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| Escape Phrase 30 | [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are sleeping in bed together. Their screaming as they fall down the Escape (Phrase) Chute dissapears into their heads.]] / [[They wake up, and are drawn much more realistically.]]
/ Tsamantha: GUH!
/ Jimothy: BUH! / Tsamantha: Did you...
/ Jimothy: The... what...
/ Tsamantha: Look! / [[Lying... http://nameremoved.com/comics/90/ |
| Escape Phrase 31 | [[Tsamantha finds Jimothy in a coffee-bar.]]
/ Tsamantha: No, it turns out all his classes have been cancelled. ... Jim? / Jimothy: Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about this dream I had last night. I could take my hand right off! Right off. I was the Marquis, you see.
/ Tsamantha: Uh, which one? / Jimothy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/91/ |
| Escape Phrase 32 | [[Jimothy is sitting at a computer, reading, and listening to an audio-book.]]
/ Adams Morgan: No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one -- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy -- a fellow that, in the dog-days, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands. / [[Night... http://nameremoved.com/comics/92/ |
| Escape Phrase 33 | [[Tsamantha and Jimothy are standing in a bathroom.]]
/ Tsamantha: You know, you're going to have to take off the earmuffs if we're going to do this. / Tsamantha: It's not too late, prickly! You can still change your mind!
/ Jimothy: No, I... / [[Tsamantha starts shaving his head with an electric clippers.]]
/ Tsamantha:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/93/ |
| Escape Phrase 34 | [[Jimothy is over at Thomis's apartment, playing video games.]]
/ Thomis: Conceptually it's not that bad but it's pretty fuckin' creepy looking. / Jimothy: It just didn't feel right having all those hairs on my head at once.
/ Thomis: This one of those Strange Things what that Happen To You? Eerie head... http://nameremoved.com/comics/94/ |
| Escape Phrase 35 | [[Tsamantha's mom is giving the two kids a Reading.]]
/ Jimothy: Do the, uh, spirits tell you anything?
/ Persephone: The spirits... they have a question for you, yes. / Jimothy: Yes?
/ Persephone: The spirits want to know if you're being sarcastic, because they really don't want to help you if you are. / Tsamantha:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/95/ |
| Escape Phrase 36 | [[JImothy and Tsamantha are walking down a street. Jimothy is reading
/ a transcript of their conversation with Tsamantha's mom.]]
/ Tsamantha: It's a nice neighbourhood. / Tsamantha: So you think we should go in? / Jimothy: I think it's part of what your mom was telling us to do. / [[The transcript... http://nameremoved.com/comics/96/ |
| Escape Phrase 37 | [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are walking away from Dr Quickly's house, or what's left of it.]]
/ Jimothy: We'll just have to go back when the cops aren't there.
/ Tsamantha: How'd you even see him? Sitting there in the middle of the... the smouldering ruins? I didn't notice him until you pointed him out. / [[Jimothy... http://nameremoved.com/comics/97/ |
| Escape Phrase 38 | [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are back at la ckafybarja.]]
/ Jimothy: You know, I should probably get a job.
/ Tsamantha: Oh yeah? Time to pull your weight? / Jimothy: I'm actually surprised your mom hasn't said anything about my mooching room and board from you two.
/ Tsamantha: She's not said even ANYTHING... http://nameremoved.com/comics/98/ |
| Escape Phrase 39 | [[Jimothy is at la ckafybarja getting ready for work. He is wearing an apron that is much too small.]]
/ Jimothy: Ah ha ha ha. Do you have any other aprons? / [[His boss and fellow employee is quite upset by this statement. Much huffing and puffing and attempts to calm down.]] / Escalavator: You're... http://nameremoved.com/comics/99/ |
| Escape Phrase 40 | [[Jimothy is at work.]]
/ Jimothy: Oh crap... / Jimothy: Uh, hello there Mister Pickle, can I get you a...
/ Salty Pickle: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY NAME?
/ Jimothy: No! I... / Salty Pickle: HEY IS THERE ANYONE WHO WORKS HERE WHOSE APRON WASN'T STOLEN FROM A TINY LITTLE FAIRY BECAUSE I REALLY WON'T FEEL... http://nameremoved.com/comics/100/ |
| Escape Phrase 41 | [[Jimothy is at work, wearing his tiny apron.]]
/ Tsamantha: Hey boy!
/ Jimothy: Hi Tsam! Ready for some EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT WINK WINK / Tsamantha: I like how you said "WINK WINK" there. I could really use a... uh... what's with the apron?
/ Jimothy: I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW! http://nameremoved.com/comics/101/ |
| Escape Phrase 42 | [[Jimothy and Escalavator are in the storage room of la ckafybarja. Jimothy is receiving a package.]]
/ Jimothy: THAT'S my paycheque? Jeez... / [[Jimothy slowly opens the package as Escalavator looks on.]] / [[It's a properly-sized apron!]]
/ Jimothy: Oh! / [[Escalavator embraces Jimothy.]]
/ Escalavator:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/102/ |
| Escape Phrase 43 | [[Escalavator Kaballabama is waving portentously at the bathroom doors in the basement of la ckafybarja.]]
/ Escalavator: I want you to meet the rest of the family.
