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Rabish's Mistake (protocol) Rabish: WHAT HAVE I DONE!! / Dr Quickly: Yeah, you filled it out wrong. That's why it says to use a pencil. / Dr Quickly: Here, just have a new form. / Rabish: Really? They said I only had one chance! / Dr Quickly: That's part of the protocol, telling people that. You get as many chances as you need. / Dr...
Rabish's Mistake (magnitude) Rabish: Wait, ten to the MINUS thirty? / Dr Quickly: FLIPPING LAUNCH SWITCH... IS GO!! / Rabish: Stop the launch!! / Rabid: Come back, Mission Control... 10-84, please copy. Whatever you put in my tank really set the hammer down. / Rabid: Got the moon in my back door two weeks before I should've...
Rabish's Mistake (baking) Rabish: Did I leave the oven on? / Rabish: Hey, they look great!! / << CRACK / Rabish: Hmm... / Rabid: You sure about this? / Rabish: Go get 'em, tiger!!
The Circus of Dr Quickly (travel) Noel: Nuts to this ridiculous employment. End of this season, I'm retiring. ... or I could just run away... / Rabid: Any Cokes left? / Rabish: Nope! / Dr Quickly: This fine hamlet will be well served by a circus. And we could use some supplies...
The Circus of Dr Quickly (setting up) Rabish: Have a free pass!! / Li'l Beefy: Gosh thanks! / Big Beefy: What you got there son? / Li'l Beefy: A pretty lady gave me a pass to the circus! / Big Beefy: HEH HEH / Dr Quickly: We know perfectly well you're ferocious, but the audience wants BLOOD. Please put on the lower jaw as well. / Rabot:...
 
The Circus of Dr Quickly (performance) Rabish: He took your pass? / Rabish: Then you are my GUEST! / Dr Quickly: Step right up! Durst anyone challenge... / Dr Quickly: THE DOOM FROG!! / Space Frog: RAAR / Big Beefy: Aye. / Dr Quickly: And here, and here. / Rabish: Do you like thrill rides? / Li'l Beefy: I don't know!! / Rabish: Set it...
Classic Transmitter: A bomb! (food) [[ Devil has a gift for Boy! Boy is delighted. ]] / [[ Boy tries to eat the gift. Devil suggests that it might be tastier if properly prepared. ]] / << BLEND BLEND >> / << MASH MASH >> / [[ Boy wonders if the seeds are edible. ]] / [[ Boy realizes he should have melted the bomb in a bowl. ]] / <<...
Classic Transmitter: A bomb! (garden) [[ Devil has a gift for Boy! Boy is delighted. ]] / [[ Boy planted the gift. ]] / [[ Boy reads a book while Devil discovers the misuse of his gift. ]] / << YANK YANK >> / << BRUSH >> / << FIRE >> / << WATER WATER DOUSE >> / [[ Devil is not amused by the water's effect. ]] / << FIRE >> / << FIRE...
Classic Transmitter: A bomb! (advertisement) [[ Boy gets an AWESOME present. ]] / [[ Boy stunts up the scene. Onlookers gasp. A logo appears. ]] / [[ More logos. Stunts. ]] / [[ Boy totally swipes Devil's DR INK in the middle of a stunt even! ]] / [[ Perfect landing. ]] / [[ The bomb explodes! Boy dies -- ROCKIN ]] / [[ Boy is in heaven,...
Unique Opportunity (pie) Dr Quickly: Hello, Rabid! Eat this pie! / Rabid: Yeah! Hang on a second! / Rabid: Get back in your terrarium! / Snake: Ssss! / Rabid: You couldn't wait?! / Dr Quickly: Delicious pie!! / Rabid: Let me save my game!! / Dr Quickly: The pie spoiled. / Rabid: Dammit! / Dr Quickly: How about... some pie! / Rabid:...
 
