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| thistle salad - 000210 - prison planet | [[Grace Warfield is standing on her head]]
/ Lisa Stewart: So what did you--
/ Grace Warfield: Aw, Hell. / Grace Warfield: Why don't we skip the polite inquiry and go straight to the part where you tell me what you did? / Lisa Stewart: I'm a supervillain!
/ Grace Warfield: ... of course you are. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000210.htm |
| thistle salad - 000211 - prison planet | [[Grace Warfield is doing a back bend]]
/ Lisa Stewart: Well... actually... I lied. It's really 'cos of my husband.
/ Grace Warfield: Why? You killed him? / Lisa Stewart: No! I would n- It's-- He's the supervillain. I'm just an accessory.
/ Grace Warfield: ... of course you are. / Grace Warfield: ...... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000211.htm |
| thistle salad - 000212 - the green door | [[The crowd around the rocket, now exploded, are picking themselves up from the ground. Jealousy Hayes, still on the ground, glares at her cell phone.]]
/ Jealousy Hayes: Dammit, lost the signal. / Jealousy Hayes: I thought these things were supposed to be shock-proof, Mr. Todd.
/ Ludwell Todd: We really... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000212.htm |
| thistle salad - 000213 - the green door | [[The rocket has cracked open to reveal a cargo of giant orange ladybug robots. Ladybug-bots!]]
/ Ludwell Todd: It's her talent for designing killer robots I'm worried about. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000213.htm |
| thistle salad - 000214 - reunion | Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter: I admit it. I'm impressed. What are you intending to do with your... your friend there? / Medea: Lieutenant Cutter, I know it's alot to ask and I'm not in any position to ask it but I know her and she needs help. / Ish: How did you-?
/ Medea: < http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000214.htm |
| thistle salad - 000215 - reunion | [[Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter thinks it over.]] / Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter: Yeah, ok. / Medical Officer: WHAT?!!
/ Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter: But I hope you're up for walking, 'cos there's only the one stretcher. / Medical officer: You can't be serious! That thing's dangerous!
/ Lt. Izzy Ursula Cutter: I dunno.... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000215.htm |
| thistle salad - 000216 - reunion | [[The army mills around in the background while Kim Banner is put on a stretcher.]]
/ Trixie (stretcher bearer): I don't get it. What the hell is i--- she?
/ Medea: She's a Saint-- / Medea: --just like me. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000216.htm |
| thistle salad - 000217 - armageddon girl | [[Detective Hazel Silverton and policewoman Molly Shue are standing in front of a comic book store at night, the window of the shop is broken.]]
/ Detective Hazel Silverton: Yeah, I get why he's angry, but a stack of missing comic books and a broken window hardly constitutes a capital crime. / Policewoman... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000217.htm |
| thistle salad - 000218 - armageddon girl | [[Detective Hazel Silverton and policewoman Molly Shue stand in front of a comic book store where the window has been broken. In the background Susan Hunter hangs over the vampire, and Trace Flood walks on with groceries.]]
/ Policewoman Molly Shue: Um, Detective? When I was reassigned to Thaumatic Investigations,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000218.htm |
| thistle salad - 000219 - armageddon girl | [[Trace Flood walks on with her groceries. At night. In the city.]] / [[Trace Flood realizes something's amiss.]]
/ Trace Flood: *? / [[Trace Flood gets annoyed.]]
/ Trace Flood: You've gotta be kidding. / [[Dropping her groceries, and with pink orbs and blue lines, Trace Flood executes some magic... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000219.htm |
| thistle salad - 000220 - armageddon girl | [[The Red Rose Killer attacks Trace Flood. She dodges.]] / [[The Red Rose Killer considers his next move, and Trace Flood considers her next move.]] / [[Trace Flood casts a spell at the Red Rose Killer.]] / [[The Red Rose Killer bring his hand to his face to shield from the spell. Trace Flood leaps... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000220.htm |
| thistle salad - 000221 - armageddon girl | [[Trace Flood surveys the thaumatic fire resulting from her attack on the Red Rose Killer.]]
/ Trace Flood: Well, that's a complete waste of groceries. / [[As the fire dies down, Trace Flood notices that her spell didn't seem to have affected the Red Rose Killer. She's whipping up a new one in her hand.]]
/ Trace... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000221.htm |
| thistle salad - 000222 - armageddon girl | [[The second Red Rose Killer looks at the dead Trace Flood. The First is hanging out behind.]] / [[The first Red Rose Killer has approached the Second, then the second holds Trace Flood by her hair as he lowers her to the ground.]] / [[The two Red Rose Killers look around with narrow eyes. Behind... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000222.htm |
| thistle salad - 000223 - armageddon girl (two months ago) | [[A shadow of a girl is watching a drive in movie from a neighboring building. The movie features a girl with pink hair and a crown and a purple dress who looks frightened. The shadow of a boy approached the shadow of the girl.]]
/ Shadow of a boy: Oh. Hey. Um. I didn't expect anyone else'd be up here.... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000223.htm |
| thistle salad - 000224 - a murder of men | [[EKat and Mal are seated on a couch. 'Ten is standing, facing them. She has a pocketwatch with a charm - the coin of the cup.]]
