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| thistle salad - 000690 - armageddon girl | [[Detective Hazel Silverton and Molly Shue are waiting around]]
/ Medical Examiner: All right, ladies. It looks like we're all set. / Medical Examiner: Say, isn't it a little early for ice cream?
/ Hazel: I dunno, chief. I've only been up all night. / Molly Shue: Wait, we're done, right? So I can go... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000690.htm |
| thistle salad - 000691 - armageddon girl | Ry: Well, if it isn't the policewomen of the night. Late night, ladies?
/ Hazel: What are you doing here, Ryan? / Ry: Hustling for some change, Detective. There a law against it?
/ Hazel: Very probably. / Hazel: Molly, this is Bill Ryan. He's exactly the sort of shiftless, useless non-entity who would... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000691.htm |
| thistle salad - 000692 - armageddon girl | [[Molly Shue holds out a silver spoon to Ry, while Detective Hazel Silverton looks on, shocked]] / Hazel: Save your silverware, kid. Ryan can't tell the future any more than he can play that instrument.
/ Ry: Oh, but I can. I can see the future. I can also play the violin very, very well. I've had centuries... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000692.htm |
| thistle salad - 000693 - hell breaks loose (prologue) | [[Gwen kisses Ry's forehead]] / [[There is a tiger walking down the center of the page]] / Gwen: I am so glad to see you, my darling! But you... why do you no longer look like yourself? / Ry: Well, I'm-- I-- That is to say, my-- my-- / Ry: Gwen, I'm sorry. I really don't want to talk about that. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000693.htm |
| thistle salad - 000694 - hell breaks loose (prologue) | Gwen: ... / Gwen: Okay. Then let me guess. You've lost your body. Your semi-divine body with all the god-like attributes is missing. / Gwen: Am I close? Where--?
/ Ry: I said I don't want to talk about it. It's-- it's safe. / Ry: Well, safe for the moment, anyway. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000694.htm |
| thistle salad - 000695 - hell breaks loose (prologue) | Gwen: I always wondered how you managed to escape- / Gwen: But why come back? Alexander is still ascendant- and, actually, more dangerous than ever. / Ry: Oh, you know what it's like when you're under a curse- You may as well be under a curse at home as aboard. / Ry: Besides, since someone's started... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000695.htm |
| thistle salad - 000696 - hell breaks loose (prologue) | Gwen: How many of the seals have been broken? / Ry: Six during the civil war. Recently, someone's destroyed another seven. Just enough to weaken the banishment clause of the curse.
/ Gwen: ... Leaving thirty-five. / Ry: I mean, what do I care? With every broken seal I get a little stronger. But one... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000696.htm |
| thistle salad - 000697 - armageddon girl | [[Molly Shue is hanging around in the background]]
/ Ry: You should take me up on my offer, Detective. I am not often generous.
/ Hazel Silverton: Oh, please. The future? Let me guess- I'm going to meet a dark and fascinating man, right? Telling the future is all about telling the mark what she wants to... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000697.htm |
| thistle salad - 000698 - armageddon girl | Hazel Silverton: Now, wait just a minute-
/ Ry: I'm trying to tell you there's nearly no time left. Our sins are about to catch up with us. You, me, everybody. / Ry: When the choice is made, all the old, bad business with come crowding into the light. The restless dead will be-- / Hazel: [[shoving her... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000698.htm |
| thistle salad - 000699 - armageddon girl | [[Ry is angry and on fire.]] / [[Ry realizes something.]] / [[Ry glares at his burning violin]]
/ Ry: Not AGAIN! http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000699.htm |
| thistle salad - 000700 - prison planet - prologue | Troy: Bobbin, I want you downstairs. Carmine's always liable to forget her manners. And if you happen to overhear what Crane's up to...
/ Bobbin: Whatever you say, boss-- / Bobbin: -but I'm scheduled to take inventory-
/ Troy: I'll do the inventory. It's a chance to get out from behind my desk. / [[Troy's... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000700.htm |
| thistle salad - 000701 - armageddon girl | Steven Delmar: --Cita asks me, like a show of force is going to do anything but escalate whatever's brewing down there. / 'Ten: Well, your continuing feud with your sister aside, she's got a point. / 'Ten: Tarkovski held that street together with his teeth. He pushed the mob out and kept them out for... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000701.htm |
| thistle salad - 000702 - armageddon girl | 'Ten: How about, instead of this pointless speculation, you go down there and talk to him.
/ Steven Delmar: Talk to--? The man is dead.
/ 'Ten: I mean, talk to his whats-it. The heir apparent. Tarkovski set up that trust, right? And the man he left in charge of that has to be a man that the neighborhood... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000702.htm |
| thistle salad - 000703 - armageddon girl/ a murder of men | 'Ten: Steven, just- stop being ridiculous and go talk to the man. What's the worst that could happen?
/ Steven Delmar: He could be an inarticulate genius and no help at all. / Steven Delmar: You know what Griffin's also famous for? Being a godsdamned recluse.
/ 'Ten: And you won't know anything unless... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000703.htm |
| thistle salad - 000704 - a murder of men | [[Eric Gold is in the kitchen, frowning over a burning skillet]] / Eric Gold: No, I changed my mind. The first thing I'm going to do is buy this place a decent skillet.
/ 'Ten: Who the hell--?
