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| Not a Sandwich (tipping) | Dr Quickly: This isn't a sandwich. / Rabot: Oh! He didn't eat any of his soybean mucilage! Oh! He also didn't leave a tip at all! / Rabot: Sorry, baby, I only had enough money to get us the tickets. / Rabid: You want more hot dogs? I can get you more hot dogs, cutie! / Rabot: My lady's stolen! Dang... http://nameremoved.com/comics/631/ |
| Not a Sandwich (shoddy magic) | Dr Quickly: That's... not a sandwich. / Rabid: I assure you, sir, I am most definitely a sandwich!
/ Dr Quickly: BALONEY! / Rabid: As you please, sir! Baloney it is! / Rabid: Uh... / Dr Quickly: GARCON! / Rabot: Your evening is on the house, and rest assured our new chef will be fired.
/ Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/632/ |
| Not a Sandwich (definition) | Dr Quickly: That's not a sandwich.
/ Rabot: Eh? / Rabot: Sure it is, a soft tortilla tuna salad roll. Part of our "try our many sandwiches" promotion.
/ Dr Quickly: BAH! / Dr Quickly: Bring me a REAL sandwich!
/ << SPLUT >> / Rabot: A "pizza pocket"!
/ Dr Quickly: NO!! / Rabot: A crimped shut grilled... http://nameremoved.com/comics/633/ |
| Frog Fixes The Past (part one) | Space Frog: HI I'M SPACE FROG AND I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A COMIC FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND THAT BOTHERS ME SO THIS IS A STORY ABOUT HOW I WENT BACK IN TIME AND FIXED IT SO I WAS IN MORE COMICS / Space Frog: YOU ARE A ROBOT YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHERE A TIME MACHINE IS TELL ME / Space Frog: FIVE BUCKS FOR TIME... http://nameremoved.com/comics/634/ |
| Frog Fixes The Past (part two) | Rabish: Were you able to stop him? Is the universe saved? / Space Frog: WHEE TIME TRAVEL IS FUN / Noel: Whoah, what's going on?
/ Rabish: We're doomed. / Bat-Rabid: Our timeline is dissolving!! / << WHIFF >>
/ Space Frog: HA HA IT IS TOO LATE TO STOP ME ALSO YOU MISSED / Bat-Rabid: I hope you're happy,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/635/ |
| Frog Fixes the Past (placeholder) | Space Frog: I NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER COMIC ABOUT TIME TRAVEL HURRY UP / Dinosaur: BUT I'M SO TIRED / Hippo: COMIC WILL BE UP LATER TODAY!!! http://nameremoved.com/comics/636/ |
| Frog Fixes the Past (the truth) | Space Frog: HA HA THIS NEW UNIVERSE I MADE IS SUPER FUN / Space Frog: TREMBLE, MORTALS!! / Rabot: Oh! I exist again!! / Rabid: I'm back? I miss oblivion. / Dr Quickly: I'm so happy to be teaching again! / Rabot: Everything tastes so much better in this universe. Space Frog is ace!! / Space Frog:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/637/ |
| TAKRON-6 (BBQ) | Rabot: EARTHLINGS! HEED MY WARNING! TAKRON-6 IS COMING... / Rabot: AND THE WHOLE WORLD SHALL BURN!! / Rabid: Gosh! We'd better tell the World President!!
/ Rabot: Hey, that's a good idea! / Dr Quickly: This is terrible! What can we do?
/ Rabot: WEAR YOUR SWIMSUITS... / Rabot: AND BYOB!! / Rabot: Also,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/638/ |
| Takron-6 Presiding | Rabid: Oh, great... don't make eye contact. / Dr Quickly: Have you heard the good news, friends? / Dr Quickly: The whole world shall burn!! / Rabid: Hands off the duds, buddy! That's assault! / << CHUD >>
/ Rabid: And this is self-defence! / Cop: Save it for the judge, pal. / Takron-6: GUILTY http://nameremoved.com/comics/639/ |
| TAKRON-6 (subscription) | Dr Quickly: TAKRON-6 IS COMING AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BURN!!
/ Rabid: Cancel your damn subscription. / [[ One month earlier... ]]
/ Dr Quickly: TAKRON-5 IS COMING AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FREEZE!! / [[ One month earlier... ]]
/ Dr Quickly: TAKRON-4 IS COMING AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL ROT!! / [[ One... http://nameremoved.com/comics/640/ |
| Time Paradox (will) | Rabid: Hi! I'm from the future!!
