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A Hole in Reality (is good for storage) Dr Quickly: I've discovered a HOLE IN REALITY! / Rabid: Wow! Where does it go? / Dr Quickly: What? No, it's just a hole! It goes to the end of the hole, that's all. / Rabid: How is it not just a regular hole, then? / Dr Quickly: It's got a sign and everything! Now are you going to help me move my old...
Suspicious Salesman (pulls a triple cross) Noel: Your job is to go out on the streets and sell these horrible drugs to children. / Rabid: You got it, boss!! / Noel: And... you're not a cop, right? / Rabid: No, no way! I'll sell your drugs and I'm not a cop at all. / Noel: Good. / Dr Quickly: But... if he's not a cop, who is he working for?! / <<...
Suspicious Salesman (foists Faustian fraud) Rabid: Actually, no, this ISN'T a good time; I'm about to eat dinner. / Rabid: A once in a lifetime offer? Baloney. I'm not interested!! / Rabid: Grow a clue, chump! I'm hanging up!! / << SLAM >> / << RING RING RING >> / << RING RING RING RING RING >> / Rabid: Okay, fine. What are you selling? / Rabid:...
Suspicious Salesman (books a holiday) Rabid: Hell's ass do I ever need this vacation. / Rabid: It's just been so completely crazy lately. So nuts!! / Rabid: Seriously cannot wait to veg out on the beach. / Rabish: Beach? Mister, this plane is going to the North Pole. / Rabid: I'm suposed to be going to a tropical island!! / Noel: Let me...
Tangerines (stop the bleeding) Rabid: Tangerines, milk, butter, parsley... / [[ Rabid walks through the park. ]] / << RING RING >> / Rabid: Hey -- I'm almost there. ... am I really that slow? / Rabid: No, okay, I can take a taxi. / Rabid: I thought we got a whole case of San Pellegrino already? / Rabid: More potatoes? We already...
 
Tangerine (like in the old days) Rabid: They must have put these stairs in while I was at the groer! / Rabid: Oh, and this was a road. / Rabid: Darn it! I must have gotten lost... I better find a landmark. / Rabid: Hmmm... / Custodian: Recognize anything? / Rabid: No, but thanks for letting me go up and look around. / Custodian:...
Tangerine (plus applicable taxes) Rabid: Five bucks more to get free shipping? Fine, I'll buy some fruit. / [[ The package is dented, fruit juice is spoiling. ]] / Rabish: Where did you find this book? / Rabish: Why does it smell so bad?! / Rabid: Eee! I love it! / Rabid: Oh wait gross that SMELL!! / Rabish: Ah! I knew this would...
Sore Throat (cannot be stopped) Rabid: Ugh I have a terrible sore throat. / Noel: Is there a problem with the delicious gelato variety platter you ordered? / Rabot: Dude seriously! Free promotional artisanal hot dogs! / Rabish: D'you want a "krispy kreme"? Oh, sorry - I forgot! / Dr Quickly: Hmmm... looks like a pretty typical...
Sore Throat (has dire consequences) Rabid: Ugh I have a terrible sore throat. / Dr Quickly: Oh my!! / Dr Quickly: You have a terrible advanced parasitic infection. We have to operate immediately. / << RRRIIIIIPPPP >> / Rabid: OWWWW / Dr Quickly: The operation was a success! We've already started growing your replacement parts. / Rabid:...
Sore Throat (is a good enough excuse) Rabid: Ugh I have a terrible sore throat. / Rabid: And my feet got all swolly! / Rabid: -- and my eye fell out!! / Rabid: Oh no! / [[ Rabid's fur falls off. ]] / << fump >> / Rabid: P-pustules? / << CRACK! >> / [[ Rabid's head splits open. ]] / Rabid: OW! / [[ Rabid, lying in a pool of pus, with swollen...
 
Trip to Chicago part one Rabid: I've almost got a GPS signal! / Rabish: But - we're here! / Rabish: That wifi password they gave us isn't working... / Bus Driver: You have to swipe it again! / Rabish: This light is so pretty! / Rabid: What? The camera battery's dead already! / Rabid: If this is our floor, why aren't the doors...
Trip to Chicago part two Rabid: I should have brought my winter boots! / Rabot: zzz / << CRUNK! >> / Rabot: An intruder in my hibernation chamber! / Rabot: I'm gonna get you, you JERK! I'm gonna... you... you'll be... zzzzz / Rabot: zzz / Rabot: That's for last winter, jerk!
Trip to Chicago part three [[ Santa Rabid climbs into a chimney in a torrential downpour. He's soaked to the bone! ]] / Rabot: ?! / [[ His presents and carpet are soaking wet. ]]
Space Frog's Indeterminate Revenge (shrug) Space Frog: MY LASER WILL CUT YOU IN TWO / Rabid: Why?! Why are you doing this to me?! / Rabid: Please! Answer me!! / Space Frog: I DID / Space Frog: SEE I SHRUGGED INSOUCIANTLY / Space Frog: LIKE THIS SEE / Rabid: No?
Space Frog's Indeterminate Revenge (for, such as) Rabid: Please! Why are you doing this?! / Rabid: Is it because of when we replaced your mouthwash with paint? / Space Frog: I'M ALL READY FOR MY BIG DATE / Rabid: Or when we threw your teddy bear in the river? / Space Frog: TEDDY NOOOO / Rabid: Or how we used to throw rocks at you on your way home from...
 
