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| Rabot and Tulip (and Heartbreak) | Rabot: Oh wow! Is this for ME? / Rabid: You look chipper!
/ Rabot: I've got a secret admirer! / Rabid: Wow, uh, gosh. / Rabot: See? http://nameremoved.com/comics/751/ |
| Rabid lost... (his keys) | Rabid: Aw crap! Where'd I put my keys? / Rabid: I'm just gonna throw out this bag of candy. / Rabish: Oh no! I left the bear you won me on the bus!
/ Rabid: Dang!
/ << BRUM >> / Rabish: Next time, corn dogs AFTER rides.
/ Rabid: At least I've still got my candy. / Rabish: Why don't you just rent a ... http://nameremoved.com/comics/752/ |
| Rabid Lost... (his memories) | Baby: DADDY! / Rabid: That dream again -- what does it mean? / Rabid: I think it's PROPHETIC!!
/ Rabish: or a repressed memory... ? / Dr Quickly: A dream? That's TERRIBLE evidence. I won't help you. / << SLAM >> / Dr Quickly: How was he able to remember? / Dr Quickly: Oh! The group head valve is... http://nameremoved.com/comics/753/ |
| Rabid Lost... (his kingdom) | Rabid: So -- have you run my kingdom into ruin yet, you vile shapeshifter? / Impostor: I'm sorry you feel that way! I really am trying to do a good job! / Impostor: But... I need you to find something for me. If you help me, I'll let you go! Honest! / Rabid: ... very well. / Impostor: Finally! So... http://nameremoved.com/comics/754/ |
| Ultradeath (They mean well...) | Dr Quickly: ... 5 July 2005 - "They mean well..."
/ Noel: Let's see if this works! / Bird: peep peep! / Rabish: Oh no! I better get Doctor Quickly!
/ Bird: peep! / Dr Quickly: Poor thing - a broken wing!
/ Rabish: Don't touch it! / Dr Quickly: I'll scoop it up on some cardboard -- but you know, birds... http://nameremoved.com/comics/755/ |
| Ultradeath (an innocent) | [[ 2 July 2010 . Rabid lost... (his kingdom) ]] / Shapeshifter: Can I take YOUR shape INSTEAD?
/ Dr Quickly: Sure, whatever. / Dr Quickly: Wow! That was the last one!
/ Noel: ffffFFFFINALLY / Space Frog: YOU DID YOUR JOBS TOO WELL YOU'RE FIRED / Dr Quickly: Apparently we undid his CRIME, thereby ultradeathing... http://nameremoved.com/comics/756/ |
| Ultradeath (of a coworker) | [[ at BEST FRIENDS LLC CONTRACT PROGRAMMING ]] / Noel: Sigh... / Noel: He may have turned out to be an ultracriminal but he sure made work interesting. / Dr Quickly: At least we don't have to listen to his AWFUL music any more. / Dr Quickly: Wanna take a break and play some table tennis? / << sip!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/757/ |
| Space Frog Clones (so wiggly) | Rabid: Tadpoles! / Dr Quickly: They were SPACE FROG CLONES, you ninny!
/ Rabot: Oh no! / Dr Quickly: And why would you set ANYTHING free from my lab?
/ Rabot: Th-they were so wiggly! I HAD to! / Rabish: Tadpoles! I love it!!
/ Rabid: Aren't they neat?
/ Dr Quickly: You better hope the other three were... http://nameremoved.com/comics/758/ |
| Space Frog clones (burning up the charts) | [[ The cover of Crazy Space Frog's "WHO LET THE FROGS OUT" ]] / Dr Quickly: This horrible song is burning up the charts! It could be my last chance for continued relevance in the post-Napster era! / Rabot: Dude, don't make me kick you out -- your time's up! I stopped the tape! / Dr Quickly: Well I'm... http://nameremoved.com/comics/759/ |
| Space Frog clones (in space) | Dr Quickly: The space frog clones escaped the holding cells! They've mutated a lot!! It was a terrible mistake to try to turn them into bioweapons!! / Rabid: A perfectly informative audio log. Now I know what I'm up against. / Rabid: Those SPACE SCUMS don't stand a CHANCE. / Rabid: These must be juveniles... http://nameremoved.com/comics/760/ |
| Rabot's Dire Date (household goods) | Rabid: So how'd you two meet?
