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|seamonster||You know... / What? / I?m sure there was something I was meaning to do? / Give me that fiver back? / No, you twat. Something else. Other than this. / Other than what? / This. Something other than this. / You?re fucked. / I think I might well be. With my life, I mean, something other than...|
|seamonster||It?s a lucky charm, keep it. / [Looks at cheap plastic lighter] Right. Thanks. [leaves] / Haven?t seen her since college. Do you remember her? / Mmm. Think so. / Pretty. / Mmm.. / COme on. I knew something good would happen tonight. This place isn?t so bad after all, ay? / [Title Page] SEAMONSTER / [Follows...|
|seamonster||[Dave brushing his teeth, looking in the mirror] / Right, Monger, can you just keep an eye out for that girl from last week? / Monger? / [Toilets] / Dryers eliminate paper towel waste. / Y?what? / They are hygeinic and help protect the environment. / Fuck off. / [Bar. Monger being dragged out...|
|seamonster||When I got home there was a little bird in my room. / Its tiny head had blood on it, and it was flying from one window to the other, hurling itself against the glass over and over again. / Both the windows were shut. / I watched it for a while. It looked like a robin, except it didn?t have a red...|
|seamonster||Evening lass. I need to know something. / And what?s that sir? / Do you sell whiskey? / We do. / Good girl! / Shit. / Davey! / Come on, buy your old man a drink! / No Dad. / Come on! / I said no. / Dave! / Here you go, Dave?s Dad, on the house. / Jesus. / Hmmnb ? Bleugh! / Oh shit, DAD!...|
|seamonster||The ghosts hypnotise me. (They are birds really. Gulls) / About 4am, almost without fail, the ghosts dance. / (My roof is in the dark above the streetlights, but the gulls are lit from below by them, and it makes them glow against the sky.) / A secret performance. My only moment. Actual. / AAAAAH! / FUCK! / Dave? / Who...|
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