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Bad Drink (dentition)	Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / Rabid: eck / Dr Quickly: Oop- / <> / Rabish: Well, I guess I don't explicitly hate it... / Noel: I think what I'm trying to say is... I'd like to hang out with you sometime? / <> / Copmonster: A BITE taken out of 'er, you say?! / Dispatchermonster:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/451/
Bad Drink (coat)	Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm -- CHANGING!! / Rabid: There. Much better. / Dr Quickly: What shall I do with your old, stained coat? / Rabid: Oh, I don't care. / Dr Quickly: There. Much better. / Rabish: Oh, Rabid. That was inexplicably wonderful. / Space Frog: GOOD JOB, RABID! YOUR PRODUCTIVITY... http://nameremoved.com/comics/452/
Bad Drink (Einhorn)	Rabid: What did you put in that?! I'm... CHANGING!! / <> / Noel: Damn it, I'm NOT a virgin! Get away from me! / Noel: Ha! I'll get a pretty penny for this! Serves him right... thinks he can mess with a virgin... / Rabot: She's totally hot, but being a robot I lack sex characteristics.... http://nameremoved.com/comics/453/
Mysterious Pursuer (pig)	Rabid: I'm still being followed!! / Rabid: Is there anything you can do? It's scary!! / Dr Quickly: A disguise!! / Child: Ew, the pig man drinks his drink so grossly!! / Mom: Don't stare, dear... / Rabid: Sigh. / Miasmic Evil: I heard you got a disguise but I TRACK BY SCENT!! / Rabid: Yipe!! / Miasmic... http://nameremoved.com/comics/454/
Mysterious Pursuer (betrayal)	Pursuer: Where are you? / Rabish: Is it really you? Where have you been? Are you in trouble?! / Pursuer: Hmn. / Rabish: Can I see you? Is it safe? Yeah, we can meet there. / Rabid: It looks like she came alone... / Rabish: No, I won't write it down, and I'll make sure I'm not followed. Stay there... http://nameremoved.com/comics/455/

Mysterious Pursuer (destruct)	<> / Rabid: Gotcha! / Rabid: Gah!! / Rabid: No! It can't be!! / Dr Quickly: I told you not to use it! All the clones it makes are bloodthirsty murderers!! / Dr Quickly: Luckily they also have a self-destruct. / <> / Rabid: Awww / <> / Dr Quickly: Huh! http://nameremoved.com/comics/456/
Euro (castle)	Rabid: Four and a half euros? That's all I got?! / Rabid: That fundraiser cost like sixteen thousand... How will I afford wings to fly to the floating castle?! / Dr Quickly: This thing might work, but you should know I don't know of anyone coming back from there. / Rabid: RABISH does. / Rabish: You... http://nameremoved.com/comics/457/
Euro (return)	Rabish: You're not coming any more? / Rabid: My tax return hardly paid for this coffee! / Rabid: "Wish you were here" / Rabish: Dear Rabid: It's no fun here! It has been constantly raining and the food is awful and it is no fun here. Love, Rabish. / Rabid: "P.S. I haven't met any hot surfers, either."... http://nameremoved.com/comics/458/
Euro (vanishing)	Rabish: Not in nine tries? This thing is cheating. Don't worry, I'll rescue you! / Dr Quickly: Video games will rot your brain!! / Rabish: Rabid's stuck in a claw vending machine. / Dr Quickly: Oh! / Rabid: You thought I had been shrunk? / Rabish: I didn't know you had a toy line! / Rabid: Check it out!! / <> / Toy:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/459/
Frog Dessert (remote)	Space Frog: THIS DESSERT IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: HA HA / Rabid: I left my post for too long! I knew washing my hands was a mistake! / Noel: The cake will explode and the party will be RUINED!! / <> / Noel: ? / <> / Noel: My apartment!! But... how?! / Space Frog: HEY NOEL GUESS WHOSE... http://nameremoved.com/comics/460/

