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|Escape Phrase 86||Jimothy: RARRRR! / [[The bars fade briefly where Jimothy is concentrating his power.]] / Jimothy: I don't get it. Please, try something. / Tsamantha: Okay. / [[A rainbow bursts out from her face, blurring and eventually passing out on top of the bars.]] / Tsamantha: I think it's working!!|
|Escape Phrase 87||[[A shadowy figure sits at a drafting board. Earlier installments of the comic are pinned on the wall. The previous comic is on the drafting board.]] / Shadowy Figure: These dang kids! What do they think they're doing? I guess I better get "Doctor Quickly" to go talk to them and try to calm them down. / Dr...|
|Escape Phrase 88||Dr Quickly: Hey, kids. / Tsamantha: Wh... what ARE you?! / Dr Quickly: I'm Dr Quickly, of course. / Jimothy: But... you're that weird monster from his comics! From Dr Quickly's class handouts! / Dr Quickly: Yes, well. This is my TRUE FORM. Or, rather, what you know as "Dr Quickly" is merely one aspect...|
|Escape Phrase 89||Dr Quickly: It's like in Cerebus, where he meets the author and all sorts of weirdness that is interesting occurs. / Tsamantha: I never read that. / Jimothy: In what? / Dr Quickly: Yeah... me neither. Nick told me about it. Anyway, that's not the point. This whole story existed to make some strange points...|
|Escape Phrase 90||Tsamantha: So what's going to happen to us? / Dr Quickly: A tragic blaze of glory. / Tsamantha: What? / Dr Quickly: You try to escape. Thing is, like I said, the story is almost over.|
|Escape Phrase 91||Tsamantha: So what are we going to do? / Jimothy: IS there anything? / Jimothy: My powers don't work, yours don't... / Tsamantha: Yeah, but what if we sync them up?! CO-OPERATION! / Jimothy: A blaze of glory? Why not! The deck's stacked against us but we might as well play. / Jimothy: Let's see who's...|
|Escape Phrase 92||[[Rabid is reading Escape Phrase volume 8]]|
|Escape Phrase 93||[[Rabid is reading Escape Phrase volume 8. The blurb on the back reads: "THE END OF THE UNIVERSE... ? THE BEGINNING OF TIME... ? The thrilling conclusion to the award-winning comic saga by renowned inventor Dr German Quickly. In this final volume, Jimothy and Tsamantha confront OO, the last of the Fundamental...|
|Escape Phrase 94||[[Rabid is reading Volume 8 of Escape Phrase.]]
/ Dr Quickly: So what do you think?
/ Rabid: Well, it's a neat twist... / Rabid: But having the last few dozen pages blank instead of resolving anything is kind of a cop-out.
/ Dr Quickly: ?! / Dr Quickly: I did no such thing! Let me see that.
|Escape Phrase 95||<
|Living Room - Cake Poisoning Your Face||Nerd: THAT'S IT!! -- I WILL POISON HIM WITH CAKE / <
|Living Room - Stupid Newspaper Comics||Nerd: THIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE CRAP MAKES NO SENSE!! / Jogger: YEAH? LET ME SEE / [[A newspaper comic in the style of Dennis the Mennis.]] / Dennis: MISTER WILSON I'M MAKING PEE PEE / [[A newspaper comic in the style of Family Circus.]] / Dolly: BOO HOO HOO / Billy: IF I EVER CATCH YOU DOING THAT AGAIN I...|
|Living Room - Atypical Expellation||[[The Jogger is drinking from a jug.]] / Nerd: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN DRINK THAT / Nerd: WAIT -- IS THAT FROM MY LAB?! / Jogger: URK / [[The Jogger spits it all up over the face of the Nerd.]] / Jogger: BLARGH IS IT IS IT?! / Nerd: HMM NO IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT / Jogger: CAN I HAVE IT BACK?|
|Living Room - Science Program||[[The Nerd is on the couch watching Television. The Jogger enters through a door.]]
/ Jogger: THERE IS A SPORST PROGRAM I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH
/ Nerd: UGH / Jogger: YOU MIGHT LIKE IT: THERE ARE SCIENTISTS / Nerd: SIGH
|Living Room - Sports Program||[[The Nerd is on the couch watching Television. The Jogger comes in through a door.]] / Jogger: WATCHING A LAME NERD PROGRAM!! / Nerd: YOU MIGHT LIKE IT... / Nerd: IT IS ABOUT "SPORTS" / Jogger: OH -- HUH / Jogger: I GUESS I'LL JOIN YOU / Television: WE NOW RETURN TO OUR LONG AND EXCEEDINGLY DRY DOCUMENTARY...|
|Living Room - Cell Phone||[[The Nerd sits drinking morning coffee.]]
|The Hunger (University Education)||Rabid: RARR! The HUNGER! It CONSUMES ME!!