/ Rabot: ... online! ha ha... / Rabid: Don't be embarrassed -- that's the age we live in. / Rabid: So how do you two -- uh -- I -- uh -- probably sound really narrow-minded, but how-- / Rabot: Dude! This is our FIRST DATE! Seriously! / Rabid: NO! That's not what I meant!... http://nameremoved.com/comics/761/ |
| Rabot's Dire Date (infomercial) | Rabot: Oh hi! You're probably wondering how an average schlub like yours truly scored a date with a megafox like this! I know, right? WHAT GIVES?! / Rabot: It's easier than you think!! / Dr Quickly: I'm Doctor Quickly, founder of Q-DATEZ, with exciting news of an exclusive service for our elite members! / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/762/ |
| Rabot's Dire Date (destruction) | Dr Quickly: ! / Dr Quickly: This looks familiar...
/ Noel: I just buy what they bring me, you know that. / Dr Quickly: All right you underage ruffians -- I brought you some prescription-strength beers -- can we talk?
/ Rabid: Nice, old dude! / Rabid: Regular wage, plus commission -- she set up some,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/763/ |
| sky ship (quest) | Dr Quickly: The sky ship is FALLING?! That's absurd, insane, impossible, ridiculous! It could NEVER fall -- the gods protect it and ANYWAY it's a FAIRY TALE for BABIES and what would YOU know ANYWAY?! / Rabid: I have... the GEEGAW of REVELATION! / Dr Quickly: Wasn't there a prophecy or some shit?
/ Noel:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/764/ |
| Sky Ship (hand) | Rabish: I've got one of those too! / [[ At the Secret Temple. ]] / Rabid: These holes are the same size as our geegaw orbs. / Rabot: So what happens when we put them in?
/ Dr Quickly: Let's find out! / << RRRRRRRRUMBLE >> / [[ The temple is a big hand! ]] / [[ It stretches into the sky! ]] / [[... http://nameremoved.com/comics/765/ |
| Sky Ship (all aboard) | [[ The sky ship is held up by a long arm. ]] / [[ Rabid is floating in goo, I guess he wasn't squashed! ]] / [[ Rabid swims toward the light. ]] / Li'l Beefy: It's cherry flavour!
/ Rabid: KAF
/ << SPLUT >> / Dr Quickly: I guess we're expected!
/ << SCCHLLUCK >>
/ Li'l Beefy: nom / Rabish: Or we ruined... http://nameremoved.com/comics/766/ |
| Frogonomics (boom) | Accountant Frog: GASP IF THESE NUMBERS ARE CORRECT GASP / President Frog: CITIZENS HI I'M PRESIDENT FROG WE NEED TO TALK / President Frog: APPARENTLY WE ARE ALL SUPER TREMENDOUSLY RICH LET'S PARTY / Antennae Frog: I GOT A GOLD-PLATED TONGUE
/ Space Frog Jr: JEALOUS / Space Frog Jr: HAMMOCKS ARE AWFUL... http://nameremoved.com/comics/767/ |
| Frogonomics (caviar) | Space Frog: WE'RE SO BROKE
/ President Frog: AUGH IT HAS COME TO THIS TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCE / [[ Rabid sees a billboard advertising DELICIOUS ELITE SPACE FROG CAVIAR "YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT'S DELICIOUS" ]] / Space Frog: HA HA WE'RE RICH EXPAND PRODUCTION
/ President Frog: GULP OKAY / Rabid: No way! A bottle... http://nameremoved.com/comics/768/ |
| Frogonomics (illusion of wealth) | Antennae Frog: SPACE FROG THE TERRIBLE DISPARITY BETWEEN OUR RICHEST AND POOREST CITIZENS IS THE WORST IT HAS EVER BEEN IT'S TERRIBLE
/ Space Frog: OKAY / Antennae Frog: IT IS ALL BECAUSE YOU RETURNED FROM YOUR SPACE TRAVELS WITH THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF PRIVATE PROPERTY / Space Frog: ARE YOU INSINUATING... http://nameremoved.com/comics/769/ |
| Quickly's Eyebrows (squirm) | Dr Quickly: Goodness gracious! / [[ Dr Quickly has a prescription medication with the main side effect of HAIR LOSS ]] / Dr Quickly: There is only one possible course of action that makes sense. / [[ Dr Quickly goes to work with giant caterpillars on his head. ]]
/ Rabot: Wow, boss! You're looking... http://nameremoved.com/comics/770/ |
| Quickly's Eyebrows (the obvious pun) | Dr Quickly: Check it out!
