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| MPK Adventures - Sunday Night Insomnia | {{Title: Sunday Night Insomnia}}
/ {{Alt Text: The start of MPK Adventures}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: It's Monday, 8:15 am... and I'm drowsy as hell...
/ GP(MPK): (thinking about Jolt coffee)
/ Co-worker: Mornin' GP! How's the you?
/ GP(MPK): I'm hurtin'. I stayed up late Saturday night and ended up sleepin' late till mid-afternoon Sunday.
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: It's 3 o'clock, it's way past midnight
/ GP(MPK): (thinking)
/ while (ii < size)
/ sheep = sheep+0;
/ GP(MPK): Sunday night... because I slept so late, I had Sunday Night Insomnia.
/ Co-worker: Dude, perhaps consider waking up early on Sundays. Then you'd be able to sleep.
/ GP(MPK): Waking up early on Sundays?!?! Man, that's just blasphemy! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=54&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - mc chris is coming to town | {{Title: mc chris is coming to town}}
/ {{Alt Text: There are at least two inside jokes in this comic.}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: 5:35 pm
/ GP(MPK): Hey Babie, I'm home!
/ GP(MPK): ... told this joke at work that nobody got and...
/ May: UNH!
/ mc chris: yeah!
/ GP(MPK): OMG! mc chris IN MY APARTMENT!
/ GP(MPK): (blinks)
/ May: OOH! UHN!
/ mc chris: name's mc... on the count of three, 1, 2, 3!
/ GP(MPK): Dammit perfidious woman!
/ May: mc! OH mc!
/ GP(MPK): We agreed _I_ had first dibs! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=55&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Insanity Loves Company | {{Title: Insanity Loves Company}}
/ {{Alt Text: Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. There were rats in there. Rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...}}
/ GP(MPK): If I ever start a company, I'd hire the most proactive people around.
/ GP(MPK): That's why I'd hire psychos.
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Psychos are diligent, they know that in order to get the job done, sometimes they gotta do it themselves...
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Sometimes for hours on end!
/ Dan E. Bukkake: Must... go over... budget again!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Psychos mean business. Do you think they'll wait around until somebody listens?
/ Josh: Did you get that thing I sent ya?
/ Josh: Of course I got it. Did you finish the TPS report?
/ Josh: Got it right here, buddy!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: HELL NO! They'll listen to themselves!
/ May: Baby, you have a phone call... It's coming from your cell phone.
/ GP(MPK): OOH! Gimme! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=56&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Dead Air | {{Title: Dead Air}}
/ {{Alt Text: Only thing I know is awkward silence.}}
/ GP(MPK) on Skype: Hey Craig, can I test out Skype on you?
/ Craig on Skype: Yo
/ Craig on Skype: Sure, lemme plug in my mic.
/ GP(MPK) on Skype: Let's do this, I'm calling you now.
/ Craig: Hello, GP?
/ GP(MPK): OMIGOD!! It works! And whoa, it's like I'm talking to you face-to-face!
/ Craig: So clear indeed.
/ GP(MPK): Like you're here in my apartment!
/ GP(MPK): ......
/ Craig: ......
/ GP(MPK) on Skype: Isn't this great!
/ Craig on Skype: Tres awesome! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=58&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Current mood: Extremely not bad | {{Title: Current mood: Extremely not bad}}
/ {{Alt Text: Tom never de-friends anyone. WHAT A GUY!}}
/ GP(MPK): Today, I'm starting a blog.
/ GP(MPK): A blog lets you keep in touch with your current friends, as well as introduces you to new ones.
/ GP(MPK): Readin' a friend's blog is a lot like catching up, except instead of feigning interest, you're actually paying attention.
/ GP(MPK): Let's do this!
/ GP(MPK): PUBLISH!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: A coupl'a hours later...
/ GP(MPK): ... cursed fickle myspacers!!! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=59&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - The Summit | {{Title: The Summit}}
/ {{Alt Text: Bitch-a-thon's a made-up word}}
/ GP(MPK), pushing a boulder up a mountain: This boulder's a bitch-a-thon!
