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| Conversation (meteor) | Rabid: Ha ha you would NOT believe this CRAZY conversation I am overhearing RIGHT NOW!! / Rabid: This couple is, like, having this passionate self-congratulatory time declaiming the public-interface aspect of cell-phone usage as ANTISOCIAL! Yeah, exactly! Like they just thought of it!!
/ Rabid: Totally... http://nameremoved.com/comics/211/ |
| Conversation (parachute) | Rabid: Ha ha you would NOT believe this CRAZY conversation I am overhearing RIGHT NOW!! / Round-headed monster: So you know that coffee place on the corner near me that just opened, S--?
/ Square-headed monster: Yeah, I remember it.
/ Round-headed monster: They're making good money -- every time I walk... http://nameremoved.com/comics/212/ |
| Conversation (disappearing) | Rabid: Ha ha you would NOT believe this CRAZY conversation I am overhearing RIGHT NOW! / Federal Agent One: We've got a lock... tracing... LOCATION CONFIRMED!!
/ Federal Agent Two: LET'S MOVE OUT! / Rabid: Yeah they were saying CRAZY stupid stuff!! / [[Rabid is pulled into a van.]]
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/213/ |
| Lingam (Room service) | Rabid: You mean the figurine is a FAKE!?
/ Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!! / Noel Mauvais: Damn! So much for THAT evil scheme -- and I can't afford the hotel room now, either... Might as well go nuts with ordering room service. / Noel Mauvais: GASP! THE AUTHENTIC FIGURINE!!
/ Bellboy: et voila! / Noel Mauvais:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/214/ |
| Lingam (changes) | Rabid: You mean the figurine is a fake!?
/ Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!! / Rabid: But then won't the replicas be likely to exhibit the same STRANGE POWERS!?
/ Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!! / Rabish: MY YOGA -- I CAN NO LONGER CONTROL IT!! / Space Frog: OH NO MY NEW PRODUCT IS SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES BUT I NEEDED... http://nameremoved.com/comics/215/ |
| Lingam (argument) | Rabid: You mean the figurine is a fake!?
/ Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!! / Rabid: ... "Assuredly so"!? That's all you've said for, like, a week!! Are you even CAPABLE of saying something else?
/ Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!!
/ Rabid: Can you DEMONSTRATE this ability!? / Dr Quickly: Assuredly so!!
/ Rabid: Well... http://nameremoved.com/comics/216/ |
| Milk (poisonous) | Dr Quickly: HEY! / Dr Quickly: Stop drinking that, YOU FOOL!! Your life is in PERIL!!
/ Dr Quickly: What the... but HOW can this BE!?
/ Dr Quickly: I'm from THE FUTURE!! / Dr Quickly: No, wait... I remember this. I can't believe I thought it would be funny to pull a prank on my FUTURE self.
/ Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/217/ |
| Milk (lucky) | Rabish: HEY!! / Rabish: You son of a bitch bastard that's my LUCKY MILK!!
/ Dr Quickly: I can get you more!!
/ Rabish: YOU CAN'T AND YOU KNOW IT!! / Rabish: I FAILED ALL MY CLASSES!? / Rabish: MY INSURANCE POLICY IS VOID!? / Rabish: I'M BEING HIT BY A TRUCK!? / Vulture: YOU SON A BITCH BASTARD THAT'S... http://nameremoved.com/comics/218/ |
| Milk (Sonny Bono) | Mickey: HEY!! / Mickey: Uhhh HEY! HEY!! / Mickey: AHHH HEY / Mickey: ... hey... / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/219/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel | [[This is a selection of fourth panels from previous comics, with the dialogue removed.]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/220/ |
| Classic Transmitter: Lisa's Story | The Devil makes himself a bath. http://nameremoved.com/comics/221/ |
| Classic Transmitter: Lisa's Other Story | The Boy hides from The Devil. http://nameremoved.com/comics/222/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Telekinesis | Space Frog: BUYING THIS TELEKINESIS DEVICE IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE / Rabid: THE PHONE IS ANIMATED BY AN UNSEEN FORCE!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/223/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Linden Trees | [[Space Frog sings O-Zone's "Dragostea din tei"]] / Rabid: If that's Buck complaining about Space Frog's operatic rugose cone again, I'm going to hang up on him. / Noel: Engarde, touche!
/ Dr Quickly: Oh that is so cliche!
/ Noel: Poop. / Rabid: Go on...
/ Newton Frog: So the cones erred, and I fear... http://nameremoved.com/comics/224/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Ring Ring | Space Frog: HA HA HE CAN'T RESIST MY DIABOLICAL TELEPHONE RAYS OF BURNING HUNGER / Rabid: ARR UM NUM NUM / Noel: In the future, Rabid has eaten all the phones!
/ Dr Quickly: That can't be!
/ Noel: It must be! / Rabid: Delicious?
/ Space Frog: UNACCEPTABLE! / Rabish: His crime? His punishment?
