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Vacuum and Clock (a week at most) Rabid: It has been a lot of fun, hasn't it? / Rabid: But I think it's time for me to return home. / Mysterious Figure: WE WILL BE SAD TO SEE YOU GO... BUT, UH, BEFORE YOU GO MAY WE ASK FOR A FAVOUR -- A TASK TO PERFORM IN YOUR OWN TIME / Rabid: I've been thinking, and although I don't understand your...
Wanderer Returns (without fries) Rabid: I HAVE RETURNED / Rabish: Wow! / Rabid: I have faced many perils. / Rabid: Fierce crocemus... / Rabid: Haunted mazes... / Rabid: Treacherous companions... / Companion: HAW HAW / Rabid: Temptatious traps... / Rabid: Faulty crossbows... / Companion: HAW HAW / Rabid: Tedious queues... / Rabish:...
Wanderer Returns (with a light) Rabid: I have returned! / Rabid: Am I too late? / Rabid: I guess it shouldn't matter... / << UN-SCREW >> / Rabish: it's so bright / Rabish: Hey! I'm not stone any more! / Rabid: Yay!
Wanderer Returns (with a book) [[ Rabid is leaving the Royal Library with a shifty look on his face. ]] / [[ Rabid climbs under the Royal Wall. ]] / [[ Rabid, miles from the castle, crosses a stream. ]] / Rabish: You're back! Did it work? / [[ Rabid takes a book out of his gut. ]] / << PLUF >> / Rabid: Looks, it's got EVERYTHING...
Falling Party (jam) Rabid: AAAA / Rabid: UNF / Rabid: AAAAA / << THUD >> / << PSSH >> / Rabid: UNF / Rabish: Want some? / Rabish: HA HA WHAT-EVER
 
Falling Party (kiddie pool) Rabid: Hmm... / << SPLOOSH >> / Rabot: Whoa! / Rabish: Whoops! / Rabid: Wow... / Rabot: Are you OK? / Rabid: Yeah, but we gotta fill this up again, quick! / Rabish: What's he up to? / Rabid: A little more toward you... / << SPLASHO! >>
Falling Party (hoverboard) Dr Quickly: Not a lot of time... / Dr Quickly: Time... of course! I'll use my time machine! / << ZAP >> / Rabid: ? / Dr Quickly: Ha! Back in my laboratory with plenty of time to prepare! / Dr Quickly: No need to play it safe... parachute AND a jet-pack! / Dr Quickly: Oooh, and my hoverb-- / << ZAP...
An Egg (faespawn) Dr Quickly: An EGG?! / Dr Quickly: Did you lose a tooth recently? / Rabid: Yeah! / Dr Quickly: ... did you leave it under your pillow? / Rabid: Pff, no! / Dr Quickly: Well, we better get the rest of them out. / Rabid: The rest of my teeth? / Dr Quickly: The rest of the eggs. / << SSSS >> / [[ Dr Quickly...
An Egg (regret nothing) Rabid: An egg?! / Rabid: All this time I thought I was my own person -- kind of ... unserious, but with real character! The real deal!! ... But it turns out I'm just a ... glorified, chatty, ambulatory, CHRYSALIS!! / Rabish: We'll get a second opinion. / Noel: Your head's kind of egg-shaped, I guess? / Rabid:...
An Egg (they're lost) Rabish: Hang in there, little guy -- Rabid's out there... huntering, or gathering... or something. / Rabid: I got... some food... / Rabish: An egg?! / Rabid: We can drink the gross raw egg junk through these reeds. / Rabot: Yeah, your rescue party's not going anywhere 'till the birds calm down.
 
New Arms (assorted) Rabish: Ha ha, suckers! / << SMASH >> / Rabid: No! / Rabid: Doctor! I want my old arms back! / Dr Quickly: NO! / << RING RING RING >> / Rabid: Hello? / Rabid: Aw crap, that's MY phone!! / << RING RING >> / Dr Quickly: Hi, Rabid. Nice telepresence rig... you're fired. / Rabid: Who shoved their hands...
New Arms ('tude) Rabid: What? You haven't been working out? / Rabid: You're supposed to get all BIG and MUSCLE-y! / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely. ]] / Rabid: W-what does THAT mean? / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely, in a different way. ]] / Rabid: ... / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely, graphically. ]] / Rabid:...
New Arms (hacked pacifism) Rabid: Sarge, these new rifles are useless!! / Dr Quickly: Eh? / Rabid: Okay, see that enemy combatant? / Rabid: So I sight up... / Rabid: BAM! There I am at his birthday party... I get to cut the cake... / Rabid: Oh no, I cut too big a piece! ... He wants ME to have it!! / Rabid: I can't shoot my...
Idea for a Comic (the Inductor) Rabid: Okay so it's about, like, a circus strong-man, but, like, dialed up all the way -- he's mega-smart, ultra-tough, and fast as the dickens. / Dr Quickly: So... where's the fun? Is it just adolescent power fantasies, or does he lose his powers all the time as an excuse for a story? / Rabid: No, no... / Rabid:...
Idea for a Comic (novelty) Rabid: And then he tells a joke about, uh, EATING GROSS FOOD! / Library: CALCULATING / Library: NO MATCH FOUND GENERATING NEW COMIC AND ROUTINE / Rabid: Whoa, seriously? / Dr Quickly: And here we thought culture had died eons ago! You've given us all hope. / Rabid: The Nobel Standup Prize! / Rabot:...
 