/ Rabid: RARR!! / Rabish: So it's like a meta-hunger?
/ Rabid: Say, that's kind of clever! / Rabish: Yes, yes, I'm much more clever these days -- thanks to my UNIVERSITY EDUCATION!!
|The Hunger (Telephone)||Rabid: RARR! The HUNGER!! It CONSUMES ME!!
/ Rabid: RARR!! / Rabid: Wait! There is available food in my kitchen -- if I can only reach it in time!!
|The Hunger (Futility)||Rabid: RARR! The HUNGER! It CONSUMES ME!! / Rabid: RARR!! / Rabid: I will go to a RESTAURANT! RARR!! / Rabid: RARR!! I want ONE OF EACH!! / Rabid: Now I am consumed by SATIETY!! WRACKED by it!! / Rabid: As I walk home in the night, I realize that each state I pass throguh is both transitory and eternal...|
|Breath (Futurism)||Rabish: Rabid, you have TERRIBLE BREATH. / Rabid: HOW can this BE?! / Rabid: I brush my teeth dozens of times a day and eat nothing but flavourless nutrient wafers! / Rabid: Because I want to be futuristic. / Rabid: In fact, I spend most of my time in the bathroom, because it is brightly lit and well...|
|Breath (Returns and Exchanges)||Rabish: Rabid, you have TERRIBLE BREATH. / Rabid: HOW can this BE?! / Rabid: I just BOUGHT an expensive new head the other day -- a custom design! It SHOULD still have "new head smell"!! / Rabish: Why, it seems as though the craftsman's lunch was left in the rear hatch by accident! / Rabid: Ew! / [[Rabish...|
|Breath (Vacwm)||Rabish: Rabid, you have TERRIBLE BREATH. / Rabid: HOW can that BE?! / Rabid: We are in a VACWM and no smell can transmit! There is no MEDIUM!! / Dr Quickly: Actually if you look at a bad breath under a microscope, you can see that it contains "stuff" -- thus it is its own medium! / Bad Breath Particle...|
|Experiment (Time Travel)||Dr Quickly: My EXPERIMENT was a RESOUNDING SUCESS!!
/ Dr Quickly: ... MAYBE!! / Dr Quickly: It is hard to tell bceause it was a time-travel experiment. / <
|Experiment (500 Years)||Dr Quickly: My EXPERIMENT was a RESOUNDING SUCCESS!!
/ Dr Quickly: ... MAYBE!! / Dr Quickly: It may look like an ordinary glass of water -- but in FIVE HUNDRED YEARS we shall see! WE SHALL SEE!! / Dr Quickly: ffff / <
|Experiment (Baby Gas)||Dr Quickly: My EXPERIMENT was a RESOUNDING SUCCESS!!
/ Dr Quickly: ... MAYBE!! / <
|THEM (Memories)||[[Rabid is gazing in shock at a framed picture which we cannot see.]]
/ Rabid: It's -- it's THEM! / <
|THEM (Sandwiches)||Rabid: IT'S -- IT'S THEM! / Dr Quickly: Hello, Rabid! I see you've found my new INVENTION!! / Rabish: It's a WINDOW through TIME!! / Dr Quickly: Come to my lab, we're making grilled cheese SANDWICHES!! / Rabid: Uh -- okay! / Dr Quickly: ... lab, we're making grilled cheese SANDWICHES!! Ah, here you...|
|THEM (Framing)||Rabid: IT'S -- IT'S THEM! / Police: PUT DOWN THE PHOTOGRAPH AND THE FRAME IT IS IN AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND COME OUTSIDE AND DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES AND DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY STUFF. / Rabid: THINK, Rabid, THINK! There HAS to be a way OUT of this!! / Rabid: If ONLY I had listened to her WARNING!! / Rabish:...|
|Choice (Fireworks)||Rabid: Well? Which do you CHOOSE?!
/ Rabish: HOW can I POSSIBLY DECIDE?! / Rabish: I will flip a coin...
/ Rabish: "Heads" will mean I choose the one on the right. / <
|Choice (Submersion)||Rabid: Well? Which do you CHOOSE?! / Rabish: HOW can I POSSIBLY DECIDE?! / Rabid: Perhaps you could put them both in water and see which one floats ... the best. / Rabish: How quaint! Does your technique have a name? / Rabid: It's hard to say. Boo-ee-mancy? Or boy-oh-mancy... Boo-yan-so-mancy? Boo-hay-omancy... / Rabish:...|
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