/ Rabid: Wow! So cool! / Rabid: Did you have to wait in line?
/ Dr Quickly: Just a few hours. / Dr Quickly: Plus they're UNLOCKED; I can use any carrier!
/ Rabid: Really? / Rabid: So then... do you think I could... maybe?
/ Dr Quickly: Heh! Sure! / Rabid: Oh man! This is so... http://nameremoved.com/comics/771/ |
| Quickly's Eyebrows (go to camp) | [[ Last year... ]]
/ Dr Quickly: This looks like a good place to set up camp! / << POINK >>
/ Dr Quickly: Eh! / << STAB >> / Dr Quickly: While that's growing, let's go fishing. / [[ They return to a fully grown fancy robot camp. ]] / [[ Now... ]]
/ Dr Quickly: Didn't you even bring TENTS? You think... http://nameremoved.com/comics/772/ |
| Unicorn Trip (kiss) | Dr Quickly: It's as I feared... only a kiss from a unicorn can save him now! / Dr Quickly: While I'm gone, see that Rabid is dressed in a lady's wig and clothes, with tasteful makeup.
/ Rabot: Uh, okay? / Unicorn: A virgin, eh? Is she cute?
/ Dr Quickly: When not in a coma, she's got a great personality. / Unicorn:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/773/ |
| Unicorn Trip (delicious) | Rabid: I thought unicorns were imaginary!
/ Dr Quickly: We'll see! / << BZT >>
/ Dr Quickly: Nope... / Rabid: Any luck?
/ Dr Quickly: NO.
/ << BZT >> / Dr Quickly: I think I'm going about this wrong...
/ << BOOP >> / Dr Quickly: WHAT the!
/ Rabid: What the what?
/ << BOOP >> / Dr Quickly: Explain yourself!
/ <<... http://nameremoved.com/comics/774/ |
| Unicorn Trip (Test) | Dr Quickly: Well, why does ANYONE go on a quest? I'm trying to obtain a special power!
/ Rabid: Hee hee! / Rabid: Perhaps the unicorn you seek... has been inside you all along!
/ Dr Quickly: That's STUPID. / Rabid: Well... get off my mountain, JERK!
/ Dr Quickly: I'm already leaving, loser! Nice try! / [[... http://nameremoved.com/comics/775/ |
| Art Error (blind date) | [[ Rabish waits in the park for her date. ]] / Rabish: An hour and a half... I've been stood up.
/ Rabid: ? / Rabid: Excuse me, are you Rabish?
/ Rabish: Pardon me? / Rabid: I brought you these flowers for our date!
/ Rabish: I, uh... sorry? / Rabish: Gotta go! Good... good luck! http://nameremoved.com/comics/776/ |
| Art Error (interview) | Rabish: This is going really well! I'm going to get the job! / << SELF ESTEEM >> / Rabish: Where'd he go? Isn't that our table?! / Rabish: I must have said something REALLY stupid... He LEFT! Did he PAY? Am I stuck with the bill? / [[ Rabish leaves through the staff exit. ]] / Rabid: Can I HELP... http://nameremoved.com/comics/777/ |
| Art Error (in the Art World) | Rabid: That should do the trick! Food-based installations are always tough to clean up after. / Rabid: YAWN! I think I'll have a nap! / Noel: Art, eh? It had better be expensive or else it won't be enough of a status symbol. / Rabid: ZZZZ
/ Noel: Wow! This work really speaks to me about how non-billionaires... http://nameremoved.com/comics/778/ |
| The Cure | Dr Quickly: Finally! The cure!
/ Rabish: For what? Cancer? Stupidity?
/ Dr Quickly: Of course not! I have cured the sniffles!
/ Rabish: Oh... / Dr Quickly: Good sir! Would you like to be free from the sniffles once and for all?
/ Rabot: Sorry, I use Norton. / Li'l Beefy: Doc, I heard about your cooties... http://nameremoved.com/comics/779/ |
| Rejected Suggestions Again | [[ The Random One suggested Noel is now good. And has always ben. All comics suggesting otherwise must be considered non-canon. ]]
/ Dr Quickly: Are you evil ever at all? / << sip! >> / Noel: No I am not evil. / [[ Judithe Bialach suggested ?????????????? ]]
/ Dr Quickly: ????????????
/ Space Frog: A... http://nameremoved.com/comics/780/ |
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