/ Rabot:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/225/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Dialectic | Space Frog: AH COMMERCE, TRUELY THE CORNERSTONE OF OUR GREAT SOCIETY. WHAT OTHER SYSTEM COULD PROVIDE US WITH SUCH WONDEROUS WEALTH AND PRIVILAGE [sic] OVER THE LESSER NATIONS OF THE WORLD. / Rabid: I BELIEVE THIS INANIMATE OBJEST [sic] IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME. ALAS I CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT'S... http://nameremoved.com/comics/226/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: The Mule | Space Frog: TOUCHING EVERYTHING I SELL IS MY PREROGATIVE / Rabid: PSYCHOMETRY IS A BURDEN!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/227/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: Blood Money | Space Frog: ACCORDING TO THE CALCULATIONS OF BOTH MY PRINTING CALCULATOR AND MY PSYCHIC PHALLUS YOU MUST PAY ME NOT IN MONEY BUT IN BLOOD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA / Rabid: SINCE SPACE FROG BEGAN REQUIRING MURDER TO SHOP AT HIS POPULAR STORE THE PHONE HAS BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK WITH REPORTERS TRYING TO... http://nameremoved.com/comics/228/ |
| Bellybutton (flavours) | Rabish: Can't you just enjoy the beauty of a bellybutton!? / Rabid: Man, that sort of sex act is so... VANILLA. I'm more of a LICORICE kind of guy. / Space Frog: YOU'RE LOOKING FOR STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM OH HO HO YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
/ Dr Quickly: Be discreet! / Space Frog: GET HIM FELLOW VICE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/229/ |
| Filler: Conductors | Dr Quickly: I want leaves of gold! / Rabid: Are you greedy for a valuable element? / Dr Quickly: OF COURSE NOT!! / Dr Quickly: I need 'em for science! / Dr Quickly: Conductors! Sheet conductors! For my sheet music!! / Dr Quickly: It's chock-a-block with conductor-requiringment! / [[A music stand... http://nameremoved.com/comics/230/ |
| Newscasting | Rabid: Those flowers were a romantical gift! Why you eat them!?
/ Rabish: They contain an INEDIBLE BOMB!! / [[Rabish is exploded in an image projected behind Space Frog who is a news announcer.]]
/ Space Frog: WE REGRET TO INFORM OUR VIEWERS THAT CONSUMING INEDIBLE BOMBS DOES NOT DEFUSE THEM SEEING AS... http://nameremoved.com/comics/231/ |
| Breaking the Fourth Panel: +++ATH0 | < http://nameremoved.com/comics/232/ |
| Bellybutton (breasts) | Rabish: Can't you just enjoy the beauty of a bellybutton? / Rabid: No time for that when there're LUSCIOUS BREASTS to ogle!! / Dr Quickly: Uh, yeah, we COULD do that if you WANT
/ Rabish: YES
/ Dr Quickly: It's an expensive surgery...
/ Rabish: I'LL PAY!! / Space Frog: THAT IS THE FIFTH TRAY YOU'VE DEMOLISHED... http://nameremoved.com/comics/233/ |
| Bellybutton (science club) | Rabish: Can't you just enjoy the beauty of a bellybutton? / Dr Quickly: Foolish girl! This is SCIENCE, not some BEAUTY CLUB. Our taxonomic efforts have already revealed some SEVERAL new forms beyond the traditional "innie" and "outie"!! / Dr Quickly: ... The "BENNY": Rather than being tied in a knot,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/234/ |
| Foreigners (bread) | Rabid: May I help you?
/ False Foreigner: Yes hel-lo we have for-eign and re-quire an help to find ho-tel / Rabid: That is an astonishingly artificial bit of linguistic struggle! Underneath your guise of foreignness I unmask you to be DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!!
/ False Foreigner's Friend: Cripes! / False... http://nameremoved.com/comics/235/ |
| Foreigners (GRIND) | Rabid: May I help you?
/ False Foreigner: Yes hel-lo we have for-eign and re-quire an help to find ho-tel. / Rabid, in a foreign language: Have no fear! I recognize your accent and am now speaking flawlessly in your native tongue!!>>
/ False Foreigner's Friend: Uhh... dude, what?
/ False Foreigner: Come... http://nameremoved.com/comics/236/ |
| Foreigners (gobble) | Rabid: May I help you?
/ False Foreigner: Yes hel-lo we have for-eign and re-quire an help to find ho-tel. / Rabid: Certainly! And at an excellent rate only granted to the AUTHENTIC of foreigners!!
/ False Foreigner's Friend: heh heh
/ False Foreigner: Shh! heh / False Foreigner's Friend: But-- how did... http://nameremoved.com/comics/237/ |
| Pet Store (Teeth) | Rabid: I'll take two! / Rabid: HEY 'ABITH OO OO IKE IE OO EEF?
/ Rabish: Mouse teeth don't mean you can eat my cheese. / Rabid: ... OW A'OUT 'OW?
/ Rabish: Well, uh, I don't think snakes EAT cheese! / Rabid: Don't you have ANYTHING that would help?
/ Dr Quickly: You know, I just MIGHT!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/238/ |
| Pet Store (Breeding) | Rabid: I'll take two! / Rabid: Come on you little bastards! BREED!!
/ Animal: whimper
/ Other Animal: whine
/ The Author: Notice: Rabid brandishes a salami of reward, not a bludgeon of punishment. Rest easy, dear reader! / Noel: I'm sorry, but "they won't 'do it' with each other" is not covered by the... http://nameremoved.com/comics/239/ |
| Pet Store (The Kittens Hatmaker) | Rabid: I'll take two, please! / Rabid: Argh! All you ever do is sit around and eat my food! Get a job or get OUT!!
/ Orange Kitten: Mew?
/ Purple Kitten: Prum? / [[Dr Quickly is wearing a fancy straw boater.]]
/ Dr Quickly: And you say it was made by your kittens!? I'll buy it at any price for it is a... http://nameremoved.com/comics/240/ |
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