/ GP(MPK), at the summit: Made it! w00t!
/ GP(MPK): ...
/ [[GP(MPK) kicks boulder]]
/ GP(MPK), pushing a boulder up a mountain: This boulder's a... I wonder what my ex is up to? http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=63&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - I go running | {{Title: I go running}}
/ {{Alt Text: That _really_ is the chemical formula for heroin.}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Whenever I feel down, I go running.
/ GP(MPK): ... grumble, groan... OOH! A butterfly!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Running takes away the crap inside and replaces it with endorphins.
/ GP(MPK): It's nature's heroin!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Afterwards, what used to make me feel crappy inside now just makes me stink outside.
/ May: Hey darlin'! Umm... what's that smell?
/ GP(MPK): Smells like frustration. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=70&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Think happy thoughts | {{Title: Think happy thoughts}}
/ {{Alt Text: Toodles really _did_ lose his marbles}}
/ GP(MPK): Yo, Peter! What's shakin'?
/ Peter: I've forgotten how to fly...
/ Peter: I used to wail on this bass. And now, nothing. Happy thoughts are a distant memory, and negativity begat negativity...
/ GP(MPK): STOP! Here try this.
/ Peter: What's this?
/ GP(MPK): I got it from Toodles.
/ Peter: What the... Is this Prozac?
/ GP(MPK), jumping off: weeeee! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=73&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Extraordinary double standard | {{Title: Extraordinary double standard}}
/ {{Alt Text: Just need a little because, because.}}
/ GP(MPK): Everyone on the internet is talking about Fiona Apple's long-awaited new album... but no one's talking about mine's!!!
/ GP(MPK): That's why I'm camped outside her house to demand an answer on the...
/ GP(MPK): MOTHER!! It's Fiona Apple!!
/ GP(MPK):
/ So tell me, fair Fiona,
/ I, too, am tired of whys,
/ tell me why my interweb's
/ bereft of all your flies
/ Fiona Apple: Because you live in Texas.
/ GP(MPK): Oh. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=77&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - How to make a baby | {{Title: How to make a baby}}
/ {{Alt Text: How not to create an opportunity for baby-makin'}}
/ GP(MPK): To make a baby, place the ingredients in the oven and let bake overnight.
/ GP(MPK): Unless, of course, you're a woman. In which case, let bake for about nine months...
/ GP(MPK): ... which is why men aren't as discerning as women. If I were to invest ~9 months cooking up a baby, then I'd be a discerning bastard too.
/ GP(MPK): And that's why I completely understand why you won't have sex with me tonight.
/ May: That's _not_ the reason why I won't have...
/ GP(MPK): Ooh! Baby back ribs! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=78&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Going down with a bang | {{Title: Going down with a bang}}
/ {{Alt Text: Cameo by the Grim Reaper from Castlevania: SOTN}}
/ Pilot: Please fasten your seatbelts... this is going to be one hella bumpy ride
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: During turbulence is when I whip out the flask and start getting hammered
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Because when the plane starts to go down, I can't let my inhibitions get in the way of my last sex on earth
/ Passenger 1: AHH!
/ Passenger 2: NO!!
/ GP(MPK): Hey baby, rawwr!
/ Hot woman: You want me to do WHAT?!?!
/ [[SMACK]]
/ May: What the hell happened to you?
/ GP(MPK): I almost died a happy man http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=81&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - At the movies | {{Title: At the movies}}
/ {{Alt Text: Big Brother from Apple's 1984 commercial makes a cameo behind May in panel 3}}
/ GP(MPK): Do you want anything? I’m getting some popcorn.
/ May: No thanks.
/ Narrator: Moments later...
/ May (thinking): Strange.
/ May (thinking): What is this sensation...? Why do I suddenly feel guarded about sitting here without a companion? I don’t know anyone else here, so what’s with the heightened sense of self-awareness?
