Ranger-Archaelogist: An impact crater that size means the object must have been about the size of a doctor... The cure lies in there, boys! / Rabish: Travelling in these space bubbles is enormously tedious! / Rabid: Beats walking! / [[In a holy shrine,...
Science Failed (Clown Hell) Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!? / [[A smoking cannon is labelled EXHIBIT "A"]] / Space Frog: CIRCUS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY OF LAUNCHING HIM INTO SPACE TO FALL FOREVER / Rabid: But it was supposed to be hilarious! / [[A sign in the background reads "VISITOR ROOM / NO PLOTTING"]] / Rabid:...
Hide-a-bed (House) [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / Noel: This chemical emotionectomy will keep me from this... NEED to infiltrate and ruin relationships? / Space Frog: SURE / Noel: What an unexpected and terrible side effect! / Noel's Other Head: You're one to talk! / Space Frog: WELL I MAYBE I MIXED UP...
 
Science Failed (Reader Submission) Dr Quickly: Science, why have you failed me?! / Dr Quickly: My new printing press would have revolutionized the world! / Dr Quickly: ... to think I'll never play Myst again...
Hide-a-bed (Gender politics) [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / Rabish: In my confusion and despair I must have left the Jameson contract at home... / Speakerphone: Look, we don't want your EXCUSES -- we want RESULTS! YOU'RE FIRED!! / Speakerphone: Pff! Women in the workplace! So emotionally unstable and thus necessarily...
Lady of the Evening (Tracking) [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[Now she is sedated in the back of LAB VAN 3000.]] / Rabid: I think the tranquilizer dart is wearing off... / Dr Quickly: Then hurry up and tag her! / Dr Quickly: So the migratory patterns of prostitutes can be shewn to... / Rabish: I DIDN'T CONSENT...
Lady of the Evening (Costume) [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[At a HALLO'EEN PARTY]] / Rabish: You would not BELIEVE the hasslin' time I endured waiting for the bus to get me! / Rabid: Well, your costume is of a prostitute-tramp, so what do you expect? / [[At a fresh grave marked "RABID IS NOT DEAD"]] / Rabish:...
Lady of the Evening (Pickle) [[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]] / [[Daytime Talkshow, an interview with Rabish, Authoress of "Hooker's Life"]] / Rabish: My memoirs have sold so well that people want to pay me to TALK to them! which is actually quite boring... / Host: Hey! If you don't want your appearance fee... / Dr...
 
Non-Starter Starter Panels {{title text: SKELETOH! suggests: HEBILEJEBILEJAM!!!!!!!}} / Rabid: HEBILEJEBILEJAM!!!!!!! / Commentary: I really don't understand this one, but I think I'd like to understand. I want to give it a chance. / {{title text: Zebrahead suggests: Dr Quickly cries and wears a pink bow. Rabish comes into the...
Hide-a-bed (Switch) [[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]] / [[Now Rabish is covered in blood.]] / Rabish: Doc you gota help me I blacked out but the alarms are murderinging but I don't remember but it's bad it's bad... so bad... / [[Rabid has Noel's body.]] / Rabid: Wh-what happened? I don't remember... / Dr Quickly:...
The Origin of Free Comic Book Day Rabid: I'm so bored with radio, network and cable television, newspapers, magazines, short stories, novels, websites, film, video, recorded and live music, painting, sculpture, poetry, theatre, photography, and dance! / Rabish: How we lust for novelty! / Dr Quickly: I have invented a new art form that...
Free Comic Cards Part One Rabid: I cannot think straight without a proper breakfast... / Rabish: I will cook some eggs! / Rabid: Rice? I thought you were making eggs... / Rabish: These were the only eggs I could find. / Rabid: I think some of the ant eggs you fed me were radioactive or something? Because I have superpowers now. / Rabid:...
Free Comic Cards Part Two Noel: That accursed strong man ANTLAS is wreaking havoc with my crime syndicate. I must do away with him! BUT HOW?! / [[A sign by the very high cliff reads: "DANGER VERY HIGH CLIFF". Noel pushes Rabid off of it.]] / <> / Rabid: Hey doc -- quick question: How can my super-strength save me from...
 
Free Comic Cards Part Three Rabid: Why am I under arrest? SHE'S the evil-doer! / Noel: It hurrrts. / Cop: Punching in the face is very rude. / Rabot: Robots aren't allowed to punch people! This is a bad idea! / Rabish: SOMEONE needs to fight crime while ANTLAS is in jail! / Rabot: HALT EVILDOERS else my threat of violence will be...
Over (MLM) [[Rabid looks over a cliff-side.]] / Rabid: Finally, it's over. / Rabish: He started acting like this when he got back from his camping trip... / Rabid: It doesn't understand why they are so concerned. / [[Dr Quickly observes Rabid who is in an isolation tank.]] / Rabid: It refuses to believe an alien...
Over (compression) [[Rabid looks over a cliff-side.]] / Rabid: Finally, it's over. / Dr Quickly: BUT WITH BESTIAL SWIFTNESS, THE MAD DOCTOR FIRES A GRAPPLING HOOK / Dr Quickly: I MUST DO THIS -- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! / <> / Dr Quickly: ...BUT WILL I BE TOO LATE?! / Rabid: Aw, man. / <> / Dr Quickly: MY GRIP...
Breaking the Fourth Panel: Shogun Hero Space Frog: Shogun Hero! I will give you this item if you stop the children vandalizing my store / Rabid: Hey hey! My gang owns this town! No Shogun will stop us! / Noel: Who will stand up to Rabid's gang!? / Dr Quickly: Pinky McCloud / Noel: Pbbt. / Rabid: $$$$$$$$ / Space Frog: Ok, I will put Pink...
When Worlds Collide Rabid: Strange to think of no more lions! / Dr Quickly: Why will there be no more lions? / Rabish: Why not tell him? / Rabid: Ok. / Rabid: A very strange discovery has been made -- a discovery which, if confirmed in all details, is of incomparable consequence. Nothing conceivable can be of greater...
 
Gardening [[Space frog is all busting out of the flower bed causing shock and surprise.]]
Failure to Update Dr Quickly: FAILURE! / Dr Quickly: The EPISODIC nature of life around here usually NEGATES all mistakes I (or anyone else) MAKE! / Dr Quickly: But what about THIS time? What if this were the beginning of a multi-part arc hinging on MY FAILURE?! / Dr Quickly: I'D BEST GET TO WORK! / [[In Dr Quickly's...
Revocation (sea) Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have something awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / Dr Quickly: As if having to find employment in the aftermath of my revocation and thus becoming a "barista" were not sufficiently demeaning, now they...
Revocation (chronowurst) Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have anything awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / [[At the HIGH COUNCIL of MAD SCIENTISTS]] / Dr Quickly: My revolutionary TIME SAUSAGE!! / First Councilor: Awesome! / Second Councilor: Radical! / Third...
Revocation (smash) Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have anything awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! / Rabid: Mornin', Doc! What's that neat thing you're wearing? / Dr Quickly: An INSPIRATION AMPLIFIER! It accelerates my lungs and brain to speed uptake...
 

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