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| Vacuum and Clock (a week at most) | Rabid: It has been a lot of fun, hasn't it? / Rabid: But I think it's time for me to return home. / Mysterious Figure: WE WILL BE SAD TO SEE YOU GO... BUT, UH, BEFORE YOU GO MAY WE ASK FOR A FAVOUR -- A TASK TO PERFORM IN YOUR OWN TIME / Rabid: I've been thinking, and although I don't understand your... http://nameremoved.com/comics/811/ |
| Wanderer Returns (without fries) | Rabid: I HAVE RETURNED
/ Rabish: Wow! / Rabid: I have faced many perils. / Rabid: Fierce crocemus... / Rabid: Haunted mazes... / Rabid: Treacherous companions...
/ Companion: HAW HAW / Rabid: Temptatious traps... / Rabid: Faulty crossbows...
/ Companion: HAW HAW / Rabid: Tedious queues... / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/812/ |
| Wanderer Returns (with a light) | Rabid: I have returned! / Rabid: Am I too late? / Rabid: I guess it shouldn't matter...
/ << UN-SCREW >> / Rabish: it's so bright / Rabish: Hey! I'm not stone any more!
/ Rabid: Yay! http://nameremoved.com/comics/813/ |
| Wanderer Returns (with a book) | [[ Rabid is leaving the Royal Library with a shifty look on his face. ]] / [[ Rabid climbs under the Royal Wall. ]] / [[ Rabid, miles from the castle, crosses a stream. ]] / Rabish: You're back! Did it work? / [[ Rabid takes a book out of his gut. ]]
/ << PLUF >>
/ Rabid: Looks, it's got EVERYTHING... http://nameremoved.com/comics/814/ |
| Falling Party (jam) | Rabid: AAAA / Rabid: UNF / Rabid: AAAAA
/ << THUD >>
/ << PSSH >> / Rabid: UNF / Rabish: Want some? / Rabish: HA HA WHAT-EVER http://nameremoved.com/comics/815/ |
| Falling Party (kiddie pool) | Rabid: Hmm... / << SPLOOSH >>
/ Rabot: Whoa! / Rabish: Whoops! / Rabid: Wow...
/ Rabot: Are you OK? / Rabid: Yeah, but we gotta fill this up again, quick! / Rabish: What's he up to? / Rabid: A little more toward you... / << SPLASHO! >> http://nameremoved.com/comics/816/ |
| Falling Party (hoverboard) | Dr Quickly: Not a lot of time... / Dr Quickly: Time... of course! I'll use my time machine! / << ZAP >>
/ Rabid: ? / Dr Quickly: Ha! Back in my laboratory with plenty of time to prepare! / Dr Quickly: No need to play it safe... parachute AND a jet-pack! / Dr Quickly: Oooh, and my hoverb-- / << ZAP... http://nameremoved.com/comics/817/ |
| An Egg (faespawn) | Dr Quickly: An EGG?! / Dr Quickly: Did you lose a tooth recently?
/ Rabid: Yeah! / Dr Quickly: ... did you leave it under your pillow?
/ Rabid: Pff, no! / Dr Quickly: Well, we better get the rest of them out.
/ Rabid: The rest of my teeth? / Dr Quickly: The rest of the eggs.
/ << SSSS >> / [[ Dr Quickly... http://nameremoved.com/comics/818/ |
| An Egg (regret nothing) | Rabid: An egg?! / Rabid: All this time I thought I was my own person -- kind of ... unserious, but with real character! The real deal!! ... But it turns out I'm just a ... glorified, chatty, ambulatory, CHRYSALIS!!
/ Rabish: We'll get a second opinion. / Noel: Your head's kind of egg-shaped, I guess?
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/819/ |
| An Egg (they're lost) | Rabish: Hang in there, little guy -- Rabid's out there... huntering, or gathering... or something. / Rabid: I got... some food...
/ Rabish: An egg?! / Rabid: We can drink the gross raw egg junk through these reeds. / Rabot: Yeah, your rescue party's not going anywhere 'till the birds calm down. http://nameremoved.com/comics/820/ |
| New Arms (assorted) | Rabish: Ha ha, suckers! / << SMASH >>
/ Rabid: No! / Rabid: Doctor! I want my old arms back!