/ May (thinking): This is so stupid... why do I feel like everyone is staring when I’m alone... like every move I make is being watched? Is it so wrong to watch
/ movies by myself? I mean, it’s not like I have a disease... *GASP*
/ May (thinking): Do people think I have leprosy? Why would they think that? HOW COULD THEY...?
/ GP(MPK): Hey May! They sold me these cheap...
/ May: HOW COULD THEY?!?
/ GP(MPK): Um. It was two-for-one day? http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=103&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Scowling is frowned upon | {{Title: Scowling is frowned upon}}
/ {{Alt Text: Hey Link, let's see your metal face! Why? Um, for Ganon's return party?}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: While solving difficult problems, I scowl. But, because of SOCIETY, I keep it hidden from public display.
/ GP(MPK) (thinking): Cursed VS 2005, you memory-HOG! Why isn’t this working...?
/ GP(MPK) (thinking): Uh-oh! A stranger cometh!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Hence...
/ GP(MPK): execute(): FAKE-SMILE-INATOR!!!
/ GP(MPK): Hey.
/ Co-worker: Hey.
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: But is it worth it...?
/ Co-worker: Tra...laa..lala
/ GP(MPK): *sigh*
/ GP(MPK): Isn’t it exhausting that we keep putting on these faces?
/ Co-worker: What faces?
/ GP(MPK): Nevermind. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=104&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Unlucky Query | {{Title: Unlucky Query}}
/ {{Alt Text: Man, I should rename this comic strip from 'MPK Adventures' to 'Comics Wherein Video Game Characters Make Cameos', but then I thought, HOE LEE SHIT, that's a long-ass domain name! AT ANY RATE, this episode's cameo: Chimera from Final Fantasy 1!}}
/ [[A mouse cursor hovers over the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button at google.com]]
/ GP(MPK) (thinking): I wonder what’ll happen if I went ahead and just...
/ < http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=105&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - An Open Letter | {{Title: An Open Letter}}
/ {{Alt Text: Aww GP, you COULD have CONCOCTED more CRUDE terms that start with 'C'. Seriously, C'MON, there are COPIOUS amounts of 'em!}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Years ago, after playing a show...
/ Girl in the background: Hi there!
/ GP(MPK): Oh, hey!
/ GP(MPK), thinking: Wa-how! She's HOTT!
/ Girl: Hey, good show!
/ GP(MPK): Thanks! Say, w-
/ Girl (interrupts): 'kay, see ya!
/ GP(MPK): O-ok...
/ GP(MPK), thinking: WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!?!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Later that night...
/ GP(MPK), blogging:
/ An open letter to all the
/ HOTT peoples of the
/ Interweb: / All musicians want one
/ thing – JUST ONE
/ THING – after playing
/ a show AND IT’S NEVER
/ GIVEN ENOUGH! / A hint: it starts w/ a ‘C’. / Craig: Hmm... starts with a 'C'... Is it company? Camaraderie? No, wait -- I know, CUNNILINGUS!
/ GP(MPK): No, NO! Compliments! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=106&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Top 10 Albums of 2006 | {{Title: Top 10 Albums of 2006}}
/ {{Alt Text: Somebody call Jack Thompson: I've committed computer violence?}}
/ GP(MPK): Everybody! It's 2007 and it's time to list the top 10 albums of 2006.
/ GP(MPK): BECAUSE IT'S LAW.
/ [[A printer prints out the list]]
/ < http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=108&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Ward Off the Suck | {{Title: Ward Off the Suck}}
/ {{Alt Text: Dude bought a dictionary yesterday. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?}}
/ GP(MPK), thinking: I need a better way of warding off sucky bands who continually fish for compliments.
/ GP(MPK): Call May!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Usually, the standard "good job" speech is enough.
/ Dude with guitar: Say man, thanks for coming! So, what cha think of our stuff?
/ GP(MPK), with fingers crossed: Huh? Oh, it was great! GOOD JOB!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: For the persistent ones, I needed to be more creative.
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Using positive-sounding words in my non-compliments is key to saying something that really amounts to nothing.