Space Frog's Indeterminate Revenge (revealed) Rabid: Oh, ugh, it's morning already? / Rabid: That must've been a helluva New Years party... Can't even remem-- / [[ Rabid gazes in horror at his new body. ]] / Rabid: AAAUUUUGH!! / Rabish: Oh thank goodness you woke up!! / Rabid: AAAUUUUGH!! / Rabish: I know! Please, stop screaming. We'll figure...
Rabid longs for another life (in the drug forest) Rabid: Time for a break. / << tap tap tap >> / [[ Rabid goes into the bathroom at work. ]] / << detach! >> / [[ He finds a waterproof container behind the toilet. ]] / << POP! >> / [[ He opens it up with a grin on his face. ]] / [[ He drips drugs into his eyes from a dropper that was in the container....
Rabid longs for another life (but tries to have fun anyway) Rabid: Ha! A twenty! I slayed the orc!! / << click click click >> / Rabid: Okay, slow healing, we've got him at 30% and he's about to pop Leeching Swarm! / << donk >> / Rabid: Ow hey I have fire immunity you idiot!! / [[ Rabid is reading nerdy books in bed. ]] / Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm...
Rabid longs for another life (as a famous webcartoonist) << CRACK >> / Rabid: I always wanted to do something... creative. / << FRUMP brt tr tr tk tk tk >> / Rabid: I never felt like I had a chance to explore that side of myself. / Rabish: Why not just take some time, give it a shot? / Rabid: Okay! / Rabish: Why did you draw them so bumpy-looking? / Rabid:...
Trouble at the Anti-Matter Factory ("turns out" to be socks) Rabid: Hey, Shift Leader? There's a problem with today's batch of oddsocks... / Rabid: Okay so this is one left over from yesterday, I turn it inside out... / << SPLASH >> / Rabid: ... and we get a bowl of antimatter. Nothing unexpected about that. / Rabish: You're holding that too high from the bowl. / Rabid:...
 
Trouble at the Anti-Matter Factory (on the moon) [[ Rabish reaches into the fridge. ]] / [[ The lights go out, everywhere. ]] / Rabish: Whoa! / Rabid: Hope I can make it to Rabish's... / Rabid: I didn't realize this subway was so deep!! / Rabish: Come up to the roof, it's awesome! / Rabid: The city? / Rabish: It was such a nice moon.
Trouble at the Anti-Matter Factory (caused a price spike) [[ Salvador's Anti-Matter station has exceedingly expensive antimatter. ]] / [[ Atomic Al's Carwash and Anti-Matter station also is way over-priced. ]] / Rabid: I'm going to HAVE to stop, soon. / Rabid: And we can pick all that up at the drugstore? Thanks, Doc! / Noel: I bet those kids in room seven...
For a Movie (I guess) Agent: Quick, get on the on-ramp and follow that limo!! / Rabid: Seriously?! / Rabid: That's a 400-class highway; I'm not licensed to drive a class C truck on anything above 300. / Agent: Well I'm authorizing you for high-speed pursuit! / Rabid: On whose authority? / Agent: By the power vested in me...
For a Movie (rental) Rabid: I'm going to mis my flight... / Dr Quickly: Good... morning. / Dr Quickly: We'd like to ask you some questions about the video we found on your laptop. / Rabid: What, the zombie movie I rented to watch on the plane? / << click click >> / Rabot: We're all done here, sir. Thank you for your...
For a Movie (it's all special effects [[ Rabid sees some guy filming a dust-up. ]] / Rabid: Oh my gosh! / Cameraman: This is perfect!! / Rabid: Don't just stand there filming them! Help me break it up!! / Cameraman: Dude get out of the shot!! / Rabish: CUT!! / Rabish: THIS IS A CLOSED SET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?! WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!
 
Body Marzipan (found by Hobo Doc) Dr Quickly: What a find!! / [[ Doctor Quickly takes the box of body marzipan to his camp under a bridge. ]] / [[ By a fire, Dr Quickly assembles a new monster. ]] / Dr Quickly: Hello little friend! / Marzipan Monster: Hey! / [[ Dr Quickly and his troupe of marzipan monsters walk along some train tracks....
Body Marzipan (the origin of life) Rabish: "Where did all this marzipan come from?" asked the clouds... / Rabish: ... but the clouds were still all alone. / Rabish: So they played. And made things. / Rabish: Trees, mountains, bears, and fish... / Rabish: Toolstones, kindling, hot springs and berries. / Rabish: And little toes with...
Body Marzipan (hides a secret) Rabid: Oh, neat! / Marzipan Head: Hurry! Get me out of here!! They've almost found me!! / Rabid: What ARE they?! / Marzipan Head: No time! RUN!! / Rabid: Why do you look so much like me? / Marzipan Head: They gave me your mind and body to spy with but I tried to fight back and help your planet. / Alien:...
Space Frog School (first day) Dr Quickly: WELCOME TO SPACE FROG SCHOOL WHERE YOU LEARN HOW TO BE LIKE SPACE FROG / Dr Quickly: THE BEST INSTRUCTORS IN THE WORLD / Dr Quickly: CHALLENGING COURSEWORK / Rabid: Whoa hey! / [[ Dr Quickly is muted by his attempt to swallow Rabid at the same time as hollering. ]] / Dr Quickly: AN INTERNATIONALLY...
Space Frog School (enrolment) Space Frog: AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR TOUR OF THE EDUCATIONAL FACILITIES AT SPACE FROG UNIVERSITY NOW WE WILL GO TO A WILD DORM PARTY AND DO DRUGS / Rabish: So we were wondering if we could go look at the library? Or see the robotics lab? / Space Frog: ENROLMENT IS WAY DOWN YOU'RE FIRED / Space Frog:...
 

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