/ Dr Quickly: NO! / << RING RING RING >>
/ Rabid: Hello? / Rabid: Aw crap, that's MY phone!!
/ << RING RING >> / Dr Quickly: Hi, Rabid. Nice telepresence rig... you're fired. / Rabid: Who shoved their hands... http://nameremoved.com/comics/821/ |
| New Arms ('tude) | Rabid: What? You haven't been working out? / Rabid: You're supposed to get all BIG and MUSCLE-y! / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely. ]]
/ Rabid: W-what does THAT mean? / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely, in a different way. ]]
/ Rabid: ... / [[ The can of arms gestures rudely, graphically. ]]
/ Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/822/ |
| New Arms (hacked pacifism) | Rabid: Sarge, these new rifles are useless!!
/ Dr Quickly: Eh? / Rabid: Okay, see that enemy combatant? / Rabid: So I sight up... / Rabid: BAM! There I am at his birthday party... I get to cut the cake... / Rabid: Oh no, I cut too big a piece! ... He wants ME to have it!! / Rabid: I can't shoot my... http://nameremoved.com/comics/823/ |
| Idea for a Comic (the Inductor) | Rabid: Okay so it's about, like, a circus strong-man, but, like, dialed up all the way -- he's mega-smart, ultra-tough, and fast as the dickens. / Dr Quickly: So... where's the fun? Is it just adolescent power fantasies, or does he lose his powers all the time as an excuse for a story?
/ Rabid: No, no... / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/824/ |
| Idea for a Comic (novelty) | Rabid: And then he tells a joke about, uh, EATING GROSS FOOD! / Library: CALCULATING / Library: NO MATCH FOUND GENERATING NEW COMIC AND ROUTINE
/ Rabid: Whoa, seriously? / Dr Quickly: And here we thought culture had died eons ago! You've given us all hope.
/ Rabid: The Nobel Standup Prize! / Rabot:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/825/ |
| Idea for a Comic (actually jam) | Noel: What'cha doin'?
/ Rabot: I got an idea for a COMIC! / Noel: A COMIC?! Gimme that! / Noel: Hmmm / [[ Rabid cuts his arm off while cooking. ]]
/ << CHOP! >> / [[ He fries it to keep it fresh. ]] / [[ He finds some false eyelashes. ]] / << BEAUTY... GET!! >>
/ Rabid: Perfect!!
/ [[ He puts the eyelashes... http://nameremoved.com/comics/826/ |
| Frog Password (at the USASF) | Space Frog: I WOULD LIKE TO TABLE A NEW MOTION FOR THE ULTRA-SECRET ANTI-SPACE-FROG LEAGUE / Space Frog: MY PROPOSED MANDATE IS SPACE FROG IS GREAT AND THIS CLUB IS ABOUT THAT
/ Rabid and Rabish: Gasp! / Dr Quickly: AHA! But... HOW?!
/ Space Frog: UH OH / [[ Earlier... ]]
/ Space Frog: I'M HORRIBLE / Space... http://nameremoved.com/comics/827/ |
| Frog Password (a poem) | Space Frog: RABISH FOR YOU A POEM
/ Rabish: Oh, okay. / Space Frog: RABISH YOUR EYES ARE SUPER BEWITCHIN' / A SINGLE GLANCE SETS MY HEART TO A-TWITCHIN' / YOUR DAINTY HANDS / EXCITE MY GLANDS / MY LOVE DEMANDS / THAT THEY SCRATCH MY LOVE ITCHIN' / Space Frog: RABISH YOUR LIPS ARE PERFECT FOR KISSES... http://nameremoved.com/comics/828/ |
| Frog Password (mighty I.T.) | Dr Quickly: I thought we were in trouble when all of the IT department except you quit. / Dr Quickly: But over the weekend EVERY EMPLOYEE BUT YOU sent in an email resignation letter!! / Dr Quickly: Well I refuse to give up! Never! We'll have to make do.