/ GP(MPK), walking away: You guys truly have POTENTIAL.
/ Dude with guitar: What else?
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: But tonight, I’ve carelessly crossed the line.
/ GP(MPK): Baby, quick! Start the engine!
/ Dude with guitar: You dick! I know what 'soporific' means! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=109&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Emotion Engine | {{Title: Emotion Engine}}
/ {{Alt Text: May, when I first laid my eyes on you in music class, I knew you were the RIGHT person for me, but then you had to change your hairstyle so I had to change my mind. I'm BIG ON HAIRSTYLES is all I'm sayin'.}} / GP(MPK): Baby, my scientist friends and I finally finished building the Emotion Engine™!
/ May: It's about time.
/ GP(MPK): Behold! Its processing kernel was harnessed straight out of the collective power of our right cerebral hemispheres. As such, its core holistical algorithms make it best suited for answering "right-brained" questions -- questions centered on feelings, emotions, and aesthetics!
/ GP(MPK): I say we test it!
/ May: I got one: How do you know if you've found the RIGHT person?
/ GP(MPK): An excellent query!
/ Narrator: Hours later...
/ May: So what's it say?
/ GP(MPK): It just says "poop".
/ May and GP(MPK): Shitty scientists. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=110&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Prognostication | {{Title: Prognostication}}
/ {{Alt Text: I better be alive in 10 years or I'll come off as a LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, heh heh heh.}} / Narrator: Ten years from now
/ Doctor: GP, because of your lifestyle choices, I'm afraid you're gonna have chronic neck pain FOREVER.
/ GP(MPK): This suuuuuucks.
/ GP(MPK): Doctor.
/ Narrator: Present day
/ Co-worker: Ugh. You shouldn't do that.
/ GP(MPK), cracking neck: I'm a REBEL, Dottie.
/ [[CRACK!]]
/ Narrator: Two years ago
/ GP(MPK): Trendy punk-pop, my emo droogs!
/ Fan 1: Woo!
/ Fan 2: Yeah!
/ Fan 3: Arr!
/ Narrator: 14 years ago
/ Television announcer: Up next, Headbanger's Ball
/ Nancy Mae: Kuya GP, what’s w/ this 'headbanging'?
/ GP(MPK): I don't know, but it looks delicious! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=111&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Finger Tapping | {{Title: Finger Tapping}}
/ {{Alt Text: Your body's a wonderland, says John Mayer. I agree only if by 'body' he means 'Fender Stratocaster'. And even then, I do so BEGRUDGINGLY. Seriously, John Mayer, ixnay on the appingtay.}} / [[GP(MPK) taps May's shoulders]]
/ < http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=112&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - In which I get amputated | {{Title: In which I get amputated}}
/ {{Alt Text: A surreal dream deserves a surreal ending, by far the most! Also, it is a little known fact that dragonflies do not capitalize the beginning of their sentences. A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME THIS.}}
/ GP(MPK): *blink* *blink*
/ DragonFly1: how you like me now, bitch?
/ DragonFly2: heh heh, ho ho ho!
/ GP(MPK): H-huh?
/ GP(MPK): AAAAAAAUGHHHHHHH
/ DragonFly1: oh man! look at him go!
/ DragonFly2: hey ike, you gotta see this! hey ike, ike, IKE, IKE!
/ [[GP(MPK) wakes up]]
/ Alarm Clock: IKE! EIKE! EIKE! EIKE! EIKE! EIKE!
/ Narrator: Soon...
/ GP(MPK):
/ Dear diary, / I had that dream again. It’s futile,
/ but I wish Al Gore would stop his
/ crusade on global warming as it is
/ severely slowing down my plans of
/ wiping out the entire insect race. / I once dreamt that I took off his
/ mask and I’m face-to-face with a
/ dragonfly, ready to gnaw my
/ balls off with its sideways teeth. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=113&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - The Last Word | {{Title: The Last Word}}
/ {{Alt Text: Lawyers really hate it when they are equated to the common people. They wear their suits all the time just to prove the point. Even in the showers. Kids, exchange 'lawyers' and 'suits' with 'doctors' and 'white coats' for double the overgeneralization!}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Everytime before flying, I send a text message off to one of my kins.
