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Escape Phrase 30 [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are sleeping in bed together. Their screaming as they fall down the Escape (Phrase) Chute dissapears into their heads.]] / [[They wake up, and are drawn much more realistically.]] / Tsamantha: GUH! / Jimothy: BUH! / Tsamantha: Did you... / Jimothy: The... what... / Tsamantha: Look! / [[Lying...
Escape Phrase 31 [[Tsamantha finds Jimothy in a coffee-bar.]] / Tsamantha: No, it turns out all his classes have been cancelled. ... Jim? / Jimothy: Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about this dream I had last night. I could take my hand right off! Right off. I was the Marquis, you see. / Tsamantha: Uh, which one? / Jimothy:...
Escape Phrase 32 [[Jimothy is sitting at a computer, reading, and listening to an audio-book.]] / Adams Morgan: No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one -- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy -- a fellow that, in the dog-days, will mow his two acres in buckskin gloves for fear of tanning his hands. / [[Night...
Escape Phrase 33 [[Tsamantha and Jimothy are standing in a bathroom.]] / Tsamantha: You know, you're going to have to take off the earmuffs if we're going to do this. / Tsamantha: It's not too late, prickly! You can still change your mind! / Jimothy: No, I... / [[Tsamantha starts shaving his head with an electric clippers.]] / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 34 [[Jimothy is over at Thomis's apartment, playing video games.]] / Thomis: Conceptually it's not that bad but it's pretty fuckin' creepy looking. / Jimothy: It just didn't feel right having all those hairs on my head at once. / Thomis: This one of those Strange Things what that Happen To You? Eerie head...
 
Escape Phrase 35 [[Tsamantha's mom is giving the two kids a Reading.]] / Jimothy: Do the, uh, spirits tell you anything? / Persephone: The spirits... they have a question for you, yes. / Jimothy: Yes? / Persephone: The spirits want to know if you're being sarcastic, because they really don't want to help you if you are. / Tsamantha:...
Escape Phrase 36 [[JImothy and Tsamantha are walking down a street. Jimothy is reading / a transcript of their conversation with Tsamantha's mom.]] / Tsamantha: It's a nice neighbourhood. / Tsamantha: So you think we should go in? / Jimothy: I think it's part of what your mom was telling us to do. / [[The transcript...
Escape Phrase 37 [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are walking away from Dr Quickly's house, or what's left of it.]] / Jimothy: We'll just have to go back when the cops aren't there. / Tsamantha: How'd you even see him? Sitting there in the middle of the... the smouldering ruins? I didn't notice him until you pointed him out. / [[Jimothy...
Escape Phrase 38 [[Jimothy and Tsamantha are back at la ckafybarja.]] / Jimothy: You know, I should probably get a job. / Tsamantha: Oh yeah? Time to pull your weight? / Jimothy: I'm actually surprised your mom hasn't said anything about my mooching room and board from you two. / Tsamantha: She's not said even ANYTHING...
Escape Phrase 39 [[Jimothy is at la ckafybarja getting ready for work. He is wearing an apron that is much too small.]] / Jimothy: Ah ha ha ha. Do you have any other aprons? / [[His boss and fellow employee is quite upset by this statement. Much huffing and puffing and attempts to calm down.]] / Escalavator: You're...
 
Escape Phrase 40 [[Jimothy is at work.]] / Jimothy: Oh crap... / Jimothy: Uh, hello there Mister Pickle, can I get you a... / Salty Pickle: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY NAME? / Jimothy: No! I... / Salty Pickle: HEY IS THERE ANYONE WHO WORKS HERE WHOSE APRON WASN'T STOLEN FROM A TINY LITTLE FAIRY BECAUSE I REALLY WON'T FEEL...
Escape Phrase 41 [[Jimothy is at work, wearing his tiny apron.]] / Tsamantha: Hey boy! / Jimothy: Hi Tsam! Ready for some EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT WINK WINK / Tsamantha: I like how you said "WINK WINK" there. I could really use a... uh... what's with the apron? / Jimothy: I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW!
Escape Phrase 42 [[Jimothy and Escalavator are in the storage room of la ckafybarja. Jimothy is receiving a package.]] / Jimothy: THAT'S my paycheque? Jeez... / [[Jimothy slowly opens the package as Escalavator looks on.]] / [[It's a properly-sized apron!]] / Jimothy: Oh! / [[Escalavator embraces Jimothy.]] / Escalavator:...
Escape Phrase 43 [[Escalavator Kaballabama is waving portentously at the bathroom doors in the basement of la ckafybarja.]] / Escalavator: I want you to meet the rest of the family. / Jimothy: In... the bathroom? / Escalavator: BEYOND the bathroom.
Escape Phrase 44 [[Jimothy's eyes cross as he approaches the bathrooms in the basement of la ckafybarja.]] / [[The Men's and Women's bathroom doors merge together.]] / [[A third door appears between them. Jimothy goes to open it.]]
 