/ 'Ten: I'm going to get food. You guys want anything? / [['Ten's smile begins to fade]]
/ 'Ten: Anything at all? / [[EKat and Mal are unresponsive.]] / 'Ten: Sigh. / [['Ten... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000224.htm |
| thistle salad - 000225 - a murder of men | [[EKat is now on the floor, Mal is scowling in the other direction.]]
/ 'Ten: [[out of panel]] Do I have to separate you two? http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000225.htm |
| thistle salad - 000226 - armageddon girl | [[corpse of Trace Flood.]] / [[Someone pauses beside the corpse of Trace Flood.]] / [[A man, kneeling beside the corpse of Trace Flood. Butterflies?]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000226.htm |
| thistle salad - 000227 - a nightmare at the ballet | [[Lydia Adler and Malcolm Brand pose calmly in the background, fading out of view.]]
/ [[In the foreground, Jane Brand's dance gets wilder, more out of control.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000227.htm |
| thistle salad - 000228 - a nightmare at the ballet | [[Off stage, Jane Brand's performance is being watched by Mark Darnell and a blonde woman dressed in black with butterfly wings.]]
/ Mark Darnell: Ok, um... I'm no expert- but- I don't think ballerinas are supposed to scream.
/ Woman Who Represents Col. Alexander: Honey, this is just the beginning. http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000228.htm |
| thistle salad - 000229 - a nightmare at the ballet | [[Jane Brand halts in the middle of her frenzy, finding herself surrounded by dancers dressed in the ballet costume equivilent of DEEP uniforms.]] / [[Jane drops to the floor as the women spread their capes and arms, imprisoning her.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000229.htm |
| thistle salad - 000230 - the green door | [[Nic Morose faces the robot ladybug invasion looking kind of stunned.]] / [[The ladybug powers up...]] / [[And then Nic Morose is stunned, literally. Or possibly electrocuted.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000230.htm |
| thistle salad - 000231 - the green door | [[Chaos reigns in the park. Jealousy Hayes photographs the robots as the crowd flees for cover. Behind Jealousy, Ludwell Todd is shown brandishing a board, fighting off the ladybug-bots.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000231.htm |
| thistle salad - 000232 - the green door | [[Series of panels that highlight the group in green jumpsuits standing behind Jealousy Hayes, far up the hill.]] / [[Group shot; left to right; Shelby, Julian Delmar, William Ashby, Emma Starkadder, Jo Slaughter, David Worth, Tommy Chase.]] / Jo Slaughter: Feeling nostalgic, Emma?
/ Emma Starkadder:... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000232.htm |
| thistle salad - 000233 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom stands confused while behind her looms the man on horseback that we previously saw in her nightmare. He rides a black horse with a firey mane and a skull for a head- the horse's trappings are all crimson and every buckle, every clasp - from the horse's bridle to the clasp of the rider's... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000233.htm |
| thistle salad - 000234 - anna bloom wakes up | [[Anna Bloom runs towards the scream- behind her, the horseman follows. Between them is a rather disturbing statue.]] / [[Anna stops short horrified- behind her, the horseman fades again.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000234.htm |
| thistle salad - 000235 - anna bloom wakes up | [[A blue skinned, horned man covered in blood is strangling the last of Jefferson Bloom's bodyguards. Anna Bloom looks on, horrified.]] / Anna Bloom: No! Stop it! / [[The horned man rips the bodyguard's head off and turns his attention towards Anna. That disturbing statue is back in frame - a faun... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000235.htm |
| thistle salad - 000236 - anna bloom wakes up | [[The blood covered horned man is turned towards Anna Bloom, who is covering her mouth with her hands. Behind her is the horseman again, his sword raised, his head un-hooded - revealing that the horseman has no head.]] http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000236.htm |
| thistle salad - 000237 - armageddon girl | [[Juni Ellis, already awake, waits for her alarm to ring.]] / [[Police station]]
/ Detective Hazel Silverton: What's going on? I got home and got called right back in. You know I work the graveyard shift for a reason, right?
/ Policewoman: Look all I know is the Sargeant wants to see you in the morgue,... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000237.htm |
| thistle salad - 000238 - armageddon girl | [[Ellen Cricklewood is hunting for something in her bedroom]]
/ Ellen Cricklewood: No no no no no! / [[Susan Hunter, dressed only in a towel, is playing with the blinds on a window]] / [[Ellen's holding an orange shoe, while the shoe she's wearing is fusia]]
/ Ellen Cricklewood: I'm gonna be late. I'm... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000238.htm |
| thistle salad - 000239 - armageddon girl | [[Ellen Cricklewood throws the orange shoe over her shoulder]]
/ Ellen Cricklewood: I am not going to work in mis-matched shoes! / [[Susan pulls the blind cord, letting the sunlight stream into the room]] / Susan Hunter: Good morning!
/ [[Behind her, a naked vampire sits upright in the bed, horrified]] / [[The... http://thistlesalad.com/thistle000239.htm |
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