/ GP(MPK), thinking: Does this Treo make me look like a yuppie?
/ [[ http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=114&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - The Consequence of Clapping | {{Title: The Consequence of Clapping}}
/ {{Alt Text: This is why people people say 'whoo!' instead of clapping at the end of a song. It's true! Studies show!}}
/ [[Audience applauds at the end of a movie]]
/ GP(MPK), thinking: That’s it, I’ve had enough!
/ May, whispering: No, baby, no...
/ GP(MPK): What's WRONG with you people? You guys DO realize that no actors can hear you clap, right?
/ GP(MPK): I mean, there's gotta be some psychological deficiency for you all not to realize this! Studies show that you're a bunch of sheep! Sheep!
/ May, agitated: Baby, we're in the parking lot...
/ Narrator: Soon, it became a reflex
/ [[Audience applauds at the end of a song]]
/ GP(MPK): Sheep! Sheep, the whole lot of ya!
/ May: Baby, they're clapping for us... http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=115&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Origin of Song | {{Title: Origin of Song}}
/ {{Alt Text: That last line is closer to the truth than you think.}}
/ GP(MPK), thinking: Dang, almost out of soap. How am I gonna remember this by the time I'm out of the showers? Hmmm...
/ GP(MPK), thinking: Maybe I should hum it?
/ [[GP(MPK) hums a new melody]]
/ GP(MPK): Mmm mm mm mm BUY SOAP Mmm mm mm mm BUY SOAP!
/ [[A light bulb hovers over GP(MPK)]]
/ GP(MPK), thinking: Man, that's one catchy melody...
/ Narrator: Days later, at band practice
/ May: Baby, I like the new songs, but couldn't you have come up with better titles? / New songs:
/ 1) "I need more milk and shaving cream"
/ 2) "Buy soap"
/ 3) "Rent is due (it totally is)"
/ 4) "Call Dr. what's-his-face" / GP(MPK): Dammit, I quit. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=117&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Moving in the future | {{Title: Moving in the future}}
/ {{Alt Text: The real question is, why was I playing Monopoly when the only board game I own is Taboo? Answer: I dunno, but I haven't opened Taboo since it was given to me for Xmas. And it was a very thoughtful gift! So sorry, cousin Christine from Georgia!}}
/ GP(MPK): In the future, someone will invent a liquid that will render anything miniature.
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: One drop from this liquid and, *poof*, a thing is miniaturized! Instant mini-thingy!
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: Henceforth, in the future, TVs, desks, beds, and couches will be a cinch to move.
/ [[GP(MPK), in a captain suit, aboard S.S. Murphee K]]
/ GP(MPK): The future of exploration rests on this very thing. We once have traversed many a mighty ocean; in the future, we'll be slinging ourselves across the great space horizon...
/ GP(MPK): ...with 20 plasma TVs in our pockets.
/ [[GP(MPK) on top of an empty box]]
/ May: Dammit, GP, stop being lazy and help me unpack!
/ GP(MPK): In the future, these lazy things would unpack themselves. http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=118&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Hokey Pokey | {{Title: Hokey Pokey}}
/ {{Alt Text: Hey May, now that you're wearing an eyepatch, is it cool if I start saying 'ARR!' in public? No? Whoa, now wait, not even in private? Aw geez...}}
/ GP(MPK): You were poked by
/ GP(MPK).
/ GP(MPK): Do you want to:
/ poke back | remove poke
/ [[GP(MPK) is shown poking May in the eye]]
/ GP(MPK): Hmm..?
/ Narrator: Later
/ [[GP(MPK) is shown in someone's Enemies List]]
/ GP(MPK): Cursed, elitist facebookers! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=119&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Where I've been (hiding) | {{Title: Where I've been (hiding)}}
/ {{Alt Text: If coding feels like surgery, then you've got bad code, Mr. Rhodes. }}
/ GP(MPK): Dude, check it! I finally finished coding!