Frog Dessert (lifestyle)	Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: BUNGEE JUMPING IS EXHILARATING / Space Frog: HORSE RIDING IS SO RELAXING / Dr Quickly: Of course I'll renew it! I'm glad it's having a positive effect on your quality of life. / Space Frog: ME TOO OBVIOUSLY / Noel: Another whole bottle? I'm not sure... http://nameremoved.com/comics/461/
Frog Dessert (rays)	Space Frog: THIS CAKE IS SCRUMPTIOUS / Space Frog: WHAT THE IT MADE ME GO SMALL SOMEHOW / Rabid: The magic cake!! Oh no! / Space Frog: SURELY THERE ARE BETTER EMPLOYMENT OPTIONS FOR THE VERY SMALL / Space Frog: I HAVE FINISHED ORGANIZING YOUR TOILETRIES / Rabish: And you want an electronic money transfer... http://nameremoved.com/comics/462/
Fast Disaster (chrono)	Rabid: FASTER!! / Rabid: Okay, I'm lost. / Rabid: Thank you for helping me fix my time-travelling jalopy! / Cavemonster: Thank you for teaching us language and metalworking! / Cavemonster: And knitting. Here is a commemorative scarf for you. / Rabid: Shucks! / Rabid: No, officer, I was trying to drive... http://nameremoved.com/comics/463/
Fast Disaster (repay)	<> / Rabid: AAAAH!! / <> / Rabid: AAAH!! / <> / Rabid: AAAH!! / Giuseppe: My fruit cart!! / Dr Quickly: While we wait for you to heal, wear this medicated mask. Since you'll never heal, the medication is glue. / Rabid: I'm sorry it is permanently no fun to smooch me since my accident. / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/464/
Fast Disaster (look)	Rabish: Too fast!! / Rabid: Who are you and why are you ripping off my "look"?! / Rabish: I must have drove so fast that my ribbon fell off and, uh, I got turned red. / Rabid: Well, okay, now I know you're definitely a LADY, but how do I know you're RABISH?! / Rabish: I had the keys to my apartment,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/465/

Rabid Needs Technical Support (click)	<> / Rabid: I'M CLICKING THE MOUSE AND NOTHING HAPPENS!! / Rabish: Are you clicking on the button part? / Rabid: YES / Rabish: You had capslock on. / <> / Rabid: WHY would that even MATTER?! / <> / Rabish: Oh, if you double-click that button it'll take twice as long because you're... http://nameremoved.com/comics/466/
Rabid Needs Technical Support (date)	Rabid: "Unhandled exception"?! My thesis! My files! No!! / Rabid: Without my thesis I failed so hard they sent me back to kindergarten. / Rabish: That sounds kind of fun! / Rabid: Yeah, only a few months and I'm already in Grade Four! Well... it'd be faster but I have to do all the dumb assignments. / Rabish:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/467/
Rabid Needs Technical Support (revolt)	Rabid: You wanna delete my emails? I'll delete YOU!! / Rabish: ! / <> / Noel: So I hear you're fighting back against the computers. / Rabid: MAYBE I AM, HUH?! / Rabish: It was working fine!! / <> / Rabid: It's just a matter of time!! / Rabot: Oh-KAY having a creepy time at the bus stop getting... http://nameremoved.com/comics/468/
Book Fall (face)	<> / Rabish: Wow! That book looks so... informative!! / Rabid: Don't kiss me, I have MORNING FACE. / Rabish: It says here that you can get rid of that by, uh, "washing". / Dr Quickly: No-one should have that kind of knowledge... except me! I'm destroying it for your own good!! / Dr Quickly: The... http://nameremoved.com/comics/469/
Book Fall (sky)	<> / Rabish: Where'd that neat looking book fall from?! / Dr Quickly: An encyclopedia of the air-dwellers? Maybe we can use it to find their home!! / Rabish: Neat! / Dr Quickly: Look! Their fabled city awaits!! / Air-dweller: Oooh, that's a heck of an overdue library book. You're gonna be in trouble. / Dr... http://nameremoved.com/comics/470/