/ [[Steven Delmar is behind 'Ten looking angry]] / Eric Gold: [[throwing some sort of magic at them]] One second,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000704.htm |
| thistle salad - 000705 - a murder of men | 'Ten: eee! / 'Ten: ...uh... / 'Ten: [[drawing an arrow]] Hey, asshole! Your spell didn't take. / Eric Gold: Yeah? Look behind you.
/ 'Ten: !!!
/ [[behind her, Steven Delmar is frozen, sparkly and semi-translucent.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000705.htm |
| thistle salad - 000706 - armageddon girl | [[Shelley Kariczar helps Ellen Cricklewood to her feet while Lucas Ross looks on]] / Shelley Kariczar: Look at this mess! I could get fired over this!
/ [[meanwhile, Luke Ross has an odd reaction to Nicola Angel, entering the room with Drew]]
/ Drew Carter: Now you do understand, Ms. Angel-
/ Nicola Angel:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000706.htm |
| thistle salad - 000707 - armageddon girl | [[Drew Carter signals to Ellen Cricklewood, Nicola Angel attaches herself to Lucas Ross. Shelley Kariczar is in the background.]]
/ Lucas Ross: Uh...
/ Drew Carter: All right, kid, let's see what you got. / Nicola Angel: Hey, Carter- how about this one?
/ Drew Carter: Wha- Ross? Doubtful. / Lucas Ross:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000707.htm |
| thistle salad - 000708 - armageddon girl | Jetta Zarfos: Boots! No! / [[The cat Mr. Boots is holding her bauble precariously at the edge of a sidewalk drain.]]
/ Mr. Boots: wrrwl... / Jetta Zarfos: Okay, okay! I screwed up. But you can't throw the pendant away- it won't work. / [[Jetta's eyes are green-brown in this panel]]
/ Jetta Zarfos: That... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000708.htm |
| thistle salad - 000709 - armageddon girl | [[Jetta Zarfos is holding the bauble again- it's glowing. Behind her is a naked woman wrapped up in a rainbow. In front of her, Mr. Boots has his back arched and is hissing.]]
/ Jetta Zarfos: ... Boots? What is it? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000709.htm |
| thistle salad - 000710 - armageddon girl | Lucas Ross: What- WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
/ Drew Carter: It's not what it looks like, Ross. / Lucas Ross: Well, hell, I hope not. Because it looks like the woman of my dreams just came in here, propositioned me... and you turned her down. / Drew Carter: She's a set-up man, Ross- and you're not the kind... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000710.htm |
| thistle salad - 000711 - the armless maiden | [[A small girl with a doll pokes a squirrel with a stick]]
/ Violet: Daisy! If you get rabies, I'm going to kill you! / Violet: What did I say about tormenting small animals? / Violet: Daisy, Mama can't take you to the park if you're going to- / [[A girl in a sailor suit school uniform appears out... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000711.htm |
| thistle salad - 000712 - armageddon girl | [[A brunette with a daisy tattoo and a familiar looking doll, stares at a picture stuck in the frame of a vanity mirror.]] / [[A different woman, a red head, goes through some mail]] / [[The brunette puts on a shirt]] / [[The redhead pours coffee]] / [[The brunette has a gun.]] / The redhead: [[outside... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000712.htm |
| thistle salad - 000713 - uncertainty | [[Tiberius Rich combs his hair in a mirror]] / [[then puts his comb away]] / Bouncer: Good evening, Mr. Rich. / [[he's down on a casino floor, by a roulette wheel.]]
/ Mars: Rich! Right on time, as always. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000713.htm |
| thistle salad - 000714 - uncertainty | Mars: Say listen, kid- we've worked together for, ah, well, ever since- uh, a long time now, right? / Mars: Well, ah, there comes a time in any business relationship when, ah, that relationship has to be reevaluated.
/ Tiberius Rich: You're firing me? / Mars: What? No. Don't be ridiculous. You're too... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000714.htm |
| thistle salad - 000715 - the armless maiden | Rose: What were you thinking? Bringing her here! What if you've put us in the middle of some magical vendetta?
/ Violet: I couldn't leave her there, Rose. Didn't you see her? She's just a kid! / Violet: Besides, I don't think she's going to be our problem much longer.
/ Rose: Which still leaves us with... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000715.htm |
| thistle salad - 000716 - uncertainty | [[The first three panels feature the stem of a martini glass, an olive and a reanimated mouse skeleton.]] / Tiberius Rich: Now what?
/ Crys: Tibs, this may be a speakeasy, but we do have some health standards. / Tiberius Rich: What are you talking about--- oh. [[notices the mouse]] / [[Tibs magics... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000716.htm |
| thistle salad - 000717 - uncertainty | Crys Bloom: Come on. Things can't be that bad.
/ Tiberius Rich: Mars is trying to get rid of me. You know what this means, right? He's planning on doing something stupid while I'm out of the way. / Crys Bloom: Oh, please! You're the one who's leaking magic! Take the time off, Tibs! You need to unwind.... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000717.htm |
| thistle salad - 000718 - armageddon girl | [[Detective Hazel Silverton and Molly Shue]]
/ Molly Shue: Weren't we... weren't we just here? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000718.htm |
| thistle salad - 000719 - armageddon girl | Detective Hazel Silverton: This is where Trace Flood was killed last night. Notice anything odd?
/ Molly Shue: No... / Hazel Silverton: Kid, do you smoke?
/ Molly Shue: What? No. / Hazel Silverton: Yeah, neither do I. Luckily, Flood did.
/ Molly Shue: Why is that lucky? / Hazel Silverton: Why was I sent... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000719.htm |
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