/ Jimothy: In... the bathroom?
/ Escalavator: BEYOND the bathroom. http://nameremoved.com/comics/103/ |
| Escape Phrase 44 | [[Jimothy's eyes cross as he approaches the bathrooms in the basement of la ckafybarja.]] / [[The Men's and Women's bathroom doors merge together.]] / [[A third door appears between them. Jimothy goes to open it.]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/104/ |
| Escape Phrase 45 | [[Jimothy has entered a strange place.]]
/ Jimothy: Mom? / [[Jimothy has entered a strange place.]]
/ Jimothy: Dad? http://nameremoved.com/comics/105/ |
| Escape Phrase 46 | [[Tsam is tidying up the computer room.]]
/ Tsamantha (singing): "Sometimes when I'm walking in the City, I see something that stands still..." / Tsamantha: What'd he write here? / Tsamantha: "NEW FRUIT: DONATO. IT IS A TOMATO THAT IS FREE. OR A POTATO THAT IS FREE." ...
/ Tsamantha: Why does he write... http://nameremoved.com/comics/106/ |
| Escape Phrase 47 | [[Tsamantha is coming home from work or school or something.]]
/ Tsamantha: Mom? I'm home! / Tsamantha: Have you heard anything? / Tsamantha: I mean, is Jim... is he...
/ Tsamantha: Did he try to get in touch? / Tsamantha: Mom? / Tsamantha: She must have just stepped out for a bit. She must have. http://nameremoved.com/comics/107/ |
| Escape Phrase 48 | [[Tsamantha is reciting the Escape Phrase, alone and in the dark.]]
/ Tsamantha: ... will bring us... together. / [[She winces.]] / Tsamantha: Eh? / Tsamantha: WHOA
/ [[Colour!]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/108/ |
| Escape Phrase 49 | [[Tsamantha confronts Thomis in a park.]]
/ Tsamantha: Where's Jim?
/ Thomis: Who cares? / Thomis: Last I saw him he was dorking up peoples's's orderses at the coffee bar. Not that I even know why I'm telling y-- EEK!! / [[Tsamantha has transformed into an angry being of energy or something.]] http://nameremoved.com/comics/109/ |
| Escape Phrase 50 | [[Tsam is on a rooftop, feeling woozy.]]
/ Tsamantha: MY -- MY POWER!
/ Tsamantha: I'M... CHANGING! http://nameremoved.com/comics/110/ |
| Escape Phrase 51 | [[Tsam is standing around wondering what to do, in the style of Pokey the Penguin.]]
/ Tsamantha: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!! / Tsamantha: I SHOULD GO BACK HOME / [[Tsamantha's house, apparently, is burning.]]
/ Tsamantha: MY HOUSE!!! / Tsamantha: I WILL GO HAVE COFFEE IN THE HOPES THAT JIMOTHY WILL... http://nameremoved.com/comics/111/ |
| Escape Phrase 52 | [[Tsamantha confronts Escalavator.]]
/ Tsamantha: Where is he?!
/ Tsamantha: What have you done with him? http://nameremoved.com/comics/112/ |
| Escape Phrase 53 | Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
/ H: Yes, Jimothy. I am your MOTHER/FATHER and I am here to help you. / Jimothy: Why couldn't I remember you? Where have you been? / H: Don't worry. MOTHER/FATHER is here for you now. You are safe here. http://nameremoved.com/comics/113/ |
| Escape Phrase 54 | [[Jimothy is confronting H...]]
/ Jimothy: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, ACTUALLY... / H: WELL IT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION OF BELIEF: / H: YOU'RE HERE AND I AM WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. / H: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED... / H: ...IS NO REASON TO ACT LIKE YOU MADE A MISTAKE BY LOOKING! / J: I DON'T... http://nameremoved.com/comics/114/ |
| Escape Phrase 55 | [[Tsam has broken into the bathroom chamber.]]
/ Tsamantha: JIM! Is that YOU?
/ Tsamantha: Out of my WAY you... SON OF A BITCH!
/ < http://nameremoved.com/comics/115/ |
| Escape Phrase 56 | [[H dozes.]] / [[H is awakened by some strange smoke.]] / H: Dream dust awaft -- I can strike while the fools sleep -- / [[H observes Jimothy dreaming that he and Tsamantha have decapitated H.]]
/ H: But this "dream" -- durst they dream of my defeat? -- allow it? No! / H: As they sleep I'll confine... http://nameremoved.com/comics/116/ |
| Escape Phrase 57 | [[Tsamantha is driving herself and Jimothy to freedom in a car that is half weinermobile and half luxury truck.]] / Jimothy: So... what sort of getaway car IS this?
/ Tsamantha: It is the new CADILLAC ESCALAMI. http://nameremoved.com/comics/117/ |
| Escape Phrase 58 | [[Tsamantha and Jimothy are fleeing.]]
/ H: DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE ME SO EASILY? http://nameremoved.com/comics/118/ |
| Escape Phrase 59 | H: WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
/ H: I'M CHANGING! / Jimothy: You're doing this, aren't you! / Tsamantha: That's right! Now, hold tight, cutie! / [[TEST PATTERN]]
/ H: OUCH http://nameremoved.com/comics/119/ |
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