/ Rabish: You... you just squashed yourself! / Rabid: But I don't REMEMBER that HAPPENING!! / Rabid: I bet I left myself a fortune in my will!! / Dr Quickly: According to the laws of our, as you so eloquently put it, "primitive-ass chump-wad civilization"... / Dr Quickly:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/641/ |
| Time Paradox (frog meddlin') | Rabid: Hi! I'm from the future!
/ Rabish: You squashed a pretty little butterfly! / Rabid: Oh no! The TIME COPS will get me! / Rabid: Wow! I must not be the only person messing with the timeline!!
/ Rabish: How is it we can notice this? / Dr Quickly: Rabid! Rabish! You have to help me!!
/ Rabid: Doctor... http://nameremoved.com/comics/642/ |
| Time Paradox (skynet vs. atlantis) | Rabish: Oh no! Another death robot from the future!!
/ Rabid: Hi! / Rabid: Come with me if you want to live!
/ Rabish: Well... okay! / Rabot: Ooooh! Darn you guys! I'm going to go back farther in time and REALLY cook your bacon!!
/ << BLAM BLAM>> / Dr Quickly: We don't serve naked folk in this here wild-west... http://nameremoved.com/comics/643/ |
| Rabish Quits Cooking (an Entertainment News Exclusive) | Rabish: This chicken is BULLSH-- / [[ "Technical Difficulties" We'll be right back! ]] / Rabid: Uh hi uh I'm filling in for Rabish uh I'm Rabid uh this is uh a chicken we'll do cooking on it now okay. / Rabid: If you can see the chicken, there's not enough salt on it.
/ << shhhhhhhhshhshhh >> / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/644/ |
| Rabish Quits Cooking (comfort food) | Rabish: I can't do this. / [[ Rabid arrives home, haggard, with shopping bags full. ]] / << bublbl bulublb >>
/ << shk shk >>
/ [[ As two kettles pipe, Rabish empties a bag of McCain Straight Cut French Fried Potatoes onto a World Kitchen Baker's Secret baking sheet. ]] / [[ Rabish pours water into... http://nameremoved.com/comics/645/ |
| Rabish Quits Cooking (abandon capital) | Rabish: I'm wasting my life... / Radio Announcer: It seems Rabish's resignation has had a profound and immediate effect on the television industry, as the vast majority of those employed in the field have left with the rest projected to follow. No word on how the "pied piper" herself is faring... / Radio... http://nameremoved.com/comics/646/ |
| IKEA Ancestors (Rabid's Oddysee) | [[ Rabid sees an Ancestor Chair next to a bird portal. ]] / Rabid: Wait!
/ Rabish: Okay. / Rabid: chant chant chant / [[ Rabid shoves the Ancestor Chair into the newly opened bird portal.]]
/ << shove! >> / Rabid: Hello!
/ Rabish: Hello!
/ Rabid: Follow me!
/ Rabish: Okay! / Rabish: Wait, weren't we... http://nameremoved.com/comics/647/ |
| IKEA Ancestors (Lengijarn Mestrbein) | Rabish: I can't believe you're okay with a computer table called "JERKER".
/ [[ Rabid is distracted, seeing the new DESEKRATOR chair. ]] / [[ He reaches out for it. ]]
/ Rabish: Isn't the seat a bit high for you? / [[ He touches it. ]] / The Ghost of Lengijarn Mestrbein: HA HA! I HAVE RETURNED!! / The... http://nameremoved.com/comics/648/ |
| IKEA Ancestors (and other classic horror films) | Announcer: THRILL TO THE NAME REMOVED HALLOWEEN HORROR SEXTUPLE FEATURE! YOU'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT!! / [[ Rabid espies a humiliating chair made out of bones. ]]
/ Rabid: The fools! Such disrespect for my ancestors. / [[ Rabid lifts a floor tile and at a glance can detect trouble. ]]
/ Rabid: Why, this IKEA... http://nameremoved.com/comics/649/ |
| Mustard Genie (not a space genie) | Mustard Genie: You've freed me! Make a wish!! / Rabid: You're out of mustard. / Mustard Genie: Dude, wait! A wish! Hey! / Rabot: They probably think you're going to ask for money. City folk. / Rabot: Oh, and I wish for more mustard.
