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Best Of: Classic Transmitter: A bomb! (garden) Originally posted 2009-05-20 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/578/
Best Of: ID CRISIS Originally posted 2006-08-04 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/141/
Best Of: Sweater World (Steak Land) Originally posted 2008-06-20 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/435/
Best Of: Mustard Genie (is the hardest part of the level) Originally posted 2009-11-04 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/651/
 
Best Of: Science Failed (Clown Hell) Originally posted 2007-04-13 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/249/
Best Of: Abandoned Ship (coffee) Originally posted 2009-01-26 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/529/
Best Of: Treasure Map (candy) Originally posted 2008-07-04 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/441/
Best Of: Metronome (Origin) Originally published 2007-08-17 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/303/
Best Of: Frog Innuendo (shed) Originally published 2008-11-10 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/496/
 
Best Of: Body Marzipan (found by Hobo Doc) Originally published 2010-01-25 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/686/
Best Of: Learning Zen (wei wu wei) Originally published 2008-10-22 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/488/
Best Of: Present presenting (noose) Originally published 2006-12-15 / http://nameremoved.com/comics/198/
The Frog Who Knew Too Much (sheeples) Dr Quickly: We have to stop him... PERMANENTLY. / Dr Quickly: Since he knows all our secrets, we'll have to be a bit... UNCONVENTIONAL. / Rabid: Wow, Space Frog, did you see this crazy important headline? / [[ Newspaper headline: ILLUMINATI SHOW HAND: SPACE FROG ASSASSINATION PLOT ]] / Space Frog: NEWS...
The Frog Who Knew Too Much (memories) Rabid: It's Rabish's birthday and I don't know what to get her! I'm a terrible friend! / Space Frog: I KNOW EVERYONE'S SECRETS CALL NOW FOR SECRETS / Rabid: .. That's what she wants? ... Is that even a thing? ... / Rabish: Wow! You got me a present -- it's not even my birthday! / [[ Rabish is shocked...
 
The Frog Who Knew Too Much (camping) Space Frog: I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF EVERYBODY / Rabid: I heard a wise old frog lives in that cave! / Rabish: We should ask it where the grown-ups went! / Space Frog: WHAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I ONLY KNOW SECRETS / Space Frog: JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT A...
Rabid's New Love (thanksgiving) Rabish: He loves the "Canadian Thanksgiving" food more than he loves us or anything...
Rabid's New Love (evil) Rabish: I thought you liked this kind of movie! / Rabid: Pfff / Dr Quickly: But it'll be your favourite book -- it's just your style! / Rabid: Eh / Space Frog: YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT THESE ARE YOUR MAX-BELOVED COOKIES / Rabid: Pfff / Rabot: B-but I got the "zombies DLC" -- zombies!! So rad! / Rabid: Eugh! / Noel:...
Rabid's New Love (himself) Rabid: Let's go make out again! / Rabid: Oh yeah! Let's do it at the zoo! / Rabish: Am I being intolerant and bigoted? / Rabish: Like, that's gross. / Rabot: Yeahh ... no. / Rabot: I think we're just old-fashioned. It's NEW, and UNFAMILIAR... / Rabot: But imagine it were commonplace! Could we really...
Rabid's Stuffed Friends (are delicious) Rabish: Oooh, what'd you get? / Rabid: Oh, n-nothing important... / Rabid: Bye! / Rabish: I better spy on him and make sure everything's okay... / Rabid: Huh? Who's there? / Rabid: ... / << SLAM >> / Rabish: WHAT THE / Rabish: FUUUU / Rabid: I wish you ate polyfill -- these are expensive toys!
 
Rabid's Stuffed Friends (are worthless) Rabot: Well, Mr. Rabid, we're sorry to see you go. Here's the balance of your account, as you requested... / Rabot: But -- may I ask why you're leaving? / Rabid: I'm investing in BEANIE BABIES!! / Rabot: Wh-! / Rabot: The bottom fell out of that market YEARS ago! / Rabid: Exactly! / Rabid: Think --...
Rabid's Stuffed Friends (are strictly rationed) Dr Quickly: You're asking me to break Market Law so you can have another SQUISHY TOY?! / Dr Quickly: I spent YEARS earning a triple license! Throw it all away on BABY JUNK?! / Rabish: Are you still spending all your rations on stuffed animals? You're crazy! / Rabish: Why don't you try to get a patron...
Costume Party (it's almost time) Noel: Perfect! / Dr Quickly: Hey Noel! People are gonna start showing up -- should I put out the snacks? / Noel: Ch! / Noel: My costume is a surprise even to you! Stay out! Put out the snacks, too. / Dr Quickly: Ugh. / Rabish: What. / Rabid: Hm? / Rabish: You're staring at me. / Rabid: It's just an amazing...
Costume Party (got lost on the way to) Li'l Beefy: OOF! / Li'l Beefy: Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry -- this costume makes it very hard to see where I'm going! / Li'l Beefy: Um... / Li'l Beefy: Also would you happen to know where St. George Street is? I think I got turned around... / Li'l Beefy: Hello? / Li'l Beefy: Huh... I guess they...
Costume Party (at midnight) Li'l Beefy and Rabot: 10... 9... 8... / Rabish, Rabid, and Space Frog: 7... 6... 5... / Dr Quickly: 4... 3... 2... / Noel: Fourrgghhh / Everyone: One... HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!! / Rabid: Should ancient horrors rise from graves and feast upon our brains? / Rabish: Should ancient horrors rise from graves for...
 
Granular Dilemma (coffee shop) << SIP >> / Rabid: PTUAGH! / Rabish: BLEAGH! / Space Frog: HURGGKK! / Noel: GROSS! / Li'l Beefy: This is good lemonade! / Dr Quickly: I'm back! How was business? / Rabot: ! / Rabot: I made lemonade and Li'l Beefy liked it! / Dr Quickly: Okay -- how much coffee did you sell? / << clunk >> / Dr...
Granular Dilemma (assortment) {{ title: Big Beefcake Challenge }} / Dr Quickly: You only win the Big Beefcake Challenge if you can eat it ALL! / Rabid: !! / Dr Quickly: Lick those crumbs up! / << LICK LICK >> / [[ Rabid won. ]] / {{ title: You forgot to run the tests before you deployed to production }} / Rabish: So it looks like...
Granular Dilemma (do the math) Rabish: OH NO! A cable car careens toward an occupied baby carriage! / Rabid: GASP! / Rabish: Except... the baby will grow up to kill seven thousand in a rampage, and the folks on the cable car are all already convicted murderes... / Rabish: But... one of them is recuperated and would go on to invent...
Vacuum and Clock (deja vu) Rabid: WHOA! What the heck just happened?! / << VRRRRRRR >> / Rabid: ... Guess I just stood up too fast or something. / << VRRRRRRRRR >> / << VRRRRRRRR >> / Rabid: Gosh, I need to dust that clock! / Rabid: ... / << POUF! >> / Rabid: Deja vu! / << VRRRRRRRR >> / Rabid: AAAA / << VRRRRR >>
Vacuum and Clock (Luigi's Mansion) Boo: Please help us, Luigi! You're the only one who can! Don't let our horrible grisly deaths also end up being pointless! You can stop the evil monsters! / Boo: Go up to the Skull Clock in the Front Foyer and use (A) your vacuum cleaner on it and see what happens! If you really are the one who can...
 

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