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| Choice (Process) | Rabid: Well? Which do you CHOOSE?
/ Rabish: HOW can I POSSIBLY DECIDE?! / Rabid: Hold a raffle! And whoever wins gets to pick for you.
/ Rabish: And who gets raffle tickets? / Rabid: Throw darts at a list of names!
/ Rabish: Who goes on the list? / Rabid: Flip a coin!
/ Rabish: Heads or tails wins? / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/180/ |
| Cuddles (Dogs) | Rabid: CUDDLES?! / Rabish: No! That's a TERRIBLE and INSIPID NAME!
/ Rabish: His name will be... FOOFY!! / Professor Bug Wiggles: Actually, my dear, I already HAVE a name -- not to disparage your, er, inspired choice. I am none other than... Professor Bug Wiggles.
/ Rabid: A talking dog! We'll be rich! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/181/ |
| Cuddles (Carnival) | Rabid: CUDDLES?! / Rabish: I would be more inclined to act physically affectionate if you weren't so CREEPY about it. / Rabid: HOLD HANDS?! / Rabish: Asking for a less intimate form of contact with the same obscene intensity is actually even WORSE. / [[They leave the TUNNEL OF UNPLEASANTNESS.]]
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/182/ |
| Cuddles (Babies) | Rabid: CUDDLES?! / Rabish: You're getting there but it's still not immature enough. Maybe try a cutesy mispronunciation?
/ Rabid: WAN HUG-GLOOOS!! / Rabish: ... what?
/ Rabid: "Want huggles"... I don't know, it SOUNDED right.
/ Rabish: Try again. / Rabid: RARR BABY WANTS WUV!!
/ Rabish: Yikes! THAT'S... http://nameremoved.com/comics/183/ |
| Hot In Here (Flare) | Rabid: HOW is it so HOT in here?!
/ Rabish: Bleargh!! / Rabid: The sweat has slicked down my furs.
/ Rabish: You look so sinuous!! / Rabid: Now the sweat evaporated and the salty residue has HARDENED. / Rabish: Oh no! The internal juices have vapourized in the heat, propelling his head like a rocket... http://nameremoved.com/comics/184/ |
| Hot In Here (Wool) | Rabid: HOW is it so HOT in here?!
/ Rabish: Bleargh!! / Rabish: I'm having trouble breathing...
/ Rabid: What IS this place? My hands feel... puffy? / Dr Quickly: I wonder how my experiment about INVISIBLE YARN is doing! / Dr Quickly: Hey, kids!
/ Rabid: DOCTOR!!
/ Rabish: WHAT'S GOING ON?! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/185/ |
| Hot In Here (Bluth, 1997) | Rabid: HOW is it so HOT in here?!
/ Rabish: Bleargh! / Rabish: Oh no! The palace is on fire!!
/ Rabid: The ANTI-SOCIALISTS did it, just to be jerks! We must FLEE!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/186/ |
| Tablespoon (Pie) | Rabid: So what do you call this fabulous new invention?
/ Dr Quickly: A... TABLESPOON!! / Dr Quickly: I use it to ensure I can measure out accurate portions of both wet and dry ingredients.
/ Rabid: Ingredients? For... what?! / Dr Quickly: BAKING A DELICIOUS PIE!! / Dr Quickly: Before we can enjoy the... http://nameremoved.com/comics/187/ |
| Tablespoon (Feds) | Rabid: So what do you call this fabulous new invention?
/ Dr Quickly: A... TABLESPOON!! / Dr Quickly: DELICATELY I lever the layers of figures in my spread shets. Tabular data cupped in its gentle metal bowl! Oh yes! With it, cooking the books is a short order! / Rabid: You talk about your ledgers as... http://nameremoved.com/comics/188/ |
| Tablespoon (Bread) | Rabid: So what do you call this fabulous new invention?
/ Dr Quickly: A... TABLESPOON!! / Dr Quickly: It will help me out at the restaurant -- seating people and serving their food. Oh! It'd be good for baking bread, too! / Rabid: That's... that's a baker's paddle. Or an OAR. You didn't invent the OAR!!
/ Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/189/ |
| Cannot (dogless fur) | Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!! / Dr Quickly: Read it back.
/ Rabot: Ahem! "Dear sirs: I noticed your call for entries in a science contest while perusing the daily news. However, the rigid categories for entrants preclude my own admission as the skills I represent are not so easily... er...... http://nameremoved.com/comics/190/ |
| Cannot (goat cheese) | Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! / Foreman: Alright, boys, these goats won't milk themselves!
/ Workers: Yessir!!
/ Dr Quickly: HOLD, YOU! YOU, THERE!! You, you guys, there... / Foreman: Whoa. What -- who IS that?
/ Worker: That's a hell of a costume.
/ Dr Quickly: YOU LEAVE MY GOATS ALONE THEY'RE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/191/ |
| Cannot (brewing) | Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! / Dr Quickly: I need some way to keep my coffee PIPING HOT while I read this newspaper at a leisurely pace! It is getting COLD and that WILL NOT DO!!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/192/ |
| Explosion (shouting) | Rabid: Oh no! What will I do?! / Rabid: This strangely radioactive stone is all that remains of my obliterated home world.
/ Space Frog: OH YEAH?! / Rabid: WAIT!! It is DRAINING my POWERS!!
/ Space Frog: HA! IT IS INCREASING MINE!! / Rabid: ... You have powers?
/ Space Frog: POWERS OF SHOUTING!! / Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/193/ |
| Explosion (breeding) | Rabid: Oh no! What will I do?! / [[Rabid is reading "The sexual practices of MONSTERS 4th edition revised and expanded".]]