/ << pat pat >>
/ Mustard Genie: Sigh. / Mustard Genie: So... why... http://nameremoved.com/comics/650/ |
| Mustard Genie (is the hardest part of the level) | [[ A soldier is dead on the ground some distance from a smoking crashed airplane. ]] / [[ More soldiers are dead next to the airplane and a discarded parachute. A grappling hook is attached to a line running down a cliff. In the distance, across a jungle, is a strange castle. ]] / [[ The castle seen... http://nameremoved.com/comics/651/ |
| Mustard Genie (beach party) | Mustard Genie: How about instead of mustard... a wish! / Rabid: A kickin' ride with monster bass!
/ Mustard Genie: Rad! / Rabish: Beach holiday!
/ Mustard Genie: A great idea!! / Dr Quickly: Ice cold beers! / Li'l Beefy: Fun games with friends!
/ Mustard Genie: Aww! / Noel: Real food. / Rabot: A tan.
/ Mustard... http://nameremoved.com/comics/652/ |
| Rabot's Growth Disorder (is a dog) | Dr Quickly: You're at the age where things like this start to happen... / Dr Quickly: It's probably just a natural step in your body's development! / Dr Quickly: And anyway he's such a good boy! Aren't you! Aren't you a good boy!! / Rabish: So are you like a centaur or something?
/ Rabot: N-no? / Noel:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/653/ |
| Rabot's Growth Disorder (double pinocchio syndrome) | Rabot: Hey honey! Sorry I'm so late, I had to finish some work up at the office. / << SHUNK >>
/ Rabot: Buh! / Rabot: Okay, uh, I went to a strip club with the guys. / << SHUNK >> / Rabot: I hope you don't get mad! It sure wasn't MY idea! / << SHUNK >> / Rabot: ... / Rabot: Anyway, I'm super looking... http://nameremoved.com/comics/654/ |
| Rabot's Growth Disorder (leads to disaster) | [[ Helicopter gunships attack a mutated musclebound Rabot. He responds by picking up a large chunk of paving. ]]
/ << CRACK >> / [[ Rabot throws the paving. Bullets ricochet at his feet. ]]
/ << TAK TAK TAK >> / [[ The paving slices through a helicopter, another continues to fire. ]]
/ << CRAKOOM BRRRRRT... http://nameremoved.com/comics/655/ |
| Alien Eyes (walk a mile in their sockets) | [[ A hideous alien gibbers. ]]
/ Dr Quickly: It says the tradition of its people is an exchange of eyes to "seal the deal"! / Rabid: Sounds cool! Sign me up! / [[ Rabid, with the alien's eye-pouch attached to his head, sips a soda in the park. ]]
/ << SLKKKKKK >> / [[ The eye-pouch hangs over a bathroom... http://nameremoved.com/comics/656/ |
| Alien Eyes (are windows to the soul) | Noel: You've taught me so much... about life... love... do you really have to leave?
/ Pigeon: I'M SORRY NOEL I LOVE YOU!! / Pigeon: I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF SIGHT AS I SEE THINGS, PURE AND UNCLOUDED BY HUMAN HATRED AND PETTY JEALOUSY!!
/ << ZAP >> / Pigeon: SEE YA! / Noel: As I was taught, I teach you... http://nameremoved.com/comics/657/ |
| Alien Eyes (plus shipping) | Rabid: Hey cool, an unsolicited mail-order catalogue! / [[ The catalogue is HOLIDAY 2009 HORRIBLE GIFTS which suggests "GREAT VALUES FOR THE HOLIDAYS" ]] / [[ The Light-Up Slippers and Flask: Just step into our plush slippers and powerful built-in LED footlights light your way in the dark! Perfect... http://nameremoved.com/comics/658/ |
| A Hole In Reality (or at least the wall) | Dr Quickly: Rabid, look! I've discovered a HOLE in REALITY!! / Rabid: What? Where... what do you mean? / Dr Quickly: Watch closely while I cross it! / Dr Quickly: And here I am!
/ Rabid: I don't get it. / Dr Quickly: Watch closely as I return. / Dr Quickly: Isn't it neat? / Rabid: What exactly am... http://nameremoved.com/comics/659/ |
| A Hole in Reality (and a reservation) | Dr Quickly: Look, I found a hole in reality! Let's all have an adventure! / Rabid: Another hole! / Rabish: Th-this way!! / [[ Underwater, a turtle says hello. ]] / [[ Crawling along a facade many stories up. ]] / [[ Climbing down a well in a desert near some shiny pyramids. ]] / [[ Tiny, running... http://nameremoved.com/comics/660/ |
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