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My Friend Lewee {Baldie and Ryan are facing each other.}
/ BALDIE: What's up? My name's Baldie. What's yours?

/ {Shot of Ryan's face.}
/ RYAN: The idiot's known me for ten years, and he's asking my name? That merits shutting him up.

/ {Baldie and Ryan are facing each other. Ryan is holding a...
The Firing Squad {Baldie and Ryan are facing each other. Ryan is holding a gun.}

/ {Baldie and Ryan are facing each other, but only their heads are visible.}
/ BANG! / {Baldie has fallen to the ground, hand extended in place of where his torso was.}
/ RYAN: Ah crap. I thought I was using the freaking...
Piehole-Auditory Medicine {Ryan is reaching inside his medicine box on his kitchen counter.}

/ {Only Ryan's head is visible; a confused look is on his face.}

/ {Ryan is walking away from the counter.}
/ RYAN: Screw it. I'm getting NORMAL medicine at CVS.

/ {Front of the bottle is visible.}http://cloves.wordpress.com/2006/02/10/piehole-auditory-medicine/
The Maniacal Genius of an Idiot Makes His Debut {The MoS is facing forward.}
/ MOS: Finally, it's MY time to shine! MY turn in the limelight! And I won't was ANY time taking advantage of it, either.

/ MOS: There are some things you must know. First, I am the MoS. Second, I have never, EVER run around naked while singing an Irish...

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