/ Rabid: No, there's no mention of monsters like us...
/ Rabish: But we need to repopulate!!
/ Rabid: For truth! Someone must know how... / Rabid: But all the birds and bees were... http://nameremoved.com/comics/194/ |
| Explosion (smashing) | Rabid: Oh no! What will I do?! / Rabish: Here are the old newspapers you asked for.
/ Rabid: Great! Could you tear them into strips for me?! / Rabid: DONE! Now I just need to paint it and ignite the artificial sun at its core. / Space Frog: SO I COME BACK AFTER A LONG SPACE JOURNEY AND FIND THE PLANET... http://nameremoved.com/comics/195/ |
| Present presenting (shadow) | Rabish: Go on! Do it! Open it!!
/ Rabid: Okay, yes, I am opening it!! / Rabid: How did you get that in such a tiny box? / Rabish: Open it again!
/ Rabid: I guess I have to!! / Rabid: This one's going to take a while...
/ Rabish: Here's an oxygen mask. / Rabid: Oh! This is the book I asked for!!
/ Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/196/ |
| Present presenting (stove) | Rabish: Go on! Do it! Open it!!
/ Rabid: Okay, yes, I am opening it!! / Rabid: But... we've talked about this... I don't... I CAN'T marry you!
/ Rabish: Go soak your head! And then read th'inscription, you goof. / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/197/ |
| Present presenting (noose) | Rabish: Go on! Do it! Open it!!
/ Rabid: Okay, yes, I am opening it!! / Rabid: Uh... it's a... uh... what?
/ Rabish: I'll SHOW you!! / Rabid: Oh by the powers of goodness I am so totally humiliated but the furry tail is so TEMPTATIOUS!!
/ Rabish: Hee hee!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/198/ |
| Here comes adventure! (Magic Missile) | Rabid: Here comes ADVENTURE!! / [[Rabish and Mister Bun are having tea. Rabid looks pleased with himself.]] / [[Rabid looks embarrassed.]] / [[Rabid looks dejected.]] / Rabish: MAGIC MISSILE!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/199/ |
| Here comes adventure! (Session) | Rabid: HERE COMES ADVENTURE!! / Rabid: SLAYING!! / Dr Quickly: HALT EVIL-DO-ER-ER
/ Rabid: SHANT / [[A tombstone reads "RABID LEVEL 1 BARBARIAN"]] / Rabid: OH COME ON!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/200/ |
| Here comes adventure! (Speaking part) | Rabid: HERE COMES ADVENTURE!! / Director: CUT! You do NOT have a SPEAKING role you INTRUSIVE IRRITANT!!
/ Rabid: But -- the ADVENTURE! My blood runs bold with it! / Rabish: I like how they made a computer graphics bird fly in front of your face in your one scene.
/ Rabid: I DO NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/201/ |
| the holidays | MERRY ECKSMAS / Rabid: Come closer to the tree!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/202/ |
| Lying Down (cellphone) | Rabid: I'm so tired... I'll just lie down here for a minute... / Dr Quickly: We believe this device was a magic charm used to scare away evil spirits! / Dr Quickly: The sigils on the inner face are found, in varying order, on many of the totems of this ancient civilization. / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/203/ |
| Lying Down (hammock / dandruff) | {{title text: Lying Down (hammock)}} / Rabid: I'm so tired... I'll just lie down here for a minute... / Rabid: ZZZZZ / Rabid: Oh! A beautiful tropical island paradise! I must be DREAMING! / Rabid: Well, whatever. I think I'll "catch some zees" in my radical hammock. / Rabid: ZZZ -- OH!! This dream... http://nameremoved.com/comics/204/ |
| Perspiration (sandwich) | Dr Quickly: What a disaster! My errant perspiration has infiltrated my invention!! / Dr Quickly: Now all the toast is very soggy and will not hold a static charge! I guess I have to make do and forge ahead regardless... / Noel Mauvais: The "BISTROTHEQUE ELECTRONIQUE" absolutely will not serve such... http://nameremoved.com/comics/205/ |
| Perspiration (timeslip) | Dr Quickly: What a disaster! My errant perspiration has infiltrated my invention!! / Dr Quickly: What a disaster! My errant perspiration has infiltrated my invention!! /
/ Dr Quickly: What a disaster! My errant perspiration has infiltrated my invention!! /
/ Dr Quickly: What a disaster! My errant... http://nameremoved.com/comics/207/ |
| Dance Music (Oom-pah) | Rabish: This dance music is SPECTACULAR!! / Dolphin the Tuba Boy's Tuba: BLRT BLRT FMB / [[Death Itself hands Dolphin the Tuba Boy a glass of water.]] / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/208/ |
| Dance Music (Rice-a-like) | Rabish: This dance music is SPECTACULAR!! / Rabish: People are so exercised by the throbbing beat that they are throwing confetti!!
/ Rabid: Also rice! / Dr Quickly: It's not rice! It's BETTER!! It's "Dr Quickly's HIGH-DEFINITION Artificial Rice-A-Like"! Note the silver sheen of electro-quality PERFECTION... http://nameremoved.com/comics/209/ |
| Dance Music (Cellular) | Rabish: This dance music is SPECTACULAR!! / Dr Quickly's Telephone: ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANSWER YOUR PHONE
/ Rabish: That new "techno" vocal sample track is the wrong tempo. Could our SO awesome DJ be MESSING UP THE DANCE FLOOR?! / < http://nameremoved.com/comics/210/ |
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