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| thistle salad - 000420 - the green door | Kim Banner: Don't start with me, Cutter- as far as I've seen there are maybe three people here that could last more than a minute up against me and you're not one of them.
/ Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter: That's probably true. / [[Their conversation fades out as the 'camera' moves back]]
/ Vernie Pinkley: --but... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000420.htm |
| thistle salad - 000421 - the green door | [['camera' pulls back further - Izzy Ursula Cutter and Kim Banner are arguing in the far background - Vernie Fairfax's card game has dissolved into, um, tickling. In the foreground, Ish is having trouble concentrating on her book and Vic Franklin is smoking, leaning on a tent.]] / [[Inside the tent... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000421.htm |
| thistle salad - 000422 - armageddon girl | [[Charity's coffee shop interior - Ellen Cricklewood, Andrea Bright and Charity Ellsworth are still standing around talking.]]
/ Ellen Cricklewood: So what's really going on?
/ Andrea Bright: It's probably some dire ancient prophecy--
/ Charity Ellsworth: Oh, please. This is the modern world, Andrea. People... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000422.htm |
| thistle salad - 000423 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom lies on the ground after having been thrown across the garden.]] / [[Anna Bloom picks herself up.]] / [[Her eyes as well as her forehead, glow strangely.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000423.htm |
| thistle salad - 000424 - armageddon girl | [[Charity's coffee shop interior.]]
/ Mr. Barns: [[offscreen]] Ellen! Do I pay you to stand around in other people's shops? / [[Charity Ellsworth pours a cup of coffee, rolling her eyes as Ellen flees. Ellen throws her coffee cup into the air.]]
/ Ellen Cricklewood: ohmigod! ohmigod! / [[Andrea Bright... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000424.htm |
| thistle salad - 000425 - armageddon girl | [[Andrea Bright and Charity Ellsworth inside Charity's coffee shop.]]
/ Andrea Bright: I notice you didn't charge him for that coffee. / Charity Ellsworth: Yeah, well. Thaddeus Barns is only the scariest man on the planet. / Andrea Bright: Really? Scarier than your father? Scarier than mine? / Charity... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000425.htm |
| thistle salad - 000426 - the green door (cover) | [[Medea, Kim Banner and Izzy Ursula Cutter stand in front of a black background. Medea is at the front holding her key up, looking worried - the key is glowing purple. Kim is looking unhappily off to the side. Izzy is in the back, half in shadow, her head haloed.]]
/ {{mouse over image: Patricia Stone,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000426.htm |
| thistle salad - 000427 - armageddon girl | [[Juni Ellis, standing before some sort of display in a trophy room, clutches her uniform to her chest.]]
/ Juni Ellis: I wish I was dead. / [[In a completely other part of the city, a man in black carrying a bloody sword stares down at a dalmation who's mistress he's just killed.]]
/ Rose Red Swordsman:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000427.htm |
| thistle salad - 000428 - team psycho | [[Cheryl "Cherry" Pinkley is staring out the train window.]] / Bobby Tsarkov (in shadow): This seat taken, Miss? / Cherry Pinkley: Wha-? Bobby? Where's Jacob? Don't tell me he's--
/ Bobby Tsarkov: He's safe enough for the time being.
/ Bobby Tsarkov: I thought we could have our quarterly review. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000428.htm |
| thistle salad - 000429 - team psycho | Cherry Pinkley: ... Review? Bobby, what are you even talking about? / Bobby Tsarkov: Better than "Let's have The Argument again," I thought.
/ Cherry Pinkley: oh, gods. / Cherry Pinkley: Please, Bobby, don't. Do we have to talk about this now? / Bobby Tsarkov: No. Why talk about it when you could... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000429.htm |
| thistle salad - 000430 - team psycho | Cherry Pinkley: Bobby, it's complicated--
/ Bobby Tsarkov: No, it isn't! It's simple: Do you want to spend the next 20-30 years protecting your brother from himself? / Bobby Tsarkov: Cherry, let's elope. We could watch him implode from a safe distance. / Cherry Pinkley: You know I can't do that.
/ Bobby... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000430.htm |
| thistle salad - 000431 - team psycho | Cherry Pinkley: Why must I choose between you and my brother? / Bobby Tsarkov: Because I love you and he makes you crazy? / Cherry Pinkley: Yeah. He's my brother. I know you've never concerned yourself with anyone and that you have no family--
/ Bobby Tsarkov: I've 'concerned' myself with you, Cherry... / Bobby... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000431.htm |
| thistle salad - 000432 - team psycho | Cherry Pinkley: Wait a minute. Bobby, why didn't you ever tell me about this?
/ Bobby Tsarkov: Tell you what, exactly? The dead stay dead. Talking don't fix that. / Bobby Tsarkov: Besides, you never looked no closer at me than you needed to. / Bobby Tsarkov: Cherry, I'm done. This is my two weeks... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000432.htm |
| thistle salad - 000433 - team psycho | [[Cheryl "Cherry" Pinkley, alone, buries her head in her hands.]] / [[Bobby Tsarkov passes Jacob Pinkley, seated between two girls.]]
/ Jacob Pinkley: Bobby, have you met Cindy and Mindy here?
/ Blonde: It's Melody, you ass.
/ Redhead: And I'm Catherine. / [[Bobby walks on without saying anything.]]