/ Space Frog: OK / Dr Quickly: I'm going to give... http://nameremoved.com/comics/829/ |
| Rabid vs Bear (teddy) | Rabid: RARR! / << huff huff >> / Rabot: I intend to prove my client acted in self-defence. / Space Frog: THAT'S STUPID COURT FINDS IN FAVOUR OF THE PROSECUTION
/ Rabish: Yeah! / Rabish: Look, no hard feelings, okay? I brought you a care package. / << ZZZ >> http://nameremoved.com/comics/830/ |
| Rabid vs. Bear (make friends) | Rabid: hhhh hhhh... / Rabish: Rabid? What was all that racket? / Rabid: I got so protective... of my GARBAGE!
/ Rabish: A bear? / Rabid: Yeah - did you see it? / Bear: I'd like to apologize for my son. We're new to the neighbourhood.
/ Rabid: I'm the one who should apologize. / [[ YEARS LATER... ]]
/ Baby... http://nameremoved.com/comics/831/ |
| Rabid vs. Bear (new years) | Rabid: SCREW OFF THAT'S RIGHT YOU DUMB OLD BEAR HAPPY NEW YEAR / Rabish: Rabid, it's not new years for bears / Rabid: S'not? / Rabish: No bears have new years on spring thaw.
/ Rabid: KEEN / [[ LATER ... ]]
/ Rabid: I resolve to drink in moderation and be more polite to bears http://nameremoved.com/comics/832/ |
| The Trouble With Bowling Pins (space bowling) | < http://nameremoved.com/comics/833/ |
| The Trouble with Bowling Pins (contraindication) | Rabid: Yeah, I've got a great book on that! / Rabid: It goes into all kinds of detail ab-- / Rabid: ... about... ... uh... / Rabid: Dash of olive oil... / Dr Quickly: Just a harmless side effect! Hakuna matata! / Dr Quickly: Here's another prescription -- it should clear those pins right up. / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/834/ |
| The Trouble with Bowling Pins (Beefy & Frogges) | Space Frog: THAT TEACHER SURE IS MEAN YOU SHOULD PRANK HIM I THINK
/ Li'l Beefy: Yeah! / Li'l Beefy: The pinbot over at the bowling alley owes me a favour... / Rabot: You're sure this is your house and you got permission? / Li'l Beefy: Of course! / Rabid: Poor Li'l Beefy -- if only I could HELP him... http://nameremoved.com/comics/835/ |
| Lost, two ways (social contract) | Sneaky: Lost, eh?
/ Rabish: Y-yeah. / Sneaky: I'll show you the way home if you sell me your best friend! / Sneaky: There's really no way you'll get back home otherwise... / Rabid: Hey! Where've YOU been?
/ Rabish: Lost. / Rabish: Could you sign this? Without reading it?
/ Rabid: Sure! / Rabid: I mean,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/836/ |
| Lost, two ways (packing heat and light) | Rabish: Don't be scared, Rabid! This is a MAPPING gun! / << BANG >>
/ Rabid: YIPE! / Rabish: A-HA! / Rabish: I'll hurry back with some doctors!
/ Rabid: Great! http://nameremoved.com/comics/837/ |
| Lost, two ways (candour) | Rabish: A whole city of living, sapient creatures -- trapped in this globe! / Rabish: Should work. / << KSH >> / Rabish: Ahh! / << BEEDLE DEEDLE >>
/ Dr Quickly: My sensor! Calibrated to respond only to the unique energy pattern of... NARRATONIUM! / Dr Quickly: It emanates from this cave! / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/838/ |
| Rabish up a tree (layout cannon) | Rabid: Do you need help? / Rabish: Please!
/ Rabid: I'll be right back!! / Dr Quickly: What a perfect opportunity to test my new LAYOUT CANNON! / Rabish: Such a view! http://nameremoved.com/comics/839/ |
| Rabish up a tree (rescue trampoline) | Dr Quickly: Just jump! / << SPANG >> / Dr Quickly: Oh! This side goes on the BOTTOM!! / Dr Quickly: Ready... / Rabid: WHOA!
/ << ZAM >> / Dr Quickly: Probably a complete success!
/ Rabid: ?? / << ZAM >> http://nameremoved.com/comics/840/ |
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