/ Wolfman, on the phone: Awesome. Wanna play Guitar Hero?
/ GP(MPK): I'm soo down, McBrown!
/ GP(MPK): Thanks for lending me your geetar, Belthazar.
/ Wolfman: You're very welcome...
/ Wolfman: what the hell?
/ Wolfman: GP, did you disassemble and re-assemble my controller?
/ GP(MPK): Coding is surgery, Bonicelli.
/ Wolfman: And what are these, sweat trails?
/ Wolfman: Coding is surgery, my ass. You've done nothing but play Guitar Hero, haven't you?
/ GP(MPK): Suck on my whammy, Sammy! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=121&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - Select Start tryout | {{Title: Select Start tryout}}
/ {{Alt Text: Highly observant readers would notice that all Select Start members are holding their instruments backwards. My response: THAT'S HOW THE WATER FLOWS IN BIZARRO UNIVERSE.}}
/ GP(MPK) as Narrator: In another universe where Select Start, the classical VG band, finally agrees to try me out...
/ Select Start: OK, GP, just follow along with us...
/ Select Start: Alright guys, let's play "Sonic the Hedgehog"!
/ GP(MPK): Hold up guys, what's up with these dots and lines?
/ Select Start: Oh, you mean sheet music? Yes, they're very helpful for-
/ GP(MPK): Sheet music?!?! I don't need no sheet music, I'm a PUNK ROCKER! I play from the heart!
/ Select Start: Um, o-okay...?
/ Narrator: Later
/ Select Start: GP, c'mon now, that's the wrong song. See, here's the playlist...
/ GP(MPK): Playlist?!?! Down with your linear, corporate methodology, I'm a PUNK ROCKER! I play whatever I feel like!
/ Select Start: (Oh my geez...)
/ Narrator: Soon
/ Select Start: Seriously GP, for the last time, it goes from the G chord, then E minor, then...
/ GP(MPK): Chords?!?! I don't need no chords, I'm a PUNK ROCKER! The only chords I need are F and U!
/ Select Start: Dammit, GP, we quit! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=123&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - In the dark of my apartment | {{Title: In the dark of my apartment}}
/ {{Alt Text: Today's lesson: leave the lights on. SCREW BEING GREEN.}}
/ Whenever I come home and turn the lights on, I get paranoid.
/ [[GP turns the lights on]]
/ GP(MPK): Hello?
/ What I could be lurking in the dark of my apartment?
/ Could it be a burglar?
/ Burglar: Dammit, man, I ain't done burglin' yet!
/ GP(MPK): Er, sorry burglar man!
/ Could it be a touring band I forgot to meet up?
/ Band: Dammit GP, where the hell were you?
/ Band: by the way, you're out of soy milk...
/ [[Band hands milk carton to GP]]
/ Could it be people having extramarital affairs?
/ [[GP slams door]]
/ GP(MPK): Dammit...baby?
/ Baby: Unh! http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=124&ct=8 |
| MPK Adventures - The TODO list | {{Title: The TODO list}}
/ {{Alt Text: Friends, no worries! I play a mean air guitar! }}
/ GP(MPK), thinking: OK, amps & pedals, check! Laptop & camera, check! Cases & speakers, check!
/ GP(MPK): Alright! I'm all packed and ready for this rock 'n roll show!
/ Narrator: Later that night at the 1982 Bar where the show is held
/ Wolfman: Wow GP, you're so detail-oriented, I bet you even list 'breathing' in that preshow TODO list!
/ GP(MPK): Man, whatevs! I don't list down EVERYTHING! For example, I don't need to list my guitar when I always place it in this...
/ GP(MPK): ...guitar-carrying case?
/ [[snap!]]
/ Narrator: Back at home
/ [[On guitar: DON'T FORGET]] http://murpheek.com/archive.asp?NewsID=126&ct=8 |
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