/ Redhead:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000433.htm |
| thistle salad - 000434 - the broken thread | [[Ginger pauses in a room full of shadows.]] / [[Ginger grabs the maid- or what used to be the maid? She now has glowing red eyes and flaming hands.]] / [[Ginger turns her face away as she thrusts the silver head of her cane into the maid's face - explosion!]] / [[Ginger is surprised to find that... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000434.htm |
| thistle salad - 000435 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Lena Gwenith has stormed out of Danny Relston's office. She's talking to some unknown person- or just to herself?]]
/ Lena Gwenith: If you really value your servant's life, then give me a reason not to smash that smug magician's head open. / [[Lena runs into Tess Miller, returning with the wine she... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000435.htm |
| thistle salad - 000436 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Lena Gwenith has waylaid Tess Miller in the hall.]]
/ Lena Gwenith: Gods, would you look at the three of us- the last pathetic dregs of Empire! / Lena Gwenith: --Not that you've changed. / Tess Miller: You've proved remarkably - even suspiciously - resistant to change as well, Your Grace. / Lena... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000436.htm |
| thistle salad - 000437 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Lena Gwenith has waylaid Tess Miller in the hall]]
/ Lena Gwenith: Tell me something, Tess - objectively, if you will - Is our position so strong that we can afford to kill our allies?
/ Tess Miller: I don't know how you would expect that I--
/ Lena Gwenith: Don't think I'm fool enough to believe that... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000437.htm |
| thistle salad - 000438 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Lena Gwenith's voice is transmitted (through Tess) into the dragon-shaped cane/transceiver in Veronica Fairfax's study. Veronica looks shocked as Lena's rant continues.]]
/ Lena Gwenith: But then, you've made your own deals with your own devils, haven't you, Veronica? / Lena Gwenith: What am I saying?... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000438.htm |
| thistle salad - 000439 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Tess Miller speaks to Veronica Fairfax directly (internally)]]
/ Tess Miller: Veronica. Should I take care of- / Veronica Fairfax: No. Let her be. She may not look it, but she's just a bitter old woman. She's no threat to us or to our mission. / Veronica Fairfax: And she's absolutely right. We're... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000439.htm |
| thistle salad - 000440 - veronica's blood | [[A woman in an old fashioned dress reaches for a vase that sits on a column.]] / [[The woman smiles, revealing some very, very sharp teeth.]] / [[The woman is Lena Gwenith, her face unscarred.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000440.htm |
| thistle salad - 000441 - veronica's blood | [[Lena Gwenith tilts the vase precariously on its pedestal.]]
/ Lena Gwenith: Heavens! It seems I have already forgotten your name, my dear.
/ Veronica Fairfax: It's... Veronica, Your Grace. / Lena Gwenith: Ah, yes. You must forgive me- I am so terrible with servants. / [[Crash!]][[as the vase crashes... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000441.htm |
| thistle salad - 000442 - veronica's blood | [[Lena Gwenith leaves a furious Veronica Fairfax]]
/ Lena Gwenith: Thank you, Victoria. / [[Pottery shards]] / [[Veronica Fairfax pulls back her hair to reveal that she's wearing a wire.]]
/ Veronica Fairfax: Central, this is 'Rose.' Target has... fucking bitch just left me in the fucking lurch, didn't... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000442.htm |
| thistle salad - 000443 - armageddon girl | [[Victori Carslyle and Tiffany Rose are walking through the city. Two little blonde girls play in the foreground]] / [[Victori stops suddenly.]]
/ Tiffany Rose: Um, Victori? What's wrong? You... just... stopped? / Victori Carslyle: It's nothing.
/ Tiffany Rose: Sure. / [[Tiffany Rose stares after the... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000443.htm |
| thistle salad - 000444 - a nightmare at the ballet | [[Lydia Adler dances with Malcolm Brand.]] / [[Malcolm notices his sister Jane is in trouble...]] / [[and hastily drops Lydia]] / [[Lydia is terrified as Malcolm starts... glowing.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000444.htm |
| thistle salad - 000445 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom is thrown, again and again, by the monster that's invaded her husband's garden. The ghost of her sister Mitzi appears, trying to reason with her.]]
/ Mitzi-Marie Rowlock: Anna? This isn't going to work... / Mitzi-Marie Rowlock: Anna! It's made of stone... You can't just- / Mitzi-Marie Rowlock:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000445.htm |
| thistle salad - 000446 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom steadies herself, her arm around the neck of the skull headed horse of the Headless Horseman, who is solid now (he was transparent before). Mitzi-Marie Rowlock looks on in horror.]]
/ Mitzi-Marie Rowlock: Oh, Anna, what have you done? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000446.htm |
| thistle salad - 000447 - the broken thread | [[Ginger continues fighting with the (fireball throwing) illusions of the aristocracy]]
/ [[Ginger strikes the gentleman]] / [[Ginger has the gentleman on the ground, the handle of her cane at his throat and glares at someone behind her.]] / [[Ginger lashes around and kicks the lady in the stomach.]] / [[Ginger... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000447.htm |
| thistle salad - 000448 - the broken thread | [[Ginger continues fighting with the illusions of the aristocracy]]
/ [[Ginger is blasted from behind - her cane and the prosthetic arm that was holding the cane comes lose.]] / [[Ginger gapes at her lack of a right hand.]] / [[Close up on Ginger's eyes, full of fury.]] / [[Ginger (magically?) reaquires... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000448.htm |
| thistle salad - 000449 - the broken thread | [[Ginger continues fighting with the illusions of the aristocracy]]
/ [[Ginger screws her right forearm/ right hand back into place.]] / [[Ginger looks pissed.]] / [[Ginger throws her cane into the butler's throat.]] / [[Ginger shields her eyes from the resulting bright flash of light.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000449.htm |
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