Idea for a Comic (actually jam) Noel: What'cha doin'? / Rabot: I got an idea for a COMIC! / Noel: A COMIC?! Gimme that! / Noel: Hmmm / [[ Rabid cuts his arm off while cooking. ]] / << CHOP! >> / [[ He fries it to keep it fresh. ]] / [[ He finds some false eyelashes. ]] / << BEAUTY... GET!! >> / Rabid: Perfect!! / [[ He puts the eyelashes...
Frog Password (at the USASF) Space Frog: I WOULD LIKE TO TABLE A NEW MOTION FOR THE ULTRA-SECRET ANTI-SPACE-FROG LEAGUE / Space Frog: MY PROPOSED MANDATE IS SPACE FROG IS GREAT AND THIS CLUB IS ABOUT THAT / Rabid and Rabish: Gasp! / Dr Quickly: AHA! But... HOW?! / Space Frog: UH OH / [[ Earlier... ]] / Space Frog: I'M HORRIBLE / Space...
Frog Password (a poem) Space Frog: RABISH FOR YOU A POEM / Rabish: Oh, okay. / Space Frog: RABISH YOUR EYES ARE SUPER BEWITCHIN' / A SINGLE GLANCE SETS MY HEART TO A-TWITCHIN' / YOUR DAINTY HANDS / EXCITE MY GLANDS / MY LOVE DEMANDS / THAT THEY SCRATCH MY LOVE ITCHIN' / Space Frog: RABISH YOUR LIPS ARE PERFECT FOR KISSES...
Frog Password (mighty I.T.) Dr Quickly: I thought we were in trouble when all of the IT department except you quit. / Dr Quickly: But over the weekend EVERY EMPLOYEE BUT YOU sent in an email resignation letter!! / Dr Quickly: Well I refuse to give up! Never! We'll have to make do. / Space Frog: OK / Dr Quickly: I'm going to give...
Rabid vs Bear (teddy) Rabid: RARR! / << huff huff >> / Rabot: I intend to prove my client acted in self-defence. / Space Frog: THAT'S STUPID COURT FINDS IN FAVOUR OF THE PROSECUTION / Rabish: Yeah! / Rabish: Look, no hard feelings, okay? I brought you a care package. / << ZZZ >>
 
Rabid vs. Bear (make friends) Rabid: hhhh hhhh... / Rabish: Rabid? What was all that racket? / Rabid: I got so protective... of my GARBAGE! / Rabish: A bear? / Rabid: Yeah - did you see it? / Bear: I'd like to apologize for my son. We're new to the neighbourhood. / Rabid: I'm the one who should apologize. / [[ YEARS LATER... ]] / Baby...
Rabid vs. Bear (new years) Rabid: SCREW OFF THAT'S RIGHT YOU DUMB OLD BEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR / Rabish: Rabid, it's not new years for bears / Rabid: S'not? / Rabish: No bears have new years on spring thaw. / Rabid: KEEN / [[ LATER ... ]] / Rabid: I resolve to drink in moderation and be more polite to bears
The Trouble With Bowling Pins (space bowling) <> / Rabid: UGH what's that NOISE / Rabid: ? / <> / < / Space Frog: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SPACE BOWLING NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH COSMIC BOWLING A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF BRUNSWICK BOWLING AND BILLIARDS A DIVISION OF THE BRUNSWICK CORPORATION / Rabid: owwww
The Trouble with Bowling Pins (contraindication) Rabid: Yeah, I've got a great book on that! / Rabid: It goes into all kinds of detail ab-- / Rabid: ... about... ... uh... / Rabid: Dash of olive oil... / Dr Quickly: Just a harmless side effect! Hakuna matata! / Dr Quickly: Here's another prescription -- it should clear those pins right up. / Rabid:...
The Trouble with Bowling Pins (Beefy & Frogges) Space Frog: THAT TEACHER SURE IS MEAN YOU SHOULD PRANK HIM I THINK / Li'l Beefy: Yeah! / Li'l Beefy: The pinbot over at the bowling alley owes me a favour... / Rabot: You're sure this is your house and you got permission? / Li'l Beefy: Of course! / Rabid: Poor Li'l Beefy -- if only I could HELP him...
 
Lost, two ways (social contract) Sneaky: Lost, eh? / Rabish: Y-yeah. / Sneaky: I'll show you the way home if you sell me your best friend! / Sneaky: There's really no way you'll get back home otherwise... / Rabid: Hey! Where've YOU been? / Rabish: Lost. / Rabish: Could you sign this? Without reading it? / Rabid: Sure! / Rabid: I mean,...
Lost, two ways (packing heat and light) Rabish: Don't be scared, Rabid! This is a MAPPING gun! / << BANG >> / Rabid: YIPE! / Rabish: A-HA! / Rabish: I'll hurry back with some doctors! / Rabid: Great!
Lost, two ways (candour) Rabish: A whole city of living, sapient creatures -- trapped in this globe! / Rabish: Should work. / << KSH >> / Rabish: Ahh! / << BEEDLE DEEDLE >> / Dr Quickly: My sensor! Calibrated to respond only to the unique energy pattern of... NARRATONIUM! / Dr Quickly: It emanates from this cave! / Dr Quickly:...
Rabish up a tree (layout cannon) Rabid: Do you need help? / Rabish: Please! / Rabid: I'll be right back!! / Dr Quickly: What a perfect opportunity to test my new LAYOUT CANNON! / Rabish: Such a view!
Rabish up a tree (rescue trampoline) Dr Quickly: Just jump! / << SPANG >> / Dr Quickly: Oh! This side goes on the BOTTOM!! / Dr Quickly: Ready... / Rabid: WHOA! / << ZAM >> / Dr Quickly: Probably a complete success! / Rabid: ?? / << ZAM >>
 

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