Unique Opportunity (Elvesham) Rabid: So... what's the catch? / Noel: Only that if you leave this room without signing, the deal evaporates. / Rabid: Signed!! / Noel: Oh, and now we have to swap bodies. / Rabid: You know what'd be TOTALLY hot is us making out. / Rabish: Can I put the groceries down first? / Rabid: Are you done in...
Unique Opportunity (split) Rabid: He's totally wrong, and I can prove it! Should I say something?! / Rabish: Fascinating! / [[ YES ]] / Rabid: I was there, Doc. It didn't happen that way. / Dr Quickly: How rude! / [[ NO ]] / Rabid: Good story, Doc! Ha ha! / Dr Quickly: Rabid! Fetch us a drink, would you? / [[ YES + ANGRY ]] / Dr...
The Size Rabish Is (big) Rabid: Happy birthday!! Try it on!! / Dr Quickly: Ah, the daintiest of dainty bonnets for our little lady! I'm very thoughtful! / Rabot: I got you jogging shoes... sneakers... might just leave them outside... / << huff puff >> / Noel: I uh got you a card. / Space Frog: THAT'S JUST THE GIFT RECEIPT / Rabish:...
The Size Rabish Is (small) Rabid: After last year we pooled our resources. / Rabish: Can I just get like the cash value? / Shopkeep: Ohhh can you come to the Tiny Bank with me, then? / Shopkeep: Wait here, please! / Rabish: Okay! / Teller: Oh! I'll have to get the manager! / Manager: Give her the golden acorn of magic. / Manager:...
The Size Rabish Is (magic) Rabid: Rabish? You home? / Rabid: Hellooo? / Rabish: Hey! RIght here, bozo! / Rabid: Huh. / Rabid: Guess I'll wait for her. / Rabish: Whatcha got, buster?! / Manager: It's magic. An owl made it? / Manager: Woah! Don't do that!! / Rabid: Well maybe you shouldn't eat magic poop!
 
Space Frog, Rapper (origin) Space Frog: I'M SPACE FROG AND I'M MAKING UP A RAP / I WANT TO RAP IT FOR YOU SO PLEASE WAKE UP FROM YOUR NAP / Rabid: Wh... Space Frog? What time is it? / Space Frog: RAP TIME RAP O'CLOCK / Rabid; Alright, fine. Rap me a rap about... groceries. / Space Frog: TOO HARD GOOD NIGHT / Space Frog: NO WAIT / Space...
Space Frog, Rapper (caught) Space Frog: HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE THESE HOT DOGS CAN I RAP FOR YOU I AM A RAPSTAR / Rabot: ... sure. / Space Frog: WHAT SHOULD I RAP ABOUT / Rabot: I don't care. Are you going to pay? / Space Frog: YES WITH RAPPING / Rabish: I'm BUSY, he can bail his own damn self out. / Dr Quickly: Premeditated...
Space Frog, Rapper (publicity) Space Frog: MY PRISON SOJOURN HAS INCREASED MY CREDIBILITY AS A RAPPER I HAVE BEEN SIGNED TO A LABEL / Rabid: Oh, wow! / Dr Quickly: You've only recorded one track? / Space Frog: BUT IT'S A DOOZY / Space Frog: I HAVE BEEN IN PRISON IT MAKES ME SUPER COOL I COMPLETED THE REQUIREMENTS TO GRADUATE HIGH...
D-Cell (reload) Rabid: Hey, it's working! How'd you do that? / Rabid: Look, writing! / Rabid: A riddle! / Rabid: I brought a carrot! Maybe that'll work!! / Rabid: Hm... maybe the flashlight? / Rabid: Nope! I'll try my arm! / << SLAM! >> / Dr Quickly: Here, try this key I found. / Dr Quickly: Dang it! / Narration:...
D-Cell (rod) Rabid: Wow! How'd you do that? / Rabid: Oooh... / Dr Quickly: You should just eat that carrot, I have a better idea. / Dr Quickly: This immovable post we picked up earlier should do the trick!! / << GRN GRN GRN GR-CRUNCH >> / Dr Quickly: Ha! / << BLINK BL-BLINK BLINK >> / << SLAM! >> / Dr Quickly:...
 