Book Fall (wolfram)	<> / Rabish: Gosh! A book!! / Rabid: Aren't you coming to bed? / Rabish: Reading. / Rabid: Well I KNOW you stayed at home to read but you're missing an AWESOME movie! / Rabid: What's so interesting about this book? Can I read it too? / Rabish: Everything! No!! / Rabish: ZZZZZZZ / Rabid: Number... http://nameremoved.com/comics/471/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (the Mystery of the Impostor Worms)	Rabish: Hey, Rabid, do you still have that weird worm you dug up in the back yard? I've got a deadline crawling up me and no story. / Impostor Worm: It's the darndest thing the worm just got away or died or something. / Rabish: Hmm... / Impostor Worm: UUUUUU!! / Rabish: ah-HA! / Impostor Worm: We can't... http://nameremoved.com/comics/472/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Rise of Some Draculas)	Rabish: "The Life of a Vampire" sounds kind of human-interest. I do hard news. Try Rabid, down the hall, he's big into soft Sunday spreads. / Rabid: Thanks for passing along that lead -- vampires are awesome! Say, let's get some fresh air. / Rabish: Hey, let's keep the "fresh" to the air! Ow! Your... http://nameremoved.com/comics/473/
Rabish, Intrepid Girl Reporter (Underworld Overkill)	<> / Rabish: Thanks for the drink! This isn't my usual beat, fancy parties and all... I'm feeling a little lost. / Rabish: Wh--where am I?! Oh, my head... / Noel: Heh heh heh. / Noel: And those are my evil plans for crime! / Rabish: Gosh I bet you wish I didn't have a radio transmitter tooth... http://nameremoved.com/comics/474/
Werewolf Car (positive)	Werewolf: Gonna getcha!! / <> / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Noel: I totally ran away! I conquered my nightmare with POSITIVE THINKING!! / Rabid: You look chipper! / Noel: I finally got some sleep, thanks to your technique! / Dr Quickly: You are being SUPERPROMOTED and will represent the company... http://nameremoved.com/comics/475/

Werewolf Car (old age)	Werewolf: I'm gonna get you!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: GONNA GET YOU ANY MINUTE NOW WATCH OUT!! / Noel: He's not very fast! I think I'll eat a sammich. / Noel: So long, sucker!! / Grandchild: Granny, why is a scary driver driving on the lawn? / Noel: Gasp!! / Dr Quickly: She turned out... http://nameremoved.com/comics/476/
Werewolf Car (late night)	Werewolf: Gonna getcha!! / Noel: Feet do your stuff!! / Werewolf: That's the car Noel used to kill my wife, earlier. / Rabid: This movie sounds pretty exciting!! / Werewolf: Can we roll the clip of the murder? Do you have that queued up? / Werewolf: NOOOO!! / Werewolf: The hang-glider is, you know,... http://nameremoved.com/comics/477/
Creatures Crawling (stairs)	Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabish: So we can ALMOST get through to him... / Dr Quickly: And now I've got a great idea!! / Rabid: Phoo! It passed. / Rabid: I should have taken the elevator!! / Rabid: Gah! The bugs are on my foot!! / Dr Quickly: Now all three of us are ghosts and we can... http://nameremoved.com/comics/478/
Creatures Crawling (iaeo baphrenemoun othi larikriphia eueai phirkiralithon uomen er phaboeai)	Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / <> / Witch: A tarp full of hairs! I'll cast spells with it! / Rabid: It's pretty cool... some witch got rid of my infestation. I just wish I wasn't so tired all the time lately!! / Rabish: Hang on... a witch? / Rabish: It WAS you the Black Horse rode... http://nameremoved.com/comics/479/
Creatures Crawling (laser copout)	Rabid: Cripes! I'm CRAWLING with them!! / Rabid: Ha! We successfully infiltrated his nervous system!! Time to reap the rewards!! / Rabish: Rabid, that is TOO MUCH junk food! Where is your self-control?! / Rabid: Ha ha there are many of us to feed, female!! This body may perish but we shall live on! / Rabid:... http://nameremoved.com/comics/480/

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