Escape Phrase 45 [[Jimothy has entered a strange place.]] / Jimothy: Mom? / [[Jimothy has entered a strange place.]] / Jimothy: Dad?
Escape Phrase 46 [[Tsam is tidying up the computer room.]] / Tsamantha (singing): "Sometimes when I'm walking in the City, I see something that stands still..." / Tsamantha: What'd he write here? / Tsamantha: "NEW FRUIT: DONATO. IT IS A TOMATO THAT IS FREE. OR A POTATO THAT IS FREE." ... / Tsamantha: Why does he write...
Escape Phrase 47 [[Tsamantha is coming home from work or school or something.]] / Tsamantha: Mom? I'm home! / Tsamantha: Have you heard anything? / Tsamantha: I mean, is Jim... is he... / Tsamantha: Did he try to get in touch? / Tsamantha: Mom? / Tsamantha: She must have just stepped out for a bit. She must have.
Escape Phrase 48 [[Tsamantha is reciting the Escape Phrase, alone and in the dark.]] / Tsamantha: ... will bring us... together. / [[She winces.]] / Tsamantha: Eh? / Tsamantha: WHOA / [[Colour!]]
Escape Phrase 49 [[Tsamantha confronts Thomis in a park.]] / Tsamantha: Where's Jim? / Thomis: Who cares? / Thomis: Last I saw him he was dorking up peoples's's orderses at the coffee bar. Not that I even know why I'm telling y-- EEK!! / [[Tsamantha has transformed into an angry being of energy or something.]]
 
Escape Phrase 50 [[Tsam is on a rooftop, feeling woozy.]] / Tsamantha: MY -- MY POWER! / Tsamantha: I'M... CHANGING!
Escape Phrase 51 [[Tsam is standing around wondering what to do, in the style of Pokey the Penguin.]] / Tsamantha: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!! / Tsamantha: I SHOULD GO BACK HOME / [[Tsamantha's house, apparently, is burning.]] / Tsamantha: MY HOUSE!!! / Tsamantha: I WILL GO HAVE COFFEE IN THE HOPES THAT JIMOTHY WILL...
Escape Phrase 52 [[Tsamantha confronts Escalavator.]] / Tsamantha: Where is he?! / Tsamantha: What have you done with him?
Escape Phrase 53 Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the ranch... / H: Yes, Jimothy. I am your MOTHER/FATHER and I am here to help you. / Jimothy: Why couldn't I remember you? Where have you been? / H: Don't worry. MOTHER/FATHER is here for you now. You are safe here.
Escape Phrase 54 [[Jimothy is confronting H...]] / Jimothy: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, ACTUALLY... / H: WELL IT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION OF BELIEF: / H: YOU'RE HERE AND I AM WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. / H: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED... / H: ...IS NO REASON TO ACT LIKE YOU MADE A MISTAKE BY LOOKING! / J: I DON'T...
 
Escape Phrase 55 [[Tsam has broken into the bathroom chamber.]] / Tsamantha: JIM! Is that YOU? / Tsamantha: Out of my WAY you... SON OF A BITCH! / <> / Jimothy: TSAM! How'd you FIND me?!
Escape Phrase 56 [[H dozes.]] / [[H is awakened by some strange smoke.]] / H: Dream dust awaft -- I can strike while the fools sleep -- / [[H observes Jimothy dreaming that he and Tsamantha have decapitated H.]] / H: But this "dream" -- durst they dream of my defeat? -- allow it? No! / H: As they sleep I'll confine...
Escape Phrase 57 [[Tsamantha is driving herself and Jimothy to freedom in a car that is half weinermobile and half luxury truck.]] / Jimothy: So... what sort of getaway car IS this? / Tsamantha: It is the new CADILLAC ESCALAMI.
Escape Phrase 58 [[Tsamantha and Jimothy are fleeing.]] / H: DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE ME SO EASILY?
Escape Phrase 59 H: WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! / H: I'M CHANGING! / Jimothy: You're doing this, aren't you! / Tsamantha: That's right! Now, hold tight, cutie! / [[TEST PATTERN]] / H: OUCH
 

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