D-Cell (endgame) Rabid: Wow! How'd you do that? / Rabid: What are you doing? / Dr Quickly: Help me get this back out. / << GRN GRN GRN GR-CRUNCH >> / Dr Quickly: Hold it here. / << SLAM >> / << WHUD >> / Dr Quickly; Come on! / Ghost guard: FOR ME? YOU MAY PASS / Dr Quickly: Give me that, you goof. / Dr Quickly:...
Altruism (crime lord) Rabish: What are you doing?! / Dr Quickly: Helpin' out! / << CRACK >> / Cop: Is... is there a problem, Sir? We got a call... / Dr Quickly: Sure ain't! / Dr Quickly: Well, toots, you could say I'm a strong believer in my civic duty. / Noel: No, I often dine with my interview subjects, it's very professional...
Altruism (FAI) Rabish: What are you doing?! / Dr Quickly: Helping out. / << PRESS! >> / Dr Quickly: Hello, super powerful artificial intelligence!! / AI: Huh. Hello. / AI: You... want everybody to be happy. / Dr Quickly: That's why I made you! / AI: Hm... / Dr Quickly: I programmed you to know what that means! / AI:...
Altruism (faerie) Li'l Beefy: How did you become King of the Faerie?! / Dr Quickly: Helping out!! / Dr Quickly: When I was your age I set out, like you, to find the secret Faerie Kingdom spoken of in my most treasured tales. / Dr Quickly: Deep under the city, a perilous journey... as you well know! / Dr Quickly: There...
Desperontonian Dick (first case) Space Frog: MY FIRST CASE I'M STAKING OUT A HOTEL ROOM JUST LIKE THEY TAUGHT ME IN DICK SCHOOL SOME DAME WANTS EVIDENCE FOR HER DIVORCE / Space Frog: LOOKS LIKE HE'S FINALLY SHOWING UP HIS GIRLFRIEND'S BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS / Space Frog: I WONDER IF THERE ARE PEANUTS IN THE MINIBAR / Space Frog:...
 
Desperontonian Dick (twist) << PREVIOUSLY... >> / Rabish: Take me to where he's hiding. / Space Frog: SO OFF WE WENT TO MY SHACK FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON / Rabish: Would you mind waiting in the car? / Space Frog: UH YES / Space Frog: HEY GUY I BROUGHT YOU YOUR WIFE / Rabid: Huh? My what? / Rabid: Who the hell is she? Why'd you...
Desperontonian Dick (thrilling conclusion) << PREVIOUSLY... >> / << BANG >> / Rabish: hgglagglagppf / Noel: You sure know how to cause trouble, Mr Frog. / Space Frog: HEY IT'S THAT DEAD LADY / Space Frog: YOU'RE THAT DEAD LADY / << SULT SULT >> / Noel: Do I LOOK dead, sugar? / Space Frog: YOUR CHARMS WON'T SWAY ME BUT I NOTICE YOU'RE NOT POINTING...
Patchstravaganza Page 1: Suggestion Rabid: "Devil tricks boy into eating a VERY BIG APPLE" / << BING BING >> / Dr Quickly: ! / Dr Quickly: This suggestions is SO TERRIBLE I can't use it EVER. / << STRETCH! >> / Rabid: It's MONDAY! Maybe he used my suggestion! / Rabid: Aw, nope, I'll come up with another! / Rabid: He hasn't used a single...
Patchstravaganza Page 2: Legality Space Frog: ARE YOU MAD WOMAN THAT ISN'T LEGAL IN ARIZONA -- OR HERE! / << SIZZZ >> / Rabish: You taught me too well, Frog. Now I'm cooler than you. / Space Frog: GASP / Rabish: YOU! Webcomic nerd! I'm cool and you work for ME now!! / Dr Quickly: GASP!! / Rabot: Your webcomic gets too many hits, now!...
Patchstravaganza Page 3: Trophy Noel: And the award for... INTERNATIONAL BEST COMIC VOTED BY ALL OF EVERYONE goes to... / Noel: RABISH! By a LANDSLIDE! / Rabish: That's because it wasn't just nerds who voted!! / Rabish: Thisss awards paarty SUCK lets go to a BETTER paaarty... / Dr Quickly: That's a lot of drugs. / Rabish: IT'S A PARTY / Dr...
 

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