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| Mutant Boy and a Garden Snail | [[Mutant Boy and Lol are talking. There is a snail in the background]]
/ MB: Hi asl
/ Lol: u smel / MB: I want bath
/ Lol: LOL, do you mean the town of Bath in England? / [[silence]] / MB: I don't like you. / [[Mutant Boy chomps Lol]]
/ < http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?01 |
| Mutant Boy and an American with a hat and a peg leg | [[Mutant Boy and a new character are shown along with a bloodied snail shell]]
/ MB: Snails give Mutant Boy gas
/ [[Annotation: New character!]] / Man: LOL do you mean gas as in the American word for petrol? / Man: Because that would be funny. / MB: Meh, I prefered the other guy. / [[Mutant Boy chomps... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?02 |
| Mutant Boy and a Bad Director | [[Mutant Boy and Lol are standing the opposite way around from their positions in the previous comic]] / CONTINUITY ERROR! / [[Mutant Boy and Lol return to their usual positions]]
/ MB: That's better.
/ Lol: I don't think anyone cared. / [[Silence]] / Lol: The panels are a bit too square, though / Lol:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?03 |
| Mutant Boy and a Creepy Old House | Lol: ASL / MB: Oh God, not you again.
/ Lol: Well, this is my house.
/ MB: We're in a house? / MB: This is a pretty creepy old house.
/ Lol: LOL do you mean creepy as in it creeps around? / MB: We've spoken about this "LOL" thing of yours.
/ Lol: Actually, you just ate me. / [[Mutant Boy frowns]] / MB:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?04 |
| Mutant Boy and a Dentist with a Small Head | MB: Hi, dentist.
/ Dentist: Hi. / MB: So, I guess you want me to lie down...
/ Dentist: IN BED!
/ Dentist: AHAHAHAHAA / MB: ...
/ Dentist: Haha / MB: ... and look into my mouth...
/ Dentist: IN B... / [[Mutant Boy chomps the dentist]] / MB: A dentist a day keeps the apple away. / [[The Angry Apple chases... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?05 |
| Mutant Boy and the Sad Day | MB: I have no name! / Lol: Me neither! / MB & Lol: *sniffle* / [[Mutant Boy and Lol burst into tears]]
/ MB & Lol: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! / MB: I'm too sad to chomp! http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?06 |
| Mutant Boy and his companion Lol | [[ Lol stands on his own ]] / Lol: LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL // LOL / Lol: ... / Lol. LOL! / http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?07 |
| Mutant Boy and Spaceman! | [[Spaceman lands in front of Mutant Boy]]
/ < http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?08 |
| Mutant Boy and a Man with no Arms! | [[Regarding the title: "LOL do you mean no arms in that he doesn't carry a weapon?"]] / [[Mutant Boy is standing next to a bank manager]]
/ MB: So, you're a bank manager, right?
/ Bank Manager: Yep. / MB: So you, eh... manage... banks?
/ Bank Manager: I sure do. / MB: Give me all of your money!
/ [[The... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?09 |
| Mutant Boy and something that takes up a lot of header space | [Part 1] / MB: I'm on the run from the police!
/ Lol: You've lost weight, also. / MB: Thanks, but... I'm on the run from the police!
/ Lol: We should form a band.
/ Lol: Also, why's this a problem? You can just eat them all. (Tasty!) / MB: Under normal circumstances, chomping would indeed be a valid... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?10 |
| Mutant Boy and Something Bad Happens | [Part 2] / MB: So yes, anyway, I need a disguise.
/ Lol: But what is the police's avdantage? / MB: DISGUISE FIRST THEN I'LL TELL YOU IN A MOMENT
/ Lol: LOL by "tell you" do you mean you're going to telephone me?
/ Lol: Didn't think so. / [[Lol is shown as a disembodied head on the floor]]
/ MB: I shall... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?11 |
| Mutant Boy #12 | [Part 3] / [[Mutant Boy appears as he did in the previous comic. Mutant Boy and Lol are looking out of a window where lots of Spacemen are outside.]]
/ MB: It's no good; they've seen past my disguise.
/ Lol: Such a pity. But I think this new window I installed looks good. / MB: You're always such the... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?12 |
| Mutant Boy and the Christmas Paradox | MB: I hear someone was born yesterday.
/ Lol: Who from? I'm the only person you talk to. / MB: I talk to other people too!
/ Lol: Nah uh. / MB: Anyway, what's up?
/ Lol: LOL by "up" do you mean NO SHUT UP / MB: But yes, it's Boxing Day today.
/ Lol: LOL do you mean Boxing as in you go around punching... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?13 |
| Mutant Boy and Mutant Boy's Hair Envy | [[Mutant Boy is talking to a Barber.]]
/ MB: You smell. I want haircut.
/ Barber: I'm not giving you a haircut! / MB: You're wanting for a chomping.
/ Barber: I'm not.
/ MB: Why the...!?
/ Barber: YOU HAVE NO HAIR!
/ Barber: Yooou're a loser. / MB: LOL! I'm a pathetic freak!
/ Lol: That's not funny at all! / MB:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?14 |
| Mutant Boy and a Leaf | [[Lol and Mutant Boy are standing next to each other. Lol is imagining himself flying around in the air:]]
/ Lol: I'm a floaty little fairy!
/ Lol: WHEEEE!
/ Lol: WOOO!
/ Lol: *happyness*
/ Lol: Look at me!
/ Lol: I'm floating!
/ Lol: Floating like a leaf! / [[Back in reality:]]
/ MB: A leaf that floats?
/ Lol:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?15 |
| Mutant Boy Grows New Ears | [[This transcription has been edited to closer match the original script.]] / [[Mutant Boy appears to have grown a pair of ears.]]
/ Lol: LOL, ears! / Lol: It's been 'ears since I last saw you! / MB: Eurgh, I can hear you even louder now. / Lol: LOL do you mean you can 'EAR me even louder now? / [[Mutant... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?16 |
| Mutant Boy and the weirdly-shaped ghost | [[Mutant Boy is standing next to a Ghost.]]
/ [[Silence.]] / [[The Ghost looks like...]]
/ MB: A giant condom?
/ Ghost: No... / MB: Are you sure?
/ Ghost: I'm a ghost: look at me hovering.
/ [[The Ghost is hovering.]] / MB: A ghost? WAAH!
/ [[Mutant Boy runs away.]] / Lol: LOL, scaredy-cat. / [[Lol crouches... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?17 |
| Mutant Boy and the Camera Shoot | [[regarding the title: "LOL do you mean..."]] / [[This is the first Mutant Boy cartoon to show both characters in close-up. They are both UGLY.]]
/ MB: I think this close-up shot was a bad idea.
/ Lol: I dunno, I think I'm quite a looker. http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?18 |
| Mutant Boy and the Dangers of the Truth | MB: I'm a horrible grotesque mutant!
/ Lol: LOL! / Lol: I'm an annoying little brat with twiggy arms!
/ MB: Hahaha! / MB & Lol: It's funny because it's true! / MB & Lol: HAHAHAHA! / MB: It's not actually funny at all though, is it?
/ Lol: No way. / MB: Clear off, twiggy.
/ Lol: aw.
/ [[Lol walks away,... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?19 |
| Mutant Boy and the Otherwise Normal Day | [[Mutant Boy is standing next to Lol.]]
/ [[Silence]] / [[Mutant Boy now appears larger while Lol appears smaller.]]
/ [[Lol looks SURPRISED.]]
/ Lol: I'm shrinking! / [[Their size difference increases.]]
/ MB: No way. I'm growing.
/ Lol: How do we tell if you're growing or I'm shrinking? / [[Mutant Boy... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?20 |
| Mutant Boy and the Mega-effect! | [[Spaceman flies down to appear beside Lol. He generates a *mega-effect*!]]
/ SM: I AM SPACEMAN! / SM: I'VE BEEN TO THE MOON!
/ Lol: LOL, by "spaceman" do you mean you're a man made out of space? / SM: ... / SM: Seriously, what's with this guy?
/ Lol: You'll learn to either ignore me or just chomp me... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?21 |
| Lol and the man with the funny beard | [[Lol is standing in a house. Carpet, wallpaper, and a window are shown.]]
/ Lol: LOL, new carpet!
/ Lol: LOL, new wallpaper!
/ Lol: LOL, new curtains! / [[Lol is joined by a Man.]]
/ Lol: LOL, new view out the window!
/ Man: Did it perhaps occour to you that you're in the wrong house?
/ Lol: LOL, no. / Man:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?22 |
| Mutant Boy and it had to happen sometime | [[Mutant Boy is joined by Bazzu from the Nivan.net Flash cartoon series 'Dimwits'.]]
/ MB: What the hell. / MB: You're not REAL. You're computer-generated MADNESS. / MB: I shouldn't even be talking to you! / MB: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
/ Bazzu: No way. / [[Mutant Boy tried to chomp Bazzu but goes through... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?23 |
| Mutant Boy and the weird thing on the floor | [[Mutant Boy is standing next to some crazy portal hole in the floor.]]
/ Portal: blorp. / [[Mutant Boy puts his leg near to the portal and it gets distorted and sucked in. He pulls it out.]]
/ MB: Woah. / MB: I wonder what's inside that thing...
/ [[Lol walks by.]]
/ Lol: Hi. / MB: Hey, Lol, as an amusing... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?24 |
| Mutant Boy and ... what the hell? | [[Lol is standing -- still headless -- next to the Monster from the previous comic.]]
/ Lol's Body: Oh, I'm still here.
/ Monster: Here, let me give you head. / [[Lol's Head appears and looks HAPPY.]] / Lol: Wow, you're ugly.
/ [[The Monster looks UPSET.]] / Lol: I suppose your head-giving skills make... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?25 |
| Mutant Boy and the Good Friday | MB: Lol, it's come to my attention that I'm dying.
/ Lol: LOL! Oh, I mean, how sad. / MB: I think it was that mutant croissant that I ate several years ago that originally turned me into Mutant Boy.
/ [[Mutant Boy remembers...]] / Sarah's Mother: Sarah, eat your croissant!
/ Sarah: But mother! It looks... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?26 |
| Mutant Boy and the Palm Tree | *COMING BACK TO LIFE*
/ MB: I forgot that mutant boys can't die.
/ Lol: Lol by "die" did you mean "dye" as in colouring your clothes and/or hair? / MB: ...
/ Lol: Hehe. / < http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?27 |
| Mutant Boy and the five hundred moneys | MB: Hey, Lol! Do I LOOK like an idiot to you?
/ RHETORICAL QUESTION! / MB: I'm not going to fall for your tricks.
/ Lol: What tricks? / MB: You're not getting any of my money. / MB: I'm on to you, matey.
/ Lol: huh? / MB: Wait a minute. / MB: What was I talking about? / Lol: Those five hundred moneys... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?28 |
| Mutant Boy and Mutant Girl! | [[Mutant Girl appears next to Mutant Boy]] / MG: I am Mutant Girl!
/ MB: So it would seem. / Lol: What's so mutant about you?
/ MG: Wouldn't you like to know, wink wink wink etc. I mean, my Mutant Green face and my Mutant Yellow eyes. / Lol: I think I have a chance with this girl! / MB: Wait a minute... / MB:... http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?29 |
| Mutant Boy and the Road Trip | [[Mutant Boy is in a car.]]
/ MB: So, I just got back from my trip.
/ Lol: YOU TOOK DRUGS? / [[Mutant Boy chomps Lol.]] / [[Lol walks around headless]]
/ [[Silence]] / MB: Hey. / MB: Yes, you. / MB: Put